The weather is a little hot and the wind is a little light, but university is still exciting!
"Crunch!"
The dilapidated bus, which was in disrepair and was full of hope, stopped. As the door opened, handsome men and beautiful women flew down from it.
Song Yixue is a cute and cute newborn monster. Her parents have traveled abroad for sixteen years and there has been no news. Now she is even more helpless. She can only push the suitcase alone and look around with wide eyes.
Just as she dreamed, she stood out from the college entrance examination and successfully entered this unknown pheasant university.
In the back-to-school season, some children are so happy that they even have special cars to take them to school. No matter how bad it is, there are relatives and friends around to help, and she is alone.
Song Yixue thinks she looks good, but her figure is a bit underdeveloped. She is almost 18 years old, but her body is like that of a 10-year-old girl. She has no other advantages except being taller.
She deliberately put on a pink jacket and a newly bought white skirt today, expecting the legendary senior brother to appear and send him all kinds of warmth and attention.
However, this is all just fantasy!
Almost no boys were willing to take another look at her. On the way, she felt the gazes of many uncles, which were very strange and made her scalp feel numb.
However, not long after they entered the school gate, the road ahead was blocked by a large group of people. The security guard was shouting at a high-rise building with a loudspeaker.
At this moment, everyone looked around and saw a man in a black suit standing on the top floor. He seemed to want to experience free-fall telekinesis for himself and see if it was consistent with the theory in the book.
"I can't live anymore. I really can't live anymore. It's too much. There are so many of you watching the fun..." The man in the suit looked at the crowd gathered below and suddenly screamed heartbreakingly, his body shaking and swaying.
"Young man, you are so young, don't let your mind wander. Think more about your parents. What will they do if you die?"
The security uncle shouted with a loudspeaker, trying his best to persuade the man in the suit not to jump off the building. He had worked in this university for twenty years and had dealt with many similar situations, so he was considered an industry veteran.
This area falls under his control. If someone loses his life or loses his job, it doesn't matter. If he is accused of "lax supervision and neglect of duty" and is thrown into a lawsuit, it will be the end of the world!
When talking about his parents, the man in the suit laughed maniacally: "Hahaha, parents? Do I have those things? They were buried not long after I was born!"
"Hey, what a poor child! His parents have sacrificed themselves to heaven early. He is extremely powerful and the main character is destined to die!"
The security uncle sighed in a low voice, took a deep breath, raised the horn again, and shouted loudly: "Young man, think about the brothers who have played with you until you grow up, think about the friends around you, and don't do anything stupid!"
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After hearing this, the man in the suit suddenly let go of the railing, stretched out his legs, and sat on the edge of the tall building. He seemed to have calmed down a lot and thought hard about the problem.
Just when everyone was breathing a sigh of relief and feeling about the same, the man in a suit covered his face with his hands, raised his head and yelled: "Friend, brother, those are all fake, everything is fake! In my next life..."
After shouting a few words, the man in the suit seemed out of breath, lost his voice, and leaned back on the floor.
At this time, the security uncle winked at the young security guard next to him and asked him to use the walkie-talkie to contact the brother lurking on the roof.
Now this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Let's fight quickly and drag this ignorant boy back. Even if he jumps off the building, go somewhere else and don't cause trouble in the school.
Not to mention hitting people, even if it hits flowers and plants, it is not good. If people are killed, no one will get any good results.
After receiving the order, the two security guards lurking on the roof looked at each other, attacked together, and rushed over like tigers and leopards.
But at this moment, the man in the suit seemed to be frightened. He sat up suddenly and half of his body was already leaning out of the guardrail. As long as he wanted to die, the two security guards had no chance!
"Don't come here, back up, back up..." The man in the suit seemed to still have some sense. He grabbed the railing with one hand and moved his fingers to keep the security guard away from him.
The attack failed, and the two security guards immediately stopped and backed away. The security uncle below broke into a cold sweat and asked the little security guard next to him in a low voice: "Didn't I tell you to call the police? Why did you still call the police?"
No police are coming!"
This time the situation was different from usual. They seemed to have encountered a fool who was determined to seek death. He was so courageous that half of his body fell out, and yet he could still threaten the security guards. If it were an ordinary person, his legs would have become weak.
, let alone letting him jump off the building.
Maybe this guy still has some concern for the human world. If he can make good use of that, he can delay time. Wait for the police and the rescue team to come and prop up the air mattress. By then, it won't matter whether the guy can jump or not.
After thinking for a while, the security uncle relied on his many years of experience to determine that the man in the suit was in his prime of life, and the reason why he jumped off the building was most likely related to women.
Maybe it’s because he failed to express his love, or he was quarreling with his girlfriend, etc. Nowadays, there are too many college students with glassy hearts. It’s often difficult for people to guard against it. If they don’t, they will die...
"Hey, young man, listen to me!"
The security guard shouted, then cleared his throat. Seeing that the other party's mood was relatively stable, he continued: "Young man, do you have a girlfriend?"
"Girlfriend?" the man in the suit repeated, seemingly calm.
"Young man, would you like to introduce a girlfriend to you? Let me ask again, have you ever been in love?"
The security uncle couldn't control his mouth, and threw out a series of questions, which made the man in the suit confused, and the topic was changed inexplicably.
The man in the suit did not reply, but grasped the guardrail of the rooftop with both hands and retracted his body with force.
"Captain, you are so sharp!"
"With just a few words, I made that kid happy! No, just shrink back and stop jumping!"
"Yes, but captain, what kind of girl are you going to introduce to him? Could it be your precious granddaughter?"
"A man with such a glass heart has a dark future and cannot see his fingers. Captain, please think twice! Don't harm your granddaughter..."
The security guards are both afraid of flattery and worried. It is said that the granddaughter of the security captain, Wang Jingjing, is also studying in this school and is a famous beauty in the school.
If you really introduce such a good girl to that good-for-nothing man, it will be like a good cabbage for a pig to take advantage of. No matter how you think about it, you will lose money!
Just as everyone was preparing to cheer, the security guards on the roof were sweating coldly and secretly recounted the scene they saw to the security captain. The people below didn't know what the man in the suit was doing, but they saw it clearly.
The man in the suit didn't think it was a big deal at all. He took off all his clothes and wore a pair of underpants swaying in the wind.
Immediately afterwards, the guy stepped forward quickly, grabbed the guardrail with one hand, and yelled at the bottom: "I don't have a girlfriend, I haven't been in love, what's wrong? Did I offend you?"
"Today I will let you see how powerful singles are!"
After that, this guy grabbed the guardrail with his other hand and started to pull up, then rotated and did the splits...
"Crazy, this kid is crazy!"
"Mom, where are the police and the rescue team?" The security guard gritted his teeth. He really didn't know what happened today. He encountered such a lunatic and seemed to be deliberately trying to make things difficult for them.
You can be angry but can't vent it. Maybe when the guy is stimulated, his hands will loosen up and everyone will play with him!
Now he just begs the rescue team to come over quickly, set up an air mattress a few meters high, and jump and play as he pleases. In the end, he will be thrown into a mental hospital and will never be able to stand up again.
Suddenly, a girl wearing a pink coat and a white skirt floated by pushing a suitcase, her steps were light and elegant.
"Young hero, don't be impulsive. What do you think of this female doll? If you like it, uncle will introduce her to you!"
"Huh?" The girl was grabbed by a big hand and couldn't help but make a strange sound, not knowing why.
"Uncle, what kind of aesthetics do you have? Don't just find someone to fool me, okay?"
The man looked back, left these words and continued to do pull-ups, spins, and splits...
"Don't you like it? This is a beautiful girl who is rare to see in a hundred thousand years. She has such a figure in her teens and has a bright future!" The security captain took a closer look, shook his big hand, and continued to hold the loudspeaker towards the building.
Shouted.
"Labour and management would rather be single for the rest of their lives! Change to another, change to another..."
The man continued his actions, his energy seemed to be unlimited, and he struggled for a while without stopping.
When everyone heard this, many people looked at the higher place with disdain, and then strolled away. They thought they were watching a good show of jumping off a building, but they didn't expect that it was a lazy snake, and it kept jumping for most of the day.
Now is the period of rapid development of the Internet, and there are always a group of people who are crazy about money, doing all kinds of tricks, and doing all kinds of shows. Judging from that guy's performance, maybe he is just an anchor who is increasing his popularity in this sensational way.
Rumors spread, and the dense crowd quickly separated, leaving only No. 50 people including the staff.
"Uncle, that beauty behind you is pretty good!"
The man screamed strangely again, drawing everyone's attention to the security team leader.
The woman is wearing a long cyan dress, with a curvy figure and light makeup. She is looking at the roof of the building with wide eyes. The painting style is beautiful.
"Beauty... help me?" the security captain asked in a low voice and winked at him. As long as the monkey can be brought down from the roof, the security team will handle the rest of the trouble and guarantee that it won't cause her any trouble.
The woman nodded slightly, took the trumpet from the captain's hand, and opened her red lips: "Brother, can you come down first?"
"No, unless you really want to... But I know it's a lie... If you don't have a car or a house, you're just a mess!" The man in the suit suddenly felt inferior and believed that the beauty was a high-end caretaker. After asking him to come down,
He will turn his back on others and not recognize them!
