Large fireworks suddenly appeared in the sky, and the people of the whole city cheered for them. The Lantern Festival was destined to be a sleepless night, and there was no curfew in all districts and cities, including the royal gardens. All the officials and ladies were on the palace walls.
Enjoy watching the lanterns and fireworks.
"Wow! Your Majesty is so awesome..."
The women of the Zhao family cheered on the wall. Zhao Guanren also got drunk and carried a salute cannon and blasted it into the lake. The princes and ministers lost their dignity and started doing somersaults while drinking. The oirans were also called over to add to the fun.
Already.
"Jiuyue! Lianlian! Shooting the moon! You three come here..."
Zhao Guanren walked into a greenhouse in a drunken state, followed by two wives and a junior wife. He sat alone on the grand master's chair in the middle, threw a mink coat on the ground, waved and shouted: "Come here.
!All kneel down and kowtow to me!”
"What for? You want to give us lucky money..."
Zhao Bilian walked over with a smile, led the two sisters and knelt down. The three girls kowtowed to the ground and shouted in unison that the prince was healthy, but the demon Zhao Guanren asked them to stand up again and said with a smile: "All of them
Take off your skirt for me and let me kiss our child!"
"You must have drunk too much. How can you take off your skirt here..."
Princess Yue Yue poked him coquettishly, but she still pulled up the hem of her skirt and lifted up the small coat inside to reveal her white belly. Zhao Bilian also smiled, lifted up her skirt and pushed her belly forward, and said with a proud smile:
"They haven't shown their pregnancy yet, kiss my son!"
"Yeah! It smells so good, it's all my good wife..."
Zhao Guanren kissed them hard on the belly one by one, pulled their hands together again, and said: "You must remember, you three are different from them. In my heart, only you are my wife, and we Zhao
Mistress of the palace, do you understand?"
"Husband! With your words, Lian'er will have no regrets in this life..."
Zhao Bilian was so moved that she sat on his lap, hugged his neck and shed tears. Li Sheyue even ran behind and hugged him. She was so excited that she couldn't even utter a complete sentence, and she kept shouting.
Husband.
"Prince-in-law! I know all your suffering..."
Jiuyue also sat on his lap and said with tears: "In order to quell the rebellion and eliminate the bandits, you entered into marriage alliances with the major clans and brought home a bunch of unlucky widows. But don't worry, we won't be jealous of them. We will definitely
I will take good care of Prince Zhao's Mansion and give birth to children for you!"
"That's right! You matrons must have foresight. I am opening up territory for the Tang Dynasty. That is to earn a family fortune for our children and build a kingdom for you..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "It doesn't matter whether I am a bit hard or tired. With you three virtuous helpers, my life is enough. But I have a secret to tell you. In fact, Yin Zhiping is my pseudonym, and my real name is
The surname is Zhao, Zhao Guanren, the official of a high official, the benevolence of benevolence and righteousness!"
"Ah? You have the same surname as me..."
Zhao Bilian raised her head in surprise, and the other two women quickly wiped away their tears.
"That's right! I've also met your father and your brother..."
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "I have been killing demons all year round. I have too many enemies. I can't do it without a pseudonym. However, my courtesy name is Yunxuan. This is a serious matter. But apart from my senior fellow apprentices, only you know about this."
It’s our husband and wife’s secret!”
"Well! We promise not to tell anyone..."
The three little girls nodded swornly, and Zhao Guanren hugged them again and gave them a hug, making the three women burst into tears. Finally, he comforted them with kisses, which made them laugh from tears and go to study the rules of the palace with high spirits.
Already.
"Oh, life is like a play, and play is like life..."
Zhao Guanren held his waist and walked out of the greenhouse. Suddenly he saw a woman lying on the battlements, looking at the bustling market with empty eyes. He immediately went up and slapped his butt, and asked with a smile: "Whose little girl is this?
You’re so fucking big, so fertile!”
"It's from your family!"
He is a member of your family, and his death is your family’s ghost..."
The young woman lazily turned around, took out a small cigar from her sleeve and lit it. She puffed out the white smoke and said: "I am divorced for you, and I am married to you. I only have one person."
A small request, don’t take my second brother with you when you go on an expedition, he’s just a nerd!”
"Miss Yang! I'm not forcing girls into prostitution. It's still too late for you to regret now..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her angrily, but Miss Yang hugged him and said: "It's too late, everyone is yours. I will go out for my second brother to fight. During the day, I will wear armor and lead your horse for you, and at night
I will accompany you Wushan Yunyu first, go alone and come back in two!"
After Miss Yang finished speaking, she kissed him and ran away. However, a coquettish girl appeared behind her. She leaned against the battlement and sneered: "Prince Zhao! You don't avoid suspicion at all. Yang Pingchuan just rebelled.
Why don't you just hug her girl and kiss her?"
"Call me Master! Don't give me such a damn thing..."
Zhao Guanren pulled her over, but the little girl said disdainfully: "You have so many wives, how can you sleep here? I have a scandal ahead of you. You will not sleep with me for more than three days, or you will not make me feel comfortable."
Now, don’t dare say that you stole a man, it will cause trouble for you and you won’t be able to live in peace!”
"Oh~ So you are Princess Bi. I thought you were Princess Zhao..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly grabbed the back of her head and forced Princess Bi to raise her head. The little girl immediately hugged his neck and said angrily: "You are used to it, you are my master and my good husband, and I am your little girl."
Wife, after all, you have to pamper me, otherwise I’ll kill you!”
After Princess Bi finished speaking, she kissed him on the mouth, as fiercely as a little female leopard. She didn't walk away with an arrogant look until someone came over. Zhao Guanren also walked down the palace wall and saw two people.
A beautiful woman stood on the grass and played with flowers.
"Ah! The prince is here..."
The two women exclaimed and dropped the flowers, and hurriedly stepped forward to salute politely. Zhao Guanren clasped his hands behind his back and asked funnyly: "Were you sisters also so restrained when you were in Prince Fu's Mansion? Tell me louder,
Who is this king to you?"
"Husband!"
The two women instinctively knelt down and saluted, causing Zhao Guanren to wave his hands and say: "Our family doesn't have that many rules. Just be casual between husband and wife. It doesn't matter if there are no outsiders running around naked in the house. Come here! Let's kiss each other!"
"No! There is someone above. Let's go back home and kiss again..."
The two sisters were frightened and waved their hands repeatedly. Princess Fu, who was in her twenties, turned pale. After Zhao Guanren hugged her hard and kissed her, the young woman actually cried "Wow" and ran in quickly, covering her face.
Lin Zi made Zhao Guanren stunned.
"Oh my lord! Prince Fu's body is still cold, how do you want her to deal with herself..."
The sister-in-law chased after him anxiously, and Zhao Guanren scratched his head in embarrassment. Unexpectedly, Princess Yujiang suddenly came over, grabbed him and taunted: "Look at how anxious you are, even Chai Heniu.
, it’s up to my sister to help you vent your anger!”
"I think you're in a hurry. I'll punish you when I get home. Don't freeze your butt in the cold weather..."
Zhao Guanren shook off her hand and continued to walk forward. Princess Yujiang cursed behind her, but in the warm pavilion in front, a maverick young mature woman actually appeared, drinking tea and reading, and there was a maid beside her.
Play the piano.
"Ah! The prince is here, please sit down..."
The young mature woman quickly put down her books and came over, patted the dust on Zhao Guanren's shoulders, took him and sat in front of the stone table. Zhao Guanren took the tea bowl handed by the maid and asked with a smile: "Princess Qi! Why don't you go play?
Don’t you feel deserted sitting here?”
"Husband! What are you talking about? I am now your wife, Zhao Wangcong..."
Princess Qi sat down next to him gracefully, picked up a piece of walnut kernel and handed it to his mouth, saying: "My husband uses his brain a lot, so eat more walnuts to replenish your brain. I don't like noisy, so I come here to hide for peace and quiet."
I thought that my husband came to see me,
I am very happy!"
"Well! You have a good temper, you are beautiful and calm, and you are generous..."
Princess Qi was wearing a low-cut green dress. Zhao Guanren instinctively took a second look at it. As a result, Princess Qi covered her mouth and said with a smile: "Husband, you still have an affair with me, since the beauty of the slave family can enter the palace."
With your Dharma eyes, why don’t you play with it?”
"You said you are here? You are still playing..."
Zhao Guanren glanced at the door subconsciously, and Princess Qi smiled again: "Husband! Why are you still blushing? Isn't it a natural thing for you to play with your little wife? It is also the slave's duty to please you. You have to show off too much.
If you don’t, you will be divided!”
"There are too many people and it's not good to see it. I suffer a loss..."
Zhao Guanren stood up with a rare blush, and Princess Qi also stood up and hugged him, smiling sweetly: "I'm afraid your husband may have misunderstood. It's not pleasure for me to let you play with me, so why don't you just do it, but..."
If someone sees your confused appearance, you will suffer a loss, and your husband is right!"
"Well! Go back and play slowly. My husband has to go out to socialize..."
Zhao Guanren really didn't know what to say. This young mature woman was so sensible. She even sent him out with a warm kiss. After kissing him goodbye, she watched him leave. She made him look like a young boy and felt like he had married the man next door.
The eldest sister comes home.
"Nah! It's really lively now. They are all people who have been here before, and there are all kinds of styles..."
Zhao Guanren walked down the path dumbfounded. This is the disadvantage of marrying a second-hand wife. Her personality has been set and there is no way to train her from scratch. Moreover, most of them are well-informed elder sisters, and few of them are fuel-efficient.
lamp.
"ah!"
An exclamation suddenly sounded from the front, and he bumped into a divorced young woman. But the woman froze on the side of the road like a rabbit with an arrow, her whole body turned red quickly, and she started to tremble.
"What are you doing? Stealing a man..."
Zhao Guanren looked behind her suspiciously, and the young woman immediately waved her hands in fear and said: "No! No, I don't have one. The slave is so angry when she sees her husband...she is so angry!"
"You are my little wife, why are you ashamed? Sooner or later you have to lie naked in front of me..."
Zhao Guanren went up and hugged her, and the young woman blushed and said: "It's just that I'm ashamed. When I think of you taking off my clothes, my legs feel weak. I just bumped into the emperor's lucky woman again, and I almost fell asleep."
Lying on the ground!"
"Oh? Who is the little emperor visiting? Come over and have a look..."
Zhao Guanren led her into the forest. The little wife held his arm tightly, shaking and breathing heavily with excitement, but she still led him outside a pavilion. The pavilion was covered with felt on all sides, and the only thing that could be heard was the man's heavy voice.
Breathing sound.
"Why is it that the little emperor's voice is the only voice? Did the woman get drunk and pick up the corpse..."
Zhao Guanren stood by the tree in confusion, and the little wife whispered: "No! Just now I heard the woman laughing, she is very seductive, she said, hurry up and crawl over, you can kiss my feet.
, you can also touch my tail!”
"Tail? Are you playing so wildly..."
Zhao Guanren picked his chin in confusion, but suddenly he smelled a strange fragrance, which made his blood rush. The little wife also said in a trembling voice: "Husband! The slave family... can also have tails, let's go back
Is the bridal chamber good? I really want it!"
"Oops! It's not human..."
Zhao Guanren pushed her away and rushed towards the pavilion. Unexpectedly, the curtain burst open with a "bang". He was so shocked that he suddenly lay back, and three cold lights flew past him in an instant, but he was angry.
The wave still knocked him to the ground.
"Shua~"
A red figure also suddenly jumped out, carrying the naked little emperor in his hand, but the other party really dragged a fluffy red tail, and said with a evil smile: "I was just about to find you, but you showed up at my door!"