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086 Smart people don't stand in the way of others going to the toilet

A reader friend asked earlier, if so many incarnations of Ao Guang gather together, will they encounter each other head-on in the end, and be eaten by a giant turtle in one bite?

I am here to tell you for sure that it will not happen.

The Three God Mountains of the East China Sea are located in the Bohai Sea area. The direction of the giant turtle's movement is due north, while the direction of retreat of the Buddhist salted fish is the northeast.

The routes of both parties belong to two rays emanating from the same point in different directions, so naturally there can be no meeting - otherwise there would be no point in delaying time for a group of water tribes to forcefully renew their lives.

The words are divided into two parts.

The Buddhist salted fish led a group of fleeing [Incarnations of Ao Guang] to fight wits and courage with the air. At the same time, the giant turtle on the island was moving rapidly, getting closer and closer to Yingzhou Island on the map.

Gou Adu sat firmly on the "Beep" head, still looking like the old god was there, and in the water, the seafood and human monks who were originally fighting in a lively manner gradually calmed down.

"I said, why don't we stop fighting now, or at least find a way to fly on the turtle's back before fighting? Otherwise, no one will have a share in the task of escorting the turtle, and we will lose blood!"

[East China Sea Sacred Mountain] This mission must be triggered and completed near the divine turtle.

The mission had already been triggered.

This escort mission had quietly appeared on everyone's task list long before the big turtle rushed into the players' formation.

But done...

The human race and the seafood were having a lively fight, trying their best to hold each other back - time passed slowly, and both sides finally discovered that the giant turtle in front of them had been getting farther and farther away without knowing it.

The turtle's moving speed is not particularly fast, but that is compared to the state of flying in the clouds and mists.

If this continues, within half an hour, neither party will have a chance to catch up with the running giant turtle.

It was the human side that first proposed a ceasefire.

Passion PK, the key is passion.

The tenacity of the seafood exceeded everyone's expectations. As time went by, everyone's enthusiasm slowly dissipated.

After the passion passes, people will become calm and not influenced by emotions - at this time, people's thinking will become particularly sensitive and their thinking methods will tend to be rational.

This situation is generally called the Sage's Time.

There seems to be something wrong with this metaphor...forget it, don't worry about these details.

There is really no need to continue fighting.

Even if he kills all the seafood in front of him, [Ao Guang's incarnation] is already gone.

Ten birds in the forest are worth less than one in the hand. This adventure in [East China Sea Sacred Mountain] is about to be completed. The duck that has reached its beak cannot just watch and let it fly away.

On the other hand, the main purpose of seafood is to delay time.

Not only that, because they are burdened with karma, they are even more greedy than others for the merit rewards after completing this task.

This suggestion can be said to be right on target.

"Okay, let's all be harmonious and make a fortune, complete the task first, and then continue the PK. Whoever regrets it will be the grandson, okay?"

"One word is the final word, and the Taoist agreement is the proof."

In the game, there is a special setting called "Avenue Oath".

Players can use a special prop called "Tao Deed" to record some oaths. After both parties sign and press, they will be protected by the system rules - of course, this cannot detect "What if I fail you or me one day?"

"It's like a thunderbolt", but it is very useful in matters such as armistices and transactions that can be detected by the system.

The system prompts: "On X, month, X, year X, during the war between the human race and the water tribe, both sides voluntarily signed a Taoist deed, temporarily suspending the war until the [East China Sea Sacred Mountain] mission is completed. Anyone who violates this will be punished by heaven!"

The contract signing is completed.

The next second, a burst of dark clouds floated from the sky, covering the heads of everyone present.

As long as someone dares to violate the contract and take the initiative to attack any other player, a thunder will strike and kill him on the spot.

"Walk!"

Without the worries of attacking each other, everyone looked at each other, and a cloud of mist rose up under their feet. However, they all jumped into the sky and flew up towards the back of the turtle. Then they found a place to sit down in a tacit understanding.

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It has to be said that the armistice is a choice that everyone is happy with.

Monopolizing tasks?

There's absolutely no need for that.

For this kind of regional adventure, each person's reward is calculated independently. The increase in the number of people will not cause the task rewards of Gou Adu, the pioneer of the task, to be divided thinly.

At most, the rewards are divided into three, six or nine levels based on their performance in the task.

The seafood needs merit to offset their karma. The human players are unwilling to fetch water in a bamboo basket and urgently need missions to make up for their losses. But Gou Adu... has other people to help control the big fishing rod that guides the turtle forward.

The turtle's mind is relatively simple. As long as the salted fish hangs wherever it is, he will move in that direction. It stands to reason that as long as the orientation is adjusted for the first time, Gou Adu can directly hang up and meditate later, practicing his two skills.

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However, the reality is far from as simple as just said.

The mechanical structure of the "big fishing rod" is not very precise. It is inevitable that the giant turtle will be bumpy when moving forward on the sea. If you are not careful, the direction of the salted fish will deviate, so Gou Adu must perform inspections on the fishing rod from time to time.

Fine-tune to ensure accurate direction.

Especially for this kind of task with a time limit, Gou Adu didn't even dare to relax in the slightest.

There is not even time to go to the toilet online.

And now he is finally liberated.

I randomly found two players near me who were already eager to try, handed the crossbar in their hands to control the direction of the "fishing rod" to each other, and then quickly found a remote corner to start meditating, and then prepared to go offline and open the gate to release water.

There is no game warehouse in this world where you can play online 24 hours a day and solve all the problems of eating, drinking, sleeping, etc. Physical problems like this still need to be solved offline.

People have three urgent needs.

He has been holding this urine in for more than four hours. It has been brewing since he set off to join the battlefield, and now it has reached the point where it is almost gushing out.

"Hey, brother, I'm surprised to see your skeleton. There is a spiritual light spurting out from your Tianling Cap... Are you interested in joining our guild? We [Tiandihui] have good benefits and many girls..."

Now, no one can take the initiative to attack, and the fight will definitely fail.

But taking this opportunity, some clever guild officials took the opportunity to contact the high-ranking individual people nearby who were participating in the war, trying to attract some fresh blood.

The person here is Chen Jinnan, a player with a round body and an amiable face. He is the president of the guild [Tiandihui].

This was barely a medium-sized guild, and the guild leader spotted the level 38 individual in the crowd, Gou Adu.

But now...it's obviously not the time.

The system prompts: "Because you are in physical contact with other players, you cannot exit the game temporarily."

Wang Defa.

Unsatisfactory things in the world often happen.

Just when you are in a hurry to go to the toilet, an inexplicable person will always appear and suddenly hold your hand to deliberately delay your time.

In particular, the other party also said the words "gushing out".

At that moment, Gou Adu subconsciously tightened his legs, and he almost felt that something was about to leak out.

"Go away! Let go!"

A fierce over-the-shoulder throw.

Chen Jinnan, the boss who died in his own BGM was like a meteor, thrown directly into the sea not far away on the spot, while Gou Adu raised his middle finger, and his figure began to slowly become transparent.

Not far away, on the turtle's back, Junko and Ruoxi, who were resting cross-legged, looked at each other sternly at the same time.

This person...is not within the scope of the [Dao Deed].


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