Chapter 156 Turning your face is faster than turning a book
Chapter 156: Falling out is faster than turning the page in the book
"La la la, la la la, I am a little expert at picking up garbage. I am not afraid of wind or rain. Today's..."
Early the next morning, Bao Xiaofei was still asleep when he was awakened by his personalized cell phone ringtone.
He rubbed his eyes sleepily, stretched, and finally opened his mouth to yawn.
Before he could completely close his mouth, Bao Xiaofei felt a pair of jade hands hugging his neck. He was slightly shocked, and then he remembered that he slept on Gui Xiaohui's bed last night, and suddenly felt a strange feeling welling up in his heart.
At this time, Xiaohui was hugging his neck, with his loose hair hanging on his shoulders. He felt that he was the happiest person in the world.
"Damn cell phone ringtone." Bao Xiaofei quickly rejected the incoming call reminder.
However, Xiaohui was also woken up by the ringtone.
"Xiao Hui, are you awake?"
"Are you awake too?"
"Do you want to get up?"
"I was too tired last night. I want to sleep a little longer."
Seeing Xiao Hui's lazy look, Bao Xiaofei suddenly had a sudden impulse: "Xiao Hui, let me have fun with you for a while!"
Xiao Hui's neck felt hot, and she understood what Bao Xiaofei meant. She rolled her eyes at him and said, "I'm very tired now and want to rest for a while."
Was it too late last night? Or...
Bao Xiaofei felt that Xiaohui might be in a bad mood.
"No, Xiao Hui, you got it wrong. What I mean is, how about I tell you a joke and have fun with you?" Bao Xiaofei supported his head with one hand and put one hand on Xiao Hui's shoulder.
.
"Oh, tell me a joke! Okay, I usually like to hear jokes, you tell me! If you make me laugh, I will make breakfast this morning. If you don't laugh, then you can go!"
Xiao Hui was obviously no longer sleepy, so she cheered up and listened to Bao Xiaofei's jokes.
"No, if you laugh, I'll touch you. If you don't laugh, just keep talking."
Xiao Hui raised her head, looked at Bao Xiaofei with concern, and pretended not to laugh.
"Okay, but you can only touch your face, and absolutely no other places."
"How is this possible?"
"If you can't pull me down, do you think I'm just a casual person?"
"this....."
Bao Xiaofei scratched his head helplessly, looking helpless.
"All right!"
He originally planned to take advantage of the good time in the morning, but Xiao Hui rejected him as soon as he opened his mouth.
This great time in the morning, coupled with being in great health...
As he spoke, Bao Xiaofei began to talk about a brain teaser without thinking.
"Tell me, what would happen to a wolf if it fell into an ice cave in the Arctic?"
"Brain teasers? I can do this." Xiao Hui was obviously more energetic than before.
"Dead wolf!"
"Hey, how about you cooperate a little bit? Just tell me the final answer without thinking at all. Not only will you not be amused, but my brain teaser jokes will no longer be fun to tell."
Xiao Hui quickly became more serious, continued to think, and then said: "Reservoir dog."
"That's not right." Bao Xiaofei pinched Xiao Hui's face, think about it carefully.
Xiao Hui rolled her eyes and looked at Bao Xiaofei.
"Bing Lang"
"What?"
"Look at my mouth and say to me, Bing (Bing) Lang (Wolf)." Bao Xiaofei pinched Xiao Hui's cheek proudly.
"..."
I don’t know anymore! Come again.
"Peacock or ostrich, which one is suitable to be a waiter in a hotel?"
Xiao Hui became interested at this moment and opened her mouth to answer: "Peacock!"
"Why?"
"Because, peacocks are more beautiful, while ostriches just bury their heads." Xiao Huijue's own answer was quite competent.
"wrong!"
"No? Then what did you say? It can't be an ostrich, right?" Xiao Hui asked with a frown.
"Of course it's a peacock, because peacocks know how to open bottles."
"ah???"
"The peacock opens its tail (bottle), don't you know?"
"Pfft"
Xiao Hui finally couldn't help laughing, "This is so funny, let's do it again."
Bao Xiaofei pinched his cheek again. Seeing Xiao Hui's happy look, Bao Xiaofei felt that it was necessary to learn some knowledge. Knowledge is so important.
"One night, Glass stood on a hundred-story building and was about to jump off. Do you know what its last words were?"
"What?" Xiao Hui's head turned rapidly, searching for the answer. Bao Xiaofei looked at her cute appearance, pinched her cheek again, smiled evilly and stared at Xiao Hui's Xiong Da and said: "Are you a pig?
"
Xiaohui is thinking quite seriously...
Soon, more than two hours passed, and Bao Xiaofei got up lazily. After struggling all morning, he now felt as if he had run ten kilometers, especially his legs, which had no strength to put on pants.
"Are you up? Put on new clothes! See if they suit you?"
"New clothes? Did you buy me new clothes?" Bao Xiaofei looked at Xiao Hui curiously. He reluctantly looked away from Xiao Hui, got out of bed, and put on new clothes one by one.
Xiao Hui was obviously a little embarrassed at this time. She quickly crawled out of bed and quickly ran to her clothes cabinet to look for her clothes.
Under Bao Xiaofei's squinting gaze, Xiao Hui found a pair of red panties and put them on, then found a D-cup bra and put it on. At the same time, she did not forget to look back and glare at Bao Xiaofei.
And Bao Xiaofei was so stupidly admiring Xiao Hui's charming figure, especially her vagina. When he was getting dressed, Bao Xiaofei even forgot that he had not fastened his belt yet.
After Xiaohui put on her underwear, she took out a dress from the closet and put it on herself. The beautiful scenery gradually disappeared from Bao Xiaofei's eyes.
Bao Xiaofei was a little excited. Looking at Xiao Hui, he went up and hugged Xiao Hui from behind: "Xiao Hui, will you be my wife? I can give you the happiness you want."
"Ah? We...we are not suitable, what are you thinking?" Xiaohui took away Bao Xiaofei's hand from her body.
"We, we, we all already, that, you probably all..."
"Who promised to be your wife the last time we had sex with you?" Xiao Hui rolled her eyes at Bao Xiaofei.
"Brother Xiaofei, as I said just now, we are not suitable, especially with inappropriate personalities. I cannot be the person you are looking for." Xiao Hui looked at Bao Xiaofei with a smile.
Bao Xiaofei's face looked a little ugly. He glared at Xiaohui and said, "You promised to give me your life when I rescued you, otherwise you..."
"Haha, whatever you say, I have already repaid you!"
what's the situation?
Bao Xiaofei was a little disappointed. He was fine just now, but this woman's face could change faster than the sky.
Bao Xiaofei's mood suddenly became terrible, as if there were ten thousand grass-mud horses galloping in his heart.
I risked my life to save you just for this night of pleasure? I might as well go to bed, damn it.
However, when Xiaohui walked out of the room and started working alone in front of the computer, Xiaohui still didn't listen to what Bao Xiaofei said.
Bao Xiaofei didn't know how he managed to survive the whole day. He only ate a piece of bread and a cup of soy milk in the morning, and only ate two slices of bread at noon. For Bao Xiaofei, who has a lot of energy, this was not enough.
Far from enough.
But Xiao Hui always took his attitude seriously. She should eat, drink, and sleep, but she didn't give Bao Xiaofei a chance to say a word.
The bored Bao Xiaofei could only lie on the sofa and watch TV. When he was extremely bored, he opened his storage space to see if there was anything that could come in handy now, but unfortunately there was nothing.
Seeing that Xiao Hui kept answering the phone, Bao Xiaofei took out an "endless" one and held it in his mouth.
He originally thought that after a boring day, Xiaohui would get better. Unexpectedly, in the afternoon, a green military vehicle came to the community yard, and then, a middle-aged woman in her forties came with two
A woman who looked exactly the same walked directly into Xiaohui's residence.