Chapter Three Hundred and Thirty Seven: Sacred Skeleton and Hemorrhoids
At the moment of the explosion, a strong light suddenly erupted from the Oni Club headquarters far away in the suburbs of Tokyo. Five people of different shapes suddenly appeared in it, and then smashed into a ball.
"Damn it, Ender, your teleportation is still so bad." Angers crawled out from underneath, and the precious suit on his body became wrinkled, losing its previous calmness and elegance.
Inuyama He was pressed at the bottom, still holding the knife in his hand, but the knife had no chance to be unsheathed, and his old face was full of regret.
"Stop talking about this, I really have a conflict with the Five Elements of the Island Country," Ender got off Uesugi, placed the intact Lu Li on the ground, and became seriously serious in a rare way: "It seems that the other party is very arrogant, Ange,
Do you know that guy?"
Angers grinned and showed a relaxed smile: "I killed countless guys like that back then. How could I remember them?"
"Is this, what is this, the Axis Powers vs. the Allies, a repeat of World War II?" Ender complained in a low voice.
"If we want to end the battle, we must first smash Tokyo into rubble, and then detonate two nuclear bombs." Ange's eyes flashed with an inexplicable light: "Do you want me to call the equipment department?"
"Hey, now you're here again," Ander said helplessly, "Who advised me not to cause trouble before?"
At this moment, something came from Ender's perception. The trap that had been placed for a long time was finally triggered. Then, it was time to sprint.
"I have something to tell you," Ender said slowly: "I left a backdoor in Mingfei's alchemy equipment, which allows the living creatures in it to send out a distress signal. Now, that signal has been triggered."
"Has the child been captured?" Uesugoshi responded: "The Holy Grail has been captured, which means the conditions for the ceremony have matured. Have they found the holy remains?
"Something happened to my brother?" Lu Li asked quietly from the side: "Will he die..."
Ander stood still and explained: "According to the information I collected, the holy skeleton is actually something similar to the facehugger in Alien."
Below, a group of men with an average age of over eighty looked at Ander with doubtful eyes, obviously not understanding what he meant.
"Okay, don't you watch this kind of movie?" Ander said helplessly.
"Not interested, you know I prefer Indiana Jones" This is Angers.
"I don't like those B-movies." This is Uesugi Koshi.
"The family has no voice in that regard, but special photo films have been made." This is Inuyama Ga.
"I know, it's something like this." This was Lu Li who was excited. She used flames to draw a crooked image of a facehugger on top. Ender touched her head when he saw this, and then said:
"I don't know how this thing works, but the general situation is that it will drill into the tail vertebra of the Holy Grail, then modify its body, and then the White King will be born!"
"It sounds like this thing should be renamed the Skeleton Bug." Uesugoshi touched his unshaven chin: "It sounds better than the Holy Skeleton."
"Hey, don't be so mean," Ender stopped him: "If we go in time, we might be able to prevent Mingfei from being parasitized by the holy bones. If it's too late..."
"Will he die or turn into a monster?" Angers asked, pushing up his glasses.
Valley paralysis
Ander spread his hands and said, "No, Mingfei's child will probably suffer from severe hemorrhoids, accompanied by anal fistula and tissue hyperplasia due to the penetration of the holy bones."
The atmosphere was silent for a second, and young Lu Li murmured to himself: "So hemorrhoids are such a terrible thing..."
Uesugoshi helplessly covered Lu Li's ears: "Did you agree not to speak in a pornographic tone?"
"I'm telling the truth. That kid is not so easy to be parasitized." Ander spread his hands, obviously very confident in Lu Mingfei's vitality: "But we have to speed up, otherwise it will be very troublesome to get hemorrhoids at such a young age.
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"Boy of the Inuyama family, it's your turn to take action now," Ender pointed to Inuyama He who was hiding aside: "Now the Sheqi family needs a leader, and the problems in Tokyo also need someone to solve them."
"Everyone...return to the family again and lead the hybrids of the island country to atone for their sins with blood!"
Inuyama He raised his head, and finally a hint of impulse that was inconsistent with his age appeared on his face. He turned to look at Angers: "Teacher, I..."
"Maybe Ander is right, I didn't teach you well," Angers turned away and put the folding knife in his pocket: "...Don't die, I'm still waiting to drink with you."
Ender patted Angers on the shoulder, grabbed Inuyama He's head and said, "Then... I wish you good luck."
After a flash of light, Inuyama He was teleported away, and Ender turned to look at the remaining three people: "Now, the four of us have to solve other problems. Are you ready to face the most powerful Dragon King?
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"What you want"
"Okay, I'll try my best..."
"Come on (^ω^)"
The next moment, Ange and Luli sat on the back of Ender's dragon form, and Uesugoshi was held in Ender's hand. The brass-colored dragon shone with a metallic light in the dim sunlight, and then gradually
become transparent.
"You didn't tell me that you were still a dragon..." Uesugi was speechless as he looked at Ender's form.
The invisible dragon rose into the sky, its wings brought magical airflow, lifting Ender into the sky, and his deeper voice reached Uesugoshi's ears:
"Of course I am a dragon, but not a dragon in this world, otherwise your bloodline would have been awakened long ago."
Uesugi Yue knew that what Ender said was true. He was the hybrid closest to a dragon, and the dragon blood in his body was so high that it was terrifying. But facing Ender, he didn't have any strange emotions. Those who came from the White King
His bloodline seemed to be sleeping, calm and safe.
"What is this, traveling to another world?" Uesugi said a word that was very unfamiliar to him. It came from a light novelist who couldn't afford to eat. At that time, Uesugi bought him a bowl of ramen and listened to his story.
My own unsuccessful work.
It was roughly like a dead otaku who traveled to a fantasy world and started a harem. The writer was full of English words that Uesugoshi couldn't understand. Until he finished eating the guy's three bowls of noodles, Uesugoshi didn't quite understand what he meant.
"I didn't expect you to know this kind of thing. People are old and the heart never grows old." Ander said teasingly: "Absolutely. Remember not to tell anyone. After all, the dragons in your world are all jealous of me for having such a perfect body."
This was of course Ender's boast, but compared to the dragon's artificial body, Ender still preferred his natural body. At least he wouldn't have a split personality, and then graft someone else's body onto his head.