Hearing Lu Mingfei's question, the little devil showed a surprised expression for the first time. Now that the script had been torn into pieces by Ender, he who once knew everything was still somewhat powerless to face the new era.
"Don't you care about your future?" There was a hint of hesitation in the little devil's voice for the first time: "Or do you desire some power or something?"
"To be honest, if I want strength right now, I would rather ask my senior brother to get a rocket launcher." Lu Mingfei thought for a while and said, "But I care more about my parents. Now that I have food and drink here, what if I
My father cheated on me during marriage, and what should I do if my mother lives or dies?"
If only a few years pass, the little devil will know a saying that is widely circulated on the Chinese Internet: Funny Piccolo is evil.
As a bastard who likes to talk nonsense, after Lu Mingfei learned about No. 0's situation, his previous fear of him was gone, and he even had the time to make a few jokes with him.
"I'm sorry," the little devil forced out a formulaic smile: "This service costs money, what do you think of one-third of the soul?"
"My father's little wife is so valuable?" Lu Mingfei was shocked: "Forget it, then, do I still have younger siblings?"
Lu Mingfei was also a little scared. He had heard Nuonuo say that she had dozens of brothers and sisters, and he was wondering if his father might have dozens of illegitimate children out there.
Recently, he suddenly gained a younger sister and a younger brother, which put him under a lot of pressure.
"This question is a benefit I give you," the little devil stood up and gently hugged Lu Mingfei: "You only have one younger brother, brother."
Lu Mingfei pushed the little devil away and said speechlessly: "It seems that dad's health is not very good. He has not had a single child in these years. At this level, let alone recreating human beings, it would be good if they are not exterminated.
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"And according to the information given by Uncle De," Lu Mingfei looked at the little devil pretending to be naive next to him: "You are obviously almost thirty years old, but you are still pretending to be young. Is it really okay?"
The little devil did not speak, but stood up silently and bowed like Lu Mingfei: "One day, brother, you will need my strength and give your soul to me."
"Then we merge into one and turn everyone in the world into orange juice?" Lu Mingfei ignored him at all: "Thank you, I don't want to destroy the world yet, nor do I want to open Unit Zero."
The little devil was silent, and the black water flow flew up like a snake, swirled and engulfed him, and turned into a torrent before disappearing in front of Lu Mingfei's eyes.
The world turned into darkness again, and Lu Mingfei lay there bored, feeling the endless nothingness.
"Put me back first!" he shouted, but there was no response.
"Or just put Tyrande back for some eye candy!" Lu Mingfei shouted again, his voice spreading in the empty world, but there was also no response.
In the darkness, Lu Mingfei closed his eyes and tried to fall asleep, but found that he was as energetic as if he had drunk coffee and could not fall asleep at all.
So, naturally, Lu Mingfei tried to copy the druid texts he saw in the book. Although there is no Tyrande in the real world, and there is no world tree Teldrassil, he can still look forward to transforming into a bear.
Lu Mingfei's fingers unconsciously scratched on the cold ground. He didn't know how long it had passed, but just when he was getting tired of this game, a strange feeling touched his fingertips.
It was soft, smooth on the surface, and full of features at the bottom. Lu Mingfei opened his eyes and saw a bright light in the dark world.
The dim green light was far less conspicuous than the one on the little devil, and it could barely illuminate a small area at his hand.
It was a small grass, growing tenaciously on his hand, with dim fluorescence emitting from its leaves, which was not eye-catching, but it was reassuring.
"Thirsty..." A voice sounded in Lu Mingfei's head.
Lu Mingfei suddenly understood something. He got up and stroked the grass blades with his hands. The jagged edges of the grass scratched his fingers in an instant, and a thin red line appeared on the green grass blades.
As Lu Mingfei's blood flowed out, the fluorescence on the grass blades became more and more dazzling. With the spreading fluorescence, one grass after another grew in this dark world.
Green light illuminated the whole world in an instant. In that green light, Lu Mingfei lay on the soft grass and fell into a beautiful sleep.
That morning, Lu Mingfei was awakened by a stench. He opened his eyes drowsily and found that an unpleasant smell had permeated the dormitory.
"Damn it, get up," said Fingel, wearing slippers and standing slovenly in front of his bed: "Our toilet exploded."
The dormitories of Kassel College have separate bathrooms, equipped with white porcelain toilets with smart toilet seats, which look very elegant.
When Lu Mingfei got up and looked into the toilet, he was also shocked by the scene in front of him. A twisted and thin seedling grew out of the toilet. The entangled roots broke the toilet in the dormitory, and yellow water flowed out.
It's spreading in toilets.
"What kind of grass is this?" Fingel asked, pointing to the herb that broke the toilet.
"It's a pepper." Lu Mingfei recognized the plant after just one glance: "It must be the pepper seeds that I ate before that have sprouted."
"Is it so fierce?" Fingel scratched his head: "It seems that our dormitory is really a geomantic treasure. By the way, when did you know so much about plants?"
Lu Mingfei said nothing. He stepped into the leaking toilet. Without praying or making too many movements, he simply drew a symbol, and a ball of green light appeared on his hand.
The green light met the seedling. In Fingel's shocked eyes, the roots of the seedling gradually retracted, and the green rhizomes wrapped around Lu Mingfei's wrist.
"Have you successfully changed your profession?" Fingel then reacted: "Can you turn into a bear now?"
Lu Mingfei pulled the seedling out of the toilet, cleaned it a little, and then said: "I had a dream last night and it was successful."
"What did you dream about? Malfurion changed your job for you?" Fingel asked.
Malfurion is the archdruid in the game World of Warcraft and Tyrande's lover.
"I dreamed about Tyrande without clothes." Lu Mingfei pondered for a moment and said. I have to say that Fingel's intuition was quite accurate.
"It's a miracle you weren't beaten to death by the Moonfire Technique," Fingel complained, looking at the seedling in Lu Mingfei's hand with some disgust: "What are you going to do with the culprit who destroyed the toilet?"
Lu Mingfei rummaged in the dormitory for a while, found a large Coke bottle from Fingel's remaining beverage bottles, and got some soil from the empty flower bed outside the window. This is how a flower pot is made.
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"I'm going to keep him, maybe I can grow some peppers." Lu Mingfei said calmly.
"This came out of my butt." Fingel couldn't accept it.