Immortal Zhang lost his moral integrity after drinking at a banquet to celebrate his promotion. He was severely punished by the Heavenly Palace and severely sentenced to be deprived of his immortal status for life.
Pulse, then expelled from the Nantianmen, falling straight down towards the mortal world.
No one among the immortals in heaven interceded for him. It was true that the world was so hot and cold, and the immortal's heart was so cold.
Taishang Laojun, I have been serving you for so many years, fanning the flames day and night, boiling medicine and making elixirs, and having three festivals and two birthdays every year. When did I fail to kowtow and give gifts?
Taibai Jinxing, the whisk you couldn't put down was given to you by me. How many days and nights, I risked being beheaded, and I secretly picked out the tails of many celestial horses to give you such a unique whisk. It's your uncle's, I have no credit for it.
There is also hard work.
Tota King Li, you are the most unkind person. When you went to the toilet, you still didn’t forget to show off, but you forgot who helped you pass the toilet paper...
The more he thought about it, the more miserable and angry he became, and he roared from the bottom of his heart.
I opened my eyes and saw a ray of light. Flying sword? No! How can a flying sword be square? What kind of fairy magic weapon is this? Guangchengzi's heaven-shaking seal? I dodge! Zhang Chi wants to make a dodge action, but his movements are obviously unable to keep up.
Thinking.p~i~a…pia…(:⊙＿⊙;)…
The white mist flew up, powder particles scattered in all directions, and Zhang Chi was hit firmly in the face by this magic weapon. Fortunately, he was thick-skinned enough and didn't feel any pain. He was only choked by the white smoke and coughed twice in succession, and there was a burst of laughter from around him.
Only then did Zhang Chi realize that he was sitting in a square, bright room, surrounded by a group of boys and girls wearing strange clothes and strange hairstyles.
What just hit me on the face was a palm-sized felt eraser, filled with white powder, and it was this thing that made me choke.
Zhang Chi blinked his small eyes, and there were still gold stars in front of his eyes. A series of numerical values suddenly appeared in his mind. Facial defense was 10,000. For a while, he still couldn't figure out what concept this series of numbers represented. When he used his brain to think about this problem,
At the same time, another series of values appeared, the main body IQ was negative 250.
"Zhang Chi! Stand up!" The teacher screamed as if her neck had been stepped on. Even though she was wearing a thousand-degree glasses, her technique and strength were perfectly controlled. In this fifty-square-meter classroom, ordinary people
Every attack he made was never missed, and he always hit the mark. Of course, ninety-nine of the hundred attacks would fall on Zhang Chi.
Zhang Chi blinked his eyes again, looking confused. The first thing he thought of was, couldn't this be a trap? Those immortals deliberately set up a trap to deceive themselves?
"Did you hear me asking you to stand up?"
Like a little monkey, my deskmate quietly patted my flabby thighs under the desk and whispered: "Stand up quickly, Teacher Sun is really angry."
He was advised to have a full meal. After all, he had just arrived and he still didn’t know whether this was the human world or the demon world. He would patiently observe the situation first. Teachers are dignified. Zhang Chi has always respected the teacher, so he stood up quickly.
Only then did he notice that his height had shortened a lot, and the majestic seven-foot man was now only five feet.
His body was obviously a lot bloated, and he turned into a miserable fat man. When he stood up, his belly accidentally hit the desk, and the table legs rubbed against the ground, making a harsh sound. No matter how he was born, he was considered a blessing in misfortune.
Teacher Sun pointed to the equation on the blackboard: "Did you pay attention to the lecture? Did you listen to what I was talking about?"
Zhang Chi opened his eyes wide and opened his mouth wide. There were so many crosses and circles written on them like ghost drawings. He didn't understand what they meant.
"I know you don't understand, but I really don't know why you are so unsatisfied? I can ignore you when you sleep in class, but you snore and grind your teeth. What's more, you talk in your sleep and affect other students' learning. Are you doing this?
The senior year of high school graduation is the most critical stage in life. All the students are working hard to review, but you can still sleep in class. You are giving up on yourself, can you please stop affecting others?"
Zhang Chi realized that he had come to a completely unfamiliar environment and became a completely strange person. Except for the name Zhang Chi, he could no longer find anything in common with the past.
However, he has always been his strong point in dealing with people and adapting to circumstances. A good man will not suffer the consequences of his immediate situation. He must act when he should be cowering. He bowed deeply and said: "I'm sorry, teacher, I was wrong. I failed you."
I'm sorry for my expectations!"
Emotional intelligence is 250. It seems that 250 is my lucky number, Zhang Chi said silently in his heart.
Seeing his sincere attitude, Teacher Sun lost some of her anger. She sighed: "Sit down and reflect on it."
Zhang Chi raised his fat hand, wiped the drool from his cheek, and sat down. Unexpectedly, the seat was empty. He sat down on the ground. His bloated body knocked over the tables and chairs. Naturally, there was a lot of movement. This time, the whole room was filled with people.
Laughing loudly, Zhang Chi's anger level instantly soared to 250, and it was 250 again. He clearly remembered that the chair was behind him just now. There was no need to ask whether it was his deskmate who was like a little monkey who deliberately plotted against him. What a shame, you have such a small body.
I can slap you out of Nantianmen with one slap.
When Zhang Chi was about to get up and slap him, he saw that his attack power was 0. That's right, his attack power was actually 0. What made him even more depressed was that his body's defense power was 1. This
The defense power of body and face is 9999 points lower. God, you are playing with me, can you try to be more balanced? Zhang Chi weighed his current strength in his heart. A good man will not suffer the loss in front of him. How dare he not bow his head under the roof of others?
Bear with me, let’s figure out the situation before we talk.
"Zhang Chi, what's going on? Is Hou Boping teasing you?" Teacher Sun asked loudly.
Zhang Chi rubbed his butt that was hurt by the fall. The defense of this butt was indeed much worse than that of his face. Although his anger level was soaring, his high emotional intelligence, which he had practiced for thousands of years, actually controlled his emotions well and stood up from the ground.
, said with a smile: "I was not careful and did not do his business." A miracle happened, his EQ value rose to 251, and his IQ became -249.
Hou Boping was obviously feeling guilty and looked at him quietly. Also looking at Zhang Chi with strange eyes were the group of classmates. A hazy halo lit up in Zhang Chi's heart. The charm value was -10,000, and the five digits immediately turned into four digits.
,—9999, Damn! Am I so charming? As soon as I had this idea, my IQ instantly returned to -250, dual quotient online, great leverage!
Zhang Chi was absent-minded throughout the afternoon. He tried hard to collect all available information, but because he was always in class, most of the time he could only look for information in the messy desk. He found a worn denim wallet and rummaged through it.
After giving out a few meal tickets and crumpled ten-yuan notes, what surprised him most was a hard card with a resident ID card printed on the back and his photo and current detailed personal information on the front.
The name and gender are both correct, but the photo is too ugly. Although he was not handsome in the past, he could still be considered pretty. Now, he is doing well. Being fat has ruined everything. What makes him most depressed is his height. He is simply shorter than before.
What a surprise! In the past, in heaven, there were jade trees standing in the wind, overlooking the existence of all sentient beings, but now everyone basically looks up, the perspective is different, and the world they see is completely different.
After finally getting through school in the afternoon, Zhang Chi began to face another question. What is his identity now? Who are his parents? How many brothers and sisters are there? Everything is difficult at the beginning. A living person cannot be suffocated to death by peeing. Zhang Chi decided to follow the above steps first.
If you want to go home to a certain address, you must at least have a place to sleep and eat.
While packing his schoolbag, his deskmate put a note on his back without him paying attention. As soon as he succeeded, he heard an angry voice scolding: "Hou Boping, what are you doing? Bullying Zhang Chi again?"
Hou Boping was startled. Zhang Chi raised his head and saw a tall and thin boy walking towards them. He stared at Hou Boping angrily. He came to Zhang Chi and reached out to help him pull the note off his back.
When I came down, there was a turtle drawn on the note, and four insulting words for Ninja Turtles were written on it.
Zhang Chi is not a temperless person, and he was even more resentful after being demoted from the heavenly palace to the earth. However, he had just suffered a big loss, and now he was in a strange place. Reason told him to understand the situation before making a decision, and not to be blindly impulsive.
Hou Boping said disdainfully: "Zhou Liangmin, you are nosy."
Zhou Liangmin glared at him and said: "Stop bullying others." He said to Zhang Chi: "Zhang Chi, ignore him, let's go home."
