"Why do you want to drive them away? It's not easy for others..."
Li Shishi was lying on the window of her new home, looking downstairs at the smelly Zhenfen Alley. The girls in Zhenfen Alley either ran away or were arrested, and no one closed the store doors open.
The new home is a very simple small apartment, with one bedroom and one living room, a kitchen and a bathroom, and all the furniture is available. Li Shishi also bought a lot of daily necessities. Although the area is a bit small, it can be considered a luxury house in the overcrowded Jiangdong Castle.
Already.
"How can we sleep if we don't drive them away? The building will collapse due to them..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the window with a water glass and said: "Don't think that they can't survive. Nine out of ten ladies are lazy and lazy. Besides, condoms are scarce now. One disease can spread to a large number of people. It's just for the sake of driving them away."
Good for them!"
"What is your second gift..."
Li Shishi looked back at him, and Zhao Guanren looked up at the clear night sky and said: "The old black devil said that as long as I dare to swear falsely, he will be struck by five thunders no matter when and where. But I think it is scaring me. How is it possible on this sunny day?"
There’s thunder!”
"Then don't swear, what if it's true..."
Li Shishi loosened her pants and let out her big tail, but just as she was about to act like a monster, Zhao Guanren pulled her away. He looked at the sky and said loudly: "I swear! The woman I love most in my life is Li Shishi. From now on, I will only love her.
Touch her girl, or let the lightning strike me to death!"
"..."
Li Shishi immediately looked at the night sky in horror. Even if she was really the woman he loved most, a scumbag like Zhao Guanren would never keep his integrity, but after waiting for a while, he didn't see any thunder.
"Cut~"
Zhao Guanren said mockingly: "I'll just say it's trying to scare me. If I get struck by lightning even if I swear, then I'm still not a Thunderbolt. Let me see it..."
"Boom boom boom..."
suddenly!
A dull thunder interrupted his words, and both of them shivered in fright. They saw the clear night sky suddenly change, with large black clouds covering the stars, and streaks of lightning flashing through the clouds.
"No! Hide quickly..."
Zhao Guanren ran out the door, and Li Shishi rushed into the bathroom. But with a loud "boom", a bolt of lightning struck the clothes drying rack outside the window, shattering the entire window.
.
"Plop~"
Zhao Guanren was so frightened that he fell to the ground, rolled and crawled and fled into the corridor. However, after hiding in the corridor and waiting for a long time, the second lightning did not strike again.
"It's so good, why is there thunder in the drought..."
The neighbors all came out in surprise, and some women were saying: "It must be some big scumbag who is swearing poison, and thunder is coming to the house!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren stood up in embarrassment, lowered his head and ran back home quickly. When he saw that the ground was full of broken glass, the iron clothes drying rack was broken and melted.
"Hmph~"
Li Shishi walked out of the toilet, her tail hair stood up because of the electric shock, and she said resentfully: "You are a scumbag, so don't harm others, God can't stand it!"
"Nah! This is really here to hack me..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the window in shock. The dark clouds had dissipated and the clear night sky was revealed again. It was as if someone had specially taken a taxi to teach him how to behave and left again.
Li Shishi came over and said: "I guess the oath you just swore was not poisonous enough. It only struck one thunderbolt. If you dare to say that you are Dongjiang Peng Yuyan, ten thunderbolts will definitely strike you to death!"
"Is this a lie? This is the truth..."
Zhao Guanren turned around and opened the sofa bed. After removing all the broken glass on it, he said: "Fortunately, you will only be struck by lightning if you swear. If you lie, you will be struck by lightning. I might as well not live anymore. Please sweep up the glass."
, get a basin of hot water and come over and wash my feet!"
"I am your sister-in-law, I am not yet underage, you are my servant..."
Li Shishi crossed her waist angrily, but Zhao Guanren took off his smelly socks and said with a smile: "You eat my food and live my life, and you should be my servant, right! You spend tonight
How much did you spend to buy so many things, probably several thousand?"
"twelve thousand!"
"How...how much?"
Zhao Guanren straightened up suddenly, the muscles on his face were trembling, but Li Shishi said with disdain: "Isn't it just costing you a small amount of money? You are raising a goddess, not a maid. If my sister were here, she would definitely
If you spend more money than I do, just be content!"
"Fetch water! I owed you two sisters in my previous life, so I admit defeat..."
Zhao Guanren lay softly on the sofa. Unexpectedly, Li Shishi actually took a bath by himself. He almost fell asleep while waiting. The little fox finally came out with wet hair, but his big tail was fluffy and white.
'I go!'
Zhao Guanren squinted his eyes and was secretly shocked. The little fox was only wearing a big T-shirt. His two big white legs were straight and long, and his upper body was also very well developed. A youthful aura hit his face, plus that
The extremely alluring big tail can literally kill someone.
"Brother-in-law!"
The little fox lay down on the sofa bed delicately, licking his face with its big tail, and said with a charming smile: "Come into the room and sleep with me. It's so uncomfortable to sleep on the sofa!"
"Little fox! I'm telling you..."
Zhao Guanren closed his eyes, touched her fur tail and said: "Be sure to keep your tail when you go to Zhanwu Hall. Don't panic if people find it. Just ask them to come to me. You also need to learn to drive, just in case.
If the Skeleton Tower appears again, run away!"
Li Shishi said in surprise: "Aren't all the seventeen skeleton towers appearing? Why are there still skeleton towers?"
"Don't you want to change places? It's always good to be prepared..."
Zhao Guanren held her in his arms with one hand and said: "You have to study hard. Although the people in the Zhanwu Hall don't understand it themselves, they can at least teach you to lay a solid foundation. If the Skeleton Tower appears again, the only way
The only one who can save you is yourself. My brother-in-law has more than eighteen soul-locking chains, and there is also the hatred of the entire Eternal Night Legion!"
"Brother-in-law! I will study hard and protect you in the future..."
Li Shishi was so moved that her eyes turned red. Unexpectedly, before she finished speaking, there was a knock on the door. Zhao Guanren took the ring knife and walked to the door. But when he looked out through the peephole, he saw several old bustards leading people to the door.
coming.
"Dong~"
Zhao Guanren yanked open the security door, pulled off the cloth cover on the Huanshou knife, and sneered: "What? You didn't eat enough shit just now, do you want to eat something fresh?"
"No no! Brother, you misunderstood..."
A plump old bustard hurriedly waved his hands and said: "Brother! We are ignorant of Mount Tai. Unexpectedly, a big shot from the Zhanwu Hall has arrived. You deliberately drove us away. It should be for that... to overcome the tribulation, right?
"
"Overcoming the tribulation?"
Zhao Guanren glanced back subconsciously, suddenly remembering what happened when he was struck by lightning, and sneered: "You have some knowledge! If I didn't drive you away just now, the lightning would have destroyed your chicken coop, but how did you know?
Am I from Zhanwu Hall?"
"I have a little girl who lives next door to your house, and I saw the Zhanwu Hall pass on your car..."
The old bustard said carefully: "Brother! We are doing business here, and it will indeed disturb your repairs, but we have a three-bedroom apartment in Building 6. We can exchange it with you. We have paid for the water and electricity bills. We can also find technicians in the future.
I won’t charge you any money!”
"Do you think our family needs a technician..."
Li Shishi walked over proudly, dragging her big tail. The madam immediately laughed and said, "I'm sorry! I'm disturbing the two of you. My sister's beauty is definitely the best in the city."
But living here is not in line with your status as a second person, so just keep the key to the three-bedroom apartment!"
The madam directly handed the key to Li Shishi, and Zhao Guanren said cheerfully: "Okay! I won't stop you from getting rich. You come in and help me move my things. In the future, stay away from the sixth building. This deputy hall master has recently cultivated.
The skyrocketing price may cause another disaster in two days!"
"Oh~ It turns out you are the deputy hall master. We are really blind and blind..."
A group of girls all looked at him in shock, and ran in to help them move in fear, but Zhao Guanren quietly grabbed the madam, pointed at a delicate and simple young woman, and asked doubtfully: "This is my neighbor, did she just go to the sea?
"
The old bustard gave a thumbs up and said: "Brother! You are really a veteran. She has just finished her period and is going to go to sea tomorrow. If you are interested, just give her a dollar and help her get an appointment!"
"Haha~ I just care about my neighbors and don't do that kind of thing..."
Zhao Guanren subconsciously scratched his chest. After the things were almost moved, they walked to the sixth building under the leadership of the madam. A three-bedroom house was much better than a small apartment, and the third floor, which was neither high nor low, was also suitable.
"Okay! Let's share a room each, and no one should harass the other..."
After Zhao Guanren closed the security door, he patted Li Shishi on the head and got into the bathroom. He subconsciously opened the window and looked downstairs.
A group of women were walking out chattering, but the young woman seemed to have heard something and turned back to look at him very sensitively. After smiling sweetly, she waved to him gently.
"then!"
Zhao Guanren picked up an unopened bottle of perfume and threw it directly on the grass downstairs. The young woman immediately ran over to pick it up, pointed at the girl with big eyes behind her, who also smiled and made scissor hands, and also
He gently pinched it, took the young woman's arm and left with a smile.
"If you don't give me money, you won't be breaking the law..."
Zhao Guanren closed the window and laughed, and took a hot bath. But when he opened the door, he was dumbfounded. The little fox was sitting in the living room with his legs crossed, and sneered: "Double.kill, right?
, and you took my lady’s perfume as a deposit, did you know that it is a limited edition?”
Zhao Guanren said without changing his expression: "Nonsense! What a deposit. I think that girl is a nice person, and I just want to persuade her to be a good person. You are so young, don't think so dirty!"
"Then do you dare to swear that you don't want to go to them..."
The little fox stood up angrily, pointed at his nose and cursed: "I have seen what kind of character you have in the cold storage. You took off your pants and dragged people into the sea, and you put on pants to persuade people to be good. You are both human and ghost. You are the devil today."
If you dare to go out here at night, I will...I will cuckold you!"
"Tch~ what you wear doesn't count..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the bedroom angrily, but not long after getting into bed, Li Shishi suddenly ran in and said in horror: "Brother-in-law! I think I saw Chu Qianqian, she jumped over from the rooftop opposite, wearing a bright red suit
clothes!"
"How is it possible? Chu Qianqian died so early that she didn't even have any scum left..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly got up and went to the window to check, but after looking for a long time, he didn't see any red shadow. Instead, Li Shishi got into his bed and said pitifully: "I didn't lie to you, Chu Qianqian is my nightmare,
I’ll sleep with you, my aunt is here anyway!”
"you……"
Zhao Guanren's nose was so angry that she was crooked, and he said angrily: "You girls from the Shui family are really more ruthless than the other. It's been eight lifetimes since I met you..."
"ah……"
suddenly!
A shrill scream interrupted him. He suddenly opened the window and looked outside. Sure enough, he saw a red shadow flashing between the buildings. The apartment building he lived in before exploded, and there were people everywhere.
Yelling, his expression changed with horror and he said: "Oh no! Blood Queen sent people to find me!"