Zhang Chi felt that there was nothing wrong with the motor analysis. After the three of them unanimously agreed, they walked forward along the river. As evening approached, they encountered a new problem, because there was another small lake here. Although the lake area was not large, they encountered a new problem.
The water in Dake is very deep and is formed by the convergence of three rivers.
But the problem is that these are not marked on the map at all. Mi Xiaobai put away the map and said: "The map cannot be trusted. Except that the meeting place is correct, nothing else can be trusted."
Ma Da said: "The college may want to test us in this way."
Mi Xiaobai remarked on the map. Zhang Chi came to a high place and looked around. He saw a dilapidated wooden boat stranded on the river beach between the two rivers. Fish baskets and raincoats were hung inside and outside the cabin. There were also other things on the river beach.
There was an earthen stove built with cobblestones. There was a fire in the stove and the smoke was curling up. It was obvious that someone lived there. Zhang Chi immediately told his companions what he had discovered.
There are residents in the sinkhole, which they didn't know before.
Ma Da took out the map again and compared it.
Zhang Chi said: "Put away your crappy map, it's not accurate at all."
Ma Da said: "Go over and take a look?"
At this time, I saw a short figure coming out of the cabin. Although he was far away, he didn't look like an adult.
Ma Da shouted loudly: "Children!"
The short figure ignored them and sat beside the earthen stove filling it with dry wood.
Mi Xiaobai said: "Let's go and take a look."
The three of them walked along the slope to the river. If they wanted to reach the stranded wooden boat, they had to cross the river. The river was not very wide. The narrowest point was only five meters. There was a hole in the narrow place.
A big tree fell there, forming a natural single-plank bridge.
Mi Xiaobai walked along the big tree first, then relaxed, and finally the motor passed.
When he came to the river beach, he found that the river beach was full of colorful and beautifully patterned stones. Ma Da became interested in collecting them again and squatted down to start picking. Zhang Chi reminded him to get down to business.
You could already smell the aroma of the food. The short figure turned his back to them, seemingly unaware of the arrival of the three of them.
Ma Da said: "Kid..."
The man turned his head suddenly, his wrinkled little face full of anger. Judging from the vicissitudes of his face, he must have been at least fifty years old. Ma Da opened his mouth in embarrassment. He was not a child at all, but a dwarf less than 1.3 meters tall.
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Ma Da's face changed quickly enough, and he immediately said with a smile on his face: "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, hello, sir!"
The dwarf had a bad temper and snorted coldly: "Grandson, who are you calling me kid?" His voice was low. If you didn't look at the person and just heard his voice, you would definitely think he was a burly man. The contrast was really too big. I didn't expect him to be so small.
The speaker can make such a loud sound.
In front of his two companions, Zhang Chi and Mi Xiaobai, Ma Da was a little embarrassed: "I said you hurt others with your words, didn't I think you were a kid?"
"What's wrong with being so little? I'm so little that I didn't waste time giving birth to someone like you."
Damn it! I can’t bear it anymore. Motor got angry: “Are you looking for a beating?”
The dwarf grinned, revealing a set of crooked teeth, but they were quite white: "Grandson, you are quite bloody. Come on, come here and beat your father!"
Zhang Chi and Mi Xiaobai also felt that the dwarf was too rude. Ma Da misunderstood at first, but they also apologized to him, but they did not expect that the dwarf would not forgive him.
Ma Da said: "You can't reach my crotch even if you raise your hand, I won't care about you."
The dwarf waved his hand and a stone flew out, bang! It hit the motor on the forehead, it was hit so hard. Although the motor was rough and thick, a big bag was smashed out of his head. This time the motor was completely on fire, and he dropped his luggage.
He rushed over and said, "I'll fuck you, uncle..."
Bang! Another rock hit this guy on the forehead, and it was all over him! It looked like two horns coming out of his forehead.
Motor threw off its two long legs and rushed towards the dwarf. The dwarf didn't wait stupidly. After throwing two stones, he spread out his two short legs and ran towards the wooden boat.
One tall and one short, one big and one small, one long and one short started racing on the river beach. Zhang Chi and Mi Xiaobai were stunned to see that the dwarf's two short legs moved too fast. Regardless of the length of the motor legs, it would take a while.
Still unable to catch up with him, Zhang Chi was worried that the motor might fail, so he shouted loudly: "Stop chasing him, motor!"
The dwarf turned to Ma Da and said, "Ma Da, if you can't catch up, it's because of me."
Ma Ma was so full of energy that he was sucking milk. Seeing that he was getting closer, he stretched out his hand to grab the dwarf. The guy made an emergency turn and Ma Ma missed the opportunity. The dwarf had already circled behind him and swung at Ma Ma's back yard.
Raise your arm and punch hard.
The motor tightened, and he screamed and jumped up like a rocket man.
The dwarf took the opportunity to run back again. Who said I couldn't reach your crotch with my hands?
After landing, Motor was so angry that he grabbed a stone and hit the dwarf. The dwarf stretched out his hand and grabbed the stone, then counterattacked, bang! Hit Motor on the crotch.
Ma Da screamed like a pig being slaughtered, covered his crotch and fell to his knees with a thud.
The dwarf strutted towards the motor with a pair of small hands on his back: "Aren't you tall? Don't you think I can't even reach your crotch with my hands?"
Zhang Chi ran over at this moment and stood in front of the motor. The dwarf raised his head and looked at this guy's dark face: "Holy shit! What day is it today? The Eight-Nation Allied Forces entered the Central Plains?" He turned Zhang Chi's face full of darkness.
Considered an African.
Mi Xiaobai also came over and said with a smile: "Uncle, don't be angry, he just likes to talk nonsense."
The dwarf looked at Mi Xiaobai: "I like to hear what this girl says, she is polite!" He turned around and looked at Ma Da who had not yet stood up and said: "For the sake of this girl, I won't argue with you. When you go out, don't
You always brag, how amazing are you?" He glared at Zhang Chi again: "Are foreigners amazing?"
Immortal Zhang is a little depressed and there is no need to explain to this guy.
The dwarf's attitude towards Mi Xiaobai was extremely good, and he smiled happily and said: "Girl, what is your name?"
"Mi Xiaobai."
"It sounds good, it sounds really good. Have you eaten?"
"Nope."
"I invite you!"
Mi Xiaobai actually nodded and followed the dwarf towards the earth stove.
Zhang Chi stretched out his hand to help Ma Da up, Ma Da grinned and said, "I don't think he's a kid, I'll beat him to death."
"You can die if you don't brag?" Zhang Chi finally figured it out, that dwarf must be a superpower.
Looking at the two big bags that were smashed out of the motor, they were all purple, and I really sympathized.
Ma Da took a step forward and staggered. He could somewhat understand how Zhang Chi felt this morning. Although the two of them were injured in the same place, they were injured in different ways. Ma Da was smashed and Zhang Chi was sucked.
Ma Da whispered: "Brother, I have something to discuss with you."
"explain!"
"Mi Xiaobai, can you share some of the ointment with me?"
Zhang Chi gave him the remaining half tube of ointment, Ma Da looked around, and Zhang Chi said: "Put it on, no one will look at you." He caught up with Mi Xiaobai first.
Mi Xiaobai followed the dwarf to the earthen stove. The dwarf moved a stone for Mi Xiaobai to sit on, and said with a smile: "I'll call you Xiaobai, it's friendly."
Mi Xiaobai nodded: "Uncle..."
"Don't call me uncle, call me brother. I'm a few years older than you. My name is Cao Chengguang. You can call me Brother Guang or Brother Cao."
"Brother Cao!"
"Hey!" Cao Chengguang narrowed his small eyes and glanced at Mi Xiaobai's chest, which seemed not very big.
Mi Xiaobai said: "Brother Cao, are you familiar with the terrain here?"
"I'm familiar with it, of course I'm familiar with it. Every mountain, every stone, every plant and tree in this tiankeng, I can see it even when I close my eyes." His little eyes were still open, looking at Mi Xiaobai's two legs, which were really too long.
Yes, if the reference object is different, the feeling will definitely be different.
Of course, Mi Xiaobai could sense that the dwarf's small eyes were frequently checking in on him, and secretly cursed the old pervert in his heart, but now he couldn't turn his face when he asked for help, and still smiled and said: "Brother Cao, please help me look at this map.
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She unfolded the map.
Cao Chengguang came over and pretended to hold a corner of the map with his short hands: "Who can draw a map?"
Mi Xiaobai said: "I don't know."
Cao Chengguang said: "This is wrong, there is another place."
Mi Xiaobai said: "Where?"
Cao Chengguang took the opportunity to grab her left hand: "Here!"
Bang! Cao Chengguang's hand was shocked, and his short body trembled with force.
Mi Xiaobai just taught this old gangster who blatantly took advantage of him a lesson.
Cao Chengguang laughed: "There's a call, there's a call between us, Xiaobai, it seems that we are destined." He reached out and grabbed Mi Xiaobai's arm again. Mi Xiaobai couldn't bear it anymore and slapped his hand.
He patted it back and said, "Why don't you respect yourself at such an old age?"
"Who are you saying doesn't respect themselves?" Cao Chengguang instantly turned his face.
A voice came from behind and said: "Mi Xiaobai, what are you talking about? What does it mean to be disrespectful? This is shameless!" Zhang Chi came over, and he saw the scene where Cao Chengguang was taking advantage of others.
Cao Chengguang's anger surged out, and his anger level reached 30,000.
Immortal Zhang is now used to strange things. After killing the octopus monster, Zhang Chi is full of confidence. Who is the most awesome? People with confidence are the most awesome!
Cao Chengguang grabbed a stone from the ground and was about to throw it at this arrogant boy. Before he could take action, Mi Xiaobai put his hand on his shoulder: "Brother Cao, calm down!"
"me……"
o((⊙﹏⊙))o.
The dwarf was trembling all over after being electrocuted by Mi Xiaobai. The electricity was five times stronger than before. The dwarf fell directly to the ground, his limbs trembling and foaming at the mouth.
Ma Da also came back. When he saw the dwarf being knocked over by Mi Xiaobai, old and new hatreds came to his heart. He picked up a stone on the ground and rushed forward. Zhang Chi quickly stopped him. If the stone as big as a millstone was hit, it would be possible.
It's really going to kill someone.
The three of them stood there, looking at the trembling dwarf, and said calmly: "You won't be electrocuted to death, right?"
"I am measured."
Ma Da found a rope and tied up the dwarf when he lost his ability to resist.
Zhang Chi said: "What did you ask?"
Mi Xiaobai said: "I didn't say anything, just said his name was Cao Chengguang."
