Chapter 298 Deal with scumbags, you have to be even worse!
Grandma Xu’s coffee shop is a place where Qiu Haifeng often goes.
According to him, he could chat with Grandma Xu there and get some answers about life.
Not long after, Li Yi came to Grandma Xu's place.
He found Qiu Haifeng already sitting there.
"Grandma Xu~" Li Yi said sweetly and said hello to Grandma Xu after entering the door.
Grandma Xu smiled and muttered: "You guys always come to my place when I'm about to close."
"Yes, then we can help you pack your things and send you home." Li Yi smiled.
Every time after Li Yi and Qiu Haifeng finished drinking coffee, they would help clean up the tables and chairs and then take Grandma Xu home.
Although Grandma Xu always emphasized that she could kill several tigers.
Grandma Xu asked: "It still tastes the same?"
"Yeah." Li Yi nodded.
"You just like the same taste, so you keep drinking it, and it will never change." Grandma Xu muttered: "But there are advantages to this. You are dedicated to one thing, long-term, and you are a reliable man."
Unexpectedly, Qiu Haifeng on the side was not happy, "Grandma, how can he be reliable?"
Li Yi patted his head and said, "Am I not reliable? Then there is no reliable man in the world."
Qiu Haifeng touched Li Yi's forehead and said, "It's strange, he doesn't have a fever either."
Li Yi was speechless, "Stop talking nonsense, are you looking for a prostitute?"
"Alas" Qiu Haifeng picked up the coffee, "I'm heartbroken, can't you have two cups of coffee with me?"
""
Li Yi stood up and prepared to leave.
Qiu Haifeng quickly grabbed him and explained: "There is something, there is something, there is really something."
Li Yi looked at him suspiciously, "Hurry up, I have to go back to complete my grand plan!"
"What's the plan?" Qiu Haifeng became curious.
"Mount and Blade."
Qiu Haifeng:
He really couldn't figure out why Li Yi could live so freely.
"I feel like I'm a loser." Qiu Haifeng took out two beer cans from his bag and handed one to Li Yi.
He opened it with a snap and started drinking.
Li Yi knew that he had not yet gotten over the shadow of broken love, so he simply stayed with others until the end and started drinking himself.
"Actually, I envy you so much. You are handsome and can speak well," Qiu Haifeng muttered to himself.
Li Yi responded: "I admit this."
"How shameless."
Li Yi yelled: "Believe it or not, I sealed your mouth with tape?"
Qiu Haifeng ignored Li Yi's "incompetent rage" and continued: "I finally fell in love with a girl, but such a bloody plot happened. No one would believe it if it were written."
"Why don't you believe it?" Li Yi said calmly: "Isn't your love plot just a dog-licking pursuit of a goddess, and then being abandoned miserably?"
"I'm not a dog licker." Qiu Haifeng didn't like these two words, so he said it very seriously.
Li Yi also took two sips of beer, looked down at the brand, "Damn, if you want to buy it, just buy it. Buy this bitter a**."
"By the way, let me tell you something. I went to Eisen Pet Store yesterday."
As soon as Qiu Haifeng heard Li Yi say this, he immediately raised his head and asked anxiously: "Are you looking for Lingling?"
Seeing Li Yi staring at him, he changed his words and said, "You, you went to find that bitch Qiao Ling?"
"Um."
Li Yi nodded: "I want to inquire about some news, do you want to listen?"
Qiu Haifeng immediately replied: "Yes, yes."
"Okay, later you can help grandma pack the tables and chairs alone, let grandma take a break, and let me take a break." Li Yi put forward the condition.
Qiu Haifeng patted his chest, "Of course."
In fact, Li Yi was speechless after hearing this.
The reason why Qiu Haifeng agreed so quickly proved that he still wanted to know about Qiao Ling and was still thinking about that woman.
It seems that there is a long way to go to save the licking dog!
Li Yi sighed, and then said: "The man named Xiao Xing is actually married, and I guess there is a high probability that he will not get divorced because of Qiao Ling."
"What???" Qiu Haifeng stood up excitedly, "You mean she became a mistress?!"
"It can be said that you are very accurate." Li Yi nodded.
Qiu Haifeng suddenly felt a little excited, so he pretended to be calm and said: "That's none of my business, it's none of my business."
"It's really none of your business. You two have broken up." Li Yi wanted Qiu Haifeng to remember that he had nothing to do with Qiao Ling.
Qiu Haifeng suddenly felt disappointed again, "Why did you choose a married man instead of me? It seems that I am really a waste."
In fact, for a man in love, Li Yi thinks Qiu Haifeng's behavior is quite normal.
Generally speaking, people think that they are not attractive enough, not good enough, and are a useless person.
"There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, so don't drop your pussy on a tree. Three-legged girls are hard to find, and two-legged women are everywhere." Li Yi comforted her.
Qiu Haifeng asked: "Then why are you still single now?"
Li Yi: ""
I just don’t want to fall in love, my career is the most important thing!
The love between women and children affects me too much!
At this moment, Qiu Haifeng received a message.
He was very excited and said quickly: "Qiao Ling, Qiao Ling sent me a message."
Li Yi glanced sideways.
【Are you here?】
Seeing this, Li Yi smiled, and the woman really started to take action.
Qiu Haifeng originally wanted to reply, but seeing that Li Yi kept looking at him, he put down his phone and asked cautiously: "Should I reply?"
"This is your business. You don't need to ask me. If you want to reply and I say not to reply, then the two of us will have different opinions." Li Yi shrugged and explained.
Qiu Haifeng knew that Li Yi seemed to have something in his words, so he asked: "How about this? I will reply to you whatever you say."
"Okay." Li Yi responded: "Just reply: What's wrong?"
Qiu Haifeng immediately clicked on the text message, typed the words for a while, and then clicked send.
Li Yi was also curious. He wanted to see what tricks Qiao Ling had not yet used.
After a while, Qiu Haifeng's cell phone rang again.
[I bought a lot of things by myself at Wanda Plaza and I can’t carry them. Can you come here? 】
When Qiu Haifeng saw this information, he was at a loss and could only ask Li Yi for help.
Li Yi took Qiu Haifeng's cell phone and replied directly: [Okay, just stand there, I'll be right back.]
Qiu Haifeng was very surprised and didn't understand why Li Yi said this.
But this sentence is indeed what he hopes in his heart.
But the following operation made him even more confused.
Li Yi turned off his mobile phone!
"Why did you turn off the phone?" Qiu Haifeng asked in surprise.
Li Yi said calmly: "If you don't turn off the phone, then if you don't go, then she won't go crazy and call you."
"Not going?" Qiu Haifeng's face was full of doubts: "But you"
"For such a scumbag, you have to be even worse to be able to play with her." Li Yi pointed to the table and chairs next to her, "Okay, hurry up and clear the chairs."
There was no other way, so Qiu Haifeng had no choice but to pick up the chair and pack it away speechlessly.
Grandma Xu blocked her: "Xiao Feng, you don't need to come, I will come."
"Grandma, just leave it alone." Li Yi grabbed Grandma Xu, "He is in a heartbroken state now. Let him work and contribute."
Grandma Xu also knew about Qiu Haifeng's broken love, so she encouraged her: "Xiao Feng is very outstanding. One day grandma will introduce you to some of your friends' granddaughters. I have watched them all grow up. They are so beautiful."
"Grandma, is it true?" Li Yi's eyes lit up.
But Grandma Xu knocked him on the head: "You have no role! You kid, you are not bad at being a woman."
Qiu Haifeng immediately agreed: "Yes, yes, he has too many women, but I am different. I lack love now."
Li Yi:
We agreed that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings?
When the coffee shop closed, Li Yi and Qiu Haifeng sent Grandma Xu home.
Grandma Xu stood downstairs in her house, waving her hand: "Go back quickly."
"Okay, grandma, let's come back another day." Li Yi responded and prepared to leave.
Qiu Haifeng kept looking at his phone, trying to press the power button.
Li Yi looked at Qiu Haifeng, who couldn't help himself up the wall, and decided to help him.
"What do you think of Xiaoting?" Li Yi asked.
Qiu Haifeng muttered: "Not bad, he is beautiful and kind-hearted, he is still young, and he has a good figure."
While he was talking, Qiu Haifeng glanced at Li Yi and found that he was looking at him with an expression like looking at a goldfish guy.
Qiu Haifeng cursed angrily: "What's your expression! I, I am a gentleman!"
