Early in the morning, the sound of firecrackers alarmed everyone in the city. Sky monkeys kept exploding in the air, but the prince's wedding was not so lively. Countless people ran to Tianhe Street to watch and spontaneously helped beat gongs and drums.
, onlookers watch the second-hand prince-in-law going out to welcome his bride.
"Good morning, folks, thank you very much..."
Zhao Guanren, who was dressed in a red robe, was riding on a horse, and he cheerfully raised his hands to express his gratitude. There was a long queue in front of him, and hundreds of red-clothed guards behind him. The maids of the family scattered flowers and candies along the way, and they also provided handfuls of cigarettes.
Throw it out.
"Spread your wedding money, don't crowd, just have fun..."
Zhao Guanren took out his money bag and kept throwing copper coins. The people along the way were shouting congratulations, and the team drove straight to the princess's mansion. Since the two met in the old palace bathhouse, they had not seen each other for more than a month.
The butlers were messaging each other.
"Huh? This guy did it on purpose..."
Zhao Guanren was suddenly startled. There was another welcoming team coming from the side. The huge crowd was also very pompous, and the bridegroom officer riding on the horse was also a prince-in-law. He was the ex-husband of Princess Yue, and she had to challenge him all day long.
Consort Cui.
"Second-hand consort! He's going to my ex-wife's house to marry into his wife..."
Consort Cui sneered and shouted. The two teams happened to meet at the crossroads, and the guards of the two teams immediately fought against each other like cattle.
"Alas~ If I hadn't been so lucky as Prince Consort Cui, I would never have had a wife in my life..."
Zhao Guanren reined in his horse and said with a smile: "I am really busy today. I have to marry four wives at once, including a little princess, a little county head, a daughter of the Zhao family, and a granddaughter of Yang Yuhuan."
, please call me Si Lang, or Shi Lang from now on!"
"Hahaha……"
The people watching burst into laughter, but Consort Cui mocked: "What are you talking about? Yang Yuhuan's granddaughter, have you gone to the underworld to summon spirits? Also, Li Sheyue is the daughter of a concubine. What kind of county head is she? With you
Are you putting gold on your face like this?"
"Ignorant and ill-informed! The emperor favored Li Sheyue as the head of Peng'an County, and his biological mother was a second-class concubine..."
Zhao Guanren said proudly: "Let me open your eyes again. Yang Yuhuan faked his death and let his admirers rescue him and take him to Japan. Six years ago, the emperor found his descendants who were exactly the same as Yang Yuhuan, but we
Mingjun didn't touch her even a hair, and he rewarded me as my concubine just yesterday!"
"Oh my god! Yang Yuhuan is not dead..."
The people immediately started talking in surprise, and Prince Consort Cui also looked shocked and disbelieving, and quickly turned to ask his cronies.
"Consort Cui! I'm so envious of you. You can just go to the princess's mansion to sleep with her..."
Zhao Guanren smiled again and said: "Oh no! I have never been a consort. I forgot. It depends on the mood of the princess when sleeping. My Princess Wan'an has never let you enter the bridal chamber. Tell me, you can leave a perfect girl.
Give it to me, don’t exhaust me to death tonight!”
"Hahaha……"
The crowd laughed again, but Prince Consort Cui sneered: "So what if I haven't slept with you before? Princess Wan'an is also my ex-wife in name. You, a second-hand picker, don't have the shame to speak so loudly. Hurry up and give this to me."
Prince Consort, get out of the way!"
"It's okay! Beauty is a gift from God, and a skillful hand finds it by chance. This prince-in-law doesn't care about fame..."
Zhao Guanren said with a bad smile: "But you have to be aware of some things. Send a poem to your wife and share it with my beautiful sister-in-law... When the love is strong, the clothes are lightly untied, and the spirit is cool and the pink grapes are pressed together gently and slowly.
Picking up again, the mandarin ducks stay in bed in pairs for the night! Haha~"
"Li Consort Li has written such a good poem, vivid and immersive, so wonderful..."
Immediately, someone started praising her loudly. All Zhao Guanren wrote were Tang poems, but Cui Prince Consort shouted angrily: "Li Zhiping! You are so quick to talk here. My princess has been living in seclusion all year round. How could you have an affair with her?"
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"You said this, I didn't. Besides, my family won't be living in the palace in September..."
Zhao Guanren sneered and rode away. His men suddenly threw out baskets of silver melon seeds. The huge crowd immediately roared and rushed towards the Cui family wedding team like a swarm of swarms. In one fell swoop, those they rushed over were turned upside down and chickens flew away.
The dog jumps.
"Hurry up and let off the fire! The Prince Consort is here..."
The outside of the princess's house was already crowded. Everyone knew that Yue Yue was a second-hand princess, but her first marriage was not so glorious. The whole neighborhood swept the streets clean, and the words "happy" were posted all the way to the streets. It was all thanks to
Zhao Daguanren has a great reputation.
"The folks from the neighbors will come over for dinner later..."
Zhao Guanren shouted everywhere at the top of his voice, and he didn't have the demeanor of a prince-in-law. Besides, the prince-son-in-law always went to the princess's house to sleep with him. If the princess was not happy, she would have to go back to the prince-son-in-law's house. But he got off his horse and rushed into the princess' house as if he was robbing her.
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"Hey! Prince Consort, you have to step over the brazier to get in..."
The two palace ladies hurriedly stopped him, but Zhao Guanren turned around and ran into the lobby. Princess Yue was wearing a phoenix robe and a red hijab, sitting alone in the middle of the lobby, with people standing on both sides.
Palace maids and eunuchs.
"Prince-in-law! Kneel down and kowtow..."
An eunuch hurriedly tried to stop him, but Zhao Guanren pushed him away with his shoulder. He rushed forward and picked up the princess by her waist. Jiuyue was so frightened that she exclaimed, "What are you doing? Marrying or snatching a bride? No."
You can’t carry this princess even by kowtowing!”
"Stop talking nonsense! I'm not a bride-in-law. I make the decision about my wife..."
Zhao Guanren picked her up with one hand and walked out, holding his head high with an arrogant expression. The maids and eunuchs were also at a loss. It was the first time they saw such a prince-in-law, and the people watching outside were also shocked. One by one
Cover your mouth and laugh out loud.
"Haha~ Don't laugh, everyone, it's your first time marrying a wife, so happy..."
Zhao Guanren jumped out like a bandit, opened the sedan chair, pushed Jiuyue inside, and tore off her red hijab. The dressed-up Jiuyue was beautiful, but her pretty face was as red as her buttocks.
, said angrily: "What do you want? Why are you so anxious?"
"Do you owe me an apology for saying that I forced you to rape you?"
Zhao Guanren got in and hit her so hard that she lost her head. Jiuyue pouted and said: "What can I do? My father told me to say so. Besides, it was me who suggested marrying you, okay! I'm sorry for you.
This princess will stay with you tonight!"
"If you dare not to wait, kiss me quickly..."
"Husband! If it doesn't work, come back and try again, haha~ don't mess it up..."
Princess Yue Yue kept acting coquettishly, but the bullying outside was very strange. Just watching the sedan chair swinging back and forth, a magician coughed and said: "Uh-huh~ Sir! We still have to go to three houses.
It’s too late to delay any longer!”
"Oh yes! We have to go to the next one, hurry up..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly wiped his mouth and exited the sedan chair, got back on the horse and rushed to Zhao's house. The maids who were accompanying him were giggling, but Jiuyue also understood that he was getting married for the second time, and he didn't want to lose to the crown prince's family.
The number of Japanese items is simply frightening.
"Oh! My uncle is here..."
The wedding procession turned into the Zhao family street. Princess Yue's procession stayed outside. It was not the first time for the Crown Princess to get into the sedan chair. But today it was surprisingly grand. Almost all relatives and friends from far and near came, but Zhao Guanren
After getting off the horse, I remembered something.
"Oops! The Zhao family has two daughters getting married, and they are looking for a sedan with eight carriages..."
Zhao Guanren gave instructions quickly before entering. He kowtowed to the old man and his wife in a proper manner, and then knelt down to his mother-in-law. The two brides were led out by Xi Po, but the one on the left suddenly made a sound of vomiting, and the maid hurriedly handed over a pure bride.
Silver spittoon.
"Are you okay? Do you want to rest for a while before leaving..."
Zhao Guanren thoughtfully stepped forward and stroked the bride's back. She must have been the former princess with vomiting like this. She got pregnant with one shot. The two met several times during this period, but Zhao Bilian refused to let him touch her for fear of death.
Something went wrong with the child in her belly.
"fine!"
Zhao Bilian pulled him over and whispered: "You will speak louder later. Not only will you say that I am pregnant with your child, but also that this young lady is an older girl who followed you and is innocent!"
"Okay! You are a virgin, hurry up and get on the sedan chair..."
Zhao Guanren helped her onto her brother's back, and the girls who were being married were also carried on his back, and they were carried out of the gate one after another. Zhao Bilian even deliberately shouted: "Be gentle! Be careful of the fetus in my belly, a
Many months is the most dangerous time, ugh~"
"Miss! In the spittoon, this morning sickness is really painful..."
The maids were busy cooperating with the performance, and Zhao Guanren could only follow her out as a trumpet speaker. The crowd started talking enthusiastically, but the little wife waved in the sedan chair. She was a standard minor, fifteen years old and twelve years old.
About the same age.
"What's wrong?"
Zhao Guanren opened the sedan curtain and put his head in, thinking about how to politely refuse the bridal chamber, but the young bride smiled sweetly and said: "Do you know who I am, the bad guy!"
"Haha~ Biying, it turns out you are a surprise..."
Zhao Guanren lifted her hijab, and it turned out to be Zhao Biying, the princess of the North, but Zhao Biying raised her foot and stepped on his shoulder, yelling: "Bad guy! I tricked people into eating your saliva. Who else can you marry if I don't marry you?"
Ah, remember to pick up my bamboo bear tonight!"
"Definitely! If your husband doesn't spoil you, who else can you spoil..."
Zhao Guanren picked up his little feet and rushed over. He hugged his little daughter-in-law and gave her a burst of wolf kisses. Zhao Biying was out of breath during the kiss, but it was Zhao Bilian who shouted in front: "Isn't that enough? It's not embarrassing in public, right?
Please hurry up and get up!"
"Let's go now. I'll wait for you in the bridal chamber tonight..."
Zhao Biying let go of him hotly, and Zhao Guanren withdrew with his mouth full of rouge. He got on his horse and took three sedans with him and rushed to another house. Now the team swelled to a terrifying level. The dowries of the two brides alone took more than a dozen carts.
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This time he wanted to give face to the old emperor. He also wanted everyone to know that he had raised little Concubine Yang for six years without touching her, and Yang Huizhen went to his foreign mansion early in the morning, and more than a dozen relatives came to the house.
A group of friends came to the palace to celebrate her, but she could only be a concubine.
"Ah! Arigado, say yo la la..."
Zhao Guanren simply performed a ceremony, which was the highest standard for a concubine. Yang Huizhen got into a small sedan with a beam of joy, and only brought two dowry girls to follow him, but there was still a celebration in the end.
Wang's widow's home.
"Oh my God! It's such a long queue and there's no end in sight..."
Cuiyu stood in the attic and looked around in surprise. The fourth courtyard was bought by her parents just to give Li Sheyue a complete natal family. Seven or eight poor relatives also came to her natal family, as well as her little niece who was already a concubine.
, the family couldn’t be happier.
"Come on, come on, come out soon..."
Cuiyu ran downstairs and pulled Li Sheyue, covered her with a hijab and was about to send her out. Being a concubine didn't have any rituals, so it was good that she didn't let her walk over by herself, but Zhao Guanren suddenly pushed the door open and entered.
, brought a large group of people in to hand out money and candies.
"Oh, sir! Why did you come in..."
Cuiyu was moved to tears, but Zhao Guanren handed over an imperial edict and said with a smile: "I said I wanted to give you a surprise. This is the edict I invited for you. The emperor posthumously named you the Second Prince of Qing."
Wait, shoot the moon and become the Lord of Peng'an County!"
"What? I, I became a princess..."
Cuiyu's eyes widened in disbelief, and Li Sheyue snatched the imperial edict, put it under the hijab and looked at it carefully, and immediately pulled her mother to kneel on the ground, crying loudly: "Thank you, Lord! Thank you...
...Thank you, Master, for giving us mother and daughter a birthright!"
"Thank you, Master! Yu'er will do whatever it takes to repay you..."
Cuiyu kowtowed three times, supported Li Sheyue as she cried, but wiped away her tears with the comfort of her family, and excitedly sent her daughter to the sedan chair. This was what the old emperor meant, Li Sheyue couldn't
On an equal footing with Zhao Bilian.
"Brothers! Go back home..."
Zhao Guanren mounted his horse in high spirits and drove back with his three wives and two concubines. As a result, he bumped into Cui's consort again. Cui's consort must have changed into clean clothes and had just dismounted in the alley outside the princess's house.
When she saw him, she was surprised and said, "Why did you marry five of them?"
"I'm not a bride-in-law. I want to marry as many as I want. You can slowly step over the brazier..."