Qiu Mingshan hid in the corner at the speed of his car, and took a few surviving netizens to form a very small behemoth, watching the scene, "Who is this? Which famous player is so wretched? And reproduction is art? It's like this
It's like a professional who makes cyan films. I looked at the shape of that thing and was giving birth to babies like crazy. I really wanted to confiscate the crime tool!"
"Boss, don't drive! You're driving too fast! This is just a black tombstone reaching into the sky, just a large cemetery. Although the shape is a bit..."
At this time, someone seemed to have discovered them hiding in the dark and watching.
"It's the god of blindness and stupidity, Azathoth!" Countless witches' expressions changed.
boom!
Countless wizards chased him.
"Brothers, let's run! Make a strategic retreat!"
When Qiu Mingshan saw this, he yelled.
He controlled his muscles, and with his strange organs, he twisted into an extremely funny posture, raised a provocative middle finger, and turned his head angrily and shouted: "And you beautiful wizard sisters, how many times have I told you, I am
The god of blindness and stupidity, Pai Daxing!”
It's just a pity that the Chinese transliteration of Pai Daxing is Azathoth.
After a lot of tossing, Qiu Mingshan quickly led everyone to a secret base to hide from other players.
This is a folk church.
In recent years, this underground church has gradually spread throughout various towns and villages, spreading their teachings and believing in "Mercury, the goddess of wisdom." In the center of the church, there is a beautiful white statue of the goddess Mercury holding a torch, standing in the center.
In today's chaotic world where monsters are rampant, people are extremely uneasy.
At this time, the Church of Light and Wisdom was born to comfort the empty hearts, encourage everyone, and drive out the evil witch.
Qiu Mingshan whispered as he drove at a high speed and sneaked into the back door of the church, "This bastard secretly formed the church and turned the God of Wisdom into the Goddess of Wisdom! It created a rough, voluptuous and sexy image for him... But I
I like it, but I want revenge! Who asked Mercury, the God of Wisdom, to beat us? Anyway, no one has seen his true form, a god who is invisible and has no distinction between male and female."
This definition of "church" has never existed before in the wizarding world.
In the past, there were only sects and academies, which were organizations that brought together witches.
The believers of the Bright Wisdom Church are spread across all rivers in Hainan, including all kinds of poor people, craftsmen, believers, businessmen, wizards, and clergy in the church. They will perform witchcraft for free, treat diseases for the poor, and give porridge to the people.
Has a very good reputation.
At this moment, on the Cathedral of Light, Saint Linda is holding a white-covered Book of Holy Light.
This book is claimed to be a divine book, which contains extremely powerful power and endless wisdom. "Our believers! Believe in the Lord. The Lord will redeem this world full of sin, defeat evil gods, and defeat monsters! Let us pray.
Well, God will listen to our prayers!”
The saint's voice was crisp and clear, surrounding the entire church, "The evil god came to the world, using the earth as a cutting board and all living beings as fish and meat! Our purpose is to regard disasters as a furnace, hammer out witchcraft, and take the step of becoming a god."
Countless believers are boiling with enthusiasm.
How ambitious is this? They had been complaining, hating, fearing, and cursing that it was a catastrophe that would destroy the world, but when they thought about it, it was not a powerful opportunity.
There may be no breakthrough even if there is pressure!
The tribal sages of ancient times, before there were wizards, were born amid the suffering of oppressive giant beasts.
In times of disaster and chaos, everyone is inspired by Chicken Soup for the Soul.
"Expel the evil god!"
"Expel the evil god!"
Suddenly, countless people became confident and roared.
Damn it!
"This little bitch, we worked so hard to escape, but it lives so nourishingly!"
Qiu Mingshan and others were hiding in the dark, dumbfounded and confused, "If they knew that the books they were holding were evil gods, the culprits who brought disaster to them, when the thief shouted "Catch the thief," they
What will happen?”
"Xie Nao has gone down the mountain, he is no longer innocent! He has become so naughty! He was deceived by those cheating netizens, but now he has completely changed his past. From a dark book full of dirty words, it is now full of positive energy.
The Chicken Soup Book must have read too many jokes about Zen masters on the Internet. Now this book is full of golden quotes, which is particularly good at deceiving people and has attracted a group of super believers."
They were a little speechless.
At this time, it was time for the church to consult on worries. A wizard stood up and said with fear, "Great Saint, I am always afraid when facing the monster. What should I do? I am afraid that it will eat me and kill me."
Consider it food!”
The saint stood at the height of the holy light and turned the pages of the book. A row of writing gradually floated on the page. She read along with the book: "Fear is the lowest method. You must defeat your own heart."
Saint Linda came down, took out an egg in front of the witch, and said, "Break it!"
The witch was puzzled, but she still broke the egg. "Could it be that the saint means that only after it is broken can it be reborn?"
Saint Linda shook her head, "Look at this egg, it's big and round. When you break it from the outside, it becomes food to be eaten. When you break it from the inside, it becomes a new life!"
"I shattered my fear from deep within myself, and I became a new life!"
The wizard suddenly understood and was deeply impressed by such profound words. It was worthy of being a divinely ordained holy book that could communicate with gods.
At this time, another poor girl stood up and said, "Great Saint, half a month ago, the monster attacked our town. My boyfriend abandoned me and ran away, but I knelt down to admit my mistake in front of him, and finally
I can't bear it, what should I do? Should I accept him again?"
The saint turned the pages of the book and silently read a row of words on it. She said loudly: "Don't bow your head, or the crown will fall off. Don't cry, the man will laugh."
The girl was shocked and suddenly realized.
The believers around him had never seen such profound words before, and they immediately became more pious.
After answering the believers' doubts, Linda silently walked down the stairs and whispered secretly: "You are obviously an evil god, why do you want to help us? Are you going to resist your own brothers?"
The cerebellum went down the mountain. The "Thirteen Frequently Used Greetings" were tricked by netizens before, and they suffered a huge loss. At this time, they had already changed their ways and silently memorized one hundred and thirty sentences of Chicken Soup for the Soul.
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He said affectionately: "I had no choice in the past, but now I want to be a good person!"
"It has changed its mind."
Suddenly, Linda was moved to tears just like the believers.
