Xiao Jiujiu said: "My aunt's car, she went abroad to study, I will drive it first. Which big star have you seen driving a Beetle?"
Zhang Chi looked at the front and then at the back: "It's blocked!"
Xiao Jiujiu said: "The capital is like this. It's bound to be jammed at this point. It's raining so heavily. I came out to pick you up and there was a big traffic jam. Am I sincere enough?"
Zhang Chi said: "What did you just say on the phone?"
Xiao Jiujiu knew that he was mentioning her apology to her, so she smiled and said: "You can kill someone with just a nod, and it's almost done. Don't get cheap and be good, a grown man is as minded as a sesame seed."
Zhang Chi laughed: "I'm a little confused, why do you suddenly believe me?"
Xiao Jiujiu said: "Anyway, I've found out clearly. This matter has nothing to do with you." The Beetle was stuck in place motionless, and the wiper swung back and forth from left to right, making a little strange noise, which made people panic. It's a minor problem of German cars.
Just a lot.
Xiao Jiujiu finally told the truth. The cause of the incident was that her brother Xiao Chunan recovered after applying plaster. Liu Baozhu got the news from him. Xiao Jiujiu found out that his brother was playing with the newly bought Lego, which made him suspicious.
, after doing this for a long time, he betrayed himself.
Zhang Chi was not surprised and reminded her with a smile: "Your brother must be educated well, otherwise in the future..." Xiao Chunan is the most annoying child he has ever seen.
Xiao Jiujiu interrupted him and said, "I'm giving you some face, right? You don't have to worry about my family's affairs."
"Yeah, I'm too lazy to care. When you get cheated by him in the future, you will regret not listening to the old man."
Still stuck in the traffic jam, Xiao Jiujiu was idle, checking in on that cheeky face with angry eyes, but Zhang Chi didn't feel any anger at all. Xiao Jiujiu suddenly laughed: "Do you think he just cheated me?"
ah?"
Zhang Chi said: "You can't trick me anyway."
Xiao Jiujiu said: "You think you are very smart? There is something I forgot to tell you. There is surveillance in the living room of my uncle's house."
When Immortal Zhang heard this, he suddenly turned to stone. I'm sorry, Xiao Jiujiu, you are bad enough. Why didn't you remind me earlier?
Recalling the scene when he separated Xiao Jiujiu and the nanny, and then threatened Xiao Chunan, this guy was a little scared, fearing that the dean of the department would know about it.
He quickly apologized and said with a smile: "Please help me delete it."
Xiao Jiujiu sighed and said: "It's too late, I don't know what you did at that time, but my aunt has to check the surveillance video at home every day to see her precious son, and the result... ho ho!"
Zhang Chi felt bad all over. Oh my god, now I finally understand why he suddenly asked me to report in early, arranged for me to be a volunteer, and even arranged for me to use a basement as a dormitory. It turned out that Director Xiao was avenging himself.
The car in front finally started to move. Xiao Jiujiu followed the car in front and glanced at him. He found that he was emotionally stable and full of energy. It was a bit strange that he hadn't hit him yet. This guy's psychological quality was too strong.
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Zhang Chi asked innocently: "Where are you taking me to masturbate?"
Xiao Jiujiu frowned and felt disgusted. Foreigners should not force themselves to integrate into the local area so quickly. Painting tigers is not anti-dog. What do you mean where to go? Is it good to play with skewers!
She wanted to correct this guy, but she immediately considered the possibility that this guy is not a good person. He has so many ideas and is cunning. He simply said this on purpose. Oh my God! How could I be so careless and let a person
Dangerous people with bad intentions got into my car.
Don't American horror movies often have plots like this? This guy actually looks a bit like a crazy man when he laughs.
Although Xiao Jiujiu thought so, she was not afraid at all. She and Zhang Chi had already had a profound confrontation. Although the last confrontation ended in her defeat, she also mastered a big killer weapon.
My uncle is Zhang Chi's department chair. No matter how clever you are, you can't escape my uncle's five-finger mountain. No matter how bad your intentions are, you can't touch me with just one finger.
The scar was healed and she forgot about the pain. She also forgot about the fracture of her ulna two days ago when she was hit by this guy's big face.
Xiao Jiujiu definitely didn't mean to misunderstand Zhang Chi. Zhang Chi is a rotten guy. There is nothing in the world that cannot be solved by a barbecue. Isn't Xiao Jiujiu treating himself to barbecue just to apologize? Just apologizing for a misunderstanding.
, it seems unnecessary, and it doesn’t fit her character.
Xiao Jiujiu took Zhang Chi to a barbecue restaurant called BBQ Life. It sounded a bit profound, but Zhang Chi thought the name was too pretentious. Barbecue is just barbecue. What does life have to do with it?
Do you know what barbecue life is? I have been burning fires in front of the Qiankun Furnace in Tushita Palace for hundreds of years. I dare not say that I have a thorough understanding of life. How can I understand life after just one barbecue? Shit!
The barbecue restaurant was too clean, and there was no smoke and smoke from ordinary barbecue restaurants. Xiao Jiujiu called in advance to reserve a seat.
Zhang Chi followed her into the small cubicle. It didn't feel open enough. It was too clean and there was no smoke and smoke, so the feeling of masturbating was lost. When eating barbecue, the masturbation feeling is very important. This shop will not be open for long!
Xiao Jiujiu said: "Just order whatever you want to eat. I'm treating you tonight. There won't be a restaurant like this in this village." After saying that, she laughed and said, "Maybe I'll meet an acquaintance again today to help with the order."
Zhang Chi smiled and said: "That's a good idea. I don't know many people in the capital, and I don't have such a big face. How can anyone pay the bill for me? But you, a big star, have so many fans, so you might be able to help me pay the bill, right?"
, do you have any illegitimate meals?"
Xiao Jiujiu glanced at him and said, "Don't be rude to me. I'm a poor student just like you. I'm not a big star. I still have the nerve to say that you ruined my great stardom." In this case.
In fact, she still hasn't completely let go.
Zhang Chi said happily: "It's okay, gold will always shine. You are so handsome, and the nymphomaniac directors in the entertainment industry will find you sooner or later."
"Go away! Is your skin itchy?" Xiao Jiujiu scolded with a smile. He felt relaxed when he was with Zhang Chi. After all, they were of the same age, and this guy's mouth was particularly amusing.
Zhang Chi flipped through the menu and handed it back to Xiao Jiujiu: "You order it. People in big cities have so many ways to eat barbecue. I have difficulty choosing."
Xiao Jiujiu ordered a few specialties. When placing the order, Zhang Chi said to the waiter: "Add two skewers of lamb balls and four skewers of oiled kidneys."
I originally wanted to bake some lamb whip or something, but I didn't want Xiao Jiujiu to think that I was too mean, so I'd better be a gentleman.
Xiao Jiujiu said in her heart that you are holding it back, right? A girl and I went out to have barbecue, and deliberately ordered these things to embarrass me, but thinking about it, it was all down to me. I took the initiative to invite him here, and said that he would
He just ordered it.
Forget it, he doesn’t eat it by himself anyway, he eats whatever he likes and takes whatever supplements he likes. In this regard, Xiao Jiujiu is quite generous.
Zhang Chi smiled: "It's delicious!"
Xiao Jiujiu was smart enough not to answer: "What to drink?"
“Let’s get some draft beer!”
Xiao Jiujiu asked for a glass of freshly squeezed juice.
After the drinks were served, Xiao Jiujiu took the initiative to raise his glass and clink it with Zhang Chi: "I'm sorry, I scolded you wrongly today."
Zhang Chi said with a smile: "It's okay, I'm too big-hearted and I won't bear any grudge against you. If such a beautiful girl invites me to dinner every day, I won't mind being scolded by you every day."
Xiao Jiujiu smiled and was very charming. What this guy said was quite pleasant.
Gudu! Zhang Chi took a sip of beer, picked up a bunch of sheep balls, and licked half of them in one gulp. It tasted really good.
Xiao Jiujiu said: "What did Liang Xiuyuan say when she saw you that day?"
Zhang Chi knew that her motives for inviting him to dinner were not that simple, and any apology was just a pretense. Zhang Chi put down his wine glass and said, "You want to know so much, why don't you just ask her directly?"
Xiao Jiujiu said: "Can she tell me the truth?"
Zhang Chi said: "I may not tell you the truth."
Xiao Jiujiu laughed: "You are quite a good person. I feel more at ease with you than with her."
Zhang Chi said: "You gave me a good person card as soon as you came up. Doesn't it imply that I must not have any ideas about you?"
Xiao Jiujiu said: "I can't stop you from whatever idea you have, but I can stop myself." She narrowed her clear eyes and looked at Zhang Chi and said, "Don't you have a girlfriend?"
Zhang Chi said: "Girlfriends are not lifelong."
Xiao Jiujiu's eyes suddenly widened, like a cat seeing a mouse, and then he clenched his teeth exaggeratedly and squeezed out two words from the gap between the two rows of white and neat teeth.
"Scumbag!"
Zhang Chi said: "Generally speaking, a beautiful woman has a higher chance of meeting a scumbag."
Xiao Jiujiu nodded in deep agreement: "I agree with this, and I'd like to toast you."
The two clinked glasses, and Zhang Chi added: "Especially beauties with low IQs have a higher chance of meeting a scumbag!"
Xiao Jiujiu knew that he was hurting her, but she didn't get angry. She calmly countered: "Is there something wrong with your girlfriend's IQ?" You have to be very energetic when talking to this guy, which gives you the thrill of competition.
Zhang Chi said with a smile: "What do you think? Girls who are admitted to Shuimu will have problems with their IQs as the top science students in Yannan Province?"
Xiao Jiujiu couldn't see him being so arrogant: "Haha, that means he has low emotional intelligence, otherwise he would be deceived by you!"
Zhang Chi said: "Xiao Jiujiu, if you look at me from the perspective of a normal woman, what do you think of me?"
Xiao Jiujiu was about to answer, but Zhang Chi interrupted her again: "You'd better not answer, you have a mental problem."
Xiao Jiujiu had the urge to grab an iron drill and poke him: "You are the only one with mental problems."
Zhang Chi nodded and said: "How did you tell? I have a mental problem, inherited from my ancestors, or I became an orphan."
Xiao Jiujiu actually believed it when he heard this: "Your parents are gone?"
Zhang Chi sighed and said: "Not only my parents, but also my grandfather, grandma, grandpa and grandma are all gone. I am the only one lucky enough to be alive."
Xiao Jiujiu bit her lip, a little scared, but still a little curious: "How did you die?"
Zhang Chi said: "It's all because of my dad!"
"Ah!" Xiao Jiujiu was so frightened that she covered her mouth and imagined a terrifying scene in her mind of a man who looked like Zhang Zi holding a kitchen knife covered in blood and showing an eerie smile: "You mean your dad..."
Zhang Chi knew from her suddenly bloodless face that her mind was wandering. In fact, Xiao Jiujiu was not to blame for this, he had deliberately led her into the ditch from the beginning.
Since he doesn't mind doing a full set of acting, this guy nodded with a sad look on his face, and then said: "Don't mention it, I'm not even in the mood to eat." He took off a big waist in one gulp, and it was like tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons.
Beer has bottomed out again.
"Boss, give me another shot!"
Xiao Jiujiu was really in no mood to eat. She looked at the neatly arranged iron drills in front of this guy. They were densely packed and had a cold light on their tips, which made her shudder. It's strange, I didn't have trypophobia in the past.
Looking at Zhang Chi on the other side, I felt that this guy's smile had become eerie and scary, as if he might grab an iron pick and poke it in his face at any time.
Xiao Jiujiu began to think about the next scene. If this guy suddenly went crazy and grabbed an iron pick to stab himself, he should strike first and splash his face with a drink, and then hit him hard with a glass.
head on.
Suddenly Zhang Chi picked up a meat skewer and poked it at her. Xiao Jiujiu reacted quickly and immediately leaned back, grabbing the drink cup and preparing to fight back. Fortunately, he reacted in time and Zhang Chi took the initiative to hand her a meat skewer.
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Zhang Chi looked at Xiao Jiujiu, who was overreacting, and said with a bad smile: "Do you want to pour a drink on me, and then hit me on the head with a glass?"
Xiao Jiujiu guessed what he was thinking, and her pretty face became a little hot: "A villain's heart should be used to judge a gentleman's heart." His heart was still full of wariness. This guy had a hereditary mental illness in his family, and his father had wiped out his whole family.
Oh my god, why should I invite him to dinner, and also in a place where murder weapons are provided? What if he goes crazy and attacks me, what if he scratches my face? When a woman is in danger, the first thing she thinks of is
What I wanted to do was not to save my life, but to avoid being disfigured by bad guys.
The waiter brought a beer, and Xiao Jiujiu wanted to run away. He didn't expect that there was such a big risk in eating. The more he looked at this guy, the more abnormal his smile became. He was really a bit neurotic.
Zhang Chi felt Xiao Jiujiu's sudden low pressure and said deliberately: "Why don't you eat? You have a bad appetite?"
"Bad mood!"
Will eating barbecue face to face with a mental illness make you feel better?
Zhang Chi said: "Why don't you ask me what happened at home?"
Xiao Jiujiu shook his head hurriedly: "I don't like to spy on other people's private parts." She raised her wrist and looked at the time. This was a hint to Zhang Chi. Let's leave when you're full. I won't let you get in the car no matter what you say later.
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On a rainy night, Beetle, a widow, and an orphan. This man is still mentally ill. His father wiped out his entire family. He doesn't dare to think about it anymore.
Zhang Chi said: "It's only been fifteen minutes. Why do I feel so close to you? I want to tell you about it. I've been holding this in my heart for many years."
Xiao Jiujiu said in her heart that I don't get along with you. I dare you to treat me as a recycling bin. I don't want to hear what you want to say. It's too scary. If I listen to what you say, I will have a psychological shadow.
It's easy for you to pour it out. If I can't empty it out, your negative things will stay in my body forever. Those bloody past events must not become my lingering nightmare?
Xiao Jiujiu quickly stopped him and said, "Everyone has a secret. It's better not to tell anyone about your secret."
Zhang Chi said: "Not to mention that I feel uncomfortable, I have to find someone to share it with, right?"
Xiao Jiujiu cursed in his heart for sharing the burden with you, you big-headed devil, why should I share the burden with you? I am neither your classmate, nor your friend, nor your relative, nor your wife, so why should you ask me to share the burden?
But after all, she was the one who invited people over today, so she had to maintain a minimum of courtesy. Xiao Jiujiu said: "I'm not a psychology major. Well, I know a psychiatrist..."
"I just want to tell you!"
Xiao Jiujiu was going crazy. I didn't want to hear it. I really wanted to put a switch on his ears. No, I should put a switch on his mouth so that he could keep all those shocking and bloody experiences in his stomach.
