Lu Fei fell in love with a piece of bronze on Wencheng Pedestrian Street. Because of the purpose of the object, Lu Fei asked the boss to sell it.
"I think this thing is worth at most two hundred."
"Boss, if you can explain clearly the purpose of this thing, I'll accept the five thousand yuan."
"If you don't understand clearly, I'll settle the deal for two hundred yuan. What do you think?"
Hiss——
The temptation of five thousand yuan is too great.
But the purpose of this thing is too disturbing.
"Is this an ancient water ladle?" the boss said tentatively...
"wrong!"
"In ancient times, melons and gourds were used, powerful people used solid wood, and royal families used goldware, so the boss answered wrongly and continued to make up."
"puff."
"Hahaha"
These two people were so interesting that the owners of the surrounding stalls didn't even care about their business and all looked over.
The boss scratched his head and said.
"Drinking vessel?"
"I just said it wasn't true, keep making it up!"
"Rat trap?"
"I bet, boss, if you don't think you're a scientist, you're just too talented."
"Come on, come on, tell me how this thing catches mice?"
"Hahaha"
For five thousand yuan, the boss was not discouraged and continued to guess.
"Is this a casting mold?"
"wrong!"
"Every mold must have a hole at the bottom. This one doesn't. The answer is wrong. Come on."
"Fuck!"
"I don't fucking believe it anymore."
The boss took off his hat and threw it aside, white mist rising from his wet head.
"Is this a trebuchet?"
"What's the point of making such a small stone thrower?"
"Besides, the angle between the handle and the bowl makes it impossible to make a trebuchet. Bad review."
"Whoaaah!"
The boss screamed angrily, and suddenly his eyes lit up and he said.
"I guessed it. They were right what they said just now. This is a big manure scoop. It must be."
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"What a fart!"
"From ancient times to the Republic of China, stool spoons were always made of wood, okay?"
"In ancient times, bronze was so valuable that it was not even used to make weapons. It was also used to make manure spoons. How dare you think about it."
"Besides, this thing is so heavy, wouldn't it be exhausting to use it to scoop out poop?"
"No, no, keep guessing."
"Master, I have plenty of time, so I'm just wasting it with you today."
"Hahaha"
Lu Fei lit up a cigarette and stared at the boss with a wicked smile on his face. The people around him laughed so much that their stomachs ached.
The boss patted his head and suddenly came to his senses, gave Lu Fei a blank look and said.
"I just figured out that you are here to cause trouble."
Lu Fei smiled and said.
"wrong again!"
"I'm sincerely buying something, but your price is too high and I can't accept it."
"What do you think now? If you can't tell, just sell it to me at the price I mentioned before, two hundred yuan!"
"Pooh!"
"You have a good idea, such a good thing costs two hundred yuan, just go ahead and dream." The stall owner said.
"nice one?"
"How dare you say it's a good thing when you can't even name it and what it's used for?"
"Are you willing to accept defeat like a man?"
"If you can't tell, just sell it to me for two hundred yuan. Don't let everyone look down on you." Lu Fei said.
"Bullshit!"
"When did I agree to bet with you?"
"If you want this thing, it costs at least one thousand yuan, otherwise there is no need to discuss it."
"I'll go, you're acting like a rogue!"
"Okay, okay, it's not easy for you in the cold weather. Let me suffer a little loss. How about three hundred yuan?"
"Eight hundred, no more, hum!"
"Four hundred, if you don't sell it, I'll turn around and leave."
"Five hundred, love
Do you want."
"make a deal!"
Lu Fei has been busy lately, and this is just to make fun of his boss.
After half an hour of verbal battle, Lu Fei was so happy that he finally successfully won the "water scoop" for 500 yuan. .??.??
Lu Fei got this "water scoop" for 500 yuan, and Lu Fei picked up the big one. However, in the eyes of the stall owners around him, Lu Fei was just a stupid pretentious person with too much money.
If you spend 500 yuan to buy something that you can’t even name and use, what else is it but a fool?
This kind of person is their favorite!
After clearing the money and goods, Lu Fei stood up with the "water ladle" when the owner of the stall next to him greeted him.
"Little brother, I also have interesting objects here, come and take a look."
"OK!"
Lu Fei agreed and squatted down, looking cute and cute, but with an imperceptible smirk on his lips.
Lu Fei didn't look at anything else and just picked up a big guy.
This is a ceramic monster, about forty centimeters high.
The top of the head is covered with white glaze, and the two heads facing away are connected by a curved neck. The two animal heads are carved into a deformed dragon face, with giant eyes wide open and a long tongue reaching the neck.
A pair of giant antlers is inserted into each end, and the four antlers protrude horizontally. The image is extremely strange and vivid.
It also uses red, yellow and gold to paint animal facial patterns and connect them with cloud patterns.
The square base is embossed with some geometric squares and decorated with rhombus patterns, cloud patterns, and animal face patterns.
The huge antlers with twists and turns, the symmetrical body and the stable square base create a mysterious atmosphere.
Lu Fei took a few glances and grinned.
"It's indeed interesting. Boss, how much does this cost?"
The boss said with a smile.
"Little brother, this is a good thing, a serious Tang Sancai."
"If you like it, how about you give it eight thousand?"
Lu Fei rolled his eyes and said.
"I said boss, why are you like the boss just now? You are not real at all. Can you learn from a good person?" "What is this? It's only eight thousand. You are too dark."
"Little brother, this is the real Tang Sancai. Eight thousand is not expensive at all." The boss said.
"You can pull it!"
"Do you think I don't know the goods? I can't even buy a real Tang Sancai for eight million dollars. Can I talk properly?"
"If you can name this thing and make me recognize it, it will be worth eight thousand."
"Otherwise, how about two hundred?"
"puff"
The boss almost spit out his blood.
"Brother, do you have a two-hundred-yen store? How come everything costs two hundred yuan here?"
Lu Fei smiled and said.
"Because in my eyes it's worth two hundred, unless you can tell what it is."
"puff"
Damn, here we go again.
The stall owner waved his hands and said.
"Little brother, let's stop guessing. I'll give you a discount directly. Do you win 800?"
"two hundred."
"The minimum is six hundred, it can't get any cheaper."
"Three hundred, this thing is worth three hundred."
"Little brother, you paid 500 for that big shit spoon just now. I can't be better than that big shit scoop."
"At least five hundred, otherwise I really can't sell it."
"Okay, the boss said so. If I ask for ink again, I don't know how to show appreciation. Five hundred is five hundred."
After all the money and goods were cleared, Lu Fei held the monster in his right hand and the water ladle in his left hand and was about to leave. The stall owners swarmed around him.
"Little brother, I also have interesting things here."
"Look at me, I'm an elephant with three trunks."
"I am a frog with two legs"
This group of people figured it out. This guy didn't care about good or bad things when buying them, he just wanted to have fun. The more bizarre things he liked, the more he liked them. For a while, all the stall owners started recommending themselves.