Li Yi on the stage was so angry with her cousin's sexy moves.
But Li Yi still wanted to struggle, so he said with confused eyes: "Who is it? You tell him to wait for another day, he is sleepy."
The cousin looked at the one-eyed dragon helplessly, "He's sleepy."
But the one-eyed dragon was unmoved. He pointed at Li Yi and shouted: "You, come here! Duel with me like a man!"
As soon as he finished speaking, other spectators in the bar started shouting.
"Duel! Duel! Duel!"
With no other choice, Li Yi had no choice but to stand up in response.
At this time, the red-haired girl in the bar stood in the middle of the stage, "Listen, the rules are like this, whoever can knock the ball out of the opponent's mouth wins."
This exciting life-and-death battle gameplay suddenly made the audience clapped their hands.
This is the feeling you want!
The one-eyed dragon took out his spear and prepared to start the duel.
Li Yi held a ball in his mouth and stood there, trembling.
He closed his eyes, not daring to look at the one-eyed dragon.
I'm worried that my eyes will be gone if I look at it.
With the sound of a gunshot, the ball in Li Yi's mouth was shot to the ground.
Everyone exclaimed: "Beautiful! What a great shot! So accurate!"
Li Yi broke out in a sweat. He touched his chest and arms and found that they were still alive.
My cousin immediately comforted me: "Brother, it's okay, you are still alive."
The one-eyed dragon looked at Li Yi contemptuously, holding a ball in his mouth, waiting for Li Yi's bullet.
Li Yi was five meters away from him, holding the handle of the gun tightly with both hands, and finally pulled a long barrel from the muzzle, until it reached the cyclops' face.
One-eyed dragon was very dissatisfied when he saw Li Yi's operation, but said nothing.
At this time, Li Yi held the handle of the gun with his right hand and slowly took aim.
The one-eyed dragon looked at it and cursed: "Are you playing billiards?"
After Li Yi was ridiculed by everyone, he hurriedly explained: "No, I am a spear shooter, so this game does not count, I will compare to the next game!"
The one-eyed dragon pointed at the barrel of the gun and said, "Throw that broken pole to me!"
Seeing that the one-eyed dragon was not easy to deal with, the cousin quickly put away the spear for Li Yi.
The red-haired girl continued to walk to the middle of the stage and said: "The rules of this round are that the two people walk forward back to back. After the fifth step, they turn around and shoot."
When everyone heard this rule, they all took a deep breath.
This is a naked bet with your life!
Li Yi and Cyclops were back to back, very nervous.
Just after the red-haired girl said to start, Li Yi shouted: "Wait a minute!"
The one-eyed dragon said impatiently: "What's wrong?!"
"I, I suddenly remembered a song, we..."
"Back to back hug~~"
The one-eyed dragon turned around and kicked him: "Why are you leaving me here to sing?!"
The red-haired girl immediately said: "Start!"
The one-eyed dragon began to walk forward and counted the steps: "One!"
"two!"
Li Yi suddenly quickened his pace, took a few more steps, turned around and shot the one-eyed dragon.
"Bang!"
The one-eyed dragon looked at the blood on his legs and shouted, "Why did you suddenly speed up after you counted two?"
Li Yi hesitated, "Here, I tripped under my foot, and my shoe didn't keep up with my foot."
"Your shoes don't follow your feet, and your hands don't follow your guns! You stumbled and shouted stop." The one-eyed dragon held his thigh and screamed in pain.
This scene completely made the audience laugh crazy.
Not only that, the teachers at the tutor table also burst into cheers.
Even Mr. Li Lianjie was overjoyed. He didn't expect that Li Yi had such a profound comedy skills.
It seems like this guy is capable of covering every area of movie genre!
Netizens in the live broadcast room were also full of complaints.
"This Li Yi hahahahaha, damn, it's really six."
"The shoes don't follow the feet, hahahahaha, the hands don't follow the guns, what kind of lines are these, it makes me laugh to death!"
"No, I really can't laugh anymore."
The positive reviews on the Internet have raised Li Yi's popularity to a new level.
Among the top ten hot searches, three are news about Li Yi.
Two of them also display the word "Explosion".
At this moment, Li Yi was holding the one-eyed dragon in a panic, "Come on, big brother, sit down, I'm sorry for you, I'll rub it for you later, let's compete in the next round, we can compete while sitting down."
"
At this time, the red-haired girl spoke again.
Li Yi wanted to slap her twice!
Women are talkative!
The red-haired girl took out a pistol: "The rules are as follows. I have taken out five of the six bullets in the gun and only one is left. Take turns to shoot. Whoever dies will be unlucky!"
When Li Yi saw the pistol placed on the table, his eyes almost popped out. He immediately looked at the one-eyed dragon and said: "Please!"
Seeing his cowardice, the one-eyed dragon snorted coldly, then took a pistol and shot him in the head!
But this shot is empty!
Just when Li Yi thought the Cyclops would hand him the pistol, he didn't expect the Cyclops to fire four more shots!
But all four shots were empty!
Li Yi was dumbfounded.
The cousin stood aside and said, "He, he fired five shots!"
Everyone knows that if none of these five guns has bullets.
Then the sixth shot must have bullets!
Li Yi looked at the pistol handed over by Cyclops and hesitated.
Seeing his expression, the one-eyed dragon laughed, but because he accidentally touched his injured leg, he howled again.
The one-eyed dragon coughed lightly: "It's your turn."
Li Yi glanced at his cousin behind him and didn't know what to do.
My cousin said silently: "I'm dead."
Seeing that Li Yi still refused to pick up the pistol, One-Eyed Dragon shouted: "Pick it up!"
Li Yi tremblingly picked up the pistol and pointed it at the one-eyed dragon.
"Bang!"
The one-eyed dragon fell.
Everyone in the audience was shocked.
Li Yi hurriedly explained: "This, I didn't fire this gun!"
Just when everyone thought Li Yi had killed the one-eyed dragon, a young man hiding in the corner cursed: "Trash!"
He drank a glass of wine and said calmly: "I have long heard that two bounty hunters have been looking for me and want to earn my money."
He snorted coldly, "I specially found a little brother and pretended to be me to test you. It seems that I was wasting my time."
He took off his hat and lowered the blindfold from his forehead.
This means.
He is the famous wanted criminal in this town!
One-eyed dragon!
The one-eyed dragon sneered: "How can bounty hunters like you two still make money?"
Just when the younger brother behind the one-eyed dragon was about to shoot Li Yi and others, Li Yi, with quick eyesight and quick hands, took out his pistol and shot him dead.
The audience present was stunned.
How is this...
My marksmanship has become more accurate.
The ups and downs of the plot kept the audience's hearts gripped throughout.
They wanted to know what was going on.
Li Yi sneered: "Why can't you make money?"
Suddenly, music started.
A gloomy and dark atmosphere suddenly emerged.
The one-eyed dragon held the gun and looked at Li Yi, waiting for the opportunity.
Just when Cyclops wanted to strike first, Li Yi quickly pressed the trigger and shot Cyclops' right hand.
The one-eyed dragon had no choice but to raise his left hand.
When his cousin saw it, he immediately fired the trigger and shot his left hand.
The one-eyed dragon shouted in pain: "What are you doing?"
My cousin wondered: "Aren't you going to get a gun?"
"There's no gun in my left trouser pocket. I, I want to surrender!" the one-eyed dragon shouted helplessly.
My cousin was busy apologizing: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood, I misunderstood, does it hurt?"
"You try to get shot!" The one-eyed dragon wondered: "One thing, I don't quite understand, why you two kept pretending to be stupid after you came in."
Li Yi smiled and said, "If we don't pretend, can we catch a real one-eyed fish like you?"
The one-eyed dragon raised his hand, looking for the opportunity, and wanted to take the pistol on the table.
But Li Yi calmly fired another shot, heading towards his heart.
At this point, the famous one-eyed dragon wanted criminal in the town was killed!
The two red-haired girls looked at Li Yi and the others' heroic performance, cast admiring glances, and walked towards them one after another.
Just when the cousin thought that one of them would come to his side, Li Yi unexpectedly put his arms around their waists and left!
My cousin yelled: "Scumbag!"
As soon as these words came out, the curtain gradually fell...
