Chapter 5 This Mystery Q Is Not Simple
"Stab it."
With the sound of the toilet flushing, Li Ran walked out with a tired look on his stomach.
Back in the room, Mimikyu was lying on his bed playing with his ears.
Li Ran:(?_?)
By the way, when did this guy come to my room?
This guy probably didn't take a shower, right?
This is really too bad~
but.......
It doesn't matter, I won't take a shower tonight either, so I won't be afraid of getting dirty!
"I'm back." Li Ran sat down at the computer desk and looked at the computer screen.
The screen is filled with bullet screens.
"Here I go, the anchor is so handsome! I'm so excited!"
"Ah, Xiao Ranzi without makeup is so handsome!"
"Xiao Ranzi's flying hair is so handsome!"
Li Ran:(⊙…⊙)
what's the situation?
At this time, he found the Hue head that had fallen on the table and the sign that turned on the Hue head on the screen.
Why did the Hue Xiang head turn on?
Did I drive it?
Think back...
After dinner, watch a movie, and then live broadcast...
When I turned on the computer, I originally wanted to turn on the Hue option, but I didn't turn it on, right?
Li Ran couldn't help but fell into deep thought...
"The anchor has fallen into a reflex arc again. I will withdraw first and come back after a year."
"Sage mode is on, I'll have a meal and then come back." The barrage began to spit out fragrance.
Obviously, this scene is quite routine.
After a few minutes, Li Ran's eyes regained clarity.
I didn't open the sex camera, so there is only one murderer.
He looked at Mimikyu who looked a little uneasy on the bed.
The corners of his mouth couldn't help but curve.
"I guess, Xiao Ranzi can actually laugh. It's over, I'm lost."
"So handsome, kiss me."
"I'm bent. I'm healed."
Suddenly the barrage was filled with demons dancing wildly.
Li Ran calmly closed the Hue head and put it back to its original position.
After doing all this, he couldn't help but feel a little ashamed.
He actually looked sloppy in front of tens of millions of people.
He took out a mirror and looked at it.
I look handsome in the mirror, but the hair on my head is flying.
The image is ruined.
Then he looked at Mimikyu on the bed with a slightly murderous look.
"mound?"(??.??)
Mimikyu Q opened his big innocent eyes.
"Don't touch my computer next time." Li Ran said in a calm but chilling tone.
Mimikyu Q's figure was shaken.
How scary!
(?Д?)ノ
Are you disliked? What should you do?
Can only...
Pretending to know nothing!
This way the shit-scratcher won’t hate himself!
I saw Mimikyu standing up, with strong grievance in his eyes, and his eyes were a little red.
"mound!"
I don't.
not me.
you guessed wrong.
How can you blame me if the computer turns on the Hue Header on its own?
I am innocent!
The barrage immediately surged, and a collective crusade against Li Ran began.
"Scumbag."
"Mimikyu is so cute and you still scold him!"
"Now apologize to Mimikyu and I will continue to like you! Otherwise??"
Li Ran looked at the skyrocketing barrage and Mimikyu, who was pretending to be innocent, but his small eyes were actually observing secretly.
My heart is so tired.
"I was wrong."
"If you recognize your mistakes, correct them. This is the Xiao Ranzi I like."
"Now go hug Mimikyu and tell him you love him very much!" The joyful barrage continued to surge.
"Qiu~"
(*≧▽≦)
It seems to be okay.
Mimikyu breathed a sigh of relief.
really.
Excellent actors can live a very prosperous life no matter where they are.
Li Ran:(?_?)
"Ahem, today's live broadcast ends here, see you next time."
The computer screen went dark.
Mimikyu Q's body suddenly trembled.
Looking at Li Ran again, he turned his head stiffly with a strange expression on his face.
"mound!"
━Σ(?Д?|||)━
Help!
Suddenly, Mimikyu's eyes flashed with a strange light.
His eyes revealed endless coquettishness.
This is a round pupil.
Can reduce the enemy's attack power.
Similar to coquettishness.
Most humans who are tricked will even let him go.
He tried this trick time and time again.
Then he met Li Ran.
Li Ran's hand didn't even pause for a moment, and his expression was indifferent.
"Bah bang bang."
The sensual sound of being spanked echoed in the room.
.......
“Pfft, pfft~~”
Mimikki sprayed a bottle of medicine on the painted skin of his butt in one breath.
The entire painting suddenly became wet.
The potion dripped down his butt and onto the smooth floor, and was then wiped dry by Li Ran with a rag.
"Come on, I didn't use any force at all." Li Ran was helpless.
Mimikyu is too dramatic.
"Qiu~"
(???︿???)
Mimikyu accused Li Ran with tears in her eyes, and handed the empty medicine bottle to Li Ran's hand, indicating that he would throw away the bottle.
It seems that I am really destined to shovel shit.
Li Ran sighed slightly and accurately threw the bottle into the trash can five meters away.
Then he took out his mobile phone and logged into the elf reservation website.
In this world, people need to register their elves at the corresponding location to receive the elves' exclusive ID cards.
Generally, elves who recognize their master or become city citizens will have special identity chips implanted in their bodies.
Therefore, Mimikyu most likely has an ID chip from the Alola region in his body.
What he has to do is to first go to the registration office to eliminate Mimikyu Alola's identity, and then inject the Kanto region's identity chip.
The specialized testing process requires a local special agency, the Elf Testing Institute.
First, make an appointment online now.
Click on the website, enter your identity, and the appointment is successful!
Tomorrow at three o'clock in the afternoon.
After completing all this, Li Ran asked the Mimikyu next to him.
"Year old?"
Mimikyu stumbled and said.
"Qiu (one year old)?"
Mimikyu is still young and has a vague concept of age.
"She's so young. We're going to register tomorrow. We can go to the supermarket by the way. Is there anything you want?"
"mound!"
∑(o_o；)
so good?
"Bah bang bang."
Mimikyu patted Li Ran's arm with his tail excitedly.
"Qiu (I want the 1992 Lafite and the 1999 steak)."
"Qiu (by the way, I also want the fire-breathing dragon as my exclusive mount)."
"Qiu (build me a small toilet of my own, it doesn't need to be big, just 300 square meters)."
"Qiu (I heard that a good actor, no, trainer elves need these)."
"What did you say? I don't understand~ Idiot, I'm a human and I can't understand Elvish." Li Ran sneered immediately and gently rubbed Mimikyu's head.
Click~
(▼ヘ▼#)
This shit-sweeper is so cunning.
You were able to talk to me before.
Li Ran breathed a sigh of relief, applauding his wit in his heart.
Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have been in trouble.
I must not let him find out that I understand Elvish, otherwise I will definitely lose everything.
Only then did Li Ran realize that the Mimikyu he had picked up was not simple!
...
The next day, the noisy beeping alarm clock woke Li Ran up again.
This time he sat up directly and turned off the alarm clock.
I looked at the time.
11.30 noon.
It's time to get up.
"Qiu?" At this moment, a familiar yet unfamiliar cry sounded from the pillow.
Mimikyu woke up.
The confused Li Ran suddenly realized.
I am no longer alone.
"Qiu." Mimikyu tugged on Li Ran's sleeve and stretched out his arm to indicate that he needed a loving hug.
Li Ran's face was expressionless and indifferent.
Come on, hypocritical,
"Qiu." Mimikyu muttered dissatisfiedly.
A loving hug is a great way to cultivate goodwill, why don’t you do it?
Li Ran rolled his eyes and went to the bathroom to wash up.
After washing up, he took out a brand new towel, soaked it with warm water, and gently wiped the painted skin on Mimikyu's body.
"Qiu~~~"
Qiu narrowed his eyes comfortably.
After wiping his body, Li Ran wanted to take off Mimikyu's painted skin and wipe his face.
In fact, he himself was very curious about Mimikyu's true identity under the painting.
But Mimikyu was very resistant.
He didn't want to bring misfortune to his master.
In the end, Li Ran had to give up.
This chapter has been completed!