"What kind of rubbish? Why don't you stay in the bottom lane and grab the wild monsters from the top laner? You're stupid!"
The player controlling Gale Swordsman put down the mouse and typed out this sentence on the keyboard. However, no one responded to his remarks, so he had to give up.
When the Storm Swordsman was resurrected, the Prince of Demacia in the top lane was still squatting in the hot spring, thinking about his equipment. The two computer heroes on the opposite top lane were both physical attack types, but the skill of Hand of Noxus also came with
With a huge deceleration effect, he didn't know whether he should use the Ninja Boots first, the Mercury Boots, or the Light Boots.
At this moment, Song Yixue had finished sweeping the opponent's left half of the wild area and was rushing towards the middle, seemingly trying to capture the large wave of troops in the middle.
At this time, the Gale Sword Master Wandering Brother who occupied the middle lane was so furious that he didn't even have time to buy equipment. He ran directly outside without touching the ground: "Sand Sword Master, get away, don't eat my troops!"
He entered the chat message but did not stop, and kept sending warning prompts towards the middle road, causing chaos on the mini map.
"Why!"
Song Yixue sighed in her heart, stopped in the grass and chose to return to the city, letting Annie, the daughter of darkness, rush into the defense tower with the large wave of soldiers.
"System prompt: Friendly defense tower has been destroyed!"
"..."
"Brother Wanderer, what did you do? You lost the tower to a computer girl?"
The prince of Demacia, who was still squatting in the hot spring thinking about his equipment, laughed out loud, thinking that he alone in the top lane did not lose a tower against two big guys with claws, but Yasuo in the mid lane lost a defensive tower.
"Shut up, you idiot, how dare you talk to me? If you don't go out yet, you're going to explode if you hit the road!"
Gale Swordsman Wandering Brother immediately retorted, he really encountered a ghost today. The computer hero Annie on the opposite side was very wrong. He usually used some small skills to replenish troops, but whenever he stepped forward to replenish troops, all kinds of skills were thrown at his face, too much
On time.
"I want you to take care of me, you hot chick being pushed to the ground and rubbed by a computer girl doll, you're going to have sex!"
The Demacia prince Wan Huang Dadi started to complain. He didn't expect that his friend would say nasty things to him. Naturally, he thought that such a friend was not worth it!
"If we break up with each other, we'll break up with you, you idiot!" Swift Wind Swordsman Wandering Brother immediately shouted back. He was ready to smash the keyboard, but after thinking about it, he quickly suffered a loss, so he gave up smashing the keyboard and continued the game.
"Hey, that's good. You dare to fight me? Your wings are strong, right?" The top laner, the Prince of Demacia, pulled him under the defense tower and kept sending messages in the chat channel.
"There's really nothing I can do about you, you piece of shit. Go and see my record for yourself, you're a piece of trash!" Gale Swordsman didn't show any weakness at all, he immediately put down the mouse and used the keyboard to fight back.
"Hey, do you still have a temper? If I hadn't killed you every time, you would have had such a good record. What a useless piece of shit!"
“Hot chicken, hot chicken!”
“Hot chicken....”
"..."
These two people turned against each other, with murderous looks on their faces, but they also knew how long it had been before they posted the word "hot chicken" on the public screen. The fate master and the soul lock warden, who were originally harmoniously fighting minions, really couldn't stand it.
Went down.
"Do you two still want to win? What's the point of arguing across the computer screen? It's better to just have a fight!"
"Oh, two grown men know how to use the most squirting. It really embarrasses us men. Please be more direct and stop being annoying!"
"Get out of your brother-in-law, what does it have to do with you two that we two brothers are quarreling?" the Demacian prince yelled strangely from above, not paying attention to the others at all.
"Bad chicken, I don't want to be a brother with a hot chicken!" The middle-of-the-road swordsman, Wandering Brother, looked disgusted and quickly distanced himself from the relationship in the channel. From the moment of the scolding, he broke off with the other party in his heart.
relationship.
After listening to the words of the Gale Swordsman, the player controlling the Demacia prince suddenly laughed wildly: "Interesting, I think you don't want to win!"
"Get out of here, brother-in-law. He's no different than you. Even if you quit the game, it doesn't matter!" Gale Swordsman Wandering Brother continued to taunt. Ever since he broke off the relationship with this guy, one more look at him makes him feel sick. He wishes he could get away.
.
"killing spree!"
"System prompt: The friendly hero died in battle. The computer Noxus defeated the Prince of Demacia in the Yellow Land and received 300 gold coins. He assisted Galen, the power of Demacia, and received 150 gold coins!"
"Bad chicken, the Noxians are killing you on the way, you piece of trash!" Wandering Brother, the Storm Swordsman, saw that Wanhuang Dadi was killed again, and he taunted again.
"I am willing, what's wrong?"
"..."
At this moment, Song Yixue, who had already cleared the left half of the jungle area on the computer, chose to go back to the city. After buying equipment and going out, she suddenly heard such a system prompt and saw a conversation between her teammates.
"Alas!" Song Yixue couldn't help but sigh, and glanced towards the road again. But at this time, the computer hero Noxus' hand had almost full health, and it was stepping on the prince's body to split the tower.
There are almost all kinds of poses, and the picture is full of charm.
Now that the outer tower has fallen, the opponent is attacking their top two tower. Fortunately, the soldiers are quick to support them, otherwise the second tower would not be able to hold on for long.
Judging from the situation just now, the Demacia prince most likely gave it away without any resistance, hoping to make the game more difficult for everyone.
Due to the jungle clearing during this period, Song Yixue not only upgraded to the Berserker Shin Boots, but also directly upgraded to the Greedy Hydra. Now she also has the blood-sucking effects of the Greedy Hydra and the Vampire Scepter. Although he cannot compete with
He fought with the hands of Noxus, but he was able to fight in the jungle without any damage.
Walking to the territory of the wolf monster, Song Yixue raised her long sword and slashed, and immediately used the Q skill Alpha to attack, and then the active effect of the Greedy Hydra was triggered. Even if these wolves had been upgraded and strengthened, they could easily accept these three monsters.
He is a wolf and gets very good economic income.
Next, she plans to take away the enemy creeps who come to attack, allowing the defensive tower to hold on longer, buying time for her teammates to attack the opponent's second tower in the bottom lane.
According to the settings of the computer player, the recall skill cannot be used when the health value is higher than 20%, so the Hand of Noxus and Garen have not gone back to buy equipment for the time being, which does not pose a great threat to him.
Not only that, if the prince of Demacia comes to kill the computer later, he might be able to fish in troubled waters and develop a lot.
"Alpha Strikes!"
With her current attack power, she could instantly kill five minions with one skill, and the remaining long-range minions only needed one sword to successfully protect the defense tower.
At this time, the computer hero Hand of Noxus and the Power of Demacia Galen were stunned for a moment. They did not continue to attack the defense tower, but waited for the next wave of minions to attack.
