"No! I don't have any stolen money. I am really an upright official..."
Xu Shiming knelt on the ground and kowtowed and cried. His shrill voice was unbearable to watch. Even the clerk in charge of searching the house shook his head and said: "The person named Xu is beautiful in appearance. His wife and daughter have been wearing the same clothes for two or three years, but we didn't do any searching."
To meet such a poor fourth-grade official, two of the slaves ran away!"
"Xu Shiming! If you don't pay, your daughter will be embarrassed to see anyone..."
Zhao Guanren stared at the other party reluctantly, Xu Shiming shook his head with tears streaming down his face and said: "Master Yin! In addition to the writing fees and etiquette that everyone charges, I can swear to God that I have never embezzled a single penny of dirty money. There are more than ten people in my hometown.
Mu of Susukaku field, if you don’t mind it I’ll give it to you!”
"Sir! Our family really has no money, and my official is really not greedy..."
Mrs. Xu cried so much that her nose was bubbling, and both daughters almost fainted from fright. Even Li Sheyue couldn't bear to look at it, and hesitantly tugged on Zhao Guanren's sleeve.
"Xu Shiming! I still sympathized with you..."
Zhao Guanren said contemptuously: "But now it seems that you are a selfish and shameless villain who deserves to be tortured and killed, Liu'er! Go dig out his stolen money and let his wife and children take a good look at it."
, what kind of face does this great upright official have!"
"Come here! Plow up the floor tiles in the study for me..."
A beautiful concubine clapped her hands disdainfully. Xu Shiming suddenly raised his head. Several strong young men immediately ran in with tools and started digging in the study room in the side courtyard. Zhao Guanren also waved his hand and pulled Xu Shiming away.
The whole family was brought there.
"Wow! Master, there are so many silver bars down here..."
A young man shouted in shock, and the Xu family immediately raised their heads in surprise, while the four young men found two thick bamboo sticks and picked out more than a dozen large porcelain jars from under the floor tiles, each with a large jar.
They are filled with silver bars or ingots.
"Officer, officer! Where did this money come from? It's not yours, right? Just talk..."
Mrs. Xu turned around in horror. Her man was paralyzed on the ground with a lifeless face, staring at the ground without saying a word.
"Aren't you an upright official? Didn't you swear to God? Why didn't you speak..."
Zhao Guanren said disgustedly: "Despite your level, you dare to make false accounts. You embezzled 150,000 taels of silver in the Demon Suppressing Division. You couldn't put it down at home, so you went to the outer city and bought two houses to hide the money. And the money here is
Most of the money was stolen by you before!"
"Asshole! You deserve to die..."
Mrs. Xu yelled like crazy, and her two daughters also cried and cursed together. She naively thought that her father, an upright official, had been wronged, but who knew that he would rather have his wife and daughter stripped naked than give away his embezzled money?
Hand it over.
"Okay! Now your crime is enough to be beheaded. Don't even think about spending money to come back after being exiled..."
Zhao Guanren walked over with a smile. Xu Shiming was completely cowed this time, crying and begging him to spare his life. Zhao Guanren had people drag him into the woodshed.
"I'll give you a chance to live..."
Zhao Guanren knelt down and said: "On the day you framed me in the old palace, who was advising you behind the scenes? After I was escorted into the carriage, there was a man talking to me outside the carriage. I had never heard his voice. Then
Who is this guy?”
"Jin, Commander Chen of the Jinwu Guard, you should have seen him..."
Xu Shiming whispered: "That day, Commander Chen suddenly came to me and said that he had found out that you had committed adultery with the Crown Princess. He asked me to do what he said. What I said was all taught by him. He was the one who sealed your valve, and then he took you into custody.
It’s the six Taibao who left!”
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "What kind of ghost is the Taibao?"
"In the previous dynasty, there were the famous Thirteen Taibao, each of whom was brave and invincible. And there were thirteen masters in the palace beside the emperor. The flatterers called them the Thirteen Taibao..."
Xu Shiming explained: "Ordinary people can't see them. They are small guards at one time and eunuchs at another. They pretended to be my Dali Temple yamen that day. I didn't recognize them at first. I overheard Commander Chen say something
, six Taibao adults took action, that kid is doomed!"
"Thirteen Taibao, right?"
Zhao Guanren nodded and stood up, pulling Xu Shiming out and saying: "Here comes! The Xu family's young and old will follow the rules of the court. The women will be sent to the school, and the men will go to work. No one is allowed to molest the female family members. Xu Shiming escorted them away.
Exile three thousand miles!"
"Thank you, Master Yin, for sparing my life. Your great kindness will be unforgettable by this villain..."
Xu Shiming bowed in gratitude and thanked him. His wife immediately rushed up to him, slapped him several times, grabbed his hair and cursed loudly. The two cadres quickly separated the two people, put a rope around Xu Shiming's neck, and led him away like a bereaved dog.
Already.
"Master! Your little wife's spanking was in vain..."
Cuiyu came over unwillingly and wanted to take off Mrs. Xu's pants, but Li Sheyue said: "Mom! That feeling is too painful. It can really ruin a woman's life. Master, he is cruel and soft-hearted, so let's just
Stop doing evil!"
"That's right! My little wife is still sensible..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and touched her head, then stepped forward and asked someone to take all the money back. Unexpectedly, a little maid ran in from outside the courtyard, saluted and said: "Uncle! Miss, please come to the house and talk to you about something important."
discuss!"
"Uncle? You are from the Crown Princess's family, right? What is the Crown Princess's name..."
Zhao Guanren greeted him curiously, and the little maid smiled and said: "Uncle! My lady is no longer the princess, she is your promised wife. My lady's name is Zhao Bilian, she is the fifth in the family. You can also call her little girl."
five!"
"Zhao Bilian? Why don't you call me such an unlucky name..."
Zhao Guanren muttered something subconsciously, and the little maid stamped her feet and scolded: "What are you talking about, uncle? The lotus shade is green and the lotus shadows are red. The lady's name comes from this poem. Our sixth lady is called Zhao Biying. It's so poetic and picturesque.
His name!"
"Zhao Biying? Her father won't call him Zhao Qingtian..."
Zhao Guanren's face suddenly became strange, and the little maid said in surprise: "Look at what my uncle said, even if you don't know the name of your father-in-law, Longyou Jiedushi Master should know it, isn't Zhao Qingtian your father-in-law?"
What?"
"I'll go! Eight million for one person, Marshal White Fire..."
Zhao Guanren almost stared out of his eyes. Zhao Qingtian was the middle marshal of Jialan Secret Realm, the white fire-level boss they met for the first time. And this group of people went to conquer the demons to protect the "Great National Master", and all eight million troops fought.
Died in a secret place.
"Could it be that Fahai is Eternal Night? No, it doesn't look like it at all..."
Zhao Guanren looked up at the sky in shock. The eight million army finally won the victory and sealed the remnant soul of the Black Old Demon in the Skeleton Tower. Unfortunately, they did not know that the Grand Master was a hypocrite and became a famous figure in later generations - Yong.
The king of the night.
"Uncle! The carriage is outside the door, are you going..."
The little maid waved her little hand in confusion, and Zhao Guanren, who had recovered his senses, nodded quickly and asked Li Sheyue and the others to go back with the money. He and the little maid got on the carriage outside the courtyard and headed all the way to the Crown Princess's home.
'No! Yong Ye is from Jialan, and Jialan hasn't had any trouble yet...'
Zhao Guanren thought to himself: "After the accident, Yong Ye and Hei Lao Mo fell out, went to other places to start a new business, and eventually became a great national master who deceived eight million people. This must have nothing to do with Fa Hai, but Zhao Qingtian
They all showed up, I'm afraid something is going to happen to Jialan!'
"Uncle! Zhao Mansion has arrived..."
The carriage slowly stopped outside the door of a large house. The Zhao family's courtyard was built against the mountain and occupied half of the square. It was only a few hundred meters away from the palace. The middle door of the Zhao family was already wide open. The old man of the Zhao family was wearing a formal dress.
, led his family to greet him at the door in person.
"Grandpa! How can I trouble you to welcome me personally? My son-in-law is so flattered..."
Zhao Guanren jumped out of the car and hurried forward. The old man was the right servant of Shangshu Province. Pushe means in charge. He was a second-rank official. His official position in the Tang Dynasty was over. But his position was, at best, the prime minister. He said
It sounds like a job in name only.
"Oh! My virtuous son-in-law, we finally meet again..."
As soon as the old man heard that he came up, he called him grandfather. He immediately took him to greet him with a smile on his face, and introduced his family members to him one by one. Except for the "bride" who had returned to the marriage, almost everyone in the Zhao family came to greet him, even his sister-in-law Zhao Biying.
Out.
‘I’ll go! She is indeed the Princess of the North…’
Zhao Guanren instinctively looked at Zhao Biying. Zhao Biying was at least fifteen or sixteen years old now. In later generations, she was taken away by the black devil's clone, her memory was wiped away and she became the princess of the North. There was also a poor brother of hers who was forced to change gender into a woman.
.
"Why are you staring at me..."
The little girl immediately raised her fist and shouted: "Do you want to try my fist? I am not as easy to deal with as my sister. If you lose, I will beat you into a bamboo bear!"
"Xiao Ying! Don't mess around, call your brother-in-law quickly..."
Mr. Zhao pointed at her and cursed with a smile, but Zhao Guanren suddenly stepped forward and whispered: "You have a birthmark on your left buttocks and a red mole on your belly button. Please call me brother-in-law quickly, or I will tell others that you have no buttocks."
Take a bath by the river!”
"You, you are shameless, I will come out and bite you..."
Zhao Biying's face suddenly turned red and she ran back angrily. Zhao Guanren laughed, and the Zhao family also laughed. They all regarded Zhao Biying as a child. It seemed that it would take at least ten years before she could become the princess of the North.
"Son-in-law! The banquet is ready. Let's talk while eating..."
Mr. Zhao led him to the inner house. He could see that he was in a very happy mood. He must have learned that Zhao Guanren had suddenly emerged and helped his son resolve the crisis of trust. Not only did he not have to go to war, but he also labeled him as a rebel.
On the head.
suddenly!
A handsome "gongzi brother" walked out of the inner house. She was the princess disguised as a man. She still had a sky-high ponytail, a white robe embroidered with silver patterns, and a paper fan in her waist.
The two headlights are bulging and have a handsome charm.
"Haha~ Isn't this my wife? There's no need to salute this time..."
Zhao Guanren stepped in front of her, and the princess' pretty face turned red immediately. She pinched his waist angrily and glared: "When did you ever salute? I'm so proud of you. Last time, the princess
I haven’t had enough fun, so I’ll let you take it home and play slowly this time, Prince Wai!”
"Am I proud?"
Zhao Guanren said with a bad smile: "My husband, let me tell you a few anecdotes. There are three major hardships in life: punting, blacksmithing, and selling tofu; there are three major hardships in life: door bolts, underground bricks, and birds in the crotch; and there are three major green spots in life.
, watermelon rind, bastard lid, prince!"
"Pfft~"
The Crown Princess covered her mouth and burst out laughing, but Zhao Guanren added: "There are three major leisures in life: corrupt officials' money, the prince's wife, and monks' birds; there are three major failures in life: concubines being cheated, wives being cheated on, and... having an affair.
Get caught and take her home!"
"you……"
The Crown Princess's face suddenly changed, and she said angrily: "You think I am a remarried woman, not worthy of the high official you are not married to, right? Then you go to the Emperor and regret the marriage. It's not me who asked for it."
You marry me, but if you don’t want to marry me, you still don’t want to marry me!”
"I can see that you really don't want to get married..."
Zhao Guanren said coldly: "The prince is a fart. He is not playing with rabbits, but being played by rabbits. He encourages you to dress up as a woman. Isn't he just asking you to be a rabbit? You haven't gone through the back door enough, or you are addicted to it.
Are you dressing like this to disgust me?"
"I didn't mean it, I didn't expect that..."
The princess stamped her feet anxiously and ran towards her boudoir angrily. Unexpectedly, she suddenly heard a bleating sound. Zhao Guanren thought a sheep was coming, but when he instinctively turned his head, he saw that it was actually a sheep.
An adult giant panda wearing a collar.
"How dare you bully my sister, big fat guy! Bite him quickly..."
"Holy crap! Isn't it illegal for you to raise this thing? Don't chase me..."