Chapter Four hundred and eighty-seven I forced myself to X!
Li Yi never expected that Cheng Yajie would be watching "Longing for Life" these two days.
According to her words, watching her boyfriend's program is a pleasant feeling.
But when she looked behind and found that Li Yi was holding Zhang Tianai's hand, she couldn't bear it anymore.
The old jar of vinegar at home is finally about to be knocked over.
Cheng Yajie said to Li Yi sadly: "Come back quickly!"
Li Yi knew that Cheng Yajie had not seen him for a long time and missed him.
He quickly said: "Okay! Just follow your orders, I will rush back to Hangzhou from Xiangtan immediately."
The recording of the first episode of "Longing for Life" has finally ended.
The broadcast volume of the first episode has already reached the peak of the number of online viewers of a variety show in the past year!
Many people spoke highly of the program after the first episode was aired.
“This show is really great!”
"I find that all the movies and programs that Brother Yi participates in are very good-looking!"
"Is this the European god's physique!"
"I guess so!"
Many of the media outlets with marketing accounts are hyping up "The Longing for Life".
Among them, Song Yingying once again posted a review about "Longing for Life" under the account "Entertainment Circle Knows the Past".
Since "Entertainment Circle Knows the Past" became Li Yi's chief fan account, the content on this Weibo has attracted the attention of many Li Yi fans.
Weibo content: [Today’s fast-paced urban life is often disliked by urbanites.
People have long started to live a "slow life" in rural areas, growing vegetables and feeding sheep every day, and working just for one meal a day.
The occasional visit from an old friend will start the happiest moment of the day.
So "Longing for Life" is such a program that tries to arouse the audience's dream of longing for life.
But in the final analysis, if you are just pursuing the so-called "slow life", with a bunch of cameras hanging there, watching celebrities farming and eating repetitively every day, what is the difference between watching boring surveillance videos?
How can this be interesting in a variety show?
Therefore, if you want to become a high-rated variety show, you must create enough attractions or variety points to support it.
If you want to create something interesting, it has to do with the personality combination of the permanent guests, and also with the emotional connection of the invited guests.
The so-called "reality show" variety show is actually not very different from TV dramas in nature.
It's just that TV dramas have obvious scripts, and actors need to complete their role-playing according to the script.
Variety shows also have potential scripts, but they require actors with strong personalities to combine their own personalities and external environments to create conflicts and interesting highlights more autonomously.
And this is what we often call an actor’s “variety show sense.”
For example, in the first season of "Longing for Life", Huang Lei, who is a "dad", cooks, takes charge of the overall situation, and often uses his own experience to educate younger guests.
He Jiong, who has a "mom" image, takes care of all the trivial matters at home and leads the conversation. He is a contestant who welcomes guests.
As for Li Yi, who is both handsome and intelligent, she is in charge of traffic, while Peng Peng is in charge of being funny, and sister Zifeng is in charge of being quiet and cute.
These slow-moving characters make people feel extremely comfortable.
Generally speaking, "Longing for Life" sets up an idealized "pastoral" module between the city and the countryside. Although it grafts many modern urban convenience factors secretly, the effect presented is more of a nostalgia for the landscape.
, enjoying the richness and happiness of the countryside and the simple concept of respecting labor and nature.
For the modern urban syndrome that has been trapped in the city for a long time, with a tight rhythm but always tired, this pastoral, slow-paced, and highly integrated life style with nature is undoubtedly more attractive: just like the fragrance of rice flowers talking about a good year, like
Take a look at the gardenias in the atrium.
Let us look forward to the next issue of "Longing for Life"~]
As soon as this article was published, it attracted a large number of likes and comments.
Netizens feel that "Once Upon a Time in the Entertainment Circle" is too thoughtful.
“This article is so well written!”
"Yes, I think so too. It really covers the mountain village scenery in all four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter. It is so beautiful that it makes people feel real. Stars are also ordinary people. No matter what ingredients are used, they need to be exchanged for labor. What happens during labor
All kinds of jokes; the stoves built by Teacher Huang Lei, the way Teacher He Jiong treats people, and Peng Peng's all kinds of funny things really shined in my eyes."
"Actually, living in the place you yearn for, with your family and the people you yearn for, is the life you really yearn for. In fact, the biggest attraction for me in "The Yearning Life" is that celebrities need to work
, not completely for Ming Ming to enjoy,
I think this is very good. In fact, we all rely on our own labor in life to make our lives better. Celebrities, like ordinary people, all rely on their own labor income, especially in programs such as catching fish.
Yes, I think it’s quite funny and very real.”
"I've been stuck in the city for a long time, obsessed with the city's prosperity and convenience, and sometimes I'm tired without realizing it. This show attracted me from the first episode, with its tinkling mountain springs, inexplicable chatter, and nonsensical slapstick.
Even the process of cooking, which usually seems boring, feels so relaxing and leisurely.
Sometimes I envy the open-mindedness of Teacher Huang and Teacher He. Maybe time has really taken away some things, but it has also replaced them with wisdom and calmness. Sometimes after listening to them nagging a few words, I feel that many things are not that serious.
The little animals inside are very spiritual, free and restrained, but more naughty. They feel a natural sense of harmony, and there is no sense of disobedience in this family.
Among the guests, we saw all kinds of different human natures. Everyone has their own personality, way of doing things, and life experiences. You can find similarities with yourself from them. You can encourage yourself about your strengths and reflect on your weaknesses.
I feel that the life I long for allows us to observe ourselves quietly in the midst of the noise. I like it very much.”
Many netizens and public accounts are expressing their opinions on "Longing for Life".
Every time Li Yi makes any disturbing moves, everyone will know about it immediately.
Li Yi, on the other hand, had just returned home from Xiangtan.
He didn't know that Weibo had begun to slowly ferment "Longing for Life".
The moment Cheng Yajie saw Li Yi, she immediately put down the remote control and rushed over.
"You're finally back! Baby!" Cheng Yajie pouted and nibbled at Li Yi's face.
Li Yi wiped the saliva on his face and pretended to be disgusted and said: "It's all saliva."
Cheng Yajie: "???"
"Are you disgusted by this?" Cheng Yajie's eyes widened and she pulled Li Yi's face with both hands.
Li Yi cried out in pain and begged for mercy: "I was wrong!"
"Let's see if you still dare to talk about me!" Cheng Yajie scratched his little nose and started to sneer.
Because she hadn't seen Li Yi for two weeks, she now wanted to crawl on his body and get tired of it.
"By the way, dear, I haven't worked for too long recently, and I feel like I've been abandoned." Cheng Yajie expressed her troubles.
Since she resigned as the general manager of Firefly Company, she has become a full-time wife who stays at home.
She felt that life was a little boring and she needed to find some fun.
"Then are you going back to Firefly Company to help?"
Li Yi took off his clothes and prepared to go into the bathroom to take a shower.
But when he closed the door, Cheng Yajie also came in.
Li Yi didn't say anything about this, because he knew that Cheng Yajie liked to take a mandarin duck bath and help him rub his shoulders in the bathtub.
The two of them soaked in the bathtub, and the comfortable hot water completely relaxed their nerves.
Cheng Yajie climbed on top of Li Yi, then squeezed his shoulders and asked: "By the way, do you have any secrets for live broadcasts before? I want to try it, but I need some advice from an expert."
"I don't know. For things like live broadcast, don't I just sing and sing? Then you have some special skills?" Li Yi asked her back.
And at the same time, his hands were massaging Cheng Yajie. She hadn't seen her in the past two weeks, and she really missed her.
Cheng Yajie groaned softly and said in a low voice: "Try harder."
But she was still a little troubled, what on earth was she going to broadcast?
"Actually, you just need to broadcast what you are good at, and show the truest version of yourself. Isn't this the only thing you should watch during live broadcasts now?" Li Yi explained.
Li Yi gave pertinent suggestions.
After hearing this, Cheng Yajie thought about it carefully.
Start thinking about what you are good at?
But after thinking about it for a long time, she didn’t even know what she would write!
"Painting?! I even won an award for drawing in elementary school. I will live stream my drawing soon. I want to sell goods through drawing."
"No, no, no, my painting skills are very poor, ah ah!"
"What should I do?"
Cheng Yajie held it while thinking.
This made Li Yi more and more interested. He stood up directly and helped Cheng Yajie up.
After a while, the sound came from the bathroom
After taking a bath, Li Yi decided to perform a magic trick for Cheng Yajie.
"This magic is called "telepathy."" Li Yi said mysteriously.
But Cheng Yajie has never believed in magic. She thinks all this is a deception.
"Come, let's perform a magic trick together and see if I can guess your thoughts." Li Yi looked at Cheng Yajie and asked.
Cheng Yajie, who still had some blush on her face, seemed to be dissatisfied with her desire. No matter what Li Yi said, she would always agree: "Okay."
She was not curious about magic, but she was curious about whether Li Yi still had enough energy after finishing the magic.
After all, we haven't seen each other for two weeks.
Li Yi took out a deck of cards and said, "This magic is called telepathy. Let's shuffle a deck of cards first."
After speaking, Li Yi took out two identical playing cards and gave one pair to Cheng Yajie.
"Can you confirm if there is anything wrong with the card?" Li Yi asked Cheng Yajie.
Cheng Yajie carefully checked the cards in her hand. The material and color were no different from ordinary playing cards. It was a very ordinary deck of playing cards.
"Then cut and wash it a few times, cut and wash as you like."
The two of them cut the playing cards on their hands at the same time.
"Now let's exchange the cards in our hands, and you can double-check whether there are any problems."
Cheng Yajie once again confirmed the cards in her hand, and there was nothing wrong with them.
"Then choose the card you want. Don't show it to me. After choosing it, put it on the table and cover it."
Cheng Yajie chose from left to right, and finally chose a 5 of hearts, and then placed it on the table.
Li Yi also placed a card on the table.
"Okay, now let's see if we are in touch with each other. Are you ready to be surprised?" Li Yi asked, suppressing a smile.
After speaking, Cheng Yajie asked Cheng Yajie to turn over her cards. Cheng Yajie turned over Li Yi's cards. It turned out to be the same as her own hole card, which was the 5 of hearts!
Li Yi turned over Cheng Yajie's folded card, which was also a 5 of hearts.
"The secret space of magic is the life of the magician. In fact, my success rate for this magic is very low. It seems that I have a close connection with you."
Li Yi's flirtatious words made Cheng Yajie very happy.
She put her hands on Li Yi's neck and asked, "How did you do this?"
"I can't tell you this, otherwise, you will say that I am a cheater." Li Yile said cheerfully.
Cheng Yajie pretended to snort coldly: "Humph! You are just a con man, you lied to me."
"What did I lie to you for?" Li Yi asked.
"Hehe, you deceived my heart." Cheng Yajie pecked Li Yi's face.
At this time, Li Yi suddenly thought of something, and he said to Cheng Yajie: "Since you have such profound knowledge of law, why don't you start a live broadcast to popularize the law?"
"Ah? Popularizing law?" Cheng Yajie was a little surprised: "But isn't popularizing law boring?"
"How can it be boring? You use storytelling to talk about the law. It's so fun."
Li Yi instantly thought of the popular "Luo Xiang Law Examination" before. He was a typical example of turning legal knowledge into jokes, which attracted the attention of a large number of netizens.
Cheng Yajie said she still couldn't understand.
There was no other way, so Li Yi had no choice but to demonstrate to her once.
He recalled an excerpt from "Luo Xiang Fa Kao", and after choosing the words, he sat in front of Cheng Yajie.
He sat upright and then said: "There is a case that I tell as a joke every year, but this year it turned out to be a fact. This kind of case really happened. Let's analyze it, students, use your common sense to analyze, A and B
The two were roommates, and the girl had a conflict, so A went online and hired a big brother to rape her roommate."
When Cheng Yajie heard this, she silently said in her heart: Yes, rape.
"Then A sent a photo of her roommate to the elder brother. When the elder brother arrived at the girls' dormitory, the roommate was not there. The elder brother thought A was the girl, and ended up raping A. Do you understand what I mean?"
"Okay, now, brother, what is the error? A strike error or an object error? An object error."
Cheng Yajie was surprised when she heard this. Li Yi actually knew about the wrong attack and the wrong target?
Has he ever learned any legal knowledge in this area?
"So Brother, regardless of whether it is a specific case or a statutory case, it constitutes the completion of the crime of rape, but what kind of mistake did A make?"
"A is a typical assault error, but according to the law, it is a completed and attempted crime of rape, so this is me raping myself. Isn't this ridiculous!"
"Of course, if this woman comes to report a crime, what is this called? This is called surrender. This is a case of specific compliance theory and statutory compliance theory. The title is: I raped myself!"
When Li Yi finished speaking, he found Cheng Yajie looking at him with her mouth wide open.
