The early morning sunshine makes people feel a little lazy. In the Starbucks on the first floor of the shopping mall, some young people enjoying life are drinking cappuccino comfortably.
"Tell me how I feel about you. You are quite handsome and you are an actor, right? Do you have a house?"
The girl in front of him looked Li Yi up and down and seemed very satisfied with his appearance.
Li Yi looked at her in a daze. Although he didn't know who she was, he saw a faint blush on her face, a straight nose, and clear and translucent eyes under thick eyelashes, giving off a lively atmosphere.
Well, it's a bit pretty.
Seeing that Li Yi didn't speak, the girl asked again: "I am already 27. Although I am three years older than you, I am a junior woman with a gold nugget. If you have a house, we can date and get married after half a year."
"I didn't." In an instinctive reaction, Li Yi replied with a blank answer.
When the girl heard this, she was ready to get up and leave.
Before leaving, she said with a little pity: "Sorry, if you don't have a house, there's nothing to talk about. Unless you become an actor, maybe we can consider it."
After saying that, she walked out of the door proudly.
Do you want to say that Li Yi is sad?
No, he was not sad, on the contrary, he felt that the girl was indeed pretty.
He lit up a Hongtashan, and he didn't care whether smoking was allowed in Starbucks. Maybe he could, maybe he couldn't.
His mood was like the cigarette in his hand, which was burning into ashes little by little. The bitter taste was still on his tongue, and he couldn't spit it out or swallow it.
What the fuck!
Yes, ten minutes ago, he was reborn and came to the blind date in a daze!
He remembered that he was on the stage ten minutes ago. According to the rehearsal process, he should give a not-so-exciting talk show performance to the audience.
It's a pity that his foot slipped and he fell off the stage, where he ate mud and burped.
When he woke up, he saw a sweet-looking girl sitting in front of him, asking him some questions from time to time.
Through the memory of the previous owner, he seemed to find some memories.
In my previous life, I was an actor, the kind of "actor" who would go to the set in the morning and hand out flyers in the afternoon.
After graduation, I came to Hangzhou for that so-called bullshit "dream."
However, the goddess of luck never favored him. After repeatedly running into obstacles, his mother finally arranged a blind date.
According to his mother, since you can't realize your personal ideals, just marry me and have children at home!
It's a pity that his mother doesn't know who would fall in love with a graduated college student with nothing! And he's also a bit actor!
The story line has been sorted out to this point, and Li Yi feels quite the same about the original owner.
"I really don't have any dreams. What's not good, but to be an actor?" Li Yi joked.
He has the capital to complain like this because in his previous life, he was a talk show actor in the "Post-80s Talk Show".
Since the blind date failed, Li Yi also walked out of Starbucks and walked aimlessly on the street.
His subconscious told him that it was time to return to his 30-square-meter rental house.
There was a vendor roasting sweet potatoes on the roadside. The smell made Li Yi swallow hard. The two children on the other side were yelling at their mother to buy toys.
Just when Li Yi was stunned, a book fell from the sky and hit him on the head.
"Fuck! What a bastard who litters!" Li Yi, who was originally in a depressed mood, couldn't help but cursed.
Looking at the book at his feet, Li Yi became angrier as he thought about it and wanted to kick it away.
But the title of the book attracted him.
""How to Make an Actor"?! Author: Anonymous."
Do you think you are Ostrovsky?
You, the co-author named Anonymous, still want to write a popular book?
But out of curiosity, he picked up the book and opened the first page.
[Introduction: Help the owner of this book to become the world's top entertainment actor, and finally achieve the achievement of actor! 】
This simple sentence caught his attention, and he turned another page.
[Name: Li Yi
Age:24
Acting skills: line mastery 18, comedy effect 7, crying scene 6, action fighting 9
The total ability value is 100, the qualified actor is 60, the drama actor is 70, and the actor is 90. I wish you success as soon as possible.】
Li Yi was dumbfounded, how could he have his own name?
As a little bookworm who hangs out all the time, he suddenly understood what was going on.
I became the lucky one and got a magical book?!
Although it was unbelievable, Li Yi was not convinced. Why couldn't he pass one of the items?!
How can I say that I am also a stand-up comedian, but my line mastery is only 18?
Oh, it’s no wonder that some people fall asleep during talk shows. There’s a reason.
When Li Yi turned to the third page, it was a page without any text.
"It's strange." Li Yi continued to flip through it, but it turned out to be like a wordless book.
Just when Li Yi was about to close the book, words suddenly appeared on the third page!
Content: [Acquire a lot of evil acting skills. If you want to unlock the next page, you must participate in a movie!
Introduction to acting skills: When an actor plays the role of a bad guy, he will activate the full-scale acting skills to fully interpret the bad guy's expressions and actions!]
Can you still play like this?
I have to say that this page is simply perfect for Li Yi.
If you want to be an actor, then a newcomer like him who is not famous must have a certain skill to enter the entertainment industry.
After Li Yi closed the book, he looked around and returned to the rental house with the book under his arm.
Finally he came to the bathroom mirror and wanted to try his acting skills.
Li Yi in the mirror looks very delicate, clean-looking, and fair-skinned. At first glance, he looks somewhat similar to Hu Ge when he was filming Xianyi.
"I don't look evil at all with my face." Li Yi patted his face and sighed. This is an idol's face. How can he act like a capable actor?
But he still had the mentality of giving it a try and began to brew his emotions.
Li Yi lowered his head, closed his eyes, and began to imagine some typical scenarios. Assume that he was a bandit. Because the boss gave an order, he had to rob homes, so now he rushed into a thatched house and planned to rob money.
Originally, Li Yi thought that his acting skills in all aspects were so poor that it would take at least a while to get into the state, but this time, after just two seconds, he felt that his state seemed to have changed.
When he raised his head, Li Yi looked at himself in the mirror and found that the calm face of the young lady suddenly changed.
The muscles on his face were tense, his eyes were murderous, and a chilling smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, as he stared viciously at the mirror.
His eyes were blood red, as if he were an evil ghost crawling out of hell, and his face was extremely ferocious.
At this moment, Li Yi looks like a ruthless person who commits murder and arson and commits all kinds of evil!
The surrounding air also changed and was filled with the smell of blood.
After Li Yi stared at the mirror for five seconds, he couldn't help but take a deep breath, and his heart began to feel depressed.
At this moment, someone pushed open the half-open bathroom door, and a sleepy young woman wearing a long skirt and pajamas walked in, rubbing her eyes.
She squinted her eyes and saw Li Yi in front of the mirror, and complained: "Li Yi, hurry up, I have to go to the interview later."
Li Yi was stunned for a moment and turned to look at the young woman.
The woman took out the basin and raised her head. When she saw Li Yi's face, she was so frightened that she took two steps back. There was a look of horror on her face and she put her hands on her chest.
"ah!!!"
The woman cried loudly, her legs gave way, and she sat on the ground.
Li Yi instantly regained his original expression. He helped the woman up anxiously: "Yingying, are you okay?"
This young woman's name is Song Yingying, and she is Li Yi's college classmate.
Half a month ago, she suddenly wanted to come to Hangzhou for development, so she found Li Yi, gave him two months' rent, and lived here together until she found a job.
Because when he was in college, Li Yi had a crush on Song Yingying, so of course he would not refuse such a request for a shared apartment.
Who knew that she was going to be interviewed today, but she was frightened by Li Yi so early in the morning that she burst into tears.
"What are you doing? You're showing me your face so early in the morning. Why are you being mean to me? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Song Yingying has good looks and a good figure, especially her eyes, which look like dancing and sultry characters, but because she was scared by Li Yi, she cried and turned into two cherry eyes.
Li Yi looked at Song Yingying who couldn't hold back her tears and muttered: "Does this mean I succeeded in my acting?"
"Hurry up and help me up. I have to go to the interview." Song Yingying's legs were still weak and she couldn't stand up by herself.
Li Yi then lifted up Song Yingying with both hands and let her lean on his shoulders. Out of guilt, he apologized: "I'm sorry, Yingying, I, I was just practicing my acting skills. I'm sorry, I scared you."
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Song Yingying looked at herself in the mirror and found that her expression and condition had deteriorated to the extreme. She looked at the time again and became even more sad: "If I'm in this state, I will definitely not be able to get the interview. I won't be able to pay the rent if I don't have a job later."
Got it!"
Li Yi smiled, thinking that in a short time, the person in front of you will be the best actor, so why do you still need rent?
