Fahai's battle with the "Four-faced Demon" shocked the entire Luoyang City. Magicians from all factions came out in force, and the joint city defense army searched for the monster everywhere. However, the statues of the four heavenly kings did not disappear and still stood in the four directions of Luoyang City. No matter how stupid you are,
I also know that I am being deceived.
"I just heard that the Crown Princess was caught committing adultery. It turns out the adulterer is you..."
Liu Tianliang drove the carriage and became the driver. Zhao Guanren leaned behind him and whispered: "The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty is so treacherous. This time we have met our opponent. The second son and I have let him trick us. I will
Just came out of the prison..."
Zhao Guanren explained the matter roughly, but Liu Tianliang cursed angrily: "You deserve it! If you don't go looking for monsters properly and hold back your bad intentions to cause others to rebel, it will be considered polite if they don't cut off your heads. You three
You’re a bad bird and it’s your own fault!”
"How about we go to the countryside and give away all my concubines, even the princess..."
Zhao Guanren slowly lit up a cigarette, and Liu Tianliang snatched it away, took two puffs and cursed: "It's worthless! Giving up halfway is a coward's behavior. If there are difficulties, overcome them. If there are no difficulties, create difficulties. Defeat the dog emperor and liberate the entire harem.
,Yeah~”
"Why did you come to Luoyang? Why did you stay in an inn..."
"Looking at the house! Mingquan County is in too much chaos. We not only need to help the poor, but also crack down on gangs and evil. My boss was killed by bandits, leaving a widow who wants to move..."
Liu Tianliang smoked a cigarette and said: "The widow is addicted to ugliness. She has ruined all the boys in the family. She made me the accountant last month. I turned around and tried to hide the rules. I was worried that my innocence would not be guaranteed, so I said I had relatives in Luoyang.
She asked me to bring people over to view the house and the land!”
Zhao Guanren pointed to the front and said: "Turn left ahead! Is there any news from Dalinzi?"
"No! I didn't even see the shadow..."
Liu Tianliang flicked the cigarette butt and said: "I met with Old Zhao before I came here. Old Zhao said that this game didn't start well, and it would be unlucky when it landed. The people were too scattered. If it wasn't for the overall situation, it would be the use of the Soul Killer.
What a reward!"
"It must be an overall situation. The Crown Princess' sister is the Princess of the North, and her father is the Marshal of the Secret Army..."
Zhao Guanren patted him and jumped out of the carriage. Not only were the soldiers holding open fire outside the Zhao Mansion, but the guards of the entire village were also mobilized. He shouted at the watchtower in every village: "Hey! I am the commander of the Demon Division.
Yin Zhiping, if you need anything, come to Zhao Mansion to see me!"
"I know! The humble position must be communicated to..."
The archer immediately crossed his arms and agreed, and his colleagues also banged their clappers to pass the message to other watchtowers. Zhao Guanren took Liu Tianliang to the door of Zhao's house. The housekeeper hurriedly invited him into the house, and Liu Tianliang was automatically ignored. Watching in Datang
You know who you are by the way you dress.
"Holy crap! Isn't this thing a panda? Isn't it illegal to raise this thing..."
Liu Tianliang's eyes suddenly widened, and he only saw a panda cub that was a few months old, nibbling bamboo in the bamboo forest not far away. His sister-in-law Zhao Biying came out after hearing the sound, picked up the little panda and said sweetly: "Big bad guy!
Were you responsible for the thunder just now?"
"Yes! Is it beautiful? I'll show it to you next time..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and blinked, turned around and said "Princess of the North" to Liu Tianliang. Liu Tianliang immediately whispered: "This girl must be sixteen or seventeen at most. She should be many years away from the incident, but she is really tall."
Shuiling, how about I become your brother-in-law?"
"You choose one of my concubines and her without any regrets..."
Zhao Guanren jokingly walked into the hall. Liu Tianliang rolled his eyes and immediately stopped talking. Mr. Zhao personally led his family members out, poured into the front hall and asked with concern: "Zhiping! I heard that you just killed him.
The Four-faced Demon is okay, right?"
"No problem! But there are four four-faced demons, and their accomplices rescued the remaining three..."
Zhao Guanren wiped the rain off his face, took out two signal tubes and said: "Grandpa! I'm worried that the monster will retaliate, so I've come to give you two fireworks bombs. This thing can shoot out red fireworks with one pull.
All the magicians will come!"
"My child! You are so thoughtful. Our family has really found a good son-in-law..."
Mr. Zhao was moved and saluted him, and others nodded and praised him, which actually put a smile on the Crown Princess's face.
"You hide it really deep..."
The Crown Princess stepped forward to take the flare and asked curiously: "Why is your magic power stronger than that of Zen Master Fa Hai? Before, I only knew that you could draw thunder, but I didn't expect that you also had the power of thunder to scare our family."
I thought the world was about to collapse!"
"This is the Demon-Destroying Divine Thunder. It is extremely powerful and should not be displayed easily..."
Zhao Guanren puffed up his chest coquettishly, cupped his hands and said: "Dear relatives! It seems that we have to get to know each other again. My surname is Yin, my first name is Zhiping, my courtesy name is Yunxuan, my Taoist name is Lei Zhenzi, my nickname is Yun Zhonghe, and he studied under Tianshan
The founder of Xiaoyao Sect, Li Xiaoyao!"
"Pfft~cough cough cough..."
Liu Tianliang covered his mouth and coughed violently, but no one paid attention to him. Everyone nodded in wonder, and even the princess looked confused, with some exclamations that seemed to understand.
"Uncle! The mage from Bodhidharma Academy is looking for you..."
The housekeeper suddenly brought in a monk. The monk quickly stepped forward and saluted: "Master Yin! Thank you so much for your generous intervention. My master was seriously injured and is recuperating. He cannot come to thank you in person. He asked the young monk to tell you that he will wait until he recovers.
I’ll definitely come and say thank you!”
"You're welcome, Master. It's just your duty to eliminate demons and protect the Tao..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said: "Zen Master! Please inform the Demon Suppressing Division and the Qianniu Guards of the Seven Gates. Just tell me what I said. The guy who shouted about killing Master Fahai before is either a bandit or a monster. He must be a monster."
He must be caught and interrogated strictly!”
"Oh~ Thank you for your concern, Master. I feel really ashamed to say it..."
The monk shook his head sadly and said, "None of the more than one hundred Dharma Masters in our Bodhidharma Academy has seen through the Four-faced Demon. Instead, they come to worship him as a Bodhisattva. And all of my master's magic power comes from Buddhism. I dare not disrespect the Bodhisattva even if I know he is a fake."
,Thanks to you, otherwise something big would have happened!"
After the monk finished speaking, he bowed deeply before leaving. The Zhao family enthusiastically wanted to stay with Zhao Guanren. After Zhao Guanren declined with a smile, the princess took the initiative to send him out. Unexpectedly, she twisted her butt and dragged him into the side courtyard.
small garden.
"If you have something to say, please tell me quickly. I still have a lot of things to do..."
Zhao Guanren leaned against the light, while the Crown Princess stood in the dark and murmured: "I am considered a virgin. I have never let him eat my tongue. I was just put...in a dirty place. From now on, I will concentrate on you."
It’s just about having children, so why should you care?”
"Miss Zhao! Hasn't anyone told you that when you say someone's humble words, it's tantamount to swearing..."
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "You bitch! You boldly express your humble opinion. What do you think of your father's clumsy thorns and dogs? Why don't you let your stupid brother's wife come out and let me enter her dirty house? As long as your stupid brother doesn't
If you mind, I won’t mind at all!”
"you……"
The princess's face turned red with anger, and her silver teeth were almost broken.
"This kind of thing is not your fault at all, but it proves that you are a simple woman..."
Zhao Guanren said: "But you didn't use your brain after the incident and used yourself to save others. This is stupid and selfish. Besides, I am a young man who marries you as a second-hand wife. What should I be proud of? Are you?
Do you think I’m superior to you?”
"I'm stupid! I'm not good enough for you..."
The Crown Princess suddenly cried out, pushed him away and tried to run out, but was grabbed by the back of her head and was suddenly lifted in front of Zhao Guanren.
"What a bad temper you have, you must be a habitual habit of burning incense and picking your butts..."
Zhao Guanren taught him a lesson: "People must be self-aware. No matter how old you are, don't show off your superiority in front of your brother. Princess Yue is still her mother's golden branches and jade leaves. Why don't you lie down in front of me? I will be yours from now on."
Husband, you have to call me Master, do you understand?"
"I didn't think you were being too high-spirited. It's obvious that you dislike me..."
The Crown Princess stared at him and choked up: "This will be a knot in our hearts forever. It's better to break up after we get married. I'll go back to my parents' house and you can continue to live happily and be a couple in name only. See you."
I won’t feel sick anymore if I don’t!”
"Actually! Three flat shapes are not as good as one round one. I also like to go off the beaten track..."
Zhao Guanren patted her butt, smiled evilly and muttered a few words in her ear. The princess immediately collapsed, stamped her feet and cried: "What are you going to do? One moment you are disgusted, the other moment you like it, if not
Maybe you're happy, but I won't stick to your cold ass!"
"Hehe~"
Zhao Guanren touched her head and said with a bad smile: "My grassland, my horse, I can play as I want. You are my horse. If I don't tame you, what will you do if you kick me?"
My little wild horse, would you like to be taken home by this groom?"
"Bah, you dirty bastard! I knew you were not a good person, so I'll kick you to death..."
The Crown Princess kicked him shyly, bit her lip with a blushing face and ran away. Unexpectedly, Zhao Biying suddenly emerged from the bamboo forest, ran over and whispered: "Big bad guy! My fifth sister is so wild.
, if you don’t tame me, you will suffer a lot!”
"But you are not a gentle horse. I will suffer a lot in the future..."
Zhao Guanren took out two fruit candies, peeled one and stuffed it into her little mouth. She was immediately surprised and said: "It's delicious! But what does my wildness have to do with you? I won't go to your house to bully you.
!”
"You don't know, right? Your grandfather married you to me, and you and your sister came in together on the wedding day, so you, this little wild horse, also belong to me..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and touched her head. Zhao Biying's pretty face suddenly turned red, and she said shyly: "It turns out that I am the one who is going to be the dowry, but I like to dance with swords and guns, and listen to and sing operas. If you are not like my mother,
Discipline me, and I... will marry you!"
"Marry me and you will be my woman, and I will depend on you as my husband..."
Zhao Guanren put his arms around her waist and whispered: "You will be an adult after you get married. People will no longer treat you as a child. Do you want to do something adult?"
"You mean...eating your tongue? Will you feel happy..."
Zhao Biying looked at him shyly, and Zhao Guanren almost burst into laughter on her face. He pushed her against the pavilion pillar, buried her head in the same position as her sister and kissed her. The little girl let out a delicate cry, holding her hands
She hugged his neck helplessly and excitedly.
"Is it delicious? My little lady..."
Zhao Guanren let go of the lamb with a bad smile. Zhao Biying was as red as a lobster, and he gasped in confusion: "It turns out to be so comfortable. No wonder my sisters-in-law like to eat tongues, Officer! You go quickly, I'll do it after we go through the door."
Let you eat enough!"
"Wait for me! The official will marry you in an eight-carat sedan chair..."
Zhao Guanren kissed her on the mouth again and walked out of the small garden with a smile. Unexpectedly, his mother-in-law happened to appear with several women, pulled a girl over and said with a smile: "Uncle! This is Zhao Yushu who is going to be married.
, I will be your little wife one day, are you still satisfied?"
"Ah? Isn't it Zhao Biying..."
Zhao Guanren looked back in surprise. Zhao Biying hid in the bamboo forest with a "swish", but her mother covered her mouth and smiled: "I must have misunderstood. Xiaoying is a legitimate daughter, how can she be a concubine? Besides, she is such a silly girl.
, and Yushu is fifteen this year, sensible and good at giving birth!"
"Haha~ I'm sorry to bother my mother-in-law, my son-in-law just obeys..."
Zhao Guanren looked at Zhao Yushu awkwardly, but he was just a minor who didn't open his mouth. He quickly saluted and ran away, while Liu Tianliang saw clearly outside the moon gate and followed him into the carriage with gloating.
"You're just being sentimental. The person you're marrying is a concubine, and you're dragging your legitimate daughter into a kiss..."
Liu Tianliang got on the carriage and said with a smile: "You have got a big deal. The princess has a bit of Jingtian taste, and the sister-in-law who is accompanying you is also a beauty. By the way! How many concubines have you taken? I don't know how to taste meat in a month."
, you have to make arrangements for your brother!"
"How many do you want? Tell me the number..."
"Look at your bragging. If I want a thousand, do you have it? If you don't brag, you will die..."
"Am I bragging? Apart from the emperor, I have the most girls in the entire Tang Dynasty. I have the most girls among the four thousand..."
"Brother! You are my brother, why are you so kind..."