Chapter five hundred and sixty seventh scorched, cut it
After Li Yi's new movie started pre-sales, it was as popular as ever. Many fans and moviegoers began to rush to buy tickets. Tickets for "Westward Journey" were sold very well in major theaters.
Chen Yulin, the president of Li Yi's fan association, also immediately participated in buying tickets. But this time, she no longer went to watch Li Yi's movie alone, but had an inseparable and inseparable boyfriend to accompany her.
As Chen Yulin's boyfriend, Liu Xifan is also a loyal fan of Li Yi. After getting together with Chen Yulin, he also participated in the management of Li Yi's major fan groups.
"Westward Journey" is Li Yi's latest movie, and it is directed and acted by Li Yi. Therefore, since the filming was announced, he and Chen Yulin have been full of expectations and have been looking forward to its early release.
So when the pre-sale started, Liu Xifan not only grabbed two tickets for the premiere, but also bought the tickets for the next few days together. He planned to accompany Chen Yulin to do the second and third tickets at that time. He bought them in advance because he was afraid that the tickets would be sold out again.
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On the day of the premiere, he took Chen Yulin to the cinema half an hour early.
In the hall, there were also many audience members who had arrived early and were chatting enthusiastically. The topics all revolved around Li Yi's new movie.
"I'm really curious about what kind of story this movie by Brother Yi will tell."
"Don't worry, we've been waiting for months and it will start in less than half an hour!
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Chen Yulin and Liu Xifan were also talking excitedly about the movie that would be broadcast soon, so they checked in and entered the screening room.
As expected, the more than 200 seats in the screening hall were packed with people.
Presumably the same is true in major movie theaters across the country.
With Li Yi's current strong popularity, as long as no one takes the lead to make any mistakes, it is completely natural that his new movie will be a hit at the premiere.
As for the subsequent box office performance, it depends on the final quality of the movie. As long as the quality is excellent and word of mouth spreads, the box office will naturally not be bad!
As the lights in the auditorium dimmed, the originally buzzing audience fell silent instantly. Behind the familiar dragon logo, the name of the movie appeared on the screen - "Westward Journey: Moonlight Box".
Then, the picture began to appear, the movie started playing, and the audience all looked at the big screen.
In the first scene, Sun Wukong played by Li Yi took the lead. In just a few minutes, Sun Wukong, who was being chased by Guanyin and was dissatisfied with Tang Monk, was vividly played and captured the audience's attention!
In this scene, not only Li Yi's performance of Sun Wukong was brilliant, but Luo Jiayin's image of Tang Monk, who was garrulous in his voice, was also eye-catching.
The scenes between him and Li Yi made the audience laugh out loud!
"Hahahaha! This Tang Monk is so funny. I feel so bad. Well done!"
"Brother Yi described Tang Monk as a chrysalis while performing with his body. It was so vivid and made people feel the same!"
"I'll go! Brother Yi's image this time is subversive and self-destructive. This Monkey King's appearance is too ugly! But at first I didn't get used to it, but after a second look I thought it was pretty good!
"Let's call this Chou Meng Chou Meng. It's a good-looking type, hahaha!"
"Is it true or not, this Sun Wukong is played by Brother Yi? The makeup is too thick and I can't make any expressions. I wouldn't even recognize him if you didn't tell me!"
"Of course it's Brother Yi! You can tell just by looking at his eyes! Who else can bring the character to life with just a pair of eyes other than him!"
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As soon as the movie started, there was a burst of laughter in the screening hall, and the audience laughed and talked.
Soon, the opening sequence ended, and the scene changed to five hundred years in the future.
As soon as the bandits played by Uncle Da and others appeared on the scene, their images made the audience laugh and laugh again. They felt that Li Yi was really capable. The extras he found were each more wretched than the last, which perfectly suited the grotesque style of this film.
's movie.
Shortly afterwards, Lan Jieying played the role of Chun Shisanniang on the stage, which made all the male viewers couldn't help but shine!
"So beautiful! No wonder people give her the nickname Yanjue Wutai Mountain!" As a woman, Chen Yulin also feels that Lan Jieying is very beautiful, both in temperament and appearance, and has a special taste.
"Although Zhu Yin is the heroine, Brother Yi has announced this to the public a long time ago. He also said that Lan Jieying is the second female lead. Is it possible that she also has a romantic drama with Brother Yi? Both are beautiful women, which is really exciting!" Liu Xifan also said
said.
The movie continues. After Lan Jieying taught Uncle Da and others a lesson, they immediately went to meet the bandit leader Zhizunbao played by Li Yi with copper coins!
Li Yi appeared again, and his image made the audience gasp and couldn't help laughing. Later, because of his severe cross-eyes, scenes of laughter were staged, which made people laugh!
"Brother Yi is really destroying his image. He has eyebrows and a big beard. He's trying so hard! It made me laugh so hard."
"This cross-eyed look is too serious. You can't tell the difference between humans and dogs. It's so funny!"
"To be honest, the plots just mentioned are not new at all. Similar techniques are used in many comedies. However, although the routines are old, it really depends on who uses them! If so-called comedy stars like He He are allowed to do it,
The acting is absolutely embarrassing, but Brother Yi is able to give the acting a full effect!"
"Yes, this kind of natural and non-embarrassing comedy presentation effect has only been able to be perfectly presented by Xingye before!"
"Master Xing is awesome, I love him very much and am his die-hard fan. But I feel that Brother Yi has surpassed Master Xing in this style of performance!"
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The audience laughed and talked while watching, and the auditorium was extremely lively.
Many viewers have found that Westward Journey is obviously a typical nonsensical style movie. Ever since Mr. Xing single-handedly made this style popular, there have been countless imitators over the years who want to reproduce this type of movie.
brilliant!
But so far, no one can surpass him, which makes many people lament that nonsensical movies have declined and no one has the ability and qualifications to carry the banner!
Therefore, when seeing that this movie is not only similar in style to those of Star Master's classic works, but also in the form of performances, everyone unconsciously compares the two together.
In my mind, I have naturally come to a conclusion!
There will always be only one Star Master in this world, and he must be irreplaceable!
But Li Yi's acting in nonsensical comedy performances is definitely better than that of Mr. Xing!!
At the same time, in a movie theater on Hong Kong Island, Mr. Xing, who had silver hair and wore a hat, was mingling among the audience. His eyes were filled with shock and excitement as he looked at Li Yi on the screen, with a happy smile on his lips!
From the time Li Yi debuted to the present, through the accumulation of works one after another, his popularity can be said to be at its peak.
Of course Master Xing also knows about him.
However, I know that with Mr. Xing's withdrawn character, it is impossible for him to take the initiative to make friends with Li Yi like other people in the circle.
Mr. Xing has watched a few of Li Yi's movies, and he still admires Li Yi's acting skills, but that's all.
This unprecedented trip to watch the premiere of Li Yi's new movie was also because Uncle Da revealed to him that Li Yi's new movie is a typical nonsensical style movie, and the quality is quite high.
Although he didn't say it directly, the implication was that it was better than his previous classics.
Strictly speaking, Master Xing is not the originator of the nonsensical style, but he definitely carried it forward and mentioned the existence of the Taishan Beidou class that cannot be circumvented by this style at all!
It can be said that the two have made each other successful, so Mr. Xing loves this style of comedy to his core. Therefore, a nonsensical comedy of average quality cannot enter his eyes at all. It is really a big deal in front of Guan Gong, and he is not overestimating his own capabilities. !
Therefore, when Uncle Da said this, he came to the cinema with both curiosity and dissatisfaction.
Li Yi's acting skills are indeed very good, which the star has to admit, but regardless of the nonsensical style and performance, the star is still very confident!
As a result, as soon as the movie started, in just a few dozen minutes, whether it was the plot, style, lines, or Li Yi's performance, everything made Xing Ye's eyes shine and he couldn't help but nod secretly!
Li Yi's performance is indeed quite impressive, as can be seen from the beginning alone, which made him both shocked and extremely surprised!
Like other ordinary viewers, Mr. Xing was completely attracted by this movie.
The movie continued to play, and I saw Zhizunbao, played by Li Yi, leading his men to find trouble for Lan Jieying, but instead he was given a lesson.
Lan Jieying looked like she was taking over the place and forcefully asked them to check all the passers-by nearby to find a person with three moles on the soles of his feet.
That night, Li Yi once again entered a cave in his dream and complained to a female voice from nowhere in the cave about why everyone asked him to find someone with three moles on the soles of his feet.
Shortly afterwards, the real identity of Chun Shisanniang, played by Lan Jieying, was revealed in front of Uncle Da and the audience. It turned out that she was a spider spirit, and Mo Wenwei, who appeared later, was also a spider spirit.
But Li Yi didn't believe it at all, thinking it was Uncle Da who was talking nonsense. Moreover, as soon as Mo Wenwei appeared on the stage, Li Yi became obsessed with her. Not only did she shave her eyebrows and beard, she put on an elegant outfit, and even sang under the moon. poetry!
And from the way Mo Wenwei saw him after shaving, the audience already understood that Li Yi was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong and the person Lan Jieying and the others were looking for.
"Brother Yi finally shaved off his eyebrows and beard. He regained his original appearance and feels even more handsome!"
"I think Brother Yi looked pretty good-looking before? And he was also very funny, hahahahaha!"
“Brother Yi’s outfit and posture when stroking a girl are simply too slutty!,
"Strange! Looking at it like this, Mo Wenwei seems to be obsessed with Zhizunbao played by Brother Yi. This is the rhythm of becoming the heroine! Didn't it mean that the new actress Zhu Yin is the heroine? It lasted half an hour. Yes, why haven't you appeared yet?"
"Don't worry, Brother Bo doesn't appear either. This movie is nearly four hours long, and the story has just begun!"
"Brother Yi is clearly the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, but why don't he have three moles on the soles of his feet?"
"As expected of Brother Yi, even if he is filming a comedy, he can still leave so much suspense, so intertwined that people can't take their eyes and attention away!"
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The audience watched with interest and whispered.
It's been half an hour, a bunch of mysteries, leading to victory!
Soon, the Bull Demon King also appeared, and he looked very mysterious and powerful, which seemed to indicate that he would be the biggest villain of the film. Not long after the appearance of the Bodhi Patriarch, he was violently beaten by Li Yi, which made the audience laugh.
I couldn’t open my mouth from ear to ear!
And the monster mirror he gave Li Yi also made Li Yi realize that Uncle Da did not lie to him, and that Mo Wenwei and Lan Jieying were really monsters!
And then he showed up and told Li Yi that five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong was eliminated by Guanyin Bodhisattva nearby. In order to save Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang used his own life in exchange for Sun Wukong's chance to be reborn, hoping that Sun Wukong could change his ways.
This spirit of Tang Sanzang moved the gods and Buddhas all over the sky, so the Buddha arranged for the master and his disciple to meet again here in this life.
After that, Li Yi was given a bunch of invisibility charms and Qiankun bags, and asked him to help catch the two spider spirits, Lan Jieying and Mo Wenwei.
Li Yi gave the invisibility talisman to Uncle Da, the second boss, and asked him to distribute it to his brothers, but he did not know that Uncle Da had been mentally controlled by Lan Jieying. As soon as he left, Uncle Da turned around and burned the invisibility talisman.
A thousand and two net!
That night, the plan was implemented as usual. Li Yi asked his men to prepare a table of wine and food for Lan Jieying and Mo Wenwei, while he and his brothers secretly appeared with invisibility charms on them, hoping that no one would be able to get close to them unnoticed and hide the two.
The woman takes it!
When Li Yi and others, who were affixed with invisibility charms, appeared both coquettishly and vulgarly, not only Mo Wenwei in the movie was dumbfounded, but the audience in front of the screen couldn't help laughing!
After that, Lan Jieying and Mok Wenwei cooperated with each other and kept playing tricks on Li Yi, making his crotch catch fire again and again. The way Uncle Da and others put out the fire made all men subconsciously tighten their legs and feel sore after watching it.
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When the flame was finally stamped out and ignited by Lan Jieying with the help of wine, Li Yi looked back at the two laughing girls with a look of weakness and despair, and couldn't help but shed painful tears from the corners of his eyes!
Turning his head, Uncle Da on the side handed him a knife.
"Cut it, it's all burnt!" Uncle Da couldn't bear it.
"A little brittle is better than nothing!" Li Yi said with sadness, and slowly pushed the knife away!
From the beginning to now, the audience's laughter has not stopped. When they saw this scene, they instantly laughed like crazy!
"What a pity for my brother Yi!"
"It's really distressing, but it's really funny, hahahahaha!"
"Brother Yi and the others looked invincible when they appeared on the stage just now!"
"This part is so funny, I can't stand up from laughing!"
"I feel like this section will become a classic among classics. This method of putting out fires is simply amazing!"
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The audience was filled with joyful laughter, and they laughed so hard that the momentum was overwhelming!!
After this hilarious scene, not only did the audience become more fascinated, but it also unknowingly attracted many viewers who were watching other movies and happened to go to the toilet.
I heard roars of laughter coming from all the screening halls of "Westward Journey" in the same theater. I couldn't help but be curious and walked in. Then I never came out again before the movie ended!!!
