"Aradillo! What on earth are you thinking? Is your brain broken..."
Zhao Guanren and others were all standing in the bedroom, looking at the armadillo that was holding a baby. Zhao Ziqiang almost fainted from anger just now. Now he was sitting opposite her with a livid face, but when he saw his own son who was waiting to be fed,
He had a big headache again.
"Life is full of flavors. Only when you become a woman will you know the difficulties and benefits of being a woman..."
Armadillo said calmly: "Different bodies will have different effects on the soul. It was impossible for me to like men before, let alone Brother Qiang, but I really like him and my children, so I naturally accepted him."
!”
"Aradillo!"
Zhao Guanren took a gauze scarf and covered her exposed breasts and child. He frowned and said, "Do you still remember what happened to Jialan? How much do you remember between us?"
"Do you still remember my real name? Do I have a child of my own..."
The armadillo looked at him hesitantly. Zhao Guanren sat on the chair and said: "Your real name is Yu Qiuyu, and your wife's name is Luo Xiaoxiao. She has no children, but your wife is still alive and waiting for you on the mountain in her hometown. She said she would arrange it for you."
They made a couple’s grave, do you remember?”
"Luo Xiaoxiao! I have some impressions, but I can't remember what she looks like..."
The armadillo lowered his head and said, "I don't remember Jialan or my hometown. I only remember that you had an affair with my wife. She laughed at me because of her big belly. Then I always wanted to get revenge on you, but I don't care anymore. You are so
Excellent man, it’s normal for women to like you!”
"Please!"
Zhao Guanren said with a sad look on his face: "I have never slept with your wife, and your wife is not pregnant!"
"I'm sorry! There are so many memories in my mind that I really can't distinguish them..."
The armadillo bit his lip gently and said: "I don't know what I want to pursue, but I am very satisfied after having a child. Now I just want to raise the child. If Brother Qiang thinks I am disgusting, I can be a
People brought him up, I just ask you not to hurt him, I don’t want to fight for anything!"
"You are a big fool..."
Zhao Ziqiang suddenly said angrily: "I don't care if you are really stupid or pretending to be stupid. You have to leave when the mission is over. Find a good family as soon as possible and send the child to a good family. Don't let him lose his father and mother!"
"I have a reward, I can stay here until I die of old age..."
The armadillo suddenly cried and said: "I'm not here for a mission. I just want you and your son to meet each other. Don't let people think that he is a bastard. I will take the child away tomorrow, away from your sight, so that you can always
Let us, mother and son, go?"
"Sister Yang! Don't get excited. No one will hurt you or your child. I will send someone to escort you back..."
Zhao Guanren patted her shoulder and comforted her for a while before walking out. Zhao Ziqiang scratched his scalp irritably and said depressedly: "What evil have I done? I actually made the man's belly bigger. I
I really want to slap myself to death!"
"I feel like she is already a woman, and her whole body exudes the brilliance of maternal love..."
Lin Tao shook his head and said: "Seeing the armadillo like this, I really feel that the soul killers are quite pitiful. They can't even remember who they are until the end of the fight. I really don't know what the meaning of their existence is. Copy and paste of experimental memories,
Or is it a fusion of multiple personalities?”
"Huh? I think what you said makes sense..."
Liu Tianliang suddenly said: "Copying memory is a high technology that can make everyone become a top student or a martial arts master. But how to copy it will definitely require a lot of experimental optimization. Maybe we are aliens."
The little guinea pig!"
"Maybe! But let's cherish the moment, at least we are still alive..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the grape trellis with a smile, touched Mrs. Yang's head, and said: "I've explained everything to you. We don't even know where we will go next. You go back and find a good man to marry.
Don’t waste your youth on me!”
"How can a woman who has fallen in love with a tiger love a domestic dog..."
Master Yang stood up, gave him a hug, and said with a smile: "I am shameless for once. I will take off my clothes and wait for you on the bed tonight. If you let me have a happy night, I will count on your son for the rest of my life, but if there is nothing,
If so, it means that we really have no fate!"
"Okay! Then just listen to God's arrangements..."
Early the next morning!
Zhao Guanren broke camp again and set out. Not only did Lin Tao join the team, but there was also a group of Tubo rebels and monsters. The two sisters Yang Shitai took their children back to Luoyang. The armadillo really became a mother who did not care about the world.
The content was not questioned.
Seven days later...
Chen Guangda also arrived with his cavalry troops. The army officially entered the border of southeastern Guizhou and joined the surrendering Tibetan army and demon soldiers. Under the bombardment of a large number of artillery, they annihilated most of the dead cannon fodder in five days and severely injured the corpses.
Transformed into a demon army.
"Aren!"
Chen Guangda stood on the artillery position, looking around with a telescope, and asked curiously: "Why don't you, your father-in-law, change into a dragon? I have always wanted to see what a real dragon looks like?"
"Have you ever seen a black dragon before? The black dragon is the scaly flying version of that thing..."
Zhao Guanren sat on the sandbag and said with a smile: "Black dragons are not real dragons. Their horns are inserted after they reach adulthood. In addition to being big and flying in the sky, their attack methods are very simple and they are easy to be beaten by groups. So in addition to showing off,
Normally I don’t transform!”
"Ouch~"
suddenly!
Before Zhao Guanren finished his words, a loud dragon roar resounded throughout the world, and he saw two huge figures suddenly rising from the horizon. They were actually one black and one yellow, two giant dragons, one big and one small. They had been prepared for it.
The troops immediately dispersed and took cover.
"Yeah~"
Zhao Guanren stood up in great surprise and said: "I didn't expect that the old black dragon actually stole the dragon and took a mistress with him. This is really strange!"
"Isn't she your mother-in-law? But how do you distinguish male from female..."
Liu Tianliang and Lin Tao both ran over, and Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "The male dragon's tail is thick, and there is a dragon chicken hidden under the scales, while the female dragon's tail is slender and forked. My mother-in-law is not of this color, and the dragon is
If you are monogamous and steal a dragon, you will get your head shot off!"
"Maybe it's your sister-in-law?"
Liu Tianliang turned to look at him, but Zhao Guanren rolled his eyes and said: "If a black man and a white girl have a child, can they give birth to a yellow man? Of course! I can't rule out that..."
"Ouch~"
suddenly!
The two dragons both sprayed dragon flames towards the ground, but just as Zhao Guanren said, the attack method after transforming into a dragon is very simple. If it flies high, the dragon flames cannot burn people, but if it flies low, it is easy to get beaten. Although there are
It's a powerful way to kill alone, but it loses the meaning of flying high.
"Dong dong dong..."
Hundreds of hidden artillery fired suddenly, exploding in the sky. The two dragons flew up to seven or eight hundred meters high, completely within the range of the artillery on the hilltop. Although they couldn't even break through the defense,
But too many ants can kill an elephant.
"Ouch~"
The two dragons were staggered by the explosion. The little yellow dragon almost fell down and hurriedly lifted up to get out of the shooting range. However, when he saw the Chinese army flag in front of him, which was stuck high on a hillside, the two dragons immediately pounced fiercely.
Came over.
"Why bother? It would be great to stay in Longtan..."
Zhao Guanren
Seeing two dragons flying over, he quickly led people to hide in a cave. Then he heard a huge thunder, and more than a dozen purple lightnings struck down one after another. The two dragons were knocked down in the air, and they fell to the ground with black smoke.
Entered the valley.
"Catch them alive!"
Zhao Guanren jumped out of the cave like a rat, and rushed down from the mountain with the soul-destroying knife. The burnt black dragon was raising its head. He jumped up suddenly and slashed with the knife, and the soul-destroying slash penetrated immediately.
The dragon scales were slashed into its dragon soul.
"Ouch~"
The big black dragon howled miserably and fell down again. With its size, it wouldn't die even if it took a few cuts, but it would definitely be knocked out and dizzy. However, Zhao Guanren jumped up again and jumped on the tail of the little yellow dragon.
Put your hand into its tail.
"Yeah~"
The little yellow dragon let out a very girly scream and violently shook its body like an electric shock. However, Zhao Guanren had already mastered playing with dragons. The little yellow dragon, unable to resist, shrank suddenly and turned into a beautiful woman, rolling and crawling.
want to escape.
"Where to run!"
Zhao Guanren threw her to the ground suddenly. Xiao Huanglong didn't even have time to transform into clothes. He was riding on his back and grabbed her hair. She was so frightened that she screamed: "Let me go! You beast, I
I’m not a human, I’m a dragon!”
"Hehe~ It's unlucky for you to meet me. Brother, I am a dragon knight..."
Zhao Guanren put a knife on her neck, forcing her to raise her head high, but Xiao Huanglong was suddenly surprised and said: "You, why do you have the smell of Long Xiaoqi on you? Oh my god! You actually drank her
Dragon Blood, who are you?"
"King Zhao! Zhao Yunxuan is also..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at the old black dragon who had become a middle-aged man, and asked with a wicked smile: "Little beauty! You are the mistress of the old dragon, do you think if I go to Longtan and tell the White Dragon Queen, she will whip your dragon?"
Jin, will you smash your Dushan Dragon Nest to pieces again?"
"I'm not his mistress, I'm his cousin..."
Xiao Huanglong said anxiously: "Why do you know us so well? Even our hometown knows it. Even if I am afraid of you, as long as you don't kill me, everything can be discussed, okay?"
"Where is the door to the soul world? Tell me and I will let you go back to your lair..."
Zhao Guanren patted her head with the soul-killing knife, and the little Huanglong immediately felt dizzy. The old Black Dragon was also knocked to the ground by Zhao Ziqiang, and she stammered: "Here, below the Hubao Gorge in Qianzhou, there are eight
Everyone stays there, Lingchenzi is coming soon!"
"Is Lingchenzi the Spirit-Destroying Dharma King..."
"What Dharma King, I, I don't know..."
Xiao Huanglong shook his head weakly. Zhao Guanren let go of her hair and asked, "Are you married? Do you have a crush?"
"No marriage! No good partner..."
Little Huanglong looked at him pitifully. Unexpectedly, Zhao Guanren picked her up and ran into the woods. Soon he heard a burst of crying, but it took more than thirty minutes for Zhao Guanren to show his strength.
He walked out panting.
"Damn it! You ate him..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly looked ahead in shock. Zhao Ziqiang and others were squatting next to the old black dragon, with their mouths full of dragon blood, but Lin Tao said: "No, didn't you say that dragon blood has miraculous effects? We saw him bleeding like this
There’s so much dragon blood, I might as well take a big sip of it!”
"Your boy is a dragon knight again. Is there anything special about the dragon girl..."
Chen Guangda wiped his mouth and stood up. Unexpectedly, the little Huanglong came out with a spring breeze on his face and was still wrapped in Zhao Guanren's robe. Zhao Guanren said with an unlucky look: "Humph~ Dragon girls are all the same. People are addicted to food, and I am