"My child, don't talk about me anymore. Both his father and son are waiting at the door. Now that things have come to this, why don't you also recruit a son-in-law?"
"Mother-in-law, if you want to recruit someone, you can recruit yourself. I don't want a son-in-law."
"Which one wants a son-in-law? Zhengnai and his son come to my house and teach me what to do?"
"Let's go through the door today. "My hat is bare, and I will be a groom today; my sleeves are narrow, and I will be a spoiled guest today." Good son-in-law, good son-in-law. It's not in vain that we can be grooms on the same day. It's not in vain. "
"Wuna, stay back!"
"Click!"
Li Mu yelled impatiently, threw the script on the ground, stepped onto the stage, and said to Nao'er and Ergou: "How many times have I told you! You have to be obscene, but can't you be obscene? Can you imagine, One is a widower whose mother-in-law has died, and the other is an old bachelor who has been hungry and thirsty for thirty years and has not been with a woman. He is about to get a wife. Aren't you excited? Aren't you happy? Aren't you anxious? Why are you just here? There is no such feeling, it must be a kind of joy from the heart, yes, yes, yes, the eyes are bright, the corners of the mouth are smiling, the expression is lewd, yes, yes, it feels a little bit!"
"And you!" Li Mu turned to look at Jin Chen and said with a face: "You are playing the role of a little widow. The body of your deceased husband is not yet cold, but your mother-in-law has already fallen in love with you and wants to drag you into the water. At this time, your The mood should be shameful and angry! It is difficult to understand and unacceptable! When you face Zhang Luer, you should show an inviolable look and tell him righteously, "Stop for me. Stop for me." Get out of here, you don't stand a chance"
"Master Hou!"
"What are you doing?" Li Mu said irritably without turning his head: "Didn't you watch my show? Are you urging me to die? Are you going to die!? Eunuch Gao?"
Li Mu turned around and saw Eunuch Gao. He immediately put on a smile and said, "It turns out to be Eunuch Gao. Sorry, I thought he was blind. What's the matter? My father-in-law has free time today, so he also came to Pingkangfang to look for flowers and willows. ?”
Eunuch Gao kept smiling bitterly and said: "Master Hou, your mouth is really damaging. It's not like you don't know the situation of our family. Our family is not a complete man. The place in Pingkangfang is not suitable for our family. Our family is I came to see you. Your Majesty and the princes are waiting at the Liangyi Palace. Please follow me into the palace quickly."
"Oh" Li Mu suddenly realized, jumped down from the stage and said: "Today is the first day of court after the new year, but what does this have to do with me? Your Majesty has forgotten that I have been fucked by him to the end, and I have no official or position. That’s it.”
"Master Marquis, the matter is urgent, please stop talking nonsense. Didn't His Majesty resume your duties as Minister-in-Chief of the Ministry of Internal Affairs? You forgot."
"What happened? I remember clearly that it was the temporary resumption of dealing with grain prices. The grain price issue has been solved and it is gone for the time being. Now I have nothing to do and am doing a side job. You have also seen it. , I am busy here, and I have no time to spare. The princes are taking care of your Majesty’s worries about the affairs of the court, so I am not needed. Please come back, father-in-law. I am still rehearsing."
When Eunuch Gao saw that Li Mu was playing meat with a hob again, he sighed helplessly and said: "Master Marquis, if you do this, our family will only be offended. Your Majesty ordered that if Li Mu refuses to come, he will be kidnapped. There is nothing we can do." , it can only be offensive.”
Having said that, Eunuch Gao made a lightning move and clamped down on Li Mu's shoulders, making him unable to move immediately. Without Lonely Jiu, no one could resist Eunuch Gao's methods. Li Mu couldn't even struggle, and was held down by Eunuch Gao. The acupuncture points were thrown on the walking stick, and the four young eunuchs picked them up and ran away.
The rest of the people on the stage looked at each other in confusion, not knowing how to react for a long time. After a while, Tang Guan, who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, jumped up, picked up the script on the ground, clapped his hands, and said solemnly: "The director was arrested.
Your Majesty has called us to do something. Our play cannot stop. I, the assistant director, will take over. Let’s continue. Get to your places, get the drums ready, let’s go!”
…
Li Mu was leaning on the bench, his head drooped, his mouth crooked and his eyes squinting. This was the first time in his life that he had acupuncture. It felt like his legs were numb after squatting for a long time when he was a child, or he bumped into the table leg while playing with classmates.
I encountered numbness, but it was more serious than that and I couldn't move my whole body.
But the consciousness is clear, and the feeling is really fucked up.
It wasn't until he saw the door of Liangyi Hall that Eunuch Gao pressed his back twice more and said apologetically: "Don't blame me, Marquis. It's really your Majesty's order that our family dare not disobey. Your Majesty and the other gentlemen have been waiting for a long time.
Come in quickly."
"I won't!"
Li Mu was also a man with a bad temper. He jumped up and pointed at Eunuch Gao's nose and cursed: "You old bastard takes advantage of my brother's absence and points at me when you say something. Who do you think I am? Get out of here, I want to
go home!"
Li Mu pushed Eunuch Gao away and stepped down the steps to leave. Eunuch Gao saw that Li Mu was really angry and panicked. Although his relationship with Li Mu was close, it did not mean that he had much respect in front of Li Mu.
, this time, he was kidnapped when Li Mu was unwilling, which was really wrong. But with Li Shimin on one side and Li Mu on the other, he had no choice but to obey Li Shimin's instructions. Can the old eunuch be kidnapped?
I'm so anxious that I can't do anything.
At this time, the door of Liangyi Palace opened wide, and Li Shimin walked out. When he saw Li Mu angrily going down the steps, he guessed what was going on and called out to him: "Boy, I'm looking for you. Follow me."
What does it have to do with being a senior official? If you are angry, come to me!"
Li Mu turned back to look at Li Shimin, took a deep breath, then another breath, and then another breath. He still didn't dare to have an attack. He squeezed out a smile, ran up the steps, and said, "I'm just kidding, Eunuch Gao and I are the same."
My good friend, how could I be angry with him? His Majesty summoned me, and I wished I could fly over with my wings, so how could I be angry? I have no anger at all."
"Then come in here, I'm waiting for you!"
Li Shimin turned around and walked inside. Li Mu followed with his head drooped. Eunuch Gao came in with a smiling face. Before he could say anything, Li Mu stared at him, and he was so scared that he immediately shut his mouth.
After entering the Liangyi Hall, Li Mu looked up and saw that the court had already dispersed. Most of the officials had left, and only the important ministers from the three provinces and six ministries were still there. It was obvious that this was a closed-door meeting.
Li Mu could guess what was about to be discussed with his toes. He found a corner and stood there, looking at the others out of the corner of his eye. He made up his mind, if you don't say anything, I won't say anything either. It's not mine anyway.
If it's a big deal, let's just rely on each other and see who can survive.
He didn't expect that this matter was not what he thought at all. Before he came, this group of people had discussed it and reached a unified opinion. The Sixth Ministry had no money, but the Ministry of Internal Affairs had money, so the Sixth Ministry could not handle this matter.
, the Ministry of Internal Affairs has to take care of it, no matter who gives Li Mu money.
Li Mu couldn't hide without saying a word. Li Shimin returned to the dragon chair and sat down, and immediately said: "Li Mu, I came to you for the affairs of the Turkic tribe. I have followed your suggestion and let the Ashina brothers join the imperial guards."
Yes. I have also discussed with all of you dear friends the possible changes that may result. To this end, the six ministries have all contributed a lot. However, this matter is not over yet. I listened to your suggestion and placed you under house arrest.
Brother Ashina, do you have to shoulder the responsibility for their tribe being leaderless? I won’t bully you, just give me an idea on how to feed these people!”
This was Changsun Wuji's trick for Li Shimin. He would first slap a big label on Li Mu, and then blame him for the incident, so that he would be unable to shirk it even if he wanted to.
Who can be fooled by such a simple conspiracy?
Hearing this, Li Mu looked at Li Shimin, then at the big bosses from the three provinces and six ministries, and simply lay down on the ground, looking at the pillars of the palace with dull eyes.
Li Shimin was stunned, and everyone was stunned. This is Liangyi Palace. When did such a thing happen?
"Li Mu, don't do this to me? What's the matter, are you still trying to blackmail me? Get up quickly!"
"I can't afford it," Li Mu not only got up, but also changed his position to lie down in a comfortable position and shouted, "I feel depressed now and can't stand up anymore, so I can only lie down."
"What do you have to feel depressed about? Who did this to you?"
"Is it natural for a monarch and his ministers to work together to bully others? I am young and weak, so I cannot resist, so I have to give in. Your Majesty and the princes won, I lost, I gave in, and you beat me to the ground.
I can't get up. I'm not such a bully. Oh my god, I can't even hide. I'm going to rob your majesty. Don't bother me. Hurry up and send someone to search your house. My lord.
I don’t want any of my belongings anymore, I’ll give them all to you. You can divide them as you please. I just ask your majesty to give you a way to survive. Let me go to Dingxiang to farm. Chang’an is too terrible. I want to go back to the countryside. I want to go back.
The countryside!”
When Li Mu made such a noise, everyone present was a little embarrassed. Although Li Mu's words were a bit unpleasant, he seemed to be right. Isn't the situation in front of him just like the king and his ministers working together to bully the children?
Li Shimin was also very embarrassed. He got down from the dragon chair, came to Li Mu, knelt down and looked at him, and said: "Li Mu, we have something to talk about. You should get up first. I didn't bully you. I am doing this to you."
You are entrusted with an important task. You see that you are young and hold a high position. I consult you on all major matters in the DPRK. Who can compare with such an honor? This is how much I value you, how can you be bullying!"
Li Mu sat up suddenly, looked into Li Shimin's eyes, and said: "Your Majesty, we must speak according to our conscience! You come to me every time for big things, but how can it be a good thing? Your Majesty, I have only been an official for half a year.
It seems that I have never received a reward from His Majesty. On the contrary, every time His Majesty is short of money, he comes to me! Your Majesty, the few times you have come to discuss things with me, you have either summoned me or asked me for money! I
There is no gold mine at home. You ask me for money again and again. Isn’t this robbery?"
"Oh my God, it's easy for me to save some money! Your Majesty, even if you are gathering wool, you can't do it with this sheep like me. You've already made me lose all my hair. Please look at these people next to you. Who are they?"
No one has a fortune of 100,000 yuan...except for Old Wei, you ask them for it once, and you should also take it on their heads!"