The opening ceremony of the training camp turned into a press conference for the Zhao family, with various apologies, oaths, and donations of money and materials. Ling, who had just revealed his identity, was also emphatically praised as a role model for the whole family and the entire military.
Fan.
"Wow! There are so many beautiful girls in the Imperial City team, hurry up and squeeze in..."
Zhao Guanren lined up and walked out of the auditorium. He had never gone to college, never lived on campus, and had never even participated in military training. A training camp involving more than a thousand people was very new to him, but he always felt that something was missing.
, it should be Lu Datou who sang along with him.
"Everyone lined up according to category and entered different warehouses for classes..."
Mei Ayaka stood on the playground holding a loudspeaker. The license holders were divided into five types, and they were further educated according to their respective specialties. Even all-round talents would be arranged to learn from each other's strengths, but Zhao Guanren didn't know where to attend the class.
That's right.
"Green Little Five!"
Mei Ayaka suddenly came over and said: "Although you are an all-round talent, your combat power is weak. Come and listen to my class!"
"No! You can't teach me at your level..."
Zhao Guanren turned around and blended into a group of people. He didn't give Mei Lingxiang a good look at all. Mei Lingxiang, who looked ugly, couldn't say anything in public. He could only lead the students to class. Zhao Guanren knew where his shortcomings were.
That is the loss of combat experience.
"I'll go! There are no basic courses..."
Zhao Guanren went to six classes in a row. Although the instructors taught practical information, none of them was suitable for a novice. His cultivation experience was basically zero, and the level they taught was too high. In the end, he listened to it all.
paste.
"Oh~ let's start from the beginning and learn the basics with the soldiers..."
Zhao Guanren walked out of a warehouse depressed, sat on a tricycle and lit a cigarette. Unexpectedly, Ling also walked out. He lowered his head and rubbed a local cigarette with his hand. He asked doubtfully: "Ling? Why did you come out too?
Yes, smoking is not allowed in the factory!"
"What the instructor said is wrong, I can't listen anymore..."
Zero came over and shook his head and said: "They always want to use the smallest skill to release the strongest move. They don't pay attention to melee combat at all. Once the enemy gets close, they will die miserably. But small team battles are often encounters. Wait, you see.
By the time you reach the enemy, he has already arrived in front of you!"
"Stop rubbing! Come on, take a puff..."
Zhao Guanren handed him a cigarette and said, "Not only do I agree with what you said, but you all gained experience at the cost of your life, by the way! What is your current level of cultivation?"
"The second floor of the Moon Realm! We are about to break through the third floor..."
"Cough cough cough..."
Zhao Guanren choked on the cigarette and coughed violently, and said in surprise: "Are you kidding me? You are only in your thirties. Are you a rare genius, or are all the people there so ruthless?"
"This is nothing..."
Ling sat on the tricycle calmly and said: "Our family has the Foundation Establishment Pill rewarded by Patriarch Zhao. I took it at the age of six to lay the foundation. Anyone who is a little smarter can enter the moon realm, but my father said that big trees attract wind, so I keep saying
I am Jiuxing, don’t tell others!”
"I'm going!"
Zhao Guanren quickly said: "Zero! Why don't you become an instructor for me? In fact, I have amnesia and have forgotten all the basic knowledge. The courses taught by the instructors are not suitable for me, but I will not let you teach in vain. I will teach you again."
How about one of your soul-locking beads?"
"I don't want the soul-locking beads. I don't like letting demons help me fight. They are our natural enemies..."
At midnight, Huazi took two puffs and said: "These cigarettes are good. Just buy me two packs of these cigarettes. I will teach you everything I know. But I have to ask you to borrow some money to buy a ticket. How many days later will you buy a ticket?"
I want to go back to Chenshawan one day and tell the Ling family army about the evacuation!"
"Don't mention money to me. Money is nothing. Let's go! Let's buy cigarettes..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and led him to the canteen. He also bought a second-hand mobile phone for pocket money. He followed the two of them to the training room of the camp. However, Zhao Guanren soon discovered that Ling was not cold, but just introverted. Basically, what did he ask?
He just answers whatever.
"This training room is good, let's train here..."
Zhao Guanren pushed open a rusty door. This was a training room transformed from a basketball gym. All kinds of equipment for training reaction and strength were complete, but they were covered with thick dust. But the two rough guys couldn't do it at all.
Don't care about these.
"I'll try your skills, you can attack me as you like..."
Zero took off the heavy wooden box on his back and walked to a large piece of soft cushion. Zhao Guanren put down the remaining sword and did not show politeness to him. He punched him in the face with his fist. Naturally, Zero easily dodged it, but Zhao Guanren never
Fighting for strength, he turns around and comes up with all kinds of dirty tricks.
"Wait a moment!"
After Zero took two steps back, he said in surprise: "Your reaction is so fast, and your physical strength is also very strong. Before you lost your memory, you must have been a veteran in many battles. It is difficult for me to subdue you without using my skills. Please pay attention, I
Now it’s time to get serious!”
"No! You are here to teach me a lesson, we are not dueling..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him dumbfounded, and scratched the back of his head naively. He had no choice but to walk to a blackboard and start giving a lecture, imparting his experience in dealing with monsters. Not only were all the lectures practical, but they were also very suitable for people with low combat effectiveness.
The rookie.
…
"No! Let me rest for a while..."
Zhao Guanren lay on the ground sweating profusely. Ling was definitely a reliable martial arts fanatic. He also learned a lot from him. After they started sparring, they even forgot to eat and sleep. The two of them didn't even eat lunch and had been practicing since the morning.
By the afternoon.
"You are really strong. My legs have been weak for a long time, and I have been holding on until now..."
Ling sat down on the ground with the same weakness. Zhao Guanren took a bottle of water and threw it to him, asking: "How many of you are in the Styx River Crossing? Why don't you want to come out after so many years? If you want to marry a wife, you can only stay here
Should we look for it among relatives?"
"Shenshawan was originally an ancient village. We have developed three villages with almost 2,000 people..."
Ling drank water and said: "The road out of the mountain is long and dangerous, but we have long been accustomed to it. There is nothing wrong with men farming and women weaving. The demons are not stupid. They usually won't attack us. It's just that we have more women than men.
I would sleep with anyone who needed it for a few days, so I never got married!"
"Pfft~"
Zhao Guanren squirted a large amount of water into the sky, sat up suddenly and said in surprise: "Your village is so open. You can find any man if you need it. Do you only provide services to widows, or do married women also have a share?"
"It's not as messy as you think. If you get married, you'll be stripped off and beaten if you mess up your shoes..."
Ling lit a cigarette and said: "We have a family planning office there. They will figure out who cannot have a baby with close relatives. Those who are not close relatives and unmarried can sleep together, but they can't sleep in vain. They have to provide me with food and drink.
Just help my family farm the land. If you want to borrow the farmland, the price will be charged separately!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him with a dull face and stammered: "You are just a duck. If an old woman comes to you, will you agree?"
"Yes! But we are called Cowherds, and I am the top ten Cowherds in Shensha Bay..."
Ling said generously: "But in small business, you can't pick on the beauty or ugliness of your customers. If your reputation is ruined, no one will look for you. This is our family's ancestral craft. My grandfather couldn't do it anymore so he handed it over to me.
, but we can’t damage our ancestor’s signboard!”
"..."
Zhao Guanren was confused for a long time, then he blinked and asked, "Then how did you pay for your trip after you left the mountain? Did you sleep all the way?"
"Of course! I don't have the money outside the mountain..."
Ling smoked a cigarette and said: "When I went to someone's village, I put a sign on it that said Nine-Star Cowherd, ten yuan a time, and I earned more than a thousand. But then someone said that I was called a chicken, and the police wanted to arrest me, but I didn't
I ran away because I had no choice but to cover my face because I was afraid of being discovered by the police!"
"Senior! Idol! Please teach me this skill..."
Zhao Guanren raised his fists and couldn't say anything, but Ling shook his head and said: "That's not possible. I got this craft from Old Ancestor Zhao. Old Ancestor Zhao even wrote an inscription in his own hand. Don't steal, don't rob, work is as long as
A bed, you won’t be too dirty, you won’t be afraid of hardship, and you won’t be tired of meeting your domestic needs!”
"Hey~ Whoever shouted the slogan is trying to be a duck..."
Wan Keai suddenly walked in with a smile, bringing with him a dozen hot girls from the Phoenix Dance Team, but the upright Ling actually pointed at himself and said: "It's me! If you want to find a cowherd, just call me, ten yuan a time, five
Ten yuan for accommodation, refund guaranteed if not satisfied!”
"..."
All the goblins were stunned, and Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Why don't you sleep with them and pay them? Their prices are much more expensive than yours!"
"Oh! Fellow colleagues, just pretend I didn't say..."
Ling lowered his head helplessly and smoked, without even looking at the slim little goblins. However, Wan Keai rushed over and shouted angrily: "What are you talking about? Who are you traveling with? We are called performing arts but not selling ourselves. We are appreciated by both refined and popular tastes."
Dance girl group, do you understand, you are a cliché!"
"Why did you come in? You don't want a charity performance..."
Zhao Guanren stood up and brought a box of drinks. The goblins gathered around him. After taking the drinks, they asked him for his phone number.
"Charity performance plus donations, we are dancing next door..."
Wan Keai held the drink and smiled: "Master Pavilion! You are now a national celebrity. Let the sisters also share the popularity. We are planning to donate a thousand spiritual devices, but the manufacturer wants me to help him promote it.
, you can take us to the mountains to catch a little monster, okay?"
"Pull them down! It seems that you just want to help manufacturers sell equipment, and you must have collected a lot of advertising fees..."
Zhao Guanren took off his soaked T-shirt, and the fairies immediately cheered and ran over to caress his eight-pack abs. This beauty trick made Mr. Zhao's face turn red.
"Brother Xiao Wu! One look at you and you will tell me that you understand. This is the soul-finding instrument..."
Wan Keai said with a smile: "The soul-finding device is absolutely easy to use. It can search for spirits within two kilometers. You just need to take us for a spin in the mountains and say that this equipment is very good. This reputation will be achieved.
The benefits are indispensable to you!"
"I advise you not to seek death. There are big monsters in the mountains now. If you don't do it, you may lose your life..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand disdainfully, but Wan Keai suddenly noticed Zero's Soul Resurrection Card and immediately said in surprise: "Wow! So you are Zero who is number one in the combat power list. You protect us and go around the neighborhood.
Can we give you 50,000 yuan as a gratuity fee?"
"How many?"
Ling looked up at her in disbelief. Wan Keai quickly waved his hand and said: "There is no need to fight monsters. As long as we are sure that the spirit-seeking device can find the target, we will turn around and come back. If not, we will double it to you, one hundred thousand! Sisters earn
It’s not easy to make money from hard work!”
"Walk!"
Ling jumped up from the ground at once, which made Wan Keai confused, and said hurriedly: "It will get dark soon, we don't dare to go into the mountains in the dark, we have several charity performances tomorrow, why don't you wait
Let’s get ready and leave the day after tomorrow, okay?”
"OK!"
Ling picked up his wooden box and left without saying a word, which made Wan Keai confused and asked: "He, is he always so precious with his words?"
"Aren't all masters like this? One hundred thousand yuan! You're getting a big deal..."
Zhao Guanren picked up the broken knife and was about to leave, but Wan Keai asked again: "Brother Xiaowu! Please endorse our equipment. I will help you negotiate the endorsement fee. I will definitely satisfy you!"
"I'm not short of money. If the equipment is really easy to use, there will be no shortage of customers..."
Zhao Guanren laughed and left. Unexpectedly, Mei Lingxiang appeared outside the gate, looking at him with a hesitant expression, but Zhao Guanren immediately turned around and said: "Wan Keai! Let me help you speak.
Let’s broadcast it and you’ll treat me to a big dinner!”
"Yeah! That's great..."
A group of goblins immediately ran over and surrounded him, crowding him towards the back door. Mei Ayaka's face suddenly turned livid, and she lowered her head and walked away as if she was lost...