Six hundred and fiftieth chapters five big three rough
Zhang Chi said: "You're so sentimental." After eating and drinking, he picked up a wet wipe and wiped his hands, then nuzzled at the pile of garbage.
Bai Xiaomi knows what he means, bear with it, and always forgive your enemies. Nothing makes him more angry than this. The more you try to anger me, the less angry I will be. Bai Xiaomi helps him clean up the garbage, then gets up and sends it away
I was a little wary when I passed the trash can. Could this guy be dishonest with his oily hands? I just bought my pants.
Zhang Chi actually didn't do anything this time. Bai Xiaomi secretly breathed a sigh of relief. When he came back, he took a special look in the car. There were no other empty seats. Zhang Chi was holding her e-book and looking at it.
Bai Xiaomi sat down, stretched out his hand and said, "Give it to me."
Zhang Chi said: "Look at ****!" The guy's voice was a bit loud, which immediately attracted the attention of the people around him. A group of people looked at Bai Xiaomi. Bai Xiaomi was a little embarrassed and glared at him and said: "
Nonsense, Obata Takeru’s Death Note.”
She grabbed the electronic paper book and if it was a Death Note, she immediately wrote his name on it without hesitation.
Zhang Daxian said: "I will tell you about a domestic Death Note. There was a new born child named Xiao Ming. The next day Xiao Ming called his mother. The whole family was surprised and thought he was a prodigy. But the next day his mother died. Two days later, Xiao Ming called his mother.
Tian Xiaoming called him grandpa again, and everyone had mixed feelings. As a result, the child's grandfather died again. A few days later, Xiaoming called him daddy. The child's father was very disappointed and began to prepare for the funeral. He never thought that the next day, Lao Wang next door died and asked,
What’s the relationship between Xiao Ming’s father and Lao Wang next door?”
Bai Xiaomi rolled her eyes. This question is so boring. She has heard it countless times. It is not funny at all and is very vulgar. Before she could answer, the aunt in front of her had already started to answer: "You don't have to think about it. His father and the neighbor next door
Is Lao Wang a neighbor or a love rival? Lao Wang cheated on his father."
Everyone around laughed.
Someone said: "Young man, this is an old joke. It has no technical content."
Someone laughed again.
Bai Xiaomi said: "Lao Wang next door and his father are half-brothers, and Xiao Ming is actually his father's nephew."
The laughter subsided instantly, and there was silence in the carriage. Inertial thinking can kill people. Only then did everyone wake up. Yes, Xiao Ming called him grandpa. His grandpa is dead, and he is undoubtedly his real grandpa.
The aunt next door suddenly realized it and sighed: "This family is so chaotic."
Zhang Chi said: "Although it is a clichéd story, it also contains a great truth. God is watching what people do, and bad guys must die!"
Bai Xiaomi trembled in her heart. She hated herself so much. She pretended to be nonchalant and took a sip of tea. Zhang Chi rested his big head on her shoulder again and whispered: "You're smart, you're right about this."
It’s like you experienced it yourself.”
Bai Xiaomi retorted: "I thought it was something that happened in your family."
Zhang Chi chuckled, then pretended to sleep, and fell down on Bai Xiaomi's lap. Bai Xiaomi pulled the handbag on the cushion in time. This guy really bullied him today. Seeing him closing his eyes and pretending to sleep, Bai Xiaomi was angry.
Instead of attacking one place, he raised his finger and gestured in the air, trying to choose a place to strike.
Zhang Chi suddenly opened his eyes and said out of nowhere: "You know Qin Junyao, right?"
Bai Xiaomi's beautiful eyes widened. When he looked at this guy again, he continued to sleep. Bai Xiaomi shook him hard, but the guy didn't pay attention at all. Only then did Bai Xiaomi realize that his revenge on him had just begun. He
How do you know this name?
Bai Xiaomi couldn't stand it any longer, because the place where Zhang Chi's pillow was placed was wet. It was not her fault. This guy drooled in his sleep and was disgusting. Bai Xiaomi couldn't bear it anymore, so she pushed his head away and picked it up.
The handbag left the seat.
Immortal Zhang looked at Bai Xiaomi's back, turning a blind eye with a wicked smile on his face.
Bai Xiaomi felt violated. The way this guy vented his anger was to harass her in every possible way, a double blow to the body and mind. When Bai Xiaomi went to the bathroom to clean her skirt, she looked at herself in the mirror and lost control of her expression.
Okay, gnashing your teeth, you can’t bear it anymore. My patience along the way has not earned the other party’s tolerance. Instead, I have intensified my efforts, pushed myself to the limit, relaxed and relaxed, you bastard. Your grandfather is dead, your father is dead, your mother is dead.
He is dead. The old man next door to your house is dead.
Bai Xiaomi discovered that Zhang Chi had this ability. He knew clearly that he was deliberately angry with her and reminded herself not to be fooled by him, but in the end he couldn't help it. He clenched his fists tightly and his eyes flashed with lightning.
Bai Xiaomi calmed down for more than ten minutes, then went back, came to Zhang Chi, pointed inside, and motioned for him to sit inside. The feeling of being blocked in by this guy was really frustrating.
Zhang Chi nodded, and this time he was more cooperative. Bai Xiaomi sat down next to him. Zhang Chi glanced diagonally downward at 45 degrees from the corner of Zhang Chi's eyes. Bai Xiaomi covered his legs with his bag and really wanted to dig out their dirty eyes.
Juice.
Zhang Chi whispered: "Did it get wet?"
Bai Xiaomi suddenly became angry, and the anger that had been building up for a long time finally broke out. She used an extremely hidden technique to stab Zhang Daxian in the waist.
Zhang Chi trembled all over and fell straight towards Bai Xiaomi. Bai Xiaomi, the discharger, had no intention of rescuing him and avoided him. He got up and left. He watched Zhang Chi fall from his seat to the ground, his hands and feet twitching.
Then he pretended to be panicked and let out a scream. Bai Xiaomi thought that Zhang Chi was acting. He had never seen him be so exaggerated in the past. He was clearly in control. This guy's hair didn't even curl, which proved that the electricity was not severe.
The enthusiastic crowd immediately gathered around, and the enthusiastic aunt rushed to the front: "Is he suffering from lamb madness?"
Bai Xiaomi nodded.
"Hurry up and perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation!" The aunt rolled up her sleeves and put on the clothes. Zhang Daxian was pressed down a few times by the aunt. Seeing the aunt lowering her head and putting her mouth to him without any disdain, the guy quickly breathed a sigh of relief as if he had woken up from a dream.
An emergency announcement came from the carriage. Socialism is about being humane. The doctor in the carriage was immediately looked for to come and help.
Zhang Daxian pretended to be confused and lay on the ground. He had to perform a full set of acting. He couldn't stand up vigorously now. Bai Xiaomi, whether intentionally or unintentionally, stepped on Zhang Daxian's left hand with his right foot. Zhang Chi was really angry.
Of course I'm not afraid of her stepping on me during body training, but this girl is also quite evil. She poked myself first and then stepped on myself. She hurt me before, but now she doesn't even have any repentance. I'll make you cry in the future.
The crowd of onlookers made way for a doctor to come over. Zhang Chi saw that this doctor was no ordinary doctor. He was Qin Zixu, a doctor of brain medicine. His real identity was Qin Junzhi, the third son of Mr. Qin.
As soon as Qin Zixu appeared, Zhang Chi realized that there was no need to pretend, and he couldn't hide it from others. He quickly sat up and said to Bai Xiaomi, "You stepped on my hand."
Bai Xiaomi quickly retracted her feet, and the enthusiastic aunt said: "Hurry up and help your boyfriend get up."
Qin Zixu smiled and said, "So it's you two, going to Shanghai?"
Bai Xiaomi nodded.
Qin Zixu said, "I'll go too." He looked at Zhang Chi and said, "Are you okay?"
Zhang Chi shook his head.
Qin Zixu said: "I'm in the business class. There are too many people here. Why don't you come with me and I can check it for you?"
Zhang Chi said: "Thank you, no need, I just have heat stroke."
Qin Zixu knew that he was fine, so he smiled and said, "Drink more water and rest more. I don't think you are in trouble." He turned and left, and Bai Xiaomi followed: "Dr. Qin, I have something to ask you."
Bai Xiaomi was gone for several hours. When she was almost in Shanghai, she came back and found Zhang Chi chewing her fruit and looking at her e-book. Bai Xiaomi said: "You really don't think of yourself as a human being."
outsider."
Zhang Chi said: "I'll give you a reward no matter how much I show you the bag."
Bai Xiaomi was too lazy to argue with him, so he took the suitcase off and said to Zhang Chi: "We will go our separate ways after we get off the car. You'd better not follow me, or I'll call the police."
Zhang Chi said: "Lao Qu arranged a special car to pick us up."
"I'll take a taxi!" Bai Xiaomi regarded him as the god of plague and avoided him.
Zhang Chi came to the hotel to check in. The hotel is located in the bustling area of the city center of Shanghai. Zhang Chi stayed in a double bed room. As soon as he lay down after taking a bath, Qi Bing's phone call came. It had been so long since Zhang Chi disappeared last time.
, Qi Bing was a little worried when she heard that he was on a business trip, and asked Zhang Chi to call her when he arrived, but he forgot about it.
Zhang Chi started the video and broadcast the inside of the room live, and said cheerfully: "Look clearly, there is only one person in my room."
Qi Bing said: "What's in the cabinet? Come closer and let me take a look."
Zhang Chi glanced at it. There were condoms or something in the small frame, and he moved the camera closer to him.
Qi Bing said: "The evidence is conclusive!"
Zhang Chi said: "There's something wrong with you. There are these in hotel rooms. They encourage consumption and spending money. Besides, I don't use this. You don't know yet."
Qi Bing said: "Be more honest with me, okay?"
Zhang Chi said: "When did you start to become suspicious? If I had known this, I would have deposited the things with you first to prevent you from doubting me."
Qi Bing chuckled: "I'll put it in the refrigerator for you next time."
The two of them talked on the phone for a long time before hanging up. Zhang Daxian lay on the bed and blew on the air conditioner alone to slowly reduce the swelling.
The phone on the bedside rang. Zhang Chi picked up the phone and heard a delicate voice: "Sir, do you want service?"
Immortal Zhang was very vigilant now, and habitually yelled angrily: "I am a serious person!" Bang! He hung up the phone. Logically speaking, such a thing should not happen in such a big hotel.
Zhang Chi was going to take a nap and then go out for a walk. He lay on the bed and thought of Qi Bing. Xiao Nizi was so flirtatious on the phone just now that she couldn't get enough of him.
The doorbell rang outside. Zhang Chi stood up and looked out through the peephole. When he saw it was Bai Xiaomi, he opened the door.
When Bai Xiaomi saw this guy appearing in front of him wearing only a pair of underwear, and the underwear was a bit plump, his face suddenly turned red: "I have a paper book."
Zhang Chi said: "Come in and I'll get it for you!"
Bai Xiaomi shook his head, feeling that it was a bit dangerous to go in, but it was still safer in the corridor.
Zhang Chi turned around and closed the door. Bai Xiaomi was waiting outside. After waiting for a few minutes, he didn't see the guy opening the door. He pressed the doorbell one after another, a little depressed. No matter how he pressed the guy, he didn't do anything.
Bai Xiaomi was about to leave when she saw two security guards approaching, one on the left and one on the right surrounding her: "Miss, please come with us."
Bai Xiaomi said: "Why should I go with you?"
"The customer called and said you were harassing me."
Bai Xiaomi was so angry that he was so angry. This guy was so unruly that he could do anything.
Not long after Zhang Chi fell asleep, he was woken up by his cell phone. He picked it up and saw that it was an overseas number. Nowadays, scammers are using new tricks to defraud, and there are often calls like this. Zhang Chi still answered the call, and the person calling him was Rui Fu.
It turned out that Ruifu also came to participate in this exchange forum. When she learned that Zhang Chi was also in the hotel, she asked him to go downstairs for coffee.
Zhang Chi yawned and said, "The coffee is free. You can treat me to dinner. It's dinner time."
Rui Fu smiled and said, "Okay, I'll wait for you in the cafe downstairs. Hurry up."
Zhang Chi agreed, but before the swelling subsided, he went to the bathroom with his legs flaring. He was young, strong, and in good health, and it was even harder to pee, so he accidentally licked the wall.
Rui Fu was sitting in front of the bar with her butt sticking out, drinking coffee. Zhang Chi didn't realize that her curves were so obvious in the past. Foreigners usually have strong buttocks development, which is hard to tell just from their faces. Rui Fu had blond hair, a shawl, a white T-shirt and jeans, looking back.
Smiling like a golden-haired vixen, she waved to him.
Zhang Chi walked over with his trouser pockets inserted. Rui Fu had already ordered him a cup of iced coffee. Zhang Chi sat down next to her and took two sips of the iced coffee.
Rui Fu looked at Zhang Chi: "I thought you were dead."
Immortal Zhang was choked by her words, coughed several times and said: "Seeing me appear alive, you are very disappointed, aren't you?"
Rui Fu said: "No, I'm happy. You owe me so much. Who should I ask for the debt after you die?"
Zhang Chi noticed a butterfly tattoo on Rui Fu's arm and reached out to touch it without ceremony.
Rui Fu laughed and said, "You don't see anyone outside. You're just pretending. It's fun to stick close to you."
Zhang Chi said: "It looks real." He glanced around and saw a black couple sitting there in the corner. The two of them happened to be looking at him. Zhang Chi knew that the so-called paranormal exchange forum was a
At a superpower convention, the chance of meeting a superpower in the hotel is extremely high.
Rui Fu is not a kind person, she will use any means to achieve her goals, and the national interests she represents are different, so she doesn't know what her plans are.
Zhang Chi took a sip of iced coffee and checked Rui Fu's chest and buttocks with his eyes like radar. Rui Fu said: "You have a bit of a lustful look. How long have you not seen a woman?" She gently lifted her blond hair and smelled a seductive perfume.
The smell rushed towards Immortal Zhang.
Zhang Daxian held his breath, not because he didn't like to smell it, but because he was afraid that she would trick him. He put down the coffee cup and said, "It feels like you have grown recently."
Rui Fu laughed: "Do you like it?"
Zhang Chi said: "I still like domestic products."
Rui Fu poked him hard with her blue eyes: "It's tasteless!"
Zhang Chi said: "Don't seduce me and talk about things when you have something to say. Sugar-coated bullets are useless to me. If I peel off the sugar-coating and hit you back with the bullets, it will easily hurt your harmony."
Ruifu said: "Aren't you afraid of being blown up by a cannonball if you dare to peel off the sugar coating?" She leaned forward a little, and her buttocks were raised even more exaggeratedly. Zhang Daxian glanced at it again, thinking that sitting on a bar chair can give you the feeling of riding a motorcycle.
See you again.
Rui Fu drank coffee leisurely. She seemed to have forgotten about eating. She was not in a hurry. She looked around and saw an acquaintance coming in from outside. Qin Zixu came to the seat by the window and sat down.
The seat should have been reserved for him.
Rui Fu whispered: "Top brain surgery expert, Dr. Qin Zixu Qin, look at his elegant temperament, and look at you, you are tall and thick."
"Don't use words indiscriminately. What are the five major elements and the three gross ones? Do you know which are the five major elements and which three gross ones?"
Ruifu was stopped by his question, blinked, and then glanced at his crotch from the corner of her eyes.
Immortal Zhang sighed, this foreign girl was straightforward: "You are thinking wrong, big head, big hands, big feet, these are the five big things, thick legs, thick neck, thick arms, these are the three big things."
Rui Fu looked at Zhang Chi again: "You're not that big or thick!"
Zhang Chi said: "I can't tell you foreigners clearly. Chinese culture is about being broad and profound, do you understand?"
Rui Fu nodded, she actually understood this.
Zhang Chi was idle and wanted to help her popularize science. He saw Chu Jianghe walking in from the outside, followed by Ma Da. It seemed that Shanghai and Hainan were having a great event.
Chu Jianghe walked directly towards Qin Zixu. He didn't see Zhang Chi, or he might have pretended not to see him. Ma Da followed him. Ma Da saw it and hurriedly came over to say hello: "Hey, brother, I was just going to talk to you.
I’m on the phone.”
Ma Da glanced at Ruifu and smiled a little ambiguously at Zhang Chi. Zhang Chi didn't introduce him to him: "How did you know I was coming?"
Ma Da said: "I saw Mi Xiaobai. She was detained by the security guards and she was so angry that she scolded you."
Zhang Chi smiled proudly.
Ma Da smiled and said: "Brother, you reported it?"
Zhang Chi said: "You came here with Chu Jianghe?"
Ma Da said: "The Security Bureau asked us to come over to participate in the forum. I am actually just making up the number. I won't talk anymore. I have to go over. When I have time, I will call you and treat you to dinner."
Zhang Chi nodded and glanced at Chu Jianghe from a distance. Chu Jianghe also looked at him at this time. Their eyes met and they smiled at each other as a greeting.
Zhang Chi said to Ruifu: "Are you planning to stay here for the exhibition?"
Ruifu said: "Wait a little longer."
Zhang Chi said: "Who are you waiting for?" Before he finished speaking, he saw a group of people coming in from outside. Six men in black suits and ties escorted a young Japanese woman in black kimono.
Rui Fu observed the group of people from the corner of her eyes. Zhang Chi had similar impressions of Japanese women. They had low eyebrows, fair faces and short legs. However, this one was a special case. She was nearly 1.7 meters tall and her facial contours were a bit resolute.
, a bit European and American.
Rui Fu whispered: "Yoshino Ryoko, the initiator of this forum."