Maybe it was because he caught up with the dispersing dynasty and the monster shocked the civil and military officials of the dynasty. Zhao Guanren saw thirteen princes, nine princesses, the chief and deputy deputies of three provinces and six ministries, and the powerful prime ministers. Except for the emperor and his wives, he did not show up.
In addition, all the high-ranking officials who could come came.
"Two adults, please come this way..."
The little eunuch who had collected the money but had nothing to do came to lead the way again, leading Zhao Guanren and Xia Buer deeper into the area, while the royal family and nobles all stopped in the small garden, drinking tea and chatting under the waiters of the palace ladies.
At this time, everyone is a humble gentleman, with all their happiness, anger, sorrow and joy hidden in their hearts.
Not long after...
A gray-haired old emperor walked up to a tower with a hand on his back and looked down at Zhao Guanren and the others who were heading to the harem. The eunuch who was respected by everyone before was now like a dog leg, walking three steps behind him.
He ran to the emperor's side in two steps.
"Your Majesty! Please use tea..."
The great eunuch smiled and brought a bowl of tea. The old emperor waved his hand to hold the railing and asked: "This boy seems to be quite famous. He can see through the illusion of Quan Zhen in an instant and make Tianyang Zi deflate in public. What is it about him?"
Are you really not invited here by Fahai?"
"Probably not! I just heard that Yin Zhiping consulted the imperial master and asked him if he had been to Jinshan Temple, and he mistakenly thought that Wang Chongyang was Tianyangzi's master..."
The great eunuch smiled bitterly and said: "It is well known to the world that the person who asked this question must be someone who has just left the mountain. It is said that these two people are from the Zijin Cave in Qingyun Mountain. They were secretly invited by Prince Qing to see through Princess Ning.
True body, but the snake demon’s cultivation is beyond expectations!”
"Huh? Who is leading the way, and why are you heading to the imperial concubine's Fengluan Palace..."
The old emperor suddenly pointed to the distance, and the eunuch whispered: "If we go back to the Holy Emperor, the person who will lead the way is the young chamberlain of Yeting. King Yujiang wants to punish Yin Zhiping for some reason, but the slave dares to say that Yin Zhiping is reckless and vulgar, but
I’ve offended a lot of people!”
"Pa~"
Sudden!
A loud slap came suddenly, and the elder eunuch looked up in shock. Zhao Guanren slapped the younger eunuch in the mouth, picked up his collar and walked outside the courtyard without making any fuss. He called a group of patrolling elders.
The inner guard kicked the man over and scolded him angrily.
"Huh? This guy didn't fall into the trap. How did he know that Fengluan Palace can't break into it without permission..."
The old emperor's eyes widened in surprise, and the elder eunuch tilted his head in confusion. He watched the guards take the younger eunuch away, leaving the four of them to continue to lead the way for Zhao Guanren, and finally bypassed the restricted area that was forbidden to enter without permission.
"Your Majesty! Jinwu Guards Commander Chen has arrived..."
A young eunuch came upstairs to report, and a man in civilian clothes quickly came up, knelt down on one knee and said: "Your Majesty, I found out the silver coins of Yin and Zhang, and they both received the reward from Cao Shangshu and Zhang Shilang.
It’s not about taking money and stealing, or stealing!”
"Oh? Tell me, what did these two people do last night..."
The old emperor retreated and sat down on a chair, and Jin Wuwei immediately started talking about everything in detail. Not only did he tell them about how they had ripped off King Yujiang and redeemed themselves for prostitutes, they even borrowed Tang History and Tang Laws.
And the interrogation process was not spared.
"Yin Zhiping is an eloquent guy who can stir up trouble. I don't like this kind of villain the most..."
The old emperor said calmly: "I'll give him eighty sticks later, send him to the army, and let's see who comes out to intercede for him. Zhang Wuji is calm and smart, and doesn't talk much. He seems to be a malleable person. For now, let's reward him with Zuo Qianniu."
Lieutenant, practice and practice and see what your character is like!"
"According to the order!"
The great eunuch went downstairs to give orders. At this time, Zhao Guanren had just arrived at the Xianju Palace. The sun was shining brightly at noon. The courtyard was quite large and bright. The four-story pavilion was considered a high-rise building here, but there was no trace of it at all.
What evil miasma.
"Hey! Brothers, please don't leave. Tell us quickly..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly stopped the four eunuch guards and each presented him with a silver ingot worth ten taels. The four looked at each other in confusion and had no choice but to pull him into a corner.
"These words must not be spread to the outside world. The one who is evil is not the Xianju Palace, but the little prince whom the Holy One loves most..."
A guard whispered: "Half a month ago, the little prince suddenly went crazy, and the queen and maids were also possessed by the evil spirit. They either took off their clothes and had fun, or talked to invisible ghosts. This happened again after changing a group of slaves.
All the great immortal masters in the city are helpless, and right now... they only have half a life left!"
Zhao Guanren said suspiciously: "Is this someone's head being lowered?"
"Everyone has also guessed the same, and has already sent people to invite the Miaojiang surrender master..."
The other party spread his hands and said: "After the crazy slave was locked up, he regained consciousness within a few days. Only the little prince and his son were good and bad, and whoever went in to serve him was unlucky. Last night there was another crazy eunuch, naked.
Squat on the roof and learn how to scream!"
"Thank you, big brothers, for lending me the sword..."
Zhao Guanren borrowed a knife to cut the hem of his robe, tore it in half, wet it in a water tank, and covered his face with Xia Buer before he dared to walk into the courtyard. However, he saw two palace maids standing naked from a distance.
In the hall, people waved and danced silly.
"Oh my God! Isn't it so evil? You are so crazy in broad daylight..."
Xia Buyer quickly broke off two branches from the tree. Unexpectedly, two eunuchs jumped out from the side hall, rolled and crawled to their feet, kowtowed and cried: "Two adults, please do well."
Let us get out, we can't stay any longer, it's too scary!"
"Get up and talk!"
Zhao Guanren pulled up a eunuch and asked: "Where are the young prince and the empress? How many people are there in the palace? Is there anything strange, such as abnormal noises, the well water has been poisoned, and who comes to visit every day?"
"
"Fourth floor! Concubine Zhao is on the attic, and the little prince is on the third floor..."
The eunuch said with a pale face: "There are four crazy maids in the palace, and a eunuch who is good and bad is serving food. After the accident, no one dared to come to visit. At first, it was suspected that someone had poisoned it, but the water was the same as what the emperor ate, and the food was
They all come from the imperial kitchen, so they must be possessed by evil spirits!"
"Why are you two okay..."
Xia Buyer looked at the two of them strangely, and the other party said urgently: "We are only responsible for guarding and sweeping the door, not letting people inside come out, but we are too afraid of people. The queen whined in the middle of the night, and the maidservants crawled around naked.
The prince also recited poems to ghosts!"
"You guys stand guard at the door. If something goes wrong, call someone immediately..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the palace with a stick, and Xia Buer followed him cautiously, but the two dancing palace maids turned a blind eye to them. They talked to the air for a while, and jumped up and called people to play, as if the room was full.
We are all human beings.
"Brother Ren! Can you see that thing..."
Xia Buer kicked off the overturned coffee table, picked up a teapot and sniffed it, but Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "All that can be seen with the naked eye are black souls, which are super fierce ghosts. The living souls that cannot be seen can't harm them."
Only the unlucky ones with extremely low luck can meet people!"
Zhao Guanren slowly came to the stairs, holding a tree stick and tiptoed up to the second floor. The second floor was a lecture hall filled with books and long tables. He immediately saw the disheveled little prince, who was only seven or eight years old.
People talk to the air.
"Someone!"
Xia Buyer suddenly leaned against the stairs. Zhao Guanren also looked up at the stairs and saw a tall eunuch coming down, holding up his pants and shouting: "Hey! Why haven't lunch been delivered to the people outside?"
Come here, do you want to starve the young prince to death?"
"Fuck! Teddy brother..."
Zhao Guanren almost stared out of his eyes, and Xia Buer also ran out in surprise. The eunuch who came down turned out to be Chen Guangda. After they both turned on the "positioning system", they immediately confirmed that this was not an illusion, but a fake.
Teddy Chen.
"Huh? How did you two get here? Where did you get in..."
Chen Guangda greeted him in surprise, and Xia Buer said in a dumbfounded voice: "We are the bad guys who were invited in to exorcise demons. I didn't expect you to be here. The eunuch who squatted on the roof last night and imitated monkey calls must be the eunuch."
Are you pretending?"
"You two, come up with me. I'll sing a song and you'll understand..."
Chen Guangda turned around and walked upstairs, laughing and singing: "Red umbrellas, white umbrellas, after eating, let's lie down together on the board, lie down on the board, sleep in the coffin, relatives and friends come to have a meal, there is a red umbrella in the meal
, the whole village will be buried in the mountains, and the mountains will be covered with red umbrellas next year!”
"Fuck! Poisonous mushrooms..."
The two of them exclaimed in unison. When they arrived outside the bedroom on the third floor, they saw three girls sleeping soundly on a bed. Their phoenix robes and palace clothes were scattered all over the floor, and a dozen pieces of fine rice paper were also thrown away.
group, one of them must be the emperor’s little wife.
"There was a black-hearted warlock who prepared an elixir for Concubine Zhao, but he actually used the juice of the ink umbrella..."
Chen Guangda said: "The Amanita ink is a poisonous mushroom. After swallowing it with wine, it will cause hallucinations and is addictive. However, after the elixir was dropped and became damp, a strange fungus grew under the wooden floor, which is hallucinogenic.
The spore powder was sprayed everywhere, so they kept getting high!"
"Yeah~"
A little girl suddenly turned over and groaned. The three of them hurriedly walked into the teahouse not far away. Zhao Guanren said in great surprise: "No wonder the French in the city can't find evil spirits. I've been eating mushrooms for a long time. You gave me the mushrooms."
Have you shoveled it?"
"Of course! I almost got high last night. Fortunately, I have rich experience..."
Chen Guangda said with a bad smile: "There are all great masters around. Fortunately, I landed here. I took off the clothes and waistband of a dead eunuch. I threw the body into the well. Then I pretended to be him, good and bad.
No one noticed, and they are still eager to let me deliver food every day!"
"I knew it was like this..."
Zhao Guanren said in a low voice with disdain: "Thank you for being able to do it, you can do it even if they are so happy, but why are they still so crazy and stupid?"
"Tch~ Concubine Zhao was awake last night. I banged her three times in one night and didn't let her sleep until dawn..."
Chen Guangda smiled wickedly and said: "I lied to her that I was an immortal cultivator, and I lost all my magic power in order to help her exorcise evil spirits. But I also collected two boxes of spore powder and gave some to her son and the palace maid, so that they could continue to have fun.
The silly bitch didn’t have any suspicion at all, yet she begged me to save her son!”
"Hold this question mark bead to save your life. Give me your bead..."
Zhao Guanren exchanged the Congliang Pearl with him and said: "This is a deep palace, and the situation in the Tang Dynasty is very complicated. We can't take you out alive. You have to suffer here for a few days, and wait."
I'll think of a way to rescue you again!"
"No need! I think it's very nice here..."
Chen Guangda chuckled and said: "There are more than ten thousand girls in the imperial city, and the emperor is the only one in charge. I am the only one who can relieve the loneliness here. I just happen to be practicing the profound energy that Qiang Guangfu taught me. You just take good care of it."
Well, then the prince will be my son, hehe~"
"I'm afraid that you, an old pervert, will fall into a women's bathhouse - there will be more danger than good (more breasts and less chicken)..."
Zhao Guanren mocked: "The fight in the harem is no joke. The emperor stabbed the imperial concubine several times, and the concubine screamed several times, and someone recorded it. Besides, how can you practice Xuan Qi alone? Xuan Qi needs someone to help you open up the sea of Qi.
, Lao Zhao himself has no idea!"
"Don't you know that the second floor is full of books on cultivating Xuan Qi..."
Chen Guangda said strangely: "I also saw "Thunderbolt and Lightning Will Kill You" by Qiangzi, but it's not called that name, and it's only the first one-third. But there are great masters everywhere here, so I can just look for it.
Just let Lei Xiu help!"
"Holy crap! This is the world of Qi refining..."
Zhao Guanren was shocked for a moment and said angrily: "Damn it! That cheater Zhao Ziqiang is bragging again. His so-called self-created secret skill must be the reward he got from the Soul Tower, Erzi! We have to find Lei Xiu when we go out.
To help, it’s true to rely on yourself!”
The three people discussed secretly for a while, and then Zhao Guanren and Xia Buer went out side by side. But as soon as they arrived at the courtyard where the officials were resting, the eunuch shouted in a high voice: "The Holy One has spoken! Yin Zhiping Yelang is arrogant and disruptive."
The palace, the staff of eighty, the exile of three thousand miles..."