"I'm very disappointed. It's an aging piece of shit."
Mo Ye put down the tea cup and teased Zhang Guanzhu, who was looking at the old woman, in a calm tone. She herself felt that she had changed a lot during the two hundred years she had been away. Sometimes she had to "accommodate the changes" and "changes lead to generalization", and stubbornly stayed the same.
The result is more detours.
She still did not speak in a questioning manner, and this habit could not be changed.
"She just looks old. Compared with me, she is still a little kid in her sixties."
Zhang Guanzhu Tian shamelessly beat him up, hahaha. He looked at Mo Ye and looked at him with a strange look, half-smiling but not smiling. Only then did he wake up. In front of Mo Ye, whose age was a mystery and looked like he would always be only eighteen years old, he was not even a little baby.
Calculate.
"Disrespect, disrespect."
Zhang Guanzhu smiled and cupped his hands, changed the subject and asked, "Aren't you going back to the Nether Realm? The Han Palace is quite powerful in the Nether Realm."
"The Cold Palace was built in my name by the few little guys I took in back then. Those old guys will be nervous when I return to the Underworld. It's boring, and they won't be able to stay for many years. I don't want to be at odds with them.
Qi, I have been to the upper realm before, and it is a bit chaotic. The heaven and earth in the upper realm are full of spiritual energy, which is suitable for my practice before going to the fairy world."
Mo Ye was very patient when facing Guanzhu Zhang and explained a few more words.
Even if she goes to the upper world, it will be very convenient for her to return to the underworld in the future. It just depends on whether she is willing to go back.
"If you have any questions, just ask them quickly and I will try my best to answer them within a reasonable range."
Mo Yeyi had something to say, so he just had to say it clearly.
Zhang Wenfeng smiled and quickly poured tea for the empty teacup opposite, "Mo Ye, can you only stay in the upper realm for three hundred years?" Seeing Mo Ye nodding, he said with some regret: "By the time I ascend to the upper realm, you will be almost there.
I am going to the Immortal Realm. Otherwise, with you, a ninth-level earthly immortal, as my backer, I could walk sideways in the nine realms of the upper realm. Alas, what a pity."
Such nonsense was said by the Taoist priest in front of me so confidently and without any hesitation.
Mo Ye smiled and said, "You can run rampant for fifty or sixty years, that's about it."
Each monk who has advanced to the ninth level can only stay in the upper world for about three hundred years. The immortal energy in his body has been converted to a certain level and is no longer tolerated by heaven and earth. He must ascend to the legendary fairy world.
"No, no, no matter how high Hengxing jumps, he will be punished by the Queen of Autumn. It makes me shudder just thinking about it. It's better to put my tail between my legs and practice in a low-key manner for the long term."
Zhang Wenfeng refused to be fooled and rejected Mo Ye's joke proposal.
He took out the emerald green leaf that was the token of Qin Qiu, the patrolling envoy of the upper realm, from the Hall of Zhenhun, and he began to talk about business.
"Mo Ye, I have brought you back. Twelve years ago, I and a group of companions led thousands of dead souls trapped in the ruined Yanyuan secret realm into the underworld, and inadvertently completed an immortal decree. For this reason, I
Obtaining the reward of merit blessing from a layer of phantom streamer, I have achieved my own double merit canopy, which also attracted the attention of a patrolling envoy."
The countermeasures he had discussed with You Lao at the beginning were mainly to avoid him. In fact, he still had a hope in his heart, which was that he was looking forward to Mo Ye's return, but he didn't say it out loud.
The high-ranking patrol envoy was an unbearable burden to him, but to Mo Ye, who had vast magical powers, it was just a matter of lifting a finger.
Now that Mo Ye has advanced to the ninth level, why doesn't he take advantage of the opportunity to nip the trouble in its bud?
It's not his temperament to be coy and faux polite and suffer the consequences.
He explained in detail how Qin Qiu came down to earth to find him, and then pretended to ask Mo Ye to help him make an idea. Should he go to the upper world in advance, or wait until the end of the spiritual energy surge?
Mo Ye played with the jade leaves, "Liupo Mountain, Youxian Palace Qin Qiu, okay, I remember." He glanced at the Taoist priest who didn't mean what he said, and said with disdain: "You will leave your beautiful wife and fly there alone.
In the upper world, who will believe you?"
The answer is self-evident.
Zhang Wenfeng smiled and cupped his hands and said, "With your words, my mental arithmetic has been settled. I don't have to worry about being plotted by villains. Thank you."
It feels good to have a strong backer.
Mo Ye tapped the sleeping old woman on the ground with his chin and emphasized: "Take care of my troubles for me."
She handed Guanzhu Zhang a roll of the exercises she had compiled, and Guanzhu Zhang would teach the old woman on her behalf. Otherwise, the old woman would not be able to learn the exercises in her head.
"Understood. Don't worry, I'm good at this."
Zhang Wenfeng took the technique and put it into his sleeve. Mo Ye helped him solve the big trouble in exchange and did not let him get involved in the cause and effect. This is the person who really thinks about him. He stood up and walked three feet away, leaning down
He patted the old woman on the ground on the shoulder and shouted: "He Kuyu, get up and go pick up the garbage."
There was a hint of cool woodiness in his hands.
The old woman was sleeping soundly, woke up, and quickly got up. She was a little dumbfounded. This was not the bridge she was familiar with. The environment was unfamiliar, the decoration was elegant and antique, and in front of her was a really handsome young man, dressed in the same clothes as the TV
He wears a different Taoist priest's robe, and wears a precious long sword inlaid with gems on his waist.
"Who are you? Where is this?"
The old woman asked cautiously. At her age, she was not worried about being tricked into becoming a mother, but she was worried about being used by scammers to deceive people. She was familiar with many tricks, and she did not want to go to jail for being stupid.
Although her life was hard and she didn't have much knowledge, she understood the truth.
"I am an immortal, and this is the realm of immortals. Seeing that your bones are amazing and can be made of, I specially converted you to become an immortal."
Zhang Wenfeng talks nonsense in a serious manner. He uses the language of his previous life. In his current status, even if he talks nonsense about the underworld and speaks the language of the fairy world, others will only take it for granted and praise Master Zhang for his erudition.
The old woman scanned the large and spacious house. She couldn't see Mo Ye, who was drinking tea and enjoying the audience's performance. She thought that some lunatic had brought him to the film and television base. She didn't see the camera in the dark and said angrily: "You must be sick.
, be careful, I will call the police to arrest you."
She's quite good-looking, but it's a pity that watching TV and learning to cultivate immortality has damaged your brain.
They all have money to burn, they have never suffered in the world, and any problem can be cured by just moving bricks on the construction site for a few days.
She turned around and ran towards the door. Despite her age, she was still strong. She was confident that she could knock over two young people who were embroidering pillows like this.
"Disgrace the gods."
Mo Ye smiled and watched the fun, attacking some false god.
"We'll see. This old fellow has quite a character and is not afraid of trouble."
Zhang Wenfeng's sleeves were fluttering and he walked out elegantly. It was rare to see a fellow from Blue Star in a foreign country. Although he was a little older, he still felt friendly. To be able to be valued by Mo Ye, he would definitely have to put in a lot of effort.
nourish.
Even if you delay for decades, you can still make great achievements.
The old woman who ran down the steps suddenly stopped and looked confused at the figures flying in the sky in the distance.
In such a large open area, there are all antique buildings, which are much more real and grand than those on TV. Those people are not like actors who are pretending to be hanging in the air, flying too high and too fast.
The old woman was a little doubtful. When she woke up from sleep, could she have traveled through time?
"Now that you've come, let's make peace with you. Why bother with jade? You go with the maid to wash up and change into clean clothes. You can stay with the immortals for some time and get to know them better. I'll talk to you about the follow-up cultivation of immortals."
Zhang Wenfeng said a few words briefly, waved to the maids standing at the foot of the steps and told them to take the old woman to change.
The old woman didn't understand the young man's sudden change of language, so she followed the maid in a daze.
It was as if I was in a dream and haven't woken up yet.