"This..." When Liu Ran heard this, he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood. At this time, he could no longer care about people like Blue Rose and rushed towards the school parking lot.
When he came here, he saw a lot of people gathered around, three floors inside and three floors outside. He finally squeezed in. After entering, he immediately found four people playing games there, and the games they played were very low-level.
, actually playing rock, paper, scissors.
These people suddenly turned out to be Chen Hao, Yang Fangyu and Zhong Mingchao, but after several fierce competitions, the winner was determined, and it was Chen Hao who lost in the end.
"Haha, Chen Hao, you lost again, you can't even win this game, accept the punishment quickly."
Yang Fangyu laughed loudly.
Zhong Mingchao on the other side also echoed: "The so-called willingness to gamble and admit defeat, just now I lost and painted chickens and puppies. If I continue like this, I think I will become a painter."
"No, I haven't enjoyed painting yet."
Yang Fangyu urged, "Chen Hao, go quickly. I will draw a turtle after I lose. The turtle matches the image of Teacher Liu very well."
Chen Hao glared at Yang Fangyu and said angrily: "Don't think you can draw a turtle, I can also draw it."
When Liu Ran saw this scene, he was almost furious and yelled angrily.
"Stop, stop, my car, what have you done to my car!"
At this time, Liu Ran wanted to die. He was not very rich to begin with. He had planned to chase Zhu Qingqing to buy this car, but not long after buying it, it was transformed into this by these people.
I saw that this car was covered with paintings of chickens, puppies and other small animals, even a small turtle.
Liu Ran was about to cry, and shouted in his heart: "I understand that you like painting, and I also understand that you like small animals. There needs to be special painting courses, and there are also associations for loving small animals, but you don't want to paint on my car.
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At this time, Chen Hao thought he had painted a turtle, but it didn't seem to be the case. The painting looked like a tortoise, not a turtle.
"Haha, Lao Chen, what are you drawing? A turtle doesn't look like a tortoise, and a tortoise doesn't look like a tortoise."
Yang Fangyu laughed heartily.
"It's okay if you don't think it looks like a turtle, or it doesn't look like a tortoise, because what I drew is a turtle and a tortoise."
Chen Hao ignored Liu Ran and said with a smile.
"Is there such an animal as a tortoise or a bastard in this world?"
Zhong Mingchao asked doubtfully.
"Haha, you don't understand now."
Chen Hao smiled and said, "Since there is a turtle bastard, do you think there is such an animal as a turtle bastard in this world?"
If not, then may I ask who laid the turtle egg for you?"
"This..." Hearing this, not only Zhong Mingchao was speechless for a while, but the people around him were also dumbfounded, dumbfounded, and speechless for a moment.
At this time, Yang Fangyu said very cooperatively: "Brother Chen, I admire your knowledge. I didn't expect that you are so skilled and have such high attainments in the research of small animals. It really makes us envious and jealous. If you have time,
I really want to discuss this knowledge with you."
Speaking of this, Yang Fangyu said seriously: "Since we are talking about turtle bastards, I also dare to ask, if there are no such small animals as turtle bastards in the world, how can there be products like turtle bastards? It seems that our school has discussed it before
One question was whether the egg or the chicken came first. At that time, I put forward a point of view. If the egg came first, then where would the egg come from without the chicken? If the chicken came first, where would the chicken come from without the egg..." I heard
Yang Fangyu discussed the issue seriously, and the people around him also listened with their ears pricked up.
"Brother Chen, as I just said, if there are no little animals like turtles, where would turtles come from?
If there is no turtle bastard, where can the turtle bastard come from?"
Hearing this, Chen Hao laughed: "Brother Yang, you asked a good question. Then I am here to give you a formal explanation. Sometimes the turtle bastard is not necessarily an animal, but may also be
Others, and the turtle bastard eggs are not necessarily the eggs laid by the turtle bastard, they may be other things, and they may not be anything at the same time.”
Hearing this, everyone didn't know that Chen Hao was referring to Sang and Huai, and he meant something! When Liu Ran heard this, he almost fainted from anger, pointed at Chen Hao, his chest kept rising and falling, saying no
Speak up.
"You... you..." At this time, Chen Hao looked at Liu Ran with a smile on his face and said with a smile: "Teacher Liu, didn't you keep saying that you are our class teacher?
You should be okay with us using your car to communicate and study, discuss academic issues, and do some painting, right?"
Hearing this, Yang Fangyu also laughed and said: "Yes, Teacher Liu, we just used your car to discuss a classic problem, that is, which came first, the chicken or the egg. Finally, after classmate Chen's discussion,
With some advice, I finally understood that it turned out to be an egg, not an egg, and a chicken, not a chicken. It also applies to turtle bastard eggs and turtle bastards."
"You! You..." Liu Ran pointed at the two of them and was so angry that he couldn't speak.
When the people around heard this, they all laughed.
Zhong Mingchao also stood up at this time and said: "No matter what, you still need to practice a few steps. If Chen Hao doesn't draw this turtle, wrong, wrong, wrong, it should be a tortoise. How do we know that there is such an animal in the world?
?
Look, this turtle bastard is so handsome and looks so much like Mr. Liu. If you submit it for submission, you will definitely win a prize. How about taking it to participate in the school's painting competition, and you are guaranteed to win a special prize."
Yang Fangyu sighed and said: "Let's continue quickly. Chen Hao drew a turtle and won an award. I will also draw a turtle, and I will definitely win the award."
"You...you can't do this."
Liu Ran rushed over, opened the car door, started the car, and ran away.
"Teacher Liu, don't run away, let's discuss this academic issue together."
Yang Fangyu said with a smile.
Zhong Mingchao looked at Liu Ran's car as he drove away, and said with disdain: "You dare to drive our teacher Zhang away like this. You are just looking for death, and you don't even know what kind of bird you are."
Ding ding ding! At this time, the afternoon school bell rang.
All the teachers in the school finally breathed a sigh of relief, which also meant that today was finally over and they no longer had to endure the torture.
"Are we still going on today?"
Zhong Mingchao looked at Yang Fangyu and asked.
"No need, these teachers are off work, who should we continue to show them to?"
Yang Fangyu shook his head and said, "But let's continue tomorrow. Let's drink together tonight to celebrate."
"Okay, okay, this is good."
Zhong Mingchao said with a smile.
Yang Fangyu called the girls Blue Rose and Zhao Yimei to go to the hotel opposite the school for dinner. First, they would celebrate today's results, and then they would discuss what to do tomorrow and how to invite Teacher Zhang back.
While they were eating, the door to the private room was kicked open, and a dozen men in black rushed in.
"What do you want to do?"
Chen Hao stood up, looked at these men in black and frowned.