"Xia Buer! Tell me where I went wrong and why I failed so badly..."
The old emperor lay haggard on the bed, his tears wet the pillow. The profound energy in his body went retrograde and destroyed itself. Not only did he suffer from hemiplegia, but he also became incontinent. Only one left hand could move freely, and his hair was also missing.
It turned completely white in a short time.
"A person who is good at riding will fall from his horse, a person who is good at water will be drowned in the water, and a person who is good at mental tricks will surely die due to mental tricks..."
Zhao Guanren stood by the bed and said: "If you hadn't targeted me from the beginning, I wouldn't have deliberately hunted you down. But I really don't want to be the emperor, I just don't want you to be. After all, I have to protect myself. You
If I become emperor, I will die!"
"No! I don't care about this anymore..."
The old emperor said painfully: "I just want to know how you convinced my confidants to let you control the army and leave me alone. Did you use magic?"
"Those of your confidants are all worms, and they are all fat and big-headed. Who cares about your life or death..."
Zhao Guanren said in a loud voice: "I just let people spread some rumors, but they were timid and didn't want to take responsibility at all. They were naturally happy if I dared to come forward, so your Tang Dynasty has long been rotten to the root. I just let you
Just take a look!"
"I shouldn't have rebuilt the Calyx Tower. It's a sign of the country's demise, it's a sign of the country's ruin..."
The old emperor beat the bed board sadly. Zhao Guanren helped him cover him with the quilt and said: "The real fatal ones are the demons. The Tang Dynasty used them to restore the country and then turned around and killed the donkey again. This time they are coming so fiercely that I may not be able to do it."
If you stand in the way of your Li family, maybe I will take a step ahead of you!"
"Yunxuan!"
The old emperor grabbed his arm and said urgently: "If you are sincerely doing good for the Tang Dynasty, I am willing to abdicate and become the Supreme Emperor, and I am also willing to help you. The situation in the court is complicated, and there are many old-fashioned people. Only
I just know how to deal with it!"
"The country belongs to your family, and the new emperor is your son. If you want to help, you can help me. I just want to slay demons..."
Zhao Guanren patted his hand and stood up, but the old emperor said a lot more words. Zhao Guanren knew that he was still unwilling, so he went out and called the eunuch who was waiting for him, and without looking back, he came to the second floor of the post station. Two palace maids
He hurried forward to guard the stairs.
"Empress! I'm coming in..."
Zhao Guanren knocked on the door before pushing it open and entering the room. There was a gauze screen in the dark room. The queen sat behind it and smiled softly: "Come in! I have been very lucky to you these days, and I don't know how to reward you."
, what do you think of Princess Wanchun?"
"Forget it! Someone has died in her belly, and she doesn't know anyone's seed..."
Zhao Guanren closed the door and walked into the bedroom. He sat down at the small table and poured a cup of tea. The empress cursed lowly and said: "Then... what about my Princess Jiujiang? She has always lived in seclusion, is beautiful and smart, and is very smart.
Nine years old is also the best age!”
"Well! Jiujiang is pretty good. One person can stand up to two people, but a heavy body can crush a horse to death..."
Zhao Guanren drank the tea with boredom. The Queen fell silent for a moment, and then a gust of fragrant wind hit her face. The Queen walked out of the screen and said with a smile: "Then what do you think of me?"
"Pfft~"
Zhao Guanren suddenly spit out a mouthful of tea. The queen was only wearing a layer of purple gauze and had beautiful makeup. He quickly stood up and turned his head sideways and said: "My queen, you are great, a stunner, but you are so cold."
Don’t catch a cold, put on your clothes quickly!”
"I'm not wearing clothes. You still want to see me without clothes..."
The empress walked over charmingly. Zhao Guanren didn't want to be a little teddy at all. He arched his hands back and wanted to leave. Unexpectedly, the empress suddenly shouted coldly: "If you dare to go out, I will immediately jump out of the window and tell everyone that you insulted me."
I, too, am no longer alive!"
"What do you want, Prince? I've settled the matter for you, and the Emperor has agreed to become the Supreme Emperor. What else are you dissatisfied with..."
Zhao Guanren turned his head away angrily, and the queen immediately hugged him from behind, complaining: "I like you, don't you? I have been a living widow for more than ten years, so what if you let me taste it again?
You will be the emperor tonight, and I will reward you well, okay?"
"Empress! Everyone has been here before. If you have anything to say, just say it..."
Zhao Guanren was suddenly unsure. He did not ask Chen Guangda if he had slept with the queen. The queen's whole body was trembling at this time, and her heart was beating violently behind his back.
"You have the means to change the dynasty, I'm afraid..."
The queen whispered in his ear: "It would be nice if I gave birth to a little prince for you. He will be the heir of the new emperor in the future. If he is as talented as you, I will make him the prince and inherit the throne. That's it."
Your son is the emperor, and I gave birth to you!"
'Nima! It's such a familiar script, the queen of the world must be pissed off...'
Zhao Guanren secretly laughed bitterly, and the queen thought he had a heartbeat. She pulled him to the bedside and pushed him down. She lay on his chest and said with a charming smile: "Look at my waist, it's perfect."
It’s good to have a child, so don’t waste your efforts!”
"Queen! Don't get excited, I, the groom, have not entered the bridal chamber yet..."
"That's great, I will be your bride tonight..."
The queen's eyes were so bright that she tried her best to kiss him. Although the queen was a middle-aged and beautiful mature woman, she was already over fifty years old. She had the guts to bite him with such a hurried bite.
The smell of an eagle catching a chick.
"Empress! Don't, don't do this, I'm still young..."
"What a strong man, don't move around, let me give you a good kiss..."
…
"Why are you showing such a shameful face? I'm still in trouble with you..."
The empress lay comfortably on the bed and pinched Zhao Guanren who was leaning on the head of the bed. Zhao Guanren looked at the scratches on his chest and said depressedly: "What are the stinky habits of your ladies? They all like to mess with people."
Grasp!"
"Which princess have you slept with? Wanfu or Wanchun..."
The queen turned over and lay on his chest, took a bite, and said angrily: "You bitch! You keep saying disgusting words. When you are happy, you don't refuse anyone who comes, but we can't talk about our affairs to anyone. I will definitely give you a life."
It’s a big deal for a prince to let people know about him!”
"I won't rebel against you if you give birth to a princess. Why not let you become Wu Zetian..."
Zhao Guanren lit up a post-event cigarette angrily, and the queen kissed him happily. She suddenly lifted the quilt and got out of bed to get dressed. She said with a smile: "Groom! I will give you children in the future, but you can't be my son-in-law.
But we still have to do it, relatives!"
"What's wrong with you again..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her suspiciously. The queen put on her phoenix robe and smiled. She just said, "Wait a minute." She tied up her hair and walked out. Zhao Guanren also got up, put on his robe, and came to the window.
Look, the queen went to live in the backyard to avoid suspicion.
"Prince-in-law! The slave family is here to serve you..."
A beautiful girl came in and curtsied with blushing cheeks. But just as Zhao Guanren was wondering why he asked a maid to come in, a beautiful young woman with big eyes came in again. She curtsied with a red face and said, "I am Han's wife."
, I have met...my husband!"
"It is indeed the Han family, you should be the queen's niece..."
Zhao Guanren sat down dumbfounded. The maid immediately closed the door, and the beautiful young woman walked to him with her head lowered and muttered: "I am the legitimate daughter of the third wife of the Han family, and my mother's cousin. She has remained unmarried because of her mother's filial piety.
If I don’t mind, I’ll be your concubine!”
"Ah? You are the queen's cousin. Aren't these generations in chaos..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her in surprise, and Han said in a low voice: "Your wife is the daughter of a virtuous concubine. It doesn't matter if we all have their own affairs. It's just because my family has a prosperous male population and there are really no girls of the right age. Even though the concubine is my own.
Girl, but she is a concubine!"
"Do you know what I'm doing here..."
Zhao Guanren held her hand playfully. Han shook her head shyly, but her sister knelt forward and kowtowed politely: "Sir, my husband! I am of no use to you, so I can only give you more."
You have given birth to several fat sons, which makes you very blessed. I hope your husband will not dislike them!"
"Husband! I will wait for you to go to bed..."
Mrs. Han also hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed, but Zhao Guanren could only stand up and said with a smile: "What a Han family, worthy of being the fastest three Taibao in the world. He challenges my weakness as soon as he makes a move. Come on! Two little wives, what do you have?
Let’s talk about it later!”
"Thank you husband for your favor!"
The two sisters walked to the bed shyly, lowered the curtains, then quickly undressed and took off their belts, and got into the bed like little rabbits, but the younger sister suddenly said suspiciously: "Huh? Why is this bed warm and smells like a queen?"
The taste?"
"Don't talk nonsense! Warm the bed..."
"Oh! Husband, you can come up now..."
…
This year in the Tang Dynasty was so exciting. There was a rebellion by cultists, and then the emperor was kidnapped. Then the prince killed the king and usurped the throne. By the time the old emperor returned to the court, he was already paralyzed, with only one arm left.
You can also move around freely.
"It was fine when I left, but why did I end up like this when I came back..."
Chen Guangda stood inside the palace gate, watching the old emperor being carried into the palace, while Zhao Guanren jumped off the horse and said: "His son was really ruthless. A sneak attack destroyed his sea of qi, and the Xuan Qi reversed and paralyzed him. That's right.
!Have you ever slept with the Queen?”
"You ask this because you are my cousin, right? I just plowed the fields before she left the city..."
Chen Guangda raised his eyebrows with a smirk. Zhao Guanren immediately told what happened last night, which made Chen Guangda look shocked and said: "This old lady is so wicked. She also said she would give birth to a prince. The key is her
She's about to get pregnant, and she won't be able to tell whose seed it is!"
"Who cares about her!"
Zhao Guanren curled his lips and said: "Anyway, I don't want her to become big. The Han family can't let this advantage go to waste. You can go to the harem and keep an eye on it. She can't let her do it to the old emperor. The old emperor still has to keep her in check. I
Go to the theater to find Su Dishui and see if their mission failed!"
"It will definitely be bloody tonight, and a lot of people will die..."
Chen Guangda shook his head and walked towards the palace. Zhao Guanren also rode on his horse and went straight to the theater. The proprietress Su Dishui was dressing up in the back hall. When she saw him coming, she immediately entered the side room, closed the door and said angrily: "Damn it! There are so many geniuses here.
Where did he die?"
"Going to kill the Grand Master, has your mission changed..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and lit a cigarette, but Su Dishui was surprised and said: "No! It hasn't changed at all. Who is the Grand Master? It must not be Fa Hai. I saw him in the morning!"
"Tian Yangzi! The emperor is about to canonize him..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her in surprise, but Su Dishui said firmly: "It can't be him. There is a picture of the Grand Master's mission. On it is a dilapidated pagoda called Leiming Temple. Tianyangzi is a Taoist priest. The Grand Master must be
He’s a monk!”
"Damn it! You didn't tell me earlier where Thunder Temple is..."
Zhao Guanren smashed the cigarette butt angrily, and Su Dishui also said depressedly: "Brother! You have always been full of confidence, I thought you knew, but I even asked Bodhidharma Academy, no one knows about Leiming Temple, only heard of Chicken
Ming Si, I guess that broken tower has collapsed long ago!"
"Tian Yangzi said a thunder before he died. I'm afraid it's the Thunder Temple. The Black Sun Demon King is there..."