Seeing him like this, Gao Yamei couldn't help but yell: "Oh, a man who lives like you is just drunk! If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, hurry up!"
"Puff! Puff~" The monkey man stuck out his butt and immediately let out two big smelly farts.
"It's disgusting, it's really disgusting! Xiaoxue, don't stop me, I'm going to slap him to death!" Gao Yamei suddenly became angry again. She didn't expect this guy to be so obedient. He actually farted after being told to fart. It was so embarrassing.
They take it seriously.
"Forget it, forget it, it's difficult for people to control their bodies when they are extremely scared. It's already good that he doesn't have incontinence!" Song Yixue stopped Gao Yamei and helped explain.
Seeing that Song Yixue seemed to be really speaking for him, Monkey Man sat up embarrassedly and said, "Actually, I haven't done anything bad, I'm just a bit of an otaku. As for the things that otakus like to do, I'm really embarrassed.
explain!"
"Uh? What are you embarrassed about?" Song Yixue asked with a frown.
"You are all beautiful girls, I'm afraid it will affect my image..." Monkey Man said shyly, rubbing his hands continuously.
"It doesn't matter. You have no image anyway. It doesn't matter what you say. It's best not to waste our time." Gao Yamei said in a condescending voice.
"Of course, I'm just a boy who loves to play computer games. I really haven't done anything bad..." the man said very seriously.
Upon hearing this, Song Yixue observed his expression and eyes again: "You don't seem to be lying, so why did you attack our companions?"
"This... is a mission. As long as I can defeat a League of Legends player, I can let the monkey evolve and upgrade!" The man explained forcefully and let the golden monkey come out.
"Where did you get the mission?"
Monkey Man's words made Song Yixue frown, because the amount of information contained in his words was too great.
"It told me!" The monkey man reached out and touched the golden-haired monkey in his arms, and answered honestly.
"This monkey? You're talking nonsense..." Gao Yamei still wanted to speak, but Song Yixue interrupted her with her hand and had to step aside.
Song Yixue observed the golden-haired monkey in the man's hand, and then asked: "Are you sure about the message... mission that this monkey sent you?"
"Well, if you lie to beautiful women, I will be your grandson!" the boy answered extremely seriously.
"So, how did you get this golden-haired monkey?" Song Yixue nodded to express her belief in what he said, and asked for further questions.
"I won't hide this from you beauties. It's strange to say that this monkey is my pet in the game. I got it after I had a strange dream one night not long ago!"
The man tried hard to remember, his attitude was very sincere.
"What kind of strange dream is this?"
Song Yixue thought about the dream she had not long ago and asked curiously.
"Well, it's very strange to say. The scene in the dream was that I was picking peaches on the tree. I was picking peaches when I suddenly met a golden monkey. The monkey asked to accompany me to pick peaches. That's how I started picking peaches for the first time.
I woke up the next day and had it!”
The man stroked the golden-haired monkey in his arms with one hand and tried very hard to recreate the experience of the dream at that time.
"Picking peaches... This is indeed an interesting story and an interesting dream!" Song Yixue nodded and said, but then an idea flashed in her mind and asked: "What is your name? Are you a student in this school?
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As soon as Song Yixue finished speaking, everyone was stunned for a moment, feeling that she had taken a liking to this pretty boy. It was not like she was interrogating, but checking her household registration.
"Ah! This..." The man looked panicked, as if he had seen a terrifying monster.
"What's wrong?" Song Yixue looked around a few times, but didn't see anything strange.
"I don't know what my name is, but it feels so familiar here! I seem to have lost my memory..." The man suddenly hugged his head and shook it like crazy.
A minute later, the man suddenly let go and then fell on his back: "Ah, I really can't remember!"
"Well... it seems that our efforts were in vain. This guy seems to have really lost his memory!" Gao Yamei came closer, with a trace of doubt on her face.
"Not entirely, at least we learned more about the situation, and I think his amnesia has a lot to do with that monkey." Song Yixue analyzed it, and for some reason, she actually felt a little sympathy for this guy.
When Gao Yamei heard this, she became even more confused: "Xiaoxue, don't lie, doesn't he still remember a lot of things? Maybe he is lying to gain sympathy."
"I think someone used this monkey to control him... Of course, I can't say control. It just changed some of his cognitions and allowed him to move freely." Song Yixue put forward her own opinion when there was not enough evidence.
, she didn’t dare to confirm.
"This is too outrageous. Looking at him like that...it doesn't look like he is being controlled!" Gao Yamei glanced at the other sisters and said slowly.
"Then why can these war beasts be turned into experience cards?" Song Yixue asked again.
"Well...I don't know, maybe it's some black technology." Gao Yamei reluctantly responded and looked at the others. At this time, Liu Guoguo and Liu Zhenzhen were rubbing Chen Meimei's legs and couldn't provide any opinions.
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Song Yixue stood up straight and said: "Forget it, let's collect this monkey first. The information also said that as long as the war beast is recovered, they will forget the relevant memories."
"Well, this is the only way at the moment. Do you want me to help hold down that disgusting ghost later?" Gao Yamei said with some disgust.
"It shouldn't be necessary. His mentality is broken now. He won't feel anything in a short time. It's not difficult to collect that monkey!" Song Yixue took out the bracelet and pressed the special button on it to activate the recycling of the bracelet.
Function.
At the beginning, Song Yixue always thought that the bracelet was just a communication tool and could be used as a locator at most. As the level of the studio increased, the permissions she now obtained also increased.
For example, this recycling function can be used as long as the target is in a low mental state. It can easily recycle the opponent's battle beast and forcefully cut off the connection between the enemy and the battle beast.
Of course, the current stage is only suitable for summoned war beasts, and has no effect on those recalled war beasts, and it requires the owner to be mentally fatigued to use it.
At present, the monkey man's mentality has collapsed and he has entered the state of a great sage with no desires and demands. In this case, his control is the lowest and he can easily take away the opponent's monkey.
"Hmm~~"
When the man's golden-haired monkey was taken away, his heart moved. The moment of fainting made him unable to bear it and he fell asleep. After the connection between the monkey and its owner was forcibly cut off, it slowly lost its vitality and finally turned into a human.
