Looking at Lu Mingfei who was beginning to take his seat, Ander interrupted his thoughts helplessly:
"Looking at the bright side, at least you are not a facial paralysis." Ander comforted: "But you are not a beautiful girl either."
"But Uncle De, according to predictions, the world will end in 2012, and everyone will turn into orange juice. Is there nothing we can do?"
Obviously, Lu Mingfei is more concerned about the end of the world than Ayanami Rei.
"Don't be nervous. Didn't I say it before? The Black King is not that scary. EVA is not a prophecy and will not turn into orange juice." Ander signaled Lu Mingfei to calm down.
"Actually, I also know how to predict the future. Do you want to hear my predictions about the future?" Ander's forked tongue wriggled, and there was an inexplicable smile on the scaly dragon face.
"Uncle De, what kind of future do you see?" Lu Mingfei asked curiously, thinking of Ander's identity.
"The world will continue to exist. There is no end of the world. Ao Guanhai can serve as president for another term, and then he will be replaced by a white comedian with cornrows and blond hair. He will mess up the United States.
In another four years, he will be replaced by an Alzheimer's man who can't hold his shit in. At that time, American movies were full of large colored LGB Ts, and people could only eat shit and cheer at the same time."
Ender made a prophecy without hesitation. Anyway, this kind of thing happened before he traveled through time. It must be very different in the future.
"Ah this...
Sounds worse than the end of the world."
Lu Mingfei complained.
"But at least this doggy world is intact, and humans are still fighting over trivial things." Ander shrugged: "So don't be suspicious and be frightened by such nonsense."
"Now is the most important thing," Ender pointed to the weapons and equipment around him: "Because we are so familiar with each other, I can lend you a weapon and allow you to choose it yourself."
The dragon sometimes lends his treasures to those he likes. When that person uses the weapon given by the dragon to start a career and becomes famous, the dragon will drop from the sky and ask for the old and frail person.
of humans returned their weapons.
Smart humans will take out part of the property they have acquired over the years and ask the dragon to extend the contract between them. In some cases, this contract can last for several generations until the family is destroyed due to some force majeure factors.
And those stupid and greedy people will take action against the dragon who comes to collect debts because they want to possess the dragon's wealth.
This behavior will only bring about the revenge of the metal dragon. These guys are the masters of beating their sons to make their fathers, and beating their fathers to make their grandfathers. Unless you have the confidence to fight multiple adult dragons, it is best not to do this.
As for Ender, lending out some unused alchemical weapons and getting a sum of interest while taking them back is something he wouldn't enjoy doing.
Facing the swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks in the weapons arsenal, Lu Mingfei couldn't make up his mind for a moment. Most of the weapons here were cold weapons, but in Lu Mingfei's opinion, perhaps firearms were more reliable.
"Can't make up your mind?" Ander looked at the confused Lu Mingfei: "You can ask Lorelai for her opinion. I'll wait for you outside."
Ender turned around and left the weapons warehouse, and the living sculpture named Lorelei walked forward, patted Lu Mingfei's back hard with her cold and slender hands, and said carelessly:
"Boy, I can tell you have never been on the battlefield. Let me teach you."
Part of the loose robe of the statue fell off due to the large movements, revealing the white skin inside. Lorelei's beautiful face combined with the accent of the middle-aged man made Lu Mingfei feel particularly strange.
"You rookie, listen to me, don't choose such a weird-looking weapon," Lorelai pressed Lu Mingfei's neck with one hand and pointed to the scythe on the wall with her other hand: "The weirder the weapon, the more weird the weapon."
, the sooner you die."
Lu Mingfei tried his best to break free from Lorelei's restraints and looked at another weapon hanging on the wall. It was an ancient Chinese sword with a well-shaped shape that seemed to suit him very well.
"Ha, Dingguo Sword, this is the captain's favorite, but a rookie like you should not even think about controlling it." Lorelai mocked, and the captain he was referring to was Ender.
"Why?" Lu Mingfei was a little unconvinced: "Didn't Uncle De say that I could choose?"
Lorelei said nothing, walked over and took the sword from the wall, pulled out the Han sword from the scabbard, pointed at the transparent blade of the Dingguo sword, and said in a weird voice:
"Because this is an invisible sword. A rookie like you who has never used a sword will only have his arm cut off by him."
Lu Mingfei looked longingly at the transparent blade of the Dingguo Sword, and finally looked away. As Lorelei said, he had never used a sword before, and it was still too difficult for him to use a sword without a blade.
.
"Then what should I choose?" Lu Mingfei crossed his arms: "Choose an ax, like a Viking?"
"Why don't you choose me?" A charming female voice said: "I can help the young master transform into many different forms. No matter who you are, as long as they have his blood, I can make the young master look like him."
Lu Mingfei looked up and saw a mask hanging on the wall that was trembling slightly. The style of the mask looked like the bronze mask unearthed in Sanxingdui. The eyes were protruding and could cover half of the face. The mask was covered with patina and antiquity.
pattern.
Now, a woman's voice came from the mask, tempting Lu Mingfei to take off the mask.
"How can a girl know such a thing?" Lorelai snorted disdainfully, tugged on the clothes that were about to fall off her body, turned around and walked towards a corner of the weapons warehouse.
"It's so heartless. I'm obviously very powerful, but I can only stay in a place like this and waste my time." The pattern on the mask squirmed: "Master, take off my concubine quickly. Let's go and be happy."
A blush appeared on Lu Mingfei's face, and he stood there in an awkward daze. Fortunately, the mask seemed to see Lu Mingfei's lack of response, so it stopped teasing him and continued to remain silent.
"Ignore that bitch." Lorelei walked over, holding a shield in her hand: "She is just a slut, full of dirty talk. If I hadn't been like this now, sooner or later I would have pinned her down on the bed and let her go.
she****."
The statue of the girl shows an angry expression, which does not look scary at all, but rather cute and naive.
Lorelei handed the shield to Lu Mingfei and said seriously: "Boy, do you know what those rookies like you will get when they grow up?"
Lorelei knocked on the buckler held by Lu Mingfei, and the buckler made a crisp metal collision sound.
"It's not an ax or a spear, but a round shield. This thing symbolizes that you, a rookie, have finally become an adult."
Lu Mingfei touched what seemed to be a round shield made of some kind of metal. The shield was very light and Lu Mingfei could pick it up easily. The size was just right and could protect the vital points of a person's chest and abdomen.