Unlike the Chu brothers, Lu Mingfei did not encounter any trouble. After a delicious meal, he tidied up a few times and lay down on the bed.
"Huh, it's so troublesome." Lu Mingfei moved his body and wanted to stretch, but the bracelet on his wrist vibrated a few times and stopped his movement.
A charming female voice appeared in his ear: "Master Lu, please don't move around, be careful that there are ears through the wall."
Lu Mingfei trembled, looked around, turned off the light, covered his head with the quilt, and got into bed.
"Taotie...sister, what did you find?" Lu Mingfei thought for a moment, and then added the word "sister" after the title, and the answer was a string of laughter like silver bells.
"Young Master Lu, you don't have to be like this. The Japanese have small courtesy but no great righteousness. There must be someone watching here." Taotie paused for a moment and then said: "If you don't want to be controlled by others, you need to use thunder to scare Xiao Xiao."
Lu Mingfei touched the ruby necklace around his neck, thought for a while, and said uncertainly: "Do you think if I burn this house down, will I be able to calm them down?"
"Young master, don't do it. This method will hurt the enemy a hundred times and damage yourself a thousand. If you want to establish your authority, there is only one word: kill." Taotie's voice became a little cold. Lu Mingfei lowered his head, hugged his thigh, and pondered for a moment.
said:
"Let's talk about this kind of thing tomorrow." Lu Mingfei didn't want to kill anyone. He shook his head, lay on the soft quilt, and whispered to the bracelet on his wrist: "Good night, Sister Taotie."
"Good night, sir." The bracelet vibrated a few times and then stopped moving.
Lu Mingfei walked on the endless ice sea, with the Milky Way stretching across the sky above his head, and the huge black shadow of a whale swimming under the ice.
On the surface of the ice sea in the distance, the huge white moon is slowly rising, half of it rises to the surface of the water, and the other half is still sinking in the water.
The boy was sitting fishing in the middle of the moon. His thick down jacket and bearskin hat wrapped the boy like an orange-red peanut dumpling. He held a simple fishing rod in his hand, and the transparent fishing line passed through the ice hole, carrying the bait.
Get into the water.
"What are you doing?" Lu Mingfei stopped behind the boy: "Isn't it interesting?"
"Are you talking about fishing?" The boy turned around and said, "It's really interesting, especially the moment you take the bait, it makes your heart beat faster."
Number Zero used a magic trick to take out a maza, put it on the ice, and motioned Lu Mingfei to sit down: "Isn't it good to change the scene every time we meet? You can also change the fighting scene when playing Street Fighter, don't you think so, brother?"
"Then I'd rather trouble you to change to the Holy Tree Teldrassil next time. I'd rather see Grandma Tai's White Tiger." Lu Mingfei sat down on the mazaar, propped up his chin and looked at No. 0 in front of him: "What do you want from me again?
thing."
"You are so cruel. When you need someone, you grab me by the collar and yell at me. You don't even want to chat when you don't need me." Number Zero pretended to make a flattering gesture, which made Lu Mingfei's teeth ache.
Seeing this, No. 0 smiled, put down his hand, took out a mug with white mist from his back and handed it to Lu Mingfei: "I'm here to say goodbye to you. Although I said I'll be there when you call, but
Devils also need to take a vacation, don’t they?”
Lu Mingfei took the mug and took a sip. It was hot cocoa. The sugar content was at least twice that of the school, which made Lu Mingfei's throat dry.
"Are you leaving forever?" Lu Mingfei pursed his lips, and there was a trace of reluctance in his heart: "Then...then I really thank you."
"Of course not, I told you, I'm just going on vacation," No. 0 rubbed the fishing rod in his hand and said in a seductive tone: "I'm going to South America, wearing sunglasses on the beach and watching beauties in bikinis.
Playing in the sea.”
"Stop pretending," Lu Mingfei held his chin with his hand and said disdainfully: "Your body is placed in the North Pole and can't go anywhere."
"Oh, brother, you really broke my heart," No. 0 showed a sad expression and said in an exaggerated tone: "My body is bound, but my heart is free. As long as I want, I can
Then you can fly in the sky."
"But you are different, brother, your current situation is not very good," No. 0 looked at Lu Mingfei with half-smiling eyes: "Maybe I should call you sister, Sister Lu Li?"
"I won't be in any danger," Lu Mingfei said sternly: "Now I am considered the daughter of the underworld princess of the island country, who dares to touch me."
"Have you already called yourself a princess?" Zero smiled and said, "Do you need to make an appointment with a psychiatrist for me, brother?"
"It's just a disguise. Senior brother said that many executive department specialists have disguised themselves as women." Lu Mingfei waved his hand and rejected No. 0's proposal.
No. 0's fishing rod shook a little, but he ignored it and continued: "Sheqi Bajia, a familiar name. Do you know what the women from the Shangsanjia usually do?"
"Hmm...Uncle De seemed to have said that it was a witch priest or something." Lu Mingfei thought for a while and said.
"The witches of the island country are not as simple as you think." Zero said with a meaningful smile.
Lu Mingfei said in surprise: "Do you still want to be able to exorcise demons like Inuyasha's Platycodon?"
"Of course not. Most of the witches you see now are products of the Meiji era. Before that, the witches in the island country did not have a unified image. They could be village witches, doctors, or of course... sacred prostitutes.
.”
"Prostitute...what do you mean?" Lu Mingfei was stunned and thought of some bad things.
No. 0 gently lifted the pole, and a small silvery fish drew an arc and fell onto the ice, then jumped and fell into the ice cave.
"As far as I know, women from the eight Sheqi families with royal blood will serve as shrine maidens in shrines, worshiping gods during the day and having sex with men at night until they give birth to offspring." No. 0 lifted the rod again and lifted it from the fishhook.
He took off the small fish and threw it into the hole: "Brother, your chastity is at stake now."
Lu Mingfei hugged his PG, as if he thought of something bad. When No. 0 saw this, he showed a scheming smile, and then said: "But brother, as my best customer, there is no way I can watch
You have been ruined, so before I leave, let me give you a small gift."
"Although it is not a StarCraft cheat code, it is still very appropriate to use here," No. 0 spread his palm and slapped Lu Mingfei on the head:
"Cheat code: whosyourdaddy (who is your daddy)"
In reality, the commissioner monitoring Lu Mingfei watched dumbfounded as a storm erupted in the room. The invisible but sharp blade cut through the solid wall and then tore everything into pieces.
The surveillance commissioner rushed out. The moment he opened the door to Lu Mingfei's room, his life came to an end.
At the last moment of the commissioner's life, he only saw a pair of golden eyes and a sentence: