"My great prince, how can you be so confused? You are simply seeking death..."
Prime Minister Zuo was spinning around in anger, while two close bureaucrats persuaded him in low voices. At this moment, King Yujiang was like a bereaved dog, sitting in the guest room of Bodhidharma Court with disheveled hair, holding a large stack of talismans to ward off evil spirits.
"Yin Zhiping is just a toad with its skin peeled off - disgusting when alive, scary when dead..."
Prime Minister Zuo said with an irony-like expression: "Even the emperor saw that he was uncomfortable, yet you stepped on his feet. Besides, even he knew that he wanted to move, so you tied up his people at home.
This is going to cause trouble, the monster is looking for you!"
"Dong dong dong..."
Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and Zen Master Fahai opened the door and walked in. He saluted and said: "Your Highness! Prime Minister! The princess is fine for now. She can rest for two days and bring her back. However, the bat demon was not captured and was still injured."
Commander Yin, he asked His Highness to give an explanation outside the courtyard!"
"ridiculous!"
King Yujiang said disdainfully: "The monster came to him to seek revenge and almost hurt me. Why should I explain it to you? It's a good thing that I didn't seek revenge from him!"
"Your Highness! According to the rules set by the previous dynasty, no one is allowed to keep concubines privately..."
Fa Hai stepped forward and said: "Now his maid is tied up in your concubine's house, and the bat demon has injured two people in a row. If the Holy One asks, you will not be able to explain it. Moreover, if Yin Shuai is involved,
If I pack my bed and live in front of your house..."
"What? He still wants to live in front of my house. I will break his legs..."
King Yujiang suddenly jumped up and shouted, but Fahai smiled bitterly and said: "These are his exact words. If you don't want to be implicated by him anymore, I think it's better to turn the hostility into friendship. Yin Shuai is not a hard person to talk to, and enemies should be reconciled."
It’s not appropriate to get married!”
"Your Highness! Please stay away..."
The left prime minister also waved his hands irritably, and King Yujiang had no choice but to walk out dejectedly. Passing by the Buddhist hall not far away, he looked around and saw that his princess was lying on the ground unconscious, and eight Vajras were chanting mantras loudly around her.
, but it doesn’t seem to have a great effect.
"Gudu~"
Queen Yujiang swallowed in fear and hurriedly combed her long hair and came to the front yard. Zhao Guanren was sitting on the wooden porch eating noodles. Huamei and her maid were sitting aside wiping tears, their faces were covered with red spells.
King Yujiang walked over and held up his hands to apologize, and gave him a lot of reasons to deceive him, but Zhao Guanren let the two women go out, put down his chopsticks and poured him a cup of tea.
"Your Majesty! Your subordinates are ignorant, but you are a smart person..."
Zhao Guanren said sternly: "Someone is killing someone with a borrowed knife. He will kill your brother Prince Qing first, and then bring trouble to you. I quietly smoothed it over for you last night. Isn't it too much to ask you for a domestic prostitute?"
Why can't you understand?"
"Who did it?"
King Yujiang's face suddenly calmed down, and he could no longer show any signs of calming down. He seemed to be a different person when it came to the dispute in the court.
"I've only been here a few days, and the other party is a master. Anyway, the fight between you brothers is inseparable..."
Zhao Guanren took a sip of tea and then said: "I feel so cold today. I tried my best to subjugate the demons, but I became a human being inside and outside. The silver reward from the emperor was also deducted. Tonight, I just want to ask you for a thousand taels.
If I sell you well, I will become a landlord!"
"What are you talking about? Some people dare to deduct the silver rewarded by the emperor..."
King Yujiang was surprised and said: "Shuai Yin! Don't be anxious. Tell me all the causes and consequences. I will definitely uphold justice for you. A few thousand taels will not matter!"
"My lord! You can't give me this justice, so you should worry more about yourself..."
Zhao Guanren said in a low voice: "I am a bad guy who can find monsters, but the major temples and Taoist temples have found nothing, and Princess Ning has openly entered the palace. Could it be that all the magicians in the city are blind? And I am a kid who is actively slaying monsters.
Why are you being made difficult for no reason?"
"..."
King Yujiang's expression finally changed, and he was stunned for a while before whispering: "Mo, could it be that a prince is colluding with the demon?"
"More than that! Your Majesty doesn't know me, so why would you target me for no reason..."
Zhao Guanren patted his arm and said: "There are people in the palace who don't want me to slay demons. These demons are sharp blades in their hands. Even if they kill the prince, they can kill them all. If you don't believe me, ask your maid.
What did the bat demon say when it attacked me?"
"Oh~ don't show off..."
King Yujiang said anxiously: "The monster has been targeting me. My princess is still lying in the Buddhist hall to exorcise the evil spirit. If I hadn't gone to the outer house tonight, I would be the one who was possessed by the evil spirit!"
"What? I've already attacked you..."
Zhao Guanren pretended to be shocked and said: "The bat demon scolded me for being nosy and ruining the good things of their black sun demon king. If I can live until the day when the truth comes out, I will know how ridiculous it is to kill demons. Demons can kill
Absolutely, but we can’t kill all the evildoers who have fallen into the devil’s path!”
Cold sweat broke out on King Yujiang's forehead, and he stammered: "Who did this?"
"Don't you think it's strange today? Concubine Zhao was beheaded, but the emperor didn't investigate further..."
Zhao Guanren said in a dark voice: "I can break the small head-lowering spell, but no one can break the huge God's Capital. Do you know whether you can't solve it, don't want to solve it, or don't dare to solve it? Your Majesty! You can decide for yourself.
Come on, I won’t be able to survive if I keep meddling in other people’s business!”
Zhao Guanren took out a white paper talisman and stuffed it at him, and whispered: "Let the princess swallow this talisman alive with water, and the evil spirits in the body will be naturally eliminated. But she must not let people from Bodhidharma Academy discover it, and don't trust anyone easily. You ask for it yourself."
What a blessing, by the way! I have received a thousand taels of cash and thank you, Your Majesty, for meeting me!"
"Zhiping! Money is not a problem..."
King Yujiang took out a large stack of banknotes and handed them to him, and said urgently: "But don't leave in a hurry. Stay and help me for a while. The more I think about what you just said, the more afraid I am.
I don’t dare to go back, and I don’t dare to live in Bodhidharma Court anymore, I’m going fucking crazy!”
"You just stay in Bodhidharma Court for a few days, Fahai will never let anything happen to you here..."
Zhao Guanren pretended to hesitate and said: "Actually, I don't want to run away. I'll stay and observe for a few days. If the emperor is just bewitched by a villain, I will stay and help you. But if the emperor is transformed into a demon, I can only pack up my bed."
Run away!"
"What do you mean? Your Majesty is..."
King Yujiang covered his mouth and looked around in horror, but a terrible thought burst out. Since the snake demon can turn into the appearance of Princess Ning, then the demon king who is more powerful than it can turn into Princess Ning.
The emperor also seemed normal.
"Your beloved maid has been bewitched, and everyone knows that you farted on her..."
Zhao Guanren stood up and held his shoulders, and whispered: "Your bodyguards are unreliable. Change them to a group of new faces without foundation. Remember! We can't reveal our words to anyone. If something happens, come to Pinglefang to find me."
I’m going back to open the altar and set up the formation!”
"You take her away and keep her for me for the time being after exorcising the evil spirits. You must clean her up..."
King Yujiang clutched the charm and ran away quickly. Zhao Guanren secretly laughed and smeared eel blood in his maid's house, which attracted a large number of bats. Princess Yujiang was not possessed by evil spirits, but by Chen Guangda.
The spore powder is equivalent to eating poisonous mushrooms.
"Huamei! You should become a monk, otherwise I will sell you into a brothel..."
Zhao Guanren walked out of the corridor with his hands behind his back. Huamei and his maidservant were still waiting outside. When Huamei heard this, he immediately knelt down, kowtowed and begged for mercy and cried bitterly. But she couldn't be entirely blamed for this. She was the person of King Yujiang.
I can't afford to offend him at all.
"Get out of here! I will be a slave in the outer courtyard tomorrow. You also come with me..."
Zhao Guanren kicked her and walked out, got on the carriage and returned to the newly purchased house, leaving the two girls alone in the left courtyard. He happened to see Bi Qi sitting in the small pavilion, flirting happily with Xia Buer.
, seeing him coming, he consciously entered the house.
"Hey~ Isn't this a fourth-grade official, Captain Zhang, Lord Zhang..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the pavilion with a smile and said: "Your big bat costume is quite scary. King Yujiang's mistress peed her crotch, but she didn't see that your fake wings were broken!"
"The quality of the cardboard you found was too poor. It broke after I fanned it a few times..."
Xia Buyer smiled and said: "But it was late at night and there was no flashlight. Anyone who met him would be startled. But Tianyangzi was obviously suspicious. He stared at the mummy for a long time. I heard him mutter, "It's weird."
!But there is another possibility, he knows that there is no bat demon!"
Zhao Guanren narrowed his eyes and asked: "You want to say that he and the monster are in the same group?"
"It's just initial suspicion. Anyway, the reaction is not normal..."
Xia Buer nodded and said: "The old emperor's palace is also quite deep. He never mentioned the matter of Gu and snake demon. It wasn't until the banquet was about to end that he secretly summoned me and the Jinwu Guard Commander and asked the Jinwu Guards to investigate the harem.
I secretly investigated Prince Ning and Baiyunguan!"
"oh?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and asked: "Did the old guy trust you so quickly? And he has been targeting me. Isn't this too strange?"
"He is not targeting you for no reason, but he has many eyes and ears and knows what you are doing in brothel street..."
Xia Buyer whispered: "You are a cunning villain in his eyes, and I have been studying silently, so he thinks I am a very stable person. He gave me this job, on the one hand, to test me, and on the other hand, he thought I was a very stable person.
On the one hand, no one can trust him!"
"Your Majesty! He will always be a loner, and the royal family has no family ties..."
Zhao Guanren nodded and said: "In that case, I will help you secretly. I will go back to your own house to sleep tonight. Tomorrow I will scold you for taking advantage of others. You just need to make a few more tricks to take advantage of me, that's right!"
How's Brother Teddy doing?"
"Ha~ The dung beetle fell into the latrine - like a fish in water..."
Xia Buer said with laughter and tears: "My father-in-law has turned into something, serving the sleeping deputy general manager, and even hooked up with a mature lady. But I think we have gone astray. We are obviously trying to help the poor and eliminate demons. If we continue to do this, we are not rebelling."
No!"
"Brother Teddy is like a chicken. If you dare not let him rebel, he will dare to get angry with you..."
Zhao Guanren stretched his muscles and said: "Don't come to me if you don't have any urgent matters. I'll meet you at Hongji Winery in Taikangfang tomorrow at noon. I'll tell you the secret meeting place. Okay! I'll go and consecrate King Yujiang's little wife. You can also
Come back soon!"
"Consecration? Open the door and take off your clothes..."
Xia Buyer looked at him with disdain, but Zhao Guanren rolled his eyes and said: "That's vulgar! I will point her to make money, otherwise there are more than 70 good people in this courtyard, and tomorrow they will break through 100, you Zhang Daguanren
Are you here to support me? Besides, I still have the task of going to the countryside to help the poor!"
Xia Buyer said in confusion: "What kind of money can she make for you? At most, she can contribute some private money?"
"Second son! Killing the emperor is just a matter of one blow, but what will you do after killing the emperor? Are you going to bury him with him..."
Zhao Guanren patted him on the shoulder and said: "Rebellion is a systematic and large-scale project. There is only one opportunity every year. If you miss the 'rebellion season', you will have to wait until next year. And the three major powers must have at least one, but what do you have? What do you have?"
You didn’t even talk about rebellion?”
"The three major powers? Military power, imperial power and speech power..."
"Haha~ You said two things wrong about the three powers. You'd better understand the meaning of 'rebellion season'..."