The species before Qiu Mingshan's speed are almost complete, but now, they can only remodel them and add functions, "I just don't believe I can't bear the spicy taste! Even if she puts her feet in my mouth, I
You also need to be able to tell how good it smells, instead of bursting into tears and leaving Yumia stunned."
He set a tough enough goal for himself!
Although stuffing it into your mouth is just an exaggerated metaphor, you must achieve this determination.
In fact, the "Spore Evolution" sandbox is about to enter a period of species explosion.
It has evolved to the present. In the previous wizarding world and ancient world, most of the people who entered were a few top players and famous players. However, although the remaining two to three hundred players were one level below and not talented enough, they worked hard to make it through two worlds.
The efforts have almost taken shape.
Most of what they evolved were plants.
The cute girl before was just an initial plant, and various players are about to complete it one after another. The ancient wood world is simply tailor-made for plant players like them, right?!
They were so excited that they had managed to survive, and it was our turn to go in and have a great time. If they weren't being stared at, they would even want to sing their own adaptation of "Green" while evolving plants:
"It's a lie to say I'm not happy. After all, my brain is also made of meat. In order not to develop cirrhosis of the liver, I disguise myself as a woman to become stronger..."
But now, someone has cruelly cut off the idea of secretly changing their hormones to become a male elf when they turned into a female elf. The Ancient Tree of Life must be wary. Is it true that now they can only become a female elf?
While everyone was filled with indignation, Mumu was still showing off, constantly posting screenshots and chatting with everyone.
"In fact, although I have become a man! I have cut off your way to become a man in the future, and I have successfully been with my beloved girl, traveling every day, and eating delicious food, but I am not as happy as you imagined.
....
....
....
But happiness that you can’t imagine.”
Everyone was originally in a calm mood, and Mumu would comfort people without saying anything, but the next sentence choked them to death in an instant!
Everyone is furious! It seems that you, a black-hearted profiteer, are deliberately talking dirty words to show off, right? If I don’t give you some clues today, you won’t even know your last name!
The next second Mumu remained silent and spoke again, apologizing and comforting everyone again:
"Actually, I was just bragging. The world is fair, there are gains and losses, equal exchange. This is the truth of the wizarding world. I don't care about me. After I got happiness, wealth, freedom, and glory
, while being strong, I also lost a lot of things,
...
...
Such as troubles, weakness, poverty, and your bald head now."
screenshot,
screenshot,
A demon hunter has two fleshy wings and two black horns on his back, and is shaking his head of strong dark brown hair. The picture also has the text, "You are so confident when you use Rejoice."
Everyone:!!!
Do you dare to be even meaner? You are so crazy! Are you a devil? You are going too far!
Everyone cursed.
Mumu spoke again:
"I am really a devil."
screenshot,
A demon hunter is flying in the sky, enveloped in hot red flames, with its hands spread out like a roc spreading its wings, and its legs like a golden rooster standing on its own, looking at the earth.
The picture was also posted with text: "Is this demon hunter handsome?"
"Soaring through the clouds and riding on the mist!? Why are you flying in the same flying position as Sun Wukong?"
Everyone was completely choked and their heads hurt!
Mumu felt extremely happy immediately and was secretly proud of herself.
"You beasts, before you were gloating about your misfortunes, you were crazy about me, asking me to post pictures of you wearing women's clothing, how cute are you? Now you are not a gentleman if you don't take revenge!" He expressed his satisfaction, saying that he is a straight man, okay?
Now there is no way to wear men's clothing, so you have no choice but to dress in women's clothing!
What is he most angry about?
Now on a certain website, someone is already making and selling figures of the same type as the Elf King "Yumia", and they are selling very well.
But that’s not the coolest thing. What is the coolest thing? The most cool thing is that some figures also have functions. A palm-sized figure can not only be placed on the dining table as a statue, but also a multi-functional cruet.
As long as you turn the switch, your hands can pour out garlic powder, your feet can sprinkle chili peppers, and your head can hold allspice powder!
How shameless!
What he was thinking was, what's wrong with me being mean and taking revenge? It's normal for me to take revenge, okay! Come on! Let's hurt each other!
When the netizens who were watching saw this scene, they choked with laughter. The two sides were showing off to each other and irritating each other. When will retribution happen?
When the situation has developed to this point, the two sides have completely intensified the conflict between them, and they have the urge to fight to the death.
After Mumu walked away without saying anything, there was silence for more than ten minutes, and a post was sent out instantly, "Assemble! The fifth closed beta event - Landlord Fighting, officially begins!"
The person who posted this is Qiu Mingshan Speed.
Internal beta event?
In the first level of internal testing, this big boss led everyone to fight against the boss and wanted to poison the God of Creation. In the second level of internal testing, he created a Cthulhu evil god and directly launched a god-creating movement...
Is there going to be something big happening again in the Five Tests this time?
In Doudizhu, could it be that we have to find a way to beat Mumu without saying anything and give him some color?
"Confidential plan, no live broadcast! In order to prevent the information from leaking out and being noticed by someone." Soon, Qiu Mingshan drove several anchors to turn off the live broadcast, "This is a gang war."
It was the second day of the fifth test. More than 300 grotesque creatures gathered around a huge playground, lifting stones and sitting in rows. Many of them were newbies, looking very excited. They expressed that they were very excited and also
Join the army of people making trouble!
"Our goal! Is all heavens and realms!"
"We went out for the fourth natural disaster, and not a single blade of grass grew!"
A farewell chicken stood on the barbecue table that Mu Mu had left silently. The wings of the chicken were fluttering and beating on the bones of a farewell chicken.
"Everyone, it's time for us to revolt and overthrow the landlords! That guy is so cool! Do you think we can't kill him while hiding in the ancient wood world? Can we bear it?"
"Can't bear it!!"
Everyone was surprisingly unanimous and held their breath inside.
Qiu Mingshan's speed: "Ahem! Now we are going to count down the ten deadly sins of Mumu being silent!
First, give him a woman and actually create two races? He stole the forbidden fruit and brought disaster, causing the elves to lose their divinity and become mortals with desires, destroying peace and tranquility! Not only did he break the elves
The peaceful life of a family of singles! It also brings a critical blow to us singles! He should be burned to death!"
Bang bang bang!
Everyone clapped and rustled applause, and they all felt it made sense.
"Second, he is full of dirty talk. As a profiteer, he used to sell food monopoly all day long. He cheated us evolution sandbox players a lot of money before! Third, he cut off our path to becoming men! He simply followed our path and let us
No way out, fourth..."
Qiu Mingshan obviously thought about it for a moment, paused briefly, and seemed to be unable to think of any crime, and then said directly: "The above are his ten deadly sins. We define him as a red-named player, traveling through the world passage together, and the fourth
Do you have any objections to the natural disasters going out to the world of ancient trees to capture the traitors?"
A player spoke with his hands behind his back and his voice cold.
"No objection! He is a traitor and alien among our players! He lives such a happy life! Give him a woman and you can create two races? Such a little bitch still calls himself Irfan? Stormrage? I want to
Crush one of his eggs and let him be renamed Illidan Stormrage (an egg? Crazy) and have him sterilized. In this case, I will let him go."
Snap!
An octopus player slapped his hand on the stone, his arm cracked in response, and shouted like a bandit, "You are so kind! I will cut off his little brother, and then make her become a woman like us!"
brush!!
Suddenly everyone looked at this player with a look of surprise, pity, regret, and pervert.
"???"
The player looked confused.
He was at a loss and didn't know why he was isolated. The looks in everyone's eyes, as if they were looking at sand sculptures, deeply hurt his fragile heart!
In fact, this matter is tacitly understood by everyone. You fell into the drama so quickly. How embarrassing would it be to expose it?
We are peasants rising up to resist, and we work together to fight against the big villain, the big boss Mu Mu. We call it the "Fighting the Landlords Plan", but more strictly speaking, to enter that world for revenge, you must become an elf. It can be called a woman dressed up to fight the Landlords, but
No one has mentioned this joke, only you are the least aware of it.
Moreover, I don’t know how many players can actually enter and receive achievement rewards in the short term.
"If you are sure, let's report the numbers." Qiu Mingshan said quickly, "Let's form a group and download the dungeon! Let's go to the new world!"
"I'm almost there, about six levels of confidence!"
"I am also confident that I have found a good path. I will definitely succeed. I don't know if I can catch up." Another plant spoke, but everyone ignored him. After all, this guy said that before in the ancient world, and now he can't.
So, I don’t know how long it took, probably after opening 10,000 worlds in the heavens, he really got it done!
Qiu Mingshan counted the number of people at the speed of his car. Among the more than 300 people, there were more than ten, which was unexpected. It seemed that the results were really achieved.
