"Let's have a drink first and then we'll talk. Just drink with my uncle! I heard that fat people are very good at drinking!" Song Yixue said slowly.
"Yes, Xiaoxue is right, fat people have the talent of drinking!" Song Jiang also agreed.
"A talent for drinking?"
Yi Yongquan was stunned for a moment, but he couldn't refuse, and then poured the first glass of beer into his stomach with Song Yixue and Song Yi. Yi Yongquan didn't feel drunk until he finished four glasses of beer: "Xiaoxue, I didn't expect that,
It turns out I can really drink!"
Song Yixue said nothing and just nodded silently.
Seeing the girl nodding, Song Yiyongquan drank another glass of beer, trying to see how drunk he was, but he felt dizzy, couldn't control his mouth, and started talking nonsense.
"Actually, Brother Yong is a good person, and he doesn't want to treat Gao Yamei like that..."
"He is sick..."
Hearing this, Song Yixue's expression became extremely serious and she said softly: "What disease does Xiao Yong have?"
"A very serious disease that cannot be cured by current technology..." Yi Yongquan said in a daze.
"What? Xiao Yong..." Song Yixue didn't understand.
"Don't worry, Brother Yong has already thought of a way out! It's just a pain for Gao Yamei!" The fat man muttered, as if he was about to fall asleep.
"Huh? What kind of incurable disease does Xiao Yong suffer from?" Song Yixue continued to ask. After feeling that something was wrong with what the fat man said, she asked again: "Xiao Yong has had many girlfriends, could he have Alzheimer's disease?
"
"Ah, Xiao Yong has Alzheimer's disease? Xiaoxue, how did you know?" At this time, Yi Yongquan suddenly woke up from alcohol, with a cold sweat on his back, and asked with a serious face.
Looking at Yi Yongquan's serious face, Song Yixue couldn't help but laugh: "It seems that you are really drunk. I didn't say that Xiao Yong had that kind of unclean disease, but you can tell me when the time comes.
What happened to Yong?"
"Uh? Didn't you just say that Xiao Yong has Alzheimer's disease?" Yi Yongquan said anxiously.
"Well, I'm just guessing based on what you said. Could it be that you can't even remember what you said just now?" Song Yixue said with some embarrassment. She wanted her uncle to say a few words, but Song Jiang didn't.
He kept drinking and eating food and ignored her at all.
"Oh, it turns out it's just your guess, but it seems very complicated!" Yi Yongquan frowned and poured another glass of beer into his stomach.
"Hiccup! That Xiaoxue, you are so beautiful, but your body is like an airport... You must not have any disease!"
Yi Yongquan was in a daze, with one eye squinting and the other widening, his face as red as an apple, and he began to talk nonsense.
"Eh? Am I sick?" When Song Yixue was asked this question, she was immediately speechless and didn't know what the hell was going on in this fat man's head.
"Yes, didn't you just say that you have Alzheimer's disease? This disease is not easy to cure... you are afraid that you will become an immortal through cultivation, and... you need to play more dungeon games with me... burp~
~" Yi Yongquan said while burping from wine.
"What the hell?"
Song Yixue was stunned again, and now she wanted to shut up this fat man's mouth. If people around him heard about it, he didn't know what rumors would spread.
"I said you're fat, don't you think about the good things?" Song Yixue glanced at Yi Yongquan speechlessly: "My health is indeed not as good as other girls, does it have to be a terminal illness?"
"Oh, I understand!" Yi Yongquan suddenly said with a smile on his face: "I understand... Xiaoxue, you are a boy, right? You just keep dressing up as a girl and just want to sneak into the female dormitory...
."
Listening to the fat man's words becoming more and more outrageous, Song Yixue covered her forehead and said: "I'm not drunk anymore. Let's eat something else quickly!"
"No, no, no, I'm not drunk. A fat person like me has a good alcohol capacity. I won't get drunk with just a few glasses of beer. I can still drink ten bottles!" Yi Yongquan said with a big belly and full of laughter.
"What? You're already like this and you're not drunk yet?" Song Yixue felt frightened for a while. Sure enough, drunk people are irrational. It seems to be true.
After listening to Song Yixue's words, he became even more surprised, and kept retorting: "I'm really not drunk, really not! By the way, Xiaoxue, are you really a girl?"
"What are you talking about? I'm not a girl, so what am I?" Song Yixue looked embarrassed, holding the wine glass at a loss.
Yi Yongquan was stunned for a moment and said: "I feel like you are a fairy. A fairy who has not grown up. She will definitely be a big star in the future!"
"Fairy? Star? What the hell!" Song Yixue was also amused by Yi Yongquan talking about Fatty, but in her heart she was worried about what Fatty said before. Maybe something terrible happened last night, Xiao Yong and Gao Yamei appeared
After the conflict, I don’t know how Xiaoya is doing now.
"Xiaoxue, you are so cute, you should become a big star. Eat better in the future and your body will grow!" Yi Yongquan handed the empty cup to Song Yixue's hand.
At this moment, Yi Yongquan's cell phone beeped again.
"Hey, Brother Yong, why are you calling me again?" Yi Yongquan half-squinted his eyes and asked in a daze.
"Have you finished eating? Why don't you come to Top Gun and surf the Internet quickly?" Xiao Yong's voice came from the mobile phone.
"Not yet, I'm enjoying my meal!" Yi Yongquan said dazedly.
"Hurry up, fat guy, I'm going to the city center tomorrow, why don't you come over and play with me soon?" Xiao Yong said speechlessly.
"The city center? Brother Yong, what are you doing there? You want to be a big star, right?" Yi Yongquan was stunned and then said confusedly.
"Fat man, you don't feel right now. What are you thinking about? How can I become a star?" Xiao Yong was confused. He didn't know what was going on with Fatty. He just felt that what he said today was strange.
At this time, Yi Yongquan scratched the back of his head hard, looked at his phone, and said: "If you go to the city center and don't want to be a big star, then what are you doing there?
"Fat man, how do you think my life is now?" Xiao Yong did not answer Yi Yongquan's question, but asked Yi Yongquan in return.
"How is your life now?" Yi Yongquan was still confused and muttered a few words to himself, and said: "Brother Yong is very cool and free. When he is happy, he goes to school to attend classes. If the teacher is unhappy, he
Go online and your dad doesn’t care about you, it’s quite cool!”
"Am I so cowardly? What do you think of my future life?" Xiao Yong asked again.
"In the future? Well, I should become a big star! I've had enough fun and eaten enough!" Yi Yongquan said with a haggard look.
