"Bah! You, a fat woman, are still guarding the girls' dormitory, bah!" Xiao Lizi was not good at boxing and kicking, so he could only stand aside and accept the anger, feeling disgusted and uncomfortable.
"Bang!"
The pony stepped forward with his right foot, kicked off his left foot hard, and rushed towards the dormitory aunt like a cannonball. When he got close, he dismounted and punched with his right hand, directly greeting the fat face opposite.
"Agaga!"
The dormitory aunt stood there motionless, but a strange laugh came from her throat.
At this moment, Xiao Ma held on, and she didn't know when the dormitory aunt stretched out her big hand and lightly grabbed his fist. The hand she stretched out was clearly holding a mobile phone just now.
Such a fast speed, how did she do it?
Brother Yang took a breath. Today, he really met a master of love. Moreover, the other party has not summoned his own war beast, so the combat power is difficult to predict.
This time, the dormitory aunt did not loosen Xiao Ma's fist, let alone let him pull away, but increased the force a bit, and you could faintly hear the sound of the fist being broken.
"Boy, don't hit a woman in the face. Don't you know this?"
"Senior, please show your respect!" Brother Yang didn't want the good talent in the company to be wasted, so he was ready to stop it. Xiao Ma was also very strong-willed and held on. Even though his bones had reached the limit, he still didn't cry out in pain, but
Beads of sweat flowed down his neck and into Cheng's clothes one by one.
"Hahaha, you want to slap me in the face? Now you want to take advantage?" The expression on the face of the dormitory aunt changed drastically. She really listened to the other party's words and slowly raised her arm.
Suddenly, the pony's tears and snot mixed together, and he finally couldn't help but screamed "ah", a scream like a slaughtered pig, heartbreaking, and made the girls who were originally planning to watch move away.
, continue to watch...
"I told you to stop and stop being so shameless! You old, fat, ugly woman!"
Brother Yang waved his hands, and the white coat lifted up without any wind, and floated to the branches behind him. The aura erupting from his body increased nearly a hundred times.
His coat is not stained by dust and is made of special materials. When worn normally, it protects against cold and heat, and can also cover up the powerful aura that originally belongs to him. Because he has to suppress his power all the time, Brother Yang looks very tired.
He looked like he hadn't woken up.
Now that he had released his power, the refreshing feeling made him laugh.
"Is this all you can do?" the dormitory aunt said slowly, regardless of the other person's expression, she lightly released her right hand, and Xiao Ma collapsed to the ground and passed out.
When Xiao Lizi saw that Xiao Ma was out of danger, he originally wanted to pick him up, but when he saw his fist that turned into a sweet potato, he couldn't help but feel extremely frightened. He never thought that this woman would be so vicious and directly kill him.
His arm was crippled.
"Friends, today's dormitory guard battle will be very exciting. It's a rare event in ten years. I feel that Xiaomei performed well. I must brush 666 and rocket!"
The dormitory aunt didn't care at all about Brother Yang's distorted face. Instead, she placed her cell phone on a small table in a corner and started broadcasting live...
"The horse has jerked!"
Brother Yang uttered a curse word, and a samurai sword flashing cold light appeared in his hand, and then his momentum became even stronger: "Awaken, Carrot Pill!"
Before anyone could complain, the katana in his hand was wrapped in orange light, increased tenfold in size, turned into a giant carrot, and was caught in the owner's hand.
"Well, this radish is good, but it's a bit big and can't be stewed in one pot!"
The dormitory aunt said pretending to be regretful, and her hands quickly formed seals, and beautiful purple butterflies appeared around her. As the number of colorful butterflies increased, the body of the dormitory aunt also changed, becoming
More and more slender....
In about a minute of preparation time, the dormitory aunt has changed drastically. If it weren't for the fact that she was wearing a loose and familiar nightgown, no one would be able to connect this beautiful woman with the fat aunt before.
Colorful butterflies are flying around the beautiful woman. The dormitory aunt looks like she is 22 years old now. She has pink hair and a slender figure. Even if she is an international model, she is still a first-rate beauty.
"What? Won't you call me?"
The beautiful lady in charge of the dormitory was playing tricks on the pink butterflies beside her as she spoke, her beautiful eyes moving and making secret glances.
"I forgot to mention, my fighting beast is my own fat! I hope you can let me fight happily and consume all this excess fat, otherwise the three of you will never leave here standing upright today!"
The beautiful voice of the hostess was so beautiful, like a divine voice coming from heaven, that the fans on the phone screen immediately went crazy, and filled the screen with all kinds of gifts, and there was almost no barrage.
Barrage:???
"I don't want to hit women!"
Brother Yang planted his carrot beast on the ground and spoke with half-squinted eyes, very aloof and exuding a trace of loneliness.
When he first awakened, many women did throw themselves into his arms, but after learning that his war beast was a giant carrot, those women left him like crazy and spread terrible messages everywhere.
He fell into despair several times.
Even so, he still maintained one thing in his heart - not to hit women.
As for the two girls he wanted to catch today, it was just a mission, and he wouldn't take action himself. It would be up to Xiao Lizi and Xiao Ma...
The man who looked pretty strong before the meeting was deep in thought. The beautiful dormitory lady blew lightly, and a pink butterfly in front flew out. The speed was neither slow nor fast. Even ordinary people can easily use a tennis ball.
Shoot it down.
"Bang!"
After the pink butterfly touched the man, it exploded immediately, but the man still stuck the carrot on the ground and allowed her to attack without dodging.
"What a boring man! He probably doesn't have a girlfriend yet!"
"girlfriend!!!"
Hearing these three words, Brother Yang suddenly opened his eyes and said coldly: "Don't force me!"
"Okay, okay, Xiaomei, I am not the kind of unreasonable person. Come with me and have a fight, otherwise I am 100% sure that you will go to the school hospital to lie down for a hundred days!" The beautiful dormitory supervisor painted butterflies with her hands.
Circle, he said intentionally or unintentionally.
"I said, I don't hit women!" Brother Yang continued. He released his power just to scare the other party and make the other party retreat. But he didn't expect that the dormitory aunt was a great god, and she was
A very difficult god put him in a dilemma.
Carrot War Beast: What should I do?
"Hahaha, I keep saying that I don't hit women, but have you ever thought about your own strength? With your three-legged cat skills, if you can touch me, I will marry you!" The beautiful dormitory manager stood tall and slim, and breathed out fragrance.
.
"Uh, I'm going to say goodbye, sorry to bother you!"
After hearing what the other party said, Brother Yang's heart suddenly trembled. He pulled out his big carrot beast and ran away. As for his outstanding colleagues and other employees, he didn't want to worry about it.
