"Stop, I'm not alive anymore, I'm going to kill you..."
There was a burst of furious cursing, followed by a burst of fierce beatings. The women of Prince Zhao's Mansion were having breakfast in the dining room. They heard the sound and laughed indifferently: "Hey, I can't control my mouth again."
, are you telling the truth?"
"No! The day before yesterday, I said that Lao Liu looked like a ghost after taking off his makeup. He was so angry that he wanted to commit suicide by throwing himself into the lake..."
Princess Bi put down the porridge bowl with gloating, and said with a smile: "Yesterday, I told Thirteen to put rouge on his buttocks and pretend to be pure (lips), and slapped him hard. If I tell him, you are just asking for trouble, knowing that he said
If you don't lie to him and you lie to him, why don't you have a clear mind?"
"Hmph~ It's strange that what he said before was so nice that everyone thought they were fairies..."
Princess Yujiang leaned against the window and sneered, but Zhao Biying raised her head and said: "I think it's very good. Our husband is like a mirror looking into a demon. If you want to know your true identity, just ask him and you will understand. You don't have to worry about him at all."
It makes people happy, hee hee~"
"Wow! Come and see, the master ran away naked..."
A little girl shouted in surprise, and dozens of women on the first floor immediately swarmed over. They were all lying next to the window and laughing, and some even shouted with little hooves: "Husband! Your butt is so white and so big."
Yuan, please give us a pout!"
"Hahaha……"
A group of young girls laughed loudly in the hall, just like the guests visiting a brothel, and Zhao Guanren ran to the outer courtyard in a hurry. The personal maids also laughed so hard that they dressed him as usual. Since he was possessed by the power of the power three days ago,
, this kind of thing happens almost every day.
"Oh~ I can't live this life..."
Zhao Guanren walked out of the house depressed, but he met Chen Guangda face to face. He had a red slap mark on his face. When he came up, he said bitterly: "I can't stay in the city anymore. I'll go to the military camp with you to train. Thank you."
Let’s get through this half year first!”
"Hurry up! Let's divide the work and cooperate. You go to train the troops, and I will make the equipment..."
Zhao Guanren quickly pulled him into the carriage, and Chen Guangda said seriously: "I have no experience in ancient wars, and dispatching troops is my shortcoming. You send a group of experienced veterans to me, and I will be responsible for training 50,000 elite soldiers.
If there are too many, I’m afraid of making a joke!”
"If you just let go, you can lead an army of 300,000 in the Black Desert, and 100,000 will not be a problem..."
Zhao Guanren also said seriously: "We are strong because of our advanced concepts. As long as the logistics are not compromised, we can fight as cool as we want. Don't be bound by traditional concepts. I will sum up my experience of failure to you later. You can touch me."
Just cross the river with your ass!”
"One hundred thousand is one hundred thousand, anyway, living corpses and living people are doing it..."
Chen Guangda nodded and asked: "How much time can you buy me? Do you have three months? Can I build two hundred field guns? I want to build a heavy artillery unit, even if it moves slower, in case I encounter a powerful force."
Demon soldiers, do they have a chance to make a comeback?"
"The artillery is not a problem. I have improved the craftsmanship. As long as the money is available, it will be easy..."
Zhao Guanren said in a low voice: "In ancient times, wars often lasted for several years. The monster soldiers also had to eat and drink. Even if the south was full of mobs, they could still delay Tubo for a year and a half. Not to mention that King Ning hadn't started to rebel yet. I guess it could be delayed for five years.
month!"
"Um!"
Chen Guangda calculated: "There are still more than four months, which is barely enough. How are Liangzi and Fujier doing? There is no news about model worker Lin, right?"
"I guess model worker Lin is among the rebels, otherwise he would have sent the letter..."
Zhao Guanren threw a cigarette to him and said: "Liangzi said who is not the leading actor anymore. He is very happy to cooperate with the Northeast girl, so we don't have to worry about him, but I don't know what Erzi is doing. He has a cavalry
I ran all the way to the grassland and said I would try to come back before the beginning of autumn!"
"I don't worry about Erzi and the others, I just worry about forcing myself. That bitch is an expert at poking people. I hope he won't act like a monster this time..."
Chen Guangda shook his head uneasily, and the carriage drove all the way outside the city. The military camp was more than thirty miles outside the city. Nearly 200,000 people were divided into four areas. Zhao Guanren handed over 100,000 new people to him, and he
Go and attack the more difficult reorganized troops.
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More than four months sounds like a long time, but in fact, you can't even train a qualified archer. All civil and military officials are not optimistic about Chen Guangda, the eunuch general. But killing pigs and stabbing in the butt - everyone has his own way of doing it. General Zhao Guanren
After summing up the experience, it no longer matters how he trains troops.
Time is like a fleeting moment, more than two months have passed in a flash...
Zhao Guanren traveled between the military camp and the workshop every day, and only occasionally returned to the city to report on his work, and went home to pay the public rations. His training methods were surprisingly simple, that is, he kept practicing cooperation and reactions, and also focused on night marches and operations, putting teamwork behind the scenes.
In the first place.
"Duwu~duwu..."
Bursts of dull horn sounds sounded, and the bandits in Huoyun Dazhai moved upon hearing the wind. Thousands of people quickly blocked the mountain road, set up fires to burn oil, and carried stones and rolled logs. The archers looked up one after another, and saw the mountains and plains from a distance.
Flag waving.
"Collecting the corpse? Which village is this person from? Why is he so unlucky..."
A one-eyed man raised his head in surprise. The big red flag was embroidered with the golden word "Collect corpses", and the small black flag was full of terrifying skulls. A group of bandits looked at the corpses deliberately thrown on the roadside.
, I still think the one on the other side is more scary.
"Master! Oh no, the officers and soldiers are here. They are all officers and soldiers..."
A man rode up on a donkey and roared up. The one-eyed dragon slapped him and cursed: "I am one-eyed but not blind. How can there be any officers and soldiers with such a banner? The Tang Dynasty is full of divine power and dragon power.
Huwei, what kind of corpses are you collecting?"
"They are really officers and soldiers, or the imperial army coming from the capital of God, an army of 20,000..."
The other party covered his face and lamented: "I just let them capture me alive. The general asked the younger one to come back and report. Either let Mrs. Yazhai take two million taels and go down the mountain to sleep with him, or he will come up and collect the body for us."
He also said that as long as he is a citizen of the Tang Dynasty, he is responsible for both killing and burying them, and he is a corpse collector!"
"Damn it! The autumn wind has hit us bandits..."
The one-eyed dragon said angrily: "Twenty thousand people want to break my stronghold. I'm afraid these officers and soldiers have never fought in a war. Go and light the wolf smoke for me, and ask the nearby strongholds to come to my rescue. Let these wine bags and rice bags come back and try again."
Taste the power of our Huoyun Dazhai!"
"yes!"
The bandits quickly took action. Without an army of 50,000, they would not even be able to see the gate of a mountain stronghold that was easy to defend and difficult to attack. Moreover, there were bandits and bandits everywhere in the deep mountains and old forests. After a puff of smoke started to burn, it was very difficult to see the stronghold.
Soon there were more than ten responses.
"Master! Something's wrong, there seems to be more than 20,000 people..."
After waiting for a long time, no officers and soldiers came to attack. On the contrary, more and more soldiers and horses were coming, blocking all the nearby mountain roads. Not long after, I heard the sound of weapons clashing, and the officers and soldiers kept screaming, but it was all
The officers and soldiers were directing and acting on their own.
"No! We've fallen into the trap, they're going to catch them all..."
The one-eyed dragon clapped his thigh and exclaimed. He saw the flags of the officers and soldiers falling down one by one, and they kept running away from the mountain. It looked like the officers and soldiers were fleeing. The bandits rushing to the rescue immediately rushed out, and they were all excited.
The ghosts screamed and screamed.
"Dong dong dong..."
suddenly!
A series of explosions sounded, and dozens of small, lightweight copper cannons opened fire, all firing steel sand shotguns at close range. One shot could sweep across a large area, knocking down people and trees, and the copper cannons actually fired alternately.
After one wave comes another wave.
"Master! Something happened, something big happened..."
A fast horse rushed up from the bottom of the mountain, and the other party said in a hurry: "We have been tricked by others. There are 50,000 officers and soldiers here. Their general has given you half an hour to send Mrs. Yazhai down.
, or I’ll dance on your grave tonight!”
"Dog officers and soldiers! You go too far to bully others, let me shoot arrows..."
The one-eyed dragon shouted angrily, and after a wave of arrows was released, a series of artillery shells suddenly hit them, and they were all knocked upside down by the explosion. Hundreds of artillerymen appeared, carrying homemade mortars and artillery pieces and quickly got into position.
.
"Once calibrated, release..."
Forty small cannons were blocked in the middle of the intersection going up the mountain. They were bombarded with shells similar to two kickers in turn. When the bandits roared down and rushed down, large feather arrows shot out from the forest like locusts, and the long-armed soldiers were even more fierce.
A steady stream of people rushed out.
"Boom, boom, boom..."
The artillery shells were bombarding Huoyun Dazhai like crazy. Although the power of the artillery was not great, the scene of houses collapsing was really scary. The bandits cried for their mothers one after another after being bombed, and fled towards the back mountain with their heads in their hands.
As a result, it got into the pockets of officers and soldiers.
"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."
Heavy crossbows were fired in rows. Most of the bandits' skills were mediocre. They could not block a few arrows before being shot to the ground. The only advantage of the recruits was also revealed. Their minds were completely blank.
Perform the usual exercises.
"Get ready! Stab, stab again..."
Under the loud orders of the veteran squad leaders, the recruits poked and stabbed whenever they wanted, and even kept their steps consistent, demonstrating teamwork to the fullest, and not a single deserter appeared, because there was a shadow link during training
, if you dare to look back, you will be whipped.
"Set fire! Burn them to death..."
The bandits were completely red-eyed. Setting fires was an act of destruction. Once a mountain fire started, no one could stop it. Unfortunately, they met experts in jungle warfare. Chen Guang had already had people cut out the fire breaks, as well as engineers.
Dig trenches quickly to divert water.
"Self-explosion man! Set off rockets..."
The captains suddenly shouted loudly. As expected, just as Chen Guangda had guessed, many cultists were hiding in the mountain stronghold. They tied explosives and rushed out desperately, but they would be exploded by rockets immediately. The power of primitive gunpowder was also limited.
It's really not that great.
"The thief chief is dead! The thief chief is dead! Surrender without killing! Meritorious service will be rewarded..."
Chen Guangda's old routine appeared again. After the fight was fierce, he then attacked the heart. The one-eyed dragon touched his head with a confused face to confirm that he was still alive, but the bandits were completely frightened. He was not a fanatical believer.
They surrendered one after another.
"Tsk~ This rabble was defeated too quickly..."
Chen Guangda rode on his horse angrily, and won within a few hours. He did not achieve the goal of training the troops he wanted at all. However, they quickly captured all the dozens of large and small villages nearby. The officers and soldiers went around grabbing money and moving food.
.
"It's unreasonable. Who are the bandits? You bandits..."
A group of women in the village cried and robbed each other. After the battle, they discovered that these officers and soldiers had brought no food and grass at all. The carriages and donkey carts that came were all empty. Their feelings were specially come to rob them, and even their coppers
The clock and the iron pot were both taken away.
"General! These bandits are too poor. They only have more than 600,000 taels in a dozen villages..."
All the generals complained. Chen Guangda was looking at a group of village ladies and waved his hands: "There is quite a lot of food. Take it to a nearby county and sell it at a low price. After changing the money, you can buy artillery shells from the government building office."
The rest is divided among the brothers!"
"General! Which one should we rob next? Why don't we rob the villa? There's a big fat sheep in front of us..."
"Idiot! Why are you robbing a villa? Go grab a mine. There are a bunch of illegal small mines in front of you..."
Chen Guangda disdainfully picked up the little girl, put it on his shoulders and strode away, causing the ladies in Yazhai to wonder: "Master! Are you really an official army of the Tang Dynasty? Aren't you just trying to get away with it?"
…
"ah……"
A series of shouts of killing were heard, and the sound of rumbling iron hoofs was also continuous, which frightened the nearby county towns and hurriedly blocked the city gates, but there was a man hanging from a tree in the mine, glaring at Eunuch Wei and howling angrily: "Teddy dog!
Let the chicken step on your fucking head, why are you robbing me of my mine?"
"Uh~ Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! Brothers, pull it off, the next one..."
"You have such a promising career as a eunuch, why did you change your career to become a bandit..."
"Nonsense! I am an official of the Tang Dynasty. I am ordered to rob, rob. I won't tell you. I'm not a good person anyway..."