Entering the twelfth lunar month, Li Mu could feel very intuitively that both the civil and military officials in the court and the common people in the city began to become a little slack. Of course, they were still doing whatever they should do, but they could clearly feel the rhythm from their energy and spirit.
The situation has slowed down, and everyone's temper has inexplicably improved a lot. Even the departments that were arguing about the budget have compromised with each other and gradually reached an agreement. It seems that everyone has a tacit understanding to get things done before the end of the year and try not to delay
Go to next year.
From this point of view, the psychology of ancient people and modern people is really similar.
Li Mu also felt a lot of emotion for no reason, and often sat alone and felt sad. He thought of his last Spring Festival, which was the last Spring Festival in his previous life.
What were you doing at that time?
Li Mu tried hard to recall, and the memory was pieced together like fragments and gradually restored.
It was three months after he broke up. His girlfriend said to him, you are good everywhere, and I love you too, but we can't live by love. In this city, you will never be able to buy a house. Can we?
Do you want to live in a rented house all your life? I love you very much, but I am not young anymore and I have to think about the future.
At that moment, Li Mucai felt for the first time that as a senior deputy director of a game company, he was actually far less prosperous than others thought. An orphan who worked hard all his life might not be as good as a child who grew up idle in this city because they were sitting there
Owning four or five properties in this city, you can live a happy life by collecting rent. Li Mu also grew up in this city, but he was an orphan and he had nothing.
Li Mu didn't say anything, just smiled, then helped his ex-girlfriend lift her up and put it in the trunk of the taxi.
Then, he started working overtime endlessly. He gathered all his property and finally mortgaged a small house. Unfortunately, he died suddenly before he could move in.
Moreover, three days before his sudden death, he learned that the reason why his ex-girlfriend left him was not because of the house. These were like scenes from a bad urban novel. She just fell in love with a rapper.
.This kind of feeling is not as good as doing it for the house.
"Oh... I'm so sad!!"
Li Mu wailed, alarming Dugu Jiu on the roof of the car. This guy likes to sit on the roof of the car when he has nothing to do. I don't know if he has any strange hobbies.
Dugujiu hung his body upside down, opened the curtain and looked at Li Mu, asking: "Brother, what is your name?"
"Xiao Jiu." Li Mu looked at Dugu Jiu and asked half-jokingly: "If eldest brother told you that I am not from this world, would you believe it?"
"Well..." Dugujiu thought for a moment and nodded.
"Ah?" Li Mu was startled. Could it be that the identity of the time traveler is about to be exposed? This is not good!
"My eldest brother is the smartest person I have ever seen or heard of. Some people say that my eldest brother is an immortal, or an immortal... he should be a person from another world."
"Random thoughts!" Li Mu let out a long breath and said, "How can there be an immortal in the world? If there really is one, then why doesn't he show his spirit and directly conjure a golden mountain for me?"
Dugujiu couldn't answer, so he gave up the answer very simply. He exerted force on his waist and abdomen, and turned back with a swish.
Li Mu sighed, got up from the bed, grabbed the tiger fur and put it on his body, and got out of the carriage.
Not far away, students were sawing wood in groups of four. When they saw Li Mu approaching, they all called out "Principal" and then lowered their heads to concentrate on their own affairs. Today is already their tenth day in the valley, what else can they do?
There are still ninety-eight people staying here. Compared with the first day, there are dozens less people.
Those who are still able to persevere have lost their temper. Because ten days of life in the valley have made them understand one thing. That is, no matter what ideas you have, you can't go against Li Mu's ideas. No matter what his ideas are.
Whether your idea is right or wrong, you can only follow this path.
Li Mu is a bad guy. Even if he has no intention of listening to your opinion, he will let you finish your words and look like he is willing to accept advice humbly. Just like the first victim Ma Zhou, he was on the fifth
During the day, he put forward eight opinions on the study and life in the valley. Li Mu showed great interest and listened in detail for two hours. Ma Zhou was very excited and thought he had been appreciated. He kept talking,
He didn't even drink saliva. As a result, it was all in vain, nothing changed.
Only this time, Ma Zhou was completely honest, without a word of nonsense, and he did whatever he was asked to do.
After ten days, the remaining students were all suffering from a bit of 'Stockholm syndrome'. They were used to seeing Li Mu with an expressionless or even disgusting look on his face, so they felt more at ease. But as long as
Li Mu's smile was brimming with laughter. The students would be on tenterhooks all day long, fearing that they would fall into Li Mu's tricks without realizing it. Just like on the third day after entering the valley, a dandy was disrespectful to the carpenter who came to teach. Li Mu knew this.
After the incident, he said with a smile that it was okay. But when he served dinner at night, he put croton in the food...
It was such a smelly night!
This is the most disgusting thing about this guy. When he is really angry, he will not tell you whether you are wrong or right, nor will he give you a chance to defend himself. He just wants to mess with you, without any reason. And he only wants to mess with you.
He can fuck you, but you can't fuck him like that. Who can withstand this!
Under such circumstances, it is already a huge miracle that ninety-eight people can be left in ten days.
"Everyone should put aside what they are doing!"
Li Mu shouted, and everyone stopped and looked over.
Li Mu climbed onto the pile of wood and raised the corners of his mouth slightly. The students suddenly trembled in their hearts, and their hearts rose to their throats.
Here he is, what does he want to do with this smile!
"Don't be nervous, everyone, it's almost dusk. I'm not going back to the city today."
"Hey." There were sighs in unison, and Li Mu's face suddenly turned ugly, and he said: "Who are you? I am accompanying you to endure hardships here, and you are still not satisfied?"
Everyone looked at each other, and Chang Sun Chong stood up. He was Li Mu's apprentice and the person with the most prominent family background among the current batch of students. He was elected as the 'student president' and spoke on behalf of the students.
After ten days of torture, Changsun Chong was already a different person. He also created a miracle and successfully became a legend in the history of Datang's weight loss. In ten days, just ten days, Changsun Chong, who weighed 200 kilograms, lost weight.
Forty pounds, like a sponge that has been filled with water and pinched, the whole person has shrunk in a circle. Of course, the crotons eaten on the third day are also attributable to this.
"Teacher, the students are mainly worried that the teacher will not have a good rest in the valley. Teacher, it is better to return to the city. The students will work harder and live up to the teacher's teachings."
"Alas!" Li Mu sighed, his eyes turned red, and he said: "My disciple, he finally got the idea. That's right, that's it. When you lie, your eyes must be sincere. You already have my three powers. From now on,
You have to work harder, there are still some flaws in your acting skills."
Changsun Chong pursed his lips and fell silent. He knew that whatever he said would be sophistry, and it would be better not to speak. Not speaking was good, but the more he spoke, the more wrong he was.
"go back."
Li Mu pointed, and Changsun Chong returned to his original position honestly.
"You don't have to be so nervous. If you haven't done anything wrong, I won't punish you. However, if you are punished, don't blame me. I am an easy-going person and is famous for being kind to others.
If anyone has a bad relationship with me, it must be his problem, and he must find the reason within himself, remember?"
"Remember!"
The students stretched their necks and shouted loudly. This is also a lesson learned through blood and tears. When the principal lectures, you must answer loudly, otherwise it will be regarded as disrespectful. If you disrespect the principal, you will have a son without a penis. This is written in the school motto.
"Come, everyone, sit down. Bring over the bench you made when you were practicing carpentry skills a few days ago, and sit down obediently. Today, I, the principal, will tell you a story."
In this era, there were no people who specialized in telling stories. Most of the stories that everyone usually heard were some strange stories recorded in the "appendices" of county annals or history books, which later generations called "short stories".
Tang Legend'.
Tang legends, Song scripts, Yuan poems, and Ming and Qing novels constitute the evolution of the history of Chinese novels.
It was not until the founding of Datang Daily that the role of "newspaper reader" appeared in the market. In a sense, he became the "earliest storyteller".
Everyone had never heard anyone tell a story, so when they heard Li Mu say that he was going to tell a story today, the students' curiosity instantly exploded, and they temporarily forgot about the fear of being dominated by Li Mu. They all sat on the small benches with their eyes wide open.
, waiting to hear Li Mu’s story.
One sheep was being driven, and two sheep were being herded. Li Mu also called over the patrolling Jinyi guards and craftsmen. Everyone used chopped wood chips and branches to build a bonfire for warmth, and Ah Da and Ah Er set up a rack to prepare barbecue.
, all gathered around, waiting for Li Mu to speak.
Li Mu raised the atmosphere to the top, then cleared his throat and said: "The story I want to tell today is some inspiration that I came up with after reading "Three Kingdoms". Now I will share it with you. I will tell you it, and you can just listen to it.
, the story is made up by me. Please don’t compare it with the characters in "Three Kingdoms" one by one. It is meaningless. The history book is just a thing written by future generations. It is not known whether it is true or false. If you care too much, there will be no
That makes sense."
The students nodded in unison, and Li Mu smiled and continued: "There is a saying: the rolling Yangtze River flows eastward, and the waves wash away the heroes. Right and wrong, success or failure, are all gone. The green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times. White-haired fishermen on the Qiao River
On Nagisa, I am accustomed to watching the autumn moon and the spring breeze. I am happy to meet each other over a jug of wine. Many things in ancient and modern times are all talked about with laughter."
"Speaking of the general trend of the world, if it is divided for a long time, it will be united, and if it is united for a long time, it will be divided. The seven kingdoms fought over the weekend and merged into Qin. After the destruction of Qin, Chu and Han fought against each other and merged into Han. The Han Dynasty revolted after the emperor killed the white snake and unified the world.
, later Guangwu Zhongxing, spread to Emperor Xian, and then divided..."
What Li Mu was talking about was "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". He had read this book at least twenty times when he was a teenager in his previous life. It was regarded as a bedside book when he was a teenager. He almost knew it by heart, and he remembered all the basic plots. He was in
This story is told here not only to relieve students' boredom, but also to give students some of his understanding through the life trajectories of many characters in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", which is the so-called private goods.
This is a very effective way of brainwashing. Before time travel, on the small video platform on his mobile phone, he could see a few videos of a teacher's lectures from time to time. Behind the seemingly propaganda of Chinese studies, he started selling fake medicines while talking.
, it can be verified from the sales volume that this brainwashing method of pretending to be a cultural person is not very effective.
While Li Mu was talking eloquently, he was eating the barbecue that Dugujiu had cut for him, drinking Zhuangyuanhong with a low alcohol content, and enjoying the adoring eyes of the students. This feeling was simply extraordinary.
"...The three of them rescued Dong Zhuo and returned to the stronghold. Zhuo asked the three of them what their current positions were. Xuande said: "White body." Zhuo looked down upon him and was not polite. When Xuande came out, Zhang Fei said angrily: "We are waiting for you.
I personally went to a bloody battle and saved this guy, but he was so rude. If I don't kill him, it will be difficult to relieve my anger!" It's exactly this: Human relations are snobbish and snobbish in ancient times. Who knows that a hero is a white body? If you are happy, you will be as virtuous as your wings.
Kill the unfaithful people in the world! After all, what is Dong Zhuo’s life? Let’s hear the explanation below!”
"..."
"..." Li Mu looked at everyone's confused eyes and said, "Don't you understand? I'll break it down next time!"
"Is this the end?" A voice yelled, dissatisfied: "Is Dong Zhuo dead or not? Brother, hurry up and tell us what happens next!"
Who is so bold as to dare to call me? Li Mu looked over and saw that it was Li Chongyi, and said helplessly: "Little brother, it was already dark and I didn't see you? Besides, are you my eldest brother or am I your eldest brother? Let me tell you.
Let me tell you, isn’t it very shameful?”
"But brother, is Dong Zhuo dead or not?"
"I won't tell you!" Li Mu said angrily to everyone: "If you want to know what happens next, just study hard and work hard. Maybe one day I will be in a better mood and I will tell you a story.
. Let’s put it this way, such a long paragraph can be told for about a hundred times. I, the principal, am the most talented person in the Tang Dynasty. Do I need to elaborate on my talents and learning?”
None of the students were unconvinced by these words. They had heard of Li Mu's poems and articles for a long time. The Tang Dynasty valued poetry, and even enemies would not lie with their eyes open and belittle their opponents' talents. Li Mu now showed
He claims to be the most talented person because of his ability, at least these students are convinced by him.
Li Mu said, 'Decompose it next time', but no one dared to force him, and it was indeed getting late. If he didn't go to bed early, he wouldn't be able to get up in the morning, and something big would happen. All the students ate some barbecue and washed themselves up.
, returned to the tent and slept honestly.
But tonight is destined to be a sleepless night. Most people are thinking: Is Dong Zhuo dead?