Chapter 218 The dispute over the right to excretion
Children in kindergarten might be able to find a place in the corner behind a tree in the bushes, but they are all college students from the top universities in the country. It is daytime and the rooftop is locked. Their quality determines that they must abide by the rules at the moment.
It's a college student, but it's just an ordinary person. Who's shameless in broad daylight?
Hong Sicheng felt unfair and wronged by these classmates. He suppressed his anger and came to the communication room: "Uncle Qin, go and open the bathroom door."
Uncle Qin pretended to be deaf and dumb and said: "What?"
Hong Sicheng approached him and said, "Uncle, please open the toilet door and let the students go to the toilet."
Uncle Qin lowered his voice and said, "The keys have been taken away by Zhang Chi. He is waiting for you in the small garden outside."
Hong Sicheng turned around and strode outside.
Lying on a chair in the small garden, I was reading the news. There is a public network here, and the mobile phone signal is much stronger than in the basement. The air is fresh, the sunset is warm, the garden is filled with books, and I am carefree.
They all say that the heaven is wonderful, the gods are happy and carefree, and how many tears are shed on the way to success... Nothing compares to our little life now, which is prosperous and getting better and better.
The sunlight was blocked by someone. Zhang Chi raised his head and saw a trapezoidal face. Hong Sicheng came to find him.
Zhang Chi stretched and sat up, and greeted with a smile: "Hong Bu, you are here."
Hong Sicheng looked livid and asked condescendingly: "What are you doing? Who gave you the power to do this?"
"You!"
Hong Sicheng became angry. This guy really regarded himself as a piece of cake: "You are a health supervisor, not an administrator! You have no right to close the bathroom. You are infringing on the personal rights of other students!"
Zhang Chi was so happy that this product actually went online.
"Bu Hong, you really know how to take a seat. Sit down first. I feel bad about letting the leader stand."
Hong Sicheng said sit down and sit down. Why am I afraid that you are a new student? I immediately masturbated your health supervisor. He said angrily: "Don't bother me. Go back and open all the toilet doors for me now."
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Zhang Chi said: "What's the rush? It's not like I can't say anything."
Hong Sicheng's eyes widened: "You little classmate has a problem with your thinking! You don't realize the serious nature of this matter at all. Now I am here to help put out the fire. If I hadn't persuaded the classmates not to make the matter bigger, they
The problem has been reported to the school. Once the school intervenes, things will be troublesome. Then you will not be able to bear the consequences. Do you want to be punished as soon as you enter school?" He began to threaten Zhang Zhang.
Immortal Zhang smiled slightly and said, "You can't scare me with my Taoism." He took out a piece of paper and handed it to Hong Sicheng.
Hong Sicheng took it and looked at it. It was the rectification notice he had previously issued to them. The wording was very strict, requiring them to make rectifications immediately. The key rectification areas included rooftops, bathrooms, etc...
Zhang Chi said: "Is this rectification notice issued to me alone or to all the students in Building 13?"
"Of course it's all of you! What? You don't think I'm targeting you, do you?"
"If the rectification fails, are you going to deal with me alone or all the students in Building 13?"
Hong Sicheng originally planned to fire Zhang Chi's health supervisor if he failed to make rectifications. This was to teach Ma Zhihong a lesson, but he didn't expect that there would be such a big fuss just after the rectification notice was issued: "Of course..."
Zhang Chi interrupted him and said: "You don't need to tell me to understand that the results of the rectification will definitely be unqualified. Your solution is to remove me."
Hong Sicheng felt guilty. Why had he guessed all his plans? To cover up his guilt, he chuckled and said, "If the rectification fails, don't you, as the health supervisor of this building, have no responsibility?"
Zhang Chi said: "Look carefully at your rectification notice, ordering us to rectify immediately and clean up thoroughly. This is a notice from your dormitory management. Do you think I want to be this health supervisor? How many days do I have to do it?"
It’s not that easy for me to take the blame.”
"You..." This little boy spoke too plainly and didn't know how to be tactful, so he could easily offend me.
"Of course, you can withdraw me now, but I have made it clear. I can't swallow this breath. Whether it is the student union or the school, I have to fight with you to the end. You may not be too fond of my temper.
If you understand, you will know later.”
Hong Sicheng could hear the threat behind this guy's words, but he also had to admit that Zhang Chi shocked him with his momentum. Hong Sicheng nodded and said: "You locked the toilet and considered it a rectification? The working methods are also
That’s too rough a report.”
Zhang Chi said: "You asked me to make a thorough rectification. How can I make a thorough rectification without suspending business for rectification? Strong medicine is needed for serious illness, and heavy discipline is needed in troubled times. If I don't take some extreme measures, who of the seniors upstairs will be willing to cooperate with me? Hong Hong
Ministry, I am a courtesy first and then a soldier. Today I visited every dormitory that is occupied by people from the first floor to the sixth floor. I have said all I can to say nice things, but no one is willing to pay attention to me."
Hong Sicheng said that you are a new student who is willing to take care of you. If Ma Zhihong asked you to be a health supervisor, you should do it. Don’t you know that this is a thankless job? He sighed and said: "I can understand, how about you take the initiative?"
Resign, I won't deal with you this time."
He realized that this kid was a tough nut to crack, so it was better to give him a step up so that he could save himself trouble in the future.
Zhang Chi laughed: "Why? The college entrance examination is so difficult. Thousands of troops crossed the single-plank bridge, but I still managed to get through alone. Just rely on them. How many of them have provincial liberal arts champions?" This guy's face was full of tears.
A proud look.
Hong Sicheng really didn’t know that this guy was the provincial liberal arts champion. After all, those who can get into Shuimu are top students. If you did well in the college entrance examination, others are not bad. When you get here, few people show off with their past results. But every provincial liberal arts champion
There are really not many in one class, especially the liberal arts top scorer in Yannan Province, which is indeed valuable.
He nodded and said: "You can continue if you want, but you must open the bathroom. You can't use such an extreme method. Isn't this intensifying the conflict?"
Zhang Chi said with a smile: "I'll say it again, it's not what I want to do. I can't just take over this position and have it removed, right? I can't afford to lose that person."
Hong Sicheng's scalp was a little tight. It's easy to ask God for help but hard to give him away. This guy is a scoundrel. I'm afraid it won't be that easy to get rid of his health supervisor. It seems that he can't be too tough on him. He sighed and said: "Rectification
It needs to be carried out, but practical problems also need to be solved!”
"Solving the problem is not easy. I'm going to solve it right now. I'll have it solved in less than ten minutes."
Hong Sicheng said, just brag.
Zhang Chi saw that he didn't believe it, so he stood up and said, "If you are curious, you can come over and observe me to test my working ability."
Zhang Chi's appearance immediately caused a sensation. The boys in Building 13 rushed up one after another, trapping this guy in the center, wishing to eat him alive. This new student is so abominable, why should we be deprived of our right to excrement?
"Hand over the keys!"
"Hand over the toilet key!"
In Zhang Chi's eyes, this group of people are just a mob. Regardless of the noisy Huans, no one dares to make a move. Whoever dares to make a move, I will go to the ground and give you Shuimu's first touch. From now on, for the next four
Years, no, I will let you support me for the rest of my life.
Hong Sicheng shouted that everyone should calm down. He came here personally to solve the problem. He usually felt that he was quite authoritative, but when he encountered something, he found that his deterrence was not very good, and few students were willing to pay attention to him.
Even though he shouted at the top of his lungs, he still couldn't control the situation.
In fact, in the eyes of his classmates, Hong Sicheng is not just a master who uses chicken feathers as an arrow, a cadre of the student union. He really regards himself as a piece of food. He has forgotten the original election manifesto? Has he forgotten the purpose of serving students?
Zhang Chi patted Hong Sicheng on the shoulder: "Just let me say a few words."
Hong Sicheng is so depressed, this guy is very good at finding a sense of presence. You created this chaos today. You still want to talk. If I hadn't been here to control you, you would have been beaten long ago.
Zhang Chi showed the rectification notice: "Don't make any noise. We are all quality college students. The dormitory management department gave us a rectification notice today. I am acting in accordance with the rectification opinions of the dormitory management department. Hong Bu came here specifically to
Support my work."
I support your grandma! Hong Sicheng wished he could rush up and seal his mouth, but he personally issued the rectification notice. He couldn't deny it. If he denied it, it would be like slapping himself in the face. Hong Sicheng regretted following it.
Come here, this guy has clearly dug a hole for himself, and when he realizes that he has pulled him into it.
"Why? Why does your dormitory management department lock our toilet? We can rectify it if the hygiene is not up to standard."
"That's right, what right does your dormitory management department have to do this?"
Zhang Chi's words directed the conflict to the dormitory management department.
"Using a chicken feather as an arrow, you, a student union cadre, really treat yourself like a dish!"
"The management department of the dormitory department is so lenient, Bu Hong, you are really discerning and discerning of talents." He and Hong Sicheng taunted you, calling you "Bubu Hong respects you. You are just a student. If I can select you, I will be the best."
You pull it down.
Zhang Chi said with a smile: "Calm down, everyone. We are all alumni and students of Shuimu. Pay attention to your quality and don't make people laugh. Hong Bu and I came here just to solve the problem." He carried Hong Sicheng on his shoulders: "Yes.
Right Hongbu?"
Hong Sicheng felt like he had been kidnapped by this guy. Ten thousand grass and mud horses were galloping past in his heart. It was all his fault. Why did I have to be so stupid and come here? But in this situation, he could only nod his head and suppress his anger and said: "Yes.
It’s just here to solve the problem.”
"How do you solve it?"
"Stop talking nonsense and take out the key quickly!"
"Hong Sicheng, it was you who came up with the idea!" Someone finally couldn't help but name Hong Sicheng directly.
Hong Sicheng has a dark look on his face, but he has a loose relationship with me? I am on the same side as you, okay?
Zhang Chi said: "Don't embarrass Hong Bu. Hong Bu is also considering the overall health situation of the school. He can't help himself. If you want to blame, blame me."
"Who are you? Hong Sicheng, please explain to us why you gave such a bastard order?"
"Hong Sicheng, is there something wrong with you? You conduct random health checks right after school starts? Why do you have to do random checks on us?"
"Check them all, don't do random checks! Isn't the dormitory management department amazing? It just can't get along with our Building 13."
"It's a crapshoot. The officials are not big, but the bureaucracy is quite serious."
puff!
Some people in the crowd of onlookers actually cooperated. It was not intentional, it was just that they had been holding it in for too long.
Because he held his breath and covered his nose at the same time, the scene became quiet, and the crowd moved away a little, all staring at Hong Sicheng.
Hong Sicheng was so depressed, what the hell did I do? It wasn't me who did the fart just now. He found that the situation suddenly changed. Because of Zhang Chi's few words, he suddenly became the target of public criticism, and everyone's anger was directed at him.
When he came, Hong Sicheng secretly shouted that something was wrong, he had let this kid fool him today.
He hurriedly explained: "I didn't ask you to correct it...I..." He said the wrong thing when he was nervous. Who the hell is this? He was designated to eat onions, and the taste was too strong!
Zhang Chi held up the rectification notice at the upwind outlet near the communication room: "Bu Hong, you didn't let us make rectifications, so I forged this rectification notice myself? Why are you so irresponsible?"
"You have the guts to do it, but don't you have the guts to admit it? Hong Sicheng, I think you don't want to do it anymore!"
Hong Sicheng is so depressed. The re-election is coming soon. Today's turmoil has caused his poll numbers to plummet. I have suffered a huge loss.
Zhang Chi said: "Don't get excited, everyone. I discussed it with Hong Bu and worked out a compromise solution. We can accept the rectification. However, the dormitory management department made such an extreme decision and asked us to close the toilet for rectification. We don't
promise."
"Yes! We won't agree!"
Hong Sicheng sent greetings to Zhang Chi's ancestors in his heart. You are so shameless. Did I let you lock the toilet? It's your decision. Now you have pushed it all to our dormitory management department.
The only person who loves you is a white lotus. Under the current situation, he can't explain it at all, so he can only accept the reality.
Zhang Chi called out to Uncle Qin, who responded in the reception room.
Zhang Chi said: "Bu Hong and I have just made preliminary statistics. From the first floor to the sixth floor, there are six toilets on each floor. A total of six dormitories will be allocated one. We have just made a distribution plan. Six dormitories will claim one."
Toilets, from today onwards, everyone is responsible. If you agree to sign, take the key and leave immediately. If you don't agree, you can continue to defend your right to excretion here. I have something to say in front of you. It is not the dormitory management department that wants to interfere with your freedom.
, but as a college student, while exercising the so-called right to exercise freely, you must also pay attention to environmental protection and quality. If you feel comfortable for yourself, it will affect others. It is your fault to make others uncomfortable."
The scene actually fell silent, and Hong Sicheng looked at the boy silently. Isn't this just changing the big pot rice to the joint production contracting system? This boy is a person. Their dormitory management department has thought about it, but has never implemented it. They are all college students. It all depends on their own consciousness.
, it is not necessary to divide the toilet into separate areas. Besides, the main health work is cleaning.
Zhang Chi pointed to the rooftop: "I locked the rooftop, and it won't be open to everyone for the time being. Everyone knows the reason. It's okay to blow in the wind, look at the sky, drink, and chat, but there are shameless people up there.
Pee, I’m very angry! With so many of us sleeping down there, these shameless people are peeing on top of our heads, are you angry?”
Several people in the crowd quietly took a few steps back. Marty Goboyd, how can you improve Mizuki's quality? I just drank too much and peeed. How can you scold me so harshly? At worst, I won't stop peeing in the future.
