typeface
large
in
Small
Turn off the lights
Previous bookshelf directory Bookmark Next

Chapter 319 Comparable to Star Lord

Soon, a dragon's head symbol appeared in the movie, indicating that it was about to begin.

The audience who had been discussing just now immediately calmed down and waited for the movie to start.

At first, there was a group of people on the street having a lively funeral, but there was no sign of sadness at all. Instead, they were aggressive, cursing and mocking.

"I tell you, if you don't pay back the money for one day, I will hold a memorial service for you!"

It turned out that all this was to collect debts, and they deliberately cursed the debtors to death.

The debtor was the developer boss Gao Ming. They angrily hung up one of Gao Ming's security guards as a punishment.

After the security guard was put down, he got into a fight with the group of people. Captain Ren of the Criminal Police Team led the police to arrive, separated the two parties and evacuated.

In this short three-minute clip, no one felt the highlight.

There was a girl in the front row who was complaining all the time: "I can't even understand Bashu dialect, why did you buy this movie ticket?!"

The man on the side comforted him: "It doesn't matter, let's watch the subtitles, watch the subtitles."

"It's not funny either." The girl started to act playfully.

The man was helpless and had no choice but to comfort his girlfriend without disturbing others.

But because of the effects of the Bashu dialect, generally speaking, everyone has some expectations for this movie.

Song Yingying looked at the previous three minutes and couldn't help but ask Li Yi: "When will you appear?"

"Coming."

Li Yi pointed at the screen.

Sure enough, when the camera turned, Li Yi and Da Pan were sitting on a motorcycle.

The two of them got a shotgun from nowhere, and the two robbers rushed into the mobile phone store to steal the mobile phone!

Li Yi and Da Pan wore helmets, entered the store, and shouted in Bashu dialect: "Robbery!"

The clerk was stunned for a moment, "What did you say, sister?"

Li Yi took out a shotgun and fired at the ceiling: "Squat down for me and rob!"

When the results came out, Da Pan was too nervous and did not release the clutch, causing the motorcycle to hang directly on the tree.

Seeing this, everyone became happy.

"Hahahaha, this is so funny."

"Hahahaha, I'll go and let your mother buy mahua. Come on! This Bashu dialect is so interesting."

Many people were amused by Li Yi and Da Pan's "amateur robbery" acting skills.

The two robbers abandoned their precious motorcycles and fled all the way down the alley.

They broke into a house.

There was a woman in a wheelchair named Ma Jiaqi.

The two robbers wanted to avoid the limelight and left. As long as Ma Jiaqi cooperated, there would be no trouble. Unexpectedly, Ma Jiaqi was not afraid of death and kept taunting Li Yi.

Li Yi sat on the sofa, holding a shotgun and threatening: "The hot pot is in charge of the situation now, you have to figure it out!"

At this moment, Da Pan pulled out the nails from the wound on Li Yi's leg.

Li Yi's whole body twitched in pain immediately, and his painful expression seemed as if nails were really embedded in his thigh flesh.

"Hahahaha, this acting is amazing!"

"Hahaha, I can't, I'm about to burst into tears."

"I'm out!"

The big guy's laughter never stopped.

But they don't know that the funnier plot will happen in the next minute.

After the nails were pulled out, Li Yi looked at Da Pan with gritted teeth: "What are you doing?"

"Pull out the nail." Da Pan looked at him with fear.

Later, Da Pan saw that Li Yi's leg was still bleeding, so he took out the safflower oil and poured down half the bottle.

After falling down, Li Yi's whole body began to twitch again, twitching with pain!

Veins popped up on Li Yi's neck: "What did you do again!"

"Apply medicine." Da Pan whispered.

"Pour Ni Ma's medicine?"

Da Pan took out the bottle of safflower oil and said, "Safflower oil."

Ma Jiaqi couldn't help but said: "Safflower oil is used to treat injuries caused by falls. It cannot be applied to wounds. Your wound must be disinfected first."

Li Yi immediately said: "Disinfect!"

Da Pan immediately took out the alcohol and sprinkled it on Li Yi's thigh.

This time Li Yi's expression was even more exaggerated, and he felt the pain even more.

Throughout the cinema, the audience almost never stopped laughing.

The little girl in the front row no longer complained about the movie. She even laughed so much that tears came out of her eyes. The man next to him also became happy when he saw his girlfriend smiling all the time.

It's worth the ticket!

The plot of this drama is very compact.

Before I knew it, the nearly 150-minute play was finished.

It can be said that from the beginning to the end, no one left the theater in the middle.

They are all worried that they will miss many funny plots because of the time it takes to go to the bathroom.

Although this drama does not have a happy and perfect ending.

But that doesn't matter.

Because life is not perfect all the time.

Even some older viewers shed tears at the end.

He recalled his past. At that time, he went south to do business with enthusiasm, failed to start a business, and slept under an overpass because of bankruptcy. The period when he came back was the lowest point in his life.

When he watched this movie, he couldn't help but put himself into it.

Sometimes, everyone is a little person, and everyone has his or her own little person life.

Everyone can see their own reflection in the play.

This is a successful movie.

I saw the ending subtitles appear:

Works directed by Li Yi

Screenwriter: Li Yi

Producer: Li Yi

Producer: Li Yi

Starring: Li Yi, Da Pan, Ren Suxi

At the end of the film, they saw that the two robbers in the play had performed well in prison and fought for a reduced sentence.

And Ma Jiaqi, who was paralyzed, visited them every month.

Not a single member of the audience left during the play of this cast.

It wasn't until the lights in the cinema came on that everyone stood up and prepared to leave.

But applause rang out from nowhere, and for a while everyone applauded from the bottom of their hearts.

In fact, few people have the habit of clapping at the end of a movie when they go to the cinema.

But this drama touched them so much that they couldn't help but express their emotions.

"It's really beautiful. I wonder if there are any clubs like Dream Paris in Hangzhou."

"Actually, I think the ending is pretty good and very close to reality."

"Yes, there are so many perfect life endings in reality."

"The lives of little people are the most touching."

"Brother Yi is really awesome, he can shoot such a scene! He can also perform such a feeling!"

Li Yi hid in the last row, holding back his smile and enjoying everyone's praise for him.

Song Yingying was still unfinished, she complained: "Why don't you have a perfect reunion ending in the end?"

"That's how life is. A life with regrets is perfect." Li Yi stood up, "Let's go."

When they walked out of the cinema, they saw many young people watching movies at three o'clock in the morning.

Li Yi deliberately paused and found that most of the audience chose "The Unknown" or "The Mummy".

Although he doesn’t know who will take first place at the box office in tonight’s premiere, Li Yi feels that the box office record this time should be off to a smooth start, and no matter how bad it is, it won’t be much worse.

After watching these two movies, the first batch of viewers expressed their opinions on Douban and Weibo.

"Let me tell you! The first good movie of the new year is definitely "The Unknown"!"

"I strongly recommend "The Unknown". If it doesn't look good, I have a five-speed electric fan!"

"Then I'll book tickets early tomorrow morning. If it doesn't look good, I'll come and @you."

"The drama "The Mummy" feels like it has no gimmicks! It just feels like the starring list is luxurious, it looks like a big production, and the plot is lacking!"

...

Faced with these comments, Li Yi didn't have too many expectations. After all, no matter how good the reputation is, if the box office fails, it's all in vain.

After briefly washing himself, he lay on the bed and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Maoyan officially announced the latest premiere data.

box office:

"The Unknown" grossed 96.4 million at the box office.

"The Mummy" grossed 67 million at the box office.

"From One Earth" grossed 9 million at the box office.

"I Am Little Bear" received 4.5 million votes.

...

Anyone with a discerning eye can see at a glance that "The Unknown" took the lead at the box office at its premiere!

Previously, everyone was optimistic about "The Mummy" and there weren't too many surprises.

Many movie review posts quickly appeared online.

Among them, "Entertainment Circle Knows the Past" published two articles, which attracted everyone's attention.

Many netizens know that this famous blogger is Li Yi's number one fan. Every time Li Yi has a new work, he will always come out to comment immediately.

Some people even say that this is Li Yi's trumpet.

This time, he's here again.

But he didn't review "The Unknown" first, but "The Mummy" first.

Content: [The "Mummy" trilogy was just yesterday, and "The Mummy" (also known as "The Mummy 4") "set sail" again. In the drama, Tom Cruise is still fighting hard, and there is also a heroic feat of saving a beauty from thousands of miles high.

, but in my opinion it is still difficult to “turn the tide”.

The mediocre plot, confusing characters, and the implantation of meaningless characters turned the movie into a "Charming Tom vs. Zombies" movie!

I believe that many viewers went to watch last night's premiere because of the title of the classic movie "The Mummy" at the end of the last century and their curiosity about ancient Egyptian civilization. Admittedly, I did too.

But what confuses me is that the entire film "The Mummy" doesn't show much about ancient Egyptian civilization. The scenes about ancient Egypt only appear at the beginning of the film, and the legend of the Egyptian princess Annet ends abruptly.

.

This style of painting changed too suddenly. The second half of the movie has nothing to do with Egyptian civilization. The plot design is too simple and lacks changes. With all due respect, this is a bad movie.]

After posting this article, "Entertainment Circle Knows Past Events" posted another article.

The title is very eye-catching: [Li Yi, may become a celebrity, another man who can express the performance of a small person to the extreme! 】

vertex


This chapter has been completed!
Previous Bookshelf directory Bookmark Next