Xu Zhi and Caroline were touring the World of Warcraft Zoo. As they were talking, they came to a balloon fish.
This balloon fish was watched like a monkey in a zoo. A bunch of cute girls took photos and screenshots of it. They thought it was a brand new species and were extremely curious. But what about him?
He lay on the ground, constantly looking for angles, muttering, Xu Zhi read from his lips, "Without leggings, this world is full of trust between people."
Xu Zhi:???
He had a toothache on the spot.
Scum!
Shame on humanity!!
When he came to an alien high civilization and was captured as an orangutan in a zoo, the first thing he did was become a zoo idiot?
It feels like a bit of a crisis!
How about you scream, cry loudly about their atrocities, demand human rights, or find a way to escape from the zoo!
Xu Zhi felt a pain in his head. The players of this generation were even more stupid than the previous ones. In this game, they were not really dead, but rather "optimistic". The current Isildar people, after several generations of reproduction, had no defense at all.
Psychology, treat people with sincerity, but in the end, you don’t even know you are being peeped...
"What happened?" Caroline couldn't help but ask.
"It's nothing." Xu Zhi took a deep breath, looked at the monster in the cage, and said, "This species...it seems to be a little special."
“It’s very special!”
Caroline suddenly became interested, her chat box was still open, her eyes were sharp,
"This race of balloon fish was just discovered a few days ago! In a goblin tribe in the southern part of the Stonewall Territory, there seems to be a "queen" on the pyramid steps similar to ants, and the one in front of me is their king.
.... It seems to have a lot of intelligence, but there is no magic core in the brain. We cannot use C language to read its thinking or even communicate with him."
Xu Zhi nodded.
Caroline continued: "Its group has been raised by us in batches. It has good flexibility and is a natural biological filtration membrane... It can be made into safety measures and has entered the production line. It will soon implement the "Human Optimization Plan"
"!"
Xu Zhi looked strange as he looked at the balloon fish.
....
On the other side, in the "Spore Evolution" forum, countless netizens went crazy and were extremely shocked.
They watched as this player was quickly arrested. In less than an hour in their reality, which was more than half a month in the game, his species was captured in the laboratory and studied inhumanely.
Scientists in white coats gathered around him frantically.
screenshot,
screenshot,
screenshot,
For half an hour, he frantically posted pictures and screamed, everyone was shocked:
"Being studied by aliens?"
"Brother, you have also become a senior researcher! You can participate in experimental research, although you are only being studied! (Funny)"
"Don't make trouble! This kind of scene is obviously very scary, okay! It's like an earthling was captured and dissected by advanced aliens! It's terrifying to think about it! Because it's almost the same now!"
"Don't worry, hurry up and take screenshots! Let's continue to learn about their civilization!"
While everyone was stunned, an even more terrifying scene happened.
They discovered something extremely terrifying. The level of laboratory technology of this mysterious race was so high that they could not even understand it, including various supernatural mechanical technological equipment.
Moreover, in the laboratory, the scientists and assistants in white coats who came and went did not communicate with each other using words. From the beginning to the end, they did not say a word. They seemed to be born with an understanding of each other's words, and they had a tacit understanding.
Netizens became even more crazy after seeing the live broadcast:
"It's terrible! Are all of this race mute?"
"Oh my God! Every time we went to the new world, we always learned the indigenous language. But now, there is no way to learn it?"
"It can't be this civilization, which has long been freed from the shackles of language and doesn't need to open its mouth to communicate. It's the kind of aliens in movies, with brainwave conduction!"
"Silent...Mom! This is scary, like watching a horror science fiction movie."
...
Before, some people thought that this game could not be so magical, and this civilization could not be a science fiction civilization. Even if it was, it could not be that advanced. At most, it would be the same as modern human beings. But now it has completely broken everyone's perception, and it has been
A slap in the face!
It's still like being beaten and swollen.
The height of this civilization is not even within the comprehension of humans on earth.
Even if it is advanced enough to get in touch with and understand it, it is extremely difficult. Because there is no way to learn the language, it is equivalent to a natural barrier between them. It is simply impossible to understand the other party's civilization.
"this..."
The major research institutes on the planet were dumbfounded and completely shocked.
After a while, something even more shocking happened to them, because they saw that this balloon fish was made alive into a safety balloon by this group of scientists... and then it was packaged like Durex and started to be made.
assembly line.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck +1"
"Fuck +2"
"Do aliens also use this thing?"
They were all stunned, and only this sentence was left.
Their minds were all confused. They thought they were researching some high-tech weapons, causal killers, star destroyer cannons, etc. Who knew it was this? It felt like this would definitely be selected as one of the top ten incredible events of aliens in the 21st century.
!!
Major research institutes: "..."
They looked at the computer screen and their heads began to hurt. What is going on... Is there any deeper meaning? Do advanced technological civilizations also need to use this thing? They fell into deep doubts about their scientific life.
And Xia Niming was even more miserable. Looking at his own species, he saw that it was even worse than the Alchemist Emperor... No, it was only half a pound.
Qiu Mingshan's speed: "Ahem, cough, cough, it is indeed a race of balloon fish. It has more uses than we imagined! Thank you for helping us develop it! (Alien technology is awesome)"
Studying medicine to save another world: "Don't panic! Didn't you say before that you wanted to go to the Three Realms to be a monster and a terrifying demon king that scares countless people? Now your wish has come true! You have already killed countless people and stained your hands with countless blood.
demon king!"
Everyone was also talking about it.
In a sense, this is indeed the case.
They laughed until their stomachs cramped. They thought he was so miserable and kept comforting him.
"Yes! Yes! You have killed countless people. You are the first human hero in history to massacre alien races! We are proud of you! (Funny)"
"Really! That's awesome! I'm so envious and envious. As soon as you debuted, you became a hero-like figure! Realize our dreams! .... Men should kill, kill without mercy, and their eternal deeds are all in killing!"
(funny)"
....
Xia Niming:???
Men should kill, and kill without mercy? The eternal destiny is all in killing? Why do these words sound so lewd now! Am I too impure, or are the skills of these idiots growing day by day?
He was shocked when he saw the encouragement from these people! He was so angry that he almost vomited blood!
He began to ignore this group of people, and he was so angry that he was so angry that he had high blood pressure. After several twists and turns, he successfully came out of the laboratory and was transferred to the zoo in front of him. He was locked in a cage and was watched by tourists as a giant panda.
.
He suddenly became speechless and could only take a deep breath, "Netizens outside told me that this is a huge opportunity. This technological human is observing me, and I can also take the opportunity to observe them and understand their civilization and structure.
..."
These so-called netizens are naturally those who have research institutes among them. They hope that he can provide more information, and they will do their best to help him rise and explore in this mysterious world of technology. This is their current
The greatest opportunity yet.
Moreover, they promised to give a huge fortune of one thousand sand dollars for a screenshot.
"If you give me money, it will be different."
At this time, Xia Niming looked solemn.
He lay his head on the ground, constantly looking for angles, and constantly observing the girls passing by. "For the great rejuvenation of mankind on earth, I am duty-bound."
screenshot,
screenshot,
screenshot,
Pictures were posted one by one.
Countless people were shocked. Although there was no actual picture, this angle, this hazy feeling... it was so beautiful. Countless netizens shouted and said that it was really smart. A thousand sand dollars for a screenshot was very worth it.
American scientist: "???"
Australian scientist: “???”
They were distraught. This online player was poisonous! He thought we paid him for this kind of photo... Why didn't our people put it in? Instead, we had to rely on this guy?
And what happened next made them feel ashamed.
Ding!
[System prompt: The player ‘Scared Your Life Three Thousand’ spreads unhealthy pictures and is officially banned]
!!!
Personnel from major secret research institutes vomited blood and fell to the ground.
