If it had been anyone else, Li Mu would have turned against him by now. But it was Li Shimin, and he knew it and didn't say a word. Do you want to go? Anyway, you can only think about it, can you still touch it?!
Li Mu brought the topic back to the Yang family and asked: "Your Majesty, why do you keep calling me 'Mr. Yang' instead of 'Concubine Yang'? I find it a little strange."
Li Shimin smiled bitterly and said: "I can't pass the Queen's test."
"..."
Li Shimin sighed and said: "I have mentioned this matter to the Queen many times. But the Queen refuses to let go. You have also seen the Queen's attitude in dealing with things. She is a person who cares about rules the most. In order to maintain the rules, she even
All the brothers must be restrained. When I brought the Yang family into the palace, the first person to object was the queen. But because of my persistence, the queen also knew about my past with the Yang family, and finally compromised. It was just a request, not an answer.
status."
"I also know that she had no choice but to agree for the sake of my reputation and for the Yang family to stay in the palace. She has wronged the Yang family and also wronged the queen."
Li Mu secretly thought to himself, what a scumbag among scumbags! As soon as this thought came to his mind, he thought of himself again. If Li Shimin was a scumbag, he himself seemed to be no better. He has such a good wife as Qiaoqiao, but he is still out there.
It's like messing with women. Alas, it really fits that sentence. When a crow stands on a pig, no one can blame anyone.
However, we can still communicate.
Li Mu asked again: "Your Majesty, can I ask you a personal question?"
"Personal question?" Li Shimin frowned and said, "What is the question? Let's talk about it first."
"Alas!" Li Mu sighed before saying anything, and said: "Your Majesty, I have been troubled by women recently. I really need your guidance in life. I now have four wives..."
"Wait a minute!" Li Shimin interrupted: "There can only be one wife, why four? Except for your married wife, they should all be concubines. You don't even understand this rule, do you?"
"Of course I know this rule." Li Mu said hurriedly: "Although I call them madam, it is because I respect them. The difference has already been made clear. Moreover, your majesty has met my wife, and her
She has a gentle and virtuous personality, and does not care much about these false reputations. Take the fourth wife of the minister as an example, she is older than the wife of the minister, and the two of them are called sisters and get along very harmoniously."
"Since we get along well with each other, that's your blessing. What else is there to worry about?"
Li Mu sighed: "I have a knot in my heart."
"Heart knot?" Li Shimin frowned and said, "What heart knot?"
"I dare not deceive Your Majesty. I once told my wife that I will only love her in this life. But then I met the person who was being auctioned at the Kouya shop in Xishi. My current second wife appreciated my kindness, so I still gave her to her.
I bought it back and spent fifty guan. I deceived myself at the time, saying that I couldn't bear to see her humiliated. But later I thought about it. The slaves in the mouth and teeth shop were auctioned like this. Why did I buy it instead of others?
Didn't you fall in love with her? Didn't you see each other right... Although they get along very well now, I still broke my original vow. Later, I fell in love with the third lady, the fourth lady, and I don't know how many more will be in the future...
Your Majesty, do you think I am hypocritical? I am really sorry for my wife when I see and love someone like this!"
After Li Shimin heard Li Mu's words, he laughed loudly, and his laughter became louder and louder, as if he was about to lose his temper.
Li Mu said displeasedly: "Your Majesty, I sincerely asked Your Majesty for life guidance, why did Your Majesty still laugh at me? Are what I said so ridiculous?"
"Li Mu, Li Mu," Li Shimin finally stopped laughing and said, "I laugh at you for being so smart and confused for a while, but I can't blame you entirely. After all, you are still young, and you have some confusion about emotional matters.
normal."
"Please ask Your Majesty to clarify my doubts."
"Li Mu, although I advise you not to be greedy for women, I want to remind you not to indulge in women, not to let you become a monk. Yin does not give birth, and Yang does not grow. Throughout the ages, if there is no combination of Yin and Yang, how can men reproduce?
It is very normal to like women and want to have the woman you like."
"This is due to nature and cannot be resisted by human beings. When men come into this world, they are fighting and robbing. In ancient times, men competed for food. If the food has been taken by others, then they will grab it for themselves.
In his hands. It’s the same now, men have to fight for everything, wealth, status, including women!”
"What should two men do if they like a woman? Fight! Let's see who has the advantage to be liked by this woman more. Or simply use your own methods to grab this woman regardless of whether she likes it or not. This is nothing.
Problem, this is a reflection of a man’s ability.”
"If you are a farmer, you will not think that you can marry another woman in your life. You have such thoughts because of your current ability. Why do you feel guilty? Because
Have you ever made a promise? Ha!"
"The oath between a man and a man is called faith. Is there also faith between men and women? There seems to be no such thing, right? And, as a person who has experienced it, I can tell you responsibly. Don't think that your wife
She cares about your so-called vows. Maybe she cares about it now. But after she gives birth to a child, you will come second, and the child is the most important thing in her heart. Even if you marry ten or eight more, she will
I may not care about you."
Scumbag, plus straight male cancer, plus chauvinism... Li Mu made a judgment in his heart. Fortunately, a guy like Li Shimin was born in the Tang Dynasty. If this was left in his previous life and exposed on the Internet, it would not be possible.
Being scolded by those feminists?
"Is the same thing true for the Queen?"
"Yes!" Li Shimin nodded and said: "Since the Queen became pregnant with Empress Qian, she has filled the harem for me... Ah, no, I was still the King of Qin at that time. That's what I mean, and you are the same. After your wife becomes pregnant, she
I won’t care about you anymore.”
"That's right..."
Li Mu was still a little suspicious. Suddenly Li Shimin started gossiping. He stared into Li Mu's eyes and asked: "Boy, tell me the truth. You and your wife have been married for almost half a year and there is still no movement. Is it your body?"
"Your Majesty!" Li Mu yelled and said angrily: "What are you talking about? You are the emperor, why are you just asking about these things? Fortunately, it is night now, and the people in the living room are not around. If they were, give it to Your Majesty
Record it, how should future generations comment on Your Majesty?"
Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and said, "How can you comment? I care about my ministers!"
Li Mu snorted and said: "I will definitely say that His Majesty is always dishonest."
"I think you're looking for a fight!" Li Shimin raised his hand, as if to fight. Li Mu immediately lay down on the ground, covering his injured arm and crying out in pain. Seeing his rogue appearance, Li Shimin had no choice but to say
: "Okay, you look like a street gangster, I don't know where you learned it. Get up, it's getting late, go to bed."
With that said, Li Shimin walked over to the couch and untied his robe himself without asking anyone to take off his clothes.
Li Mu got up from the ground and watched Li Shimin take off his clothes. He suddenly became very nervous. Li Shimin looked back at him and said, "Why are you standing there, taking off your clothes?"
"Uh..." Li Mu avoided Li Shimin's gaze and said unnaturally: "Your Majesty, where should I sleep? It doesn't seem appropriate to share the same bed with Your Majesty..."
"What's the point?" Li Shimin asked curiously: "Have you never heard of the allusion of 'sleeping with enough strength'? The fact that you can sleep with me with enough strength shows that I trust you very much. What an honor it is. Are you still dissatisfied?
"
"Sleep with your feet on your back..." Li Mu had heard of this term, but he really didn't know what the specific posture was. Li Mu came to the bedside, looked at it, and asked curiously: "Your Majesty, sleep on your feet..."
How can I sleep when I am satisfied?"
Li Shimin explained to Li Mu with signs and said: "That's it, I lie down first, and then you lie down on the other side, my feet are facing your head, and your feet are facing my head."
"That won't work!" Before Li Shimin could finish speaking, Li Mu blurted out with a firm attitude, "Absolutely not, I would rather die than do it!"
Li Shimin didn't understand why he was suddenly so excited. He looked at him strangely and said, "What do you mean, your kid is sick? Is he suffering from a brain disease?"
"No!" Li Mu shook his head and said, "I don't want to do it anyway, I would rather stand all night."
"This is surprising!" Li Shimin frowned and said, "What's the reason? There has to be a reason, right?"
Li Mu glanced at the slightly yellow foot wrap that Li Shimin had taken off and left beside him. His stomach was churning, and he turned away, still shaking his head.
Li Shimin was really impatient with him and said: "Speak quickly!"
"I dare not say it"
"I'm sorry, just tell me now!"
"That's what I said." Li Mu quietly took a step back and said quickly: "Your Majesty's feet are so smelly! I can't stand it! If you sleep like this for a night, I will definitely die tomorrow. It's better to be suffocated by the smell of Your Majesty's feet.
Let your majesty chop it down! I’m done!”
Li Shimin was stunned. He looked at Li Mu blankly and asked, "You said my feet smell?"
"Um!"
"I'll kick you to death!"
Li Shimin shouted loudly and kicked his foot. Li Mu ran away. Fortunately, it was his arm that was injured today, not his leg, so his running was not affected.
Li Shimin was born in the army, and chasing enemies was commonplace, and he didn't feel too tired. On Li Mu's side, although he was young and had slightly better physical strength, due to the injury and bleeding today, he was too exhausted and his endurance was not as good as usual. He walked around the hall
Zhu ran around twice before being kicked out by Li Shimin and kicked to the ground.
"Oops, Your Majesty, my tail bone is about to be broken..." Li Mu rolled on the ground, got up, and rushed towards the palace door. Li Shimin caught up with him in a few steps, and put his foot on Li Mu's buttocks.