When Ju Zhisheng heard this, he was no longer afraid, and stretched out his hand to take the medicine bag. Wusman was walking around, and he was a man who had seen the world. He quickly stopped him. He glanced at Sangou and said with a smile: "This
Military Lord, I don’t know who asked you to save us. Please give me your name so that I can repay you in the future.”
Sangou said impatiently: "When men do things, they only accept money and don't ask about their names! If you don't believe it, don't eat it. Anyway, the men took the money. I can only save this time. After passing this village, there will be no such shop."
, as you wish!”
After that, the three dogs went back to the wine table and gave orders with fists, but they didn't take them seriously at all.
Seeing that Sangou was offended, Ju Zhisheng complained: "Wusman, what do you mean? You are not happy if someone rescues us. I don't want to stay in such a wretched place for a while. If you like it, I will stay here."
The prince is leaving!"
Before he finished speaking, he already had the medicine bag in his hand and was about to open it and pour it into his mouth.
Usman quickly stretched out his hand to stop him. Ju Zhisheng's eyes widened. Usman quickly explained. He lowered his voice and said, "Your Majesty, don't you think it's strange? Few people know about our coming to Chang'an. Who would know about it?"
Save us? And you can see from the look on this jailer’s face that he clearly doesn’t know your identity, otherwise he would have been frightened. Why would a person who doesn’t know our identity give money to save us?”
After all, Ju Zhisheng was not a fool. He hesitated a little when Wusman said this.
Usman picked up the medicine bag and said, "Your Majesty, do you know what kind of medicine this is?"
"What kind of medicine?" Ju Zhisheng frowned and said, "Since someone paid money to save us, how dare he poison us?"
Hearing this, Wusman almost cursed. When he was in Gaochang, he heard people say that the Crown Prince of Gaochang is an ignorant bastard who is pretentious but has high ambitions and low abilities. He is a fool. He still doesn't believe it.
As I followed Ju Zhisheng, I saw some clues. After entering this prison, the true nature of the idiot was revealed. He was not just a strawbag, he was also a big strawbag. His words were like a retard, which made people irritated.
!
But he had no choice but to rely on Wusman, so he had to be patient and said: "Your Majesty, you must be careful. This is Chang'an, not Gaochang. We are outsiders and have no support. This medicine bag contains croton powder.
If you eat it, you will not die, but you will suffer!"
"Croton flour?" Wusman asked in confusion: "What is it used for?"
He really didn’t understand anything! Us gritted his teeth with hatred and said: “There are insects in the horse’s belly. Eating it can kill the insects. But if people eat it, they will have diarrhea. If they eat too much, they may die!”
Ju Zhisheng said anxiously: "Aren't you stupid? You'll die from eating too much, so you won't eat less? Just pretend to be miserable and cheat, aren't you? Are you still planning to eat it all?"
After saying that, Ju Zhisheng didn't hesitate anymore, turned his body to block it, secretly spread out two-thirds, and left one-third. He turned around and poured it into his mouth specifically to let the three dogs see it.
Seeing him like this, Usman was stunned for a moment, and thought to himself that he was right, could he just eat less? Although diarrhea is embarrassing, it is nothing compared to freedom. If you go out one day earlier, you can get there earlier.
It's a day to do business, time is tight, no delay!
Thinking like this, Usman followed suit, poured two-thirds of it sideways, and ate one-third in front of Sangou.
Sangou took in the actions of these two people and wanted to laugh in his heart. The Marquis was really very smart. He had already guessed that these two people would cheat, so he ate less or not at all, and figured out a way to deal with it in advance.
Where is Chang'an, the capital of the Tang Dynasty, where all things in the world gather together. Although Usman recognizes croton flour, how can the croton flour he saw in the Western Regions compare with the croton flour in Chang'an? Croton is not produced in the Western Regions.
The croton powder transported from the Central Plains is adulterated, and its medicinal effect is much lower. You can buy pure croton powder in Chang'an, and its medicinal potency is at least three times that of the croton powder from the Western Regions. Not to mention eating it three times
One part, one tenth, is enough to last a day and a night!
Even if you don't eat it, there are consequences. There is an undetectable layer of white powder on the outside of the paper package containing croton flour. If you don't distinguish it carefully, you just think it is the croton flour inside leaking out, but in fact it is not the case.
This is a kind of medicine that most people can't buy yet. Because of its disgrace, not to mention eating this kind of medicinal powder, even a little bit of it will make your whole body hot and hot. There is a saying in the market, it's called 'Nuns return to secular life, Taoist priests go down the mountain, and eunuchs
"Zhan Xiongfeng" shows its extraordinary effect.
The dandy boys of Chang'an mostly used it to pick flowers for fun. Although they were banned many times, they continued to do so.
This was not Li Mu's trick, but Sangou used money and asked someone to buy it in order to do things better. When he just threw the medicine bag over, he deliberately used his sleeves to cushion it, just to avoid getting it on.
The eunuch showed his prowess'.
With this layer of double insurance, it was absolutely foolproof. Sangou watched the two of them take the medicine from the corner of their eyes, raised a smile on their lips, picked up the wine bowl and drank it all in one gulp.
After drinking and playing guessing, half an hour passed in a blink of an eye. The effects of the medicine took over, and Ju Zhisheng and Wusman felt as if their intestines had been grabbed and knotted again, causing pain. Their stomachs were churning.
When I opened my mouth and burped, it smelled like fart, which made me feel nauseous.
At the same time, both of them felt hot and hot all over their bodies. When they saw each other's face, they were both red and purple, and their foreheads were sweating. Ju Zhisheng panicked a little, holding his stomach and asked: "Usman, you are like this after eating croton."
Does it hurt? Why do I feel that my lower abdomen... feels a little strange!"
Usman was already a pillar holding the sky. He was very embarrassed after hearing this. He endured the pain and discomfort and grinned: "Your Majesty, you ask this question, how do you answer this question? Although I know Croton, I have never eaten it."
Croton, if I know that it has diarrhea, how can I eat it? I really don’t know!”
"Ouch!" Ju Zhisheng couldn't stand it anymore and shouted loudly: "I can't survive! I can't survive! There is poison in the bun, but I can't survive!"
Before he finished speaking, he let out a loud fart, and suddenly the cell seemed to have leaked gas, and the stench was terrible.
The meal was almost ruined by a fart, but fortunately, we still had enough to eat and drink. Sangou winked at one of the jailers, and the jailer got up and walked to the door. Sangou pinched his nose, walked over with a whip, and cursed.
: "Straight bitch! What are you calling? They are all the same prisoners, why don't others die but you? I think you are looking for a beating!"
Usman also called out: "Master Jun! It really hurts! Please have mercy on Master Jun and find a doctor!"
"Bah!" Sangou whipped his whip and scolded: "You are so shameless, why should I find you a doctor? Do you want me to find you a sister to help you get rid of the fire? I've already been in jail, and why?
You’re fucking pretending, so you deserve to be beaten!”
Ju Zhisheng was still sensible at first, but when he suddenly heard the word 'Sister', his remaining sanity suddenly collapsed, and he blurted out and shouted: "I want it! Find it for me quickly, I will have many rewards, I...
…”
"Fuck you!" Sangou was so disgusted that his hair stood on end. He swung the whip and hit Ju Zhisheng on the shoulder. The pain caused by the whip made Ju Zhisheng sober up a little. He didn't dare to shout anymore and hid behind
After marrying Wusman.
Usman felt like there was something pressing on the back of his butt, but it was hard to tell at this time. He just screamed that he was going to die, which made all the prisoners in the cell noisy.
At this time, a voice with a rough voice came from the door of the cell, extremely impatient: "Which one wants to die? If you want to be thrown out to die, don't die in the prison. It's hard for the county magistrate to explain!"
"Yes!" Sangou responded, opened the cell door, and winked at the two of them. He turned around and shouted, and several people came over and helped the two of them out.
After coming out of the prison, the jailers threw the two of them into a donkey cart. Sangou took over the matter and said, "I can do it alone, you go back! It's almost time to leave, so I won't come back.
Help me tell the cell boss."
A jailer said: "The two of them are not registered prisoners, no one will pursue them. Didn't they want a doctor? They left them at the door of a medical center. Whether they live or die depends on their fate, and it is not our fault.
.”
Sangou said: "No need to worry!"
After saying that, he waved his whip and the donkey cart drove slowly.
After turning two intersections, Sangou looked back cautiously, took a deep breath, and said: "You two, run away for your lives, be careful not to meet the Yuhou who is patrolling the night. I'll get you out, so that's fine."
It’s worthy of that girl’s five thousand dollars!”
When he heard the word 'girl', Ju Zhisheng's eyes widened again, he grabbed Sangou by the collar and shouted: "Where is the girl? I want a girl, and I want a girl!"
"Fuck you!" Sangou rounded his mouth and slapped him. He wanted to slap his face, but Ju Zhisheng moved around and hit him on the neck and shoulder. He fainted immediately. Sangou threw him out of the car and pulled out his car.
He took out the saber from his waist and forced Usman to get down, saying: "Get out of here quickly, or I will kill you!"
Wusman had no choice but to get out of the car. The three dogs snorted and waved their whips, and the donkey cart drove away.
But Wusman finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the donkey cart go away. In normal times, with his stretched out hands, facing someone like San Gou, it would be easy for him to grab a knife and kill him with bare hands.
, but it’s not possible now. I’ve been hungry for several days, and I just ate croton powder, and now my crotch is full of shit. Except for my crotch, which is as solid as an iron rod, I don’t have any strength anywhere else. I really don’t dare.
Resist.
After sitting on the ground and resting for a while, Usman got up and slowly walked towards Ju Zhisheng.
In any case, the two of them came out together. He had to take Ju Zhisheng back, otherwise Ju Wentai would not be able to explain.
Usman took two steps and suddenly stopped. He felt a little dizzy and his vision was a little blurry. He leaned against the wall and closed his eyes. When he opened them again, his vision was clearer, but it soon became blurry again.
His remaining consciousness told him that the medicine was taking effect.
Then, this little bit of reason was gone, he lost all consciousness, and only the word 'girl' was left in his head.
He looked down and saw that lying on the ground was a beautiful woman as beautiful as a flower.
Usman loosened the waistband of his pants and laughed: "What a perky butt! Look how I love you!"