In an open-air restaurant on the seaside of Kuye City, there were more than a dozen rows of long tables with thousands of ladies. They were not only representatives of the Earth Alliance, but also pregnant women who were seven months pregnant. They were all dressed in gorgeous ancient costumes, even kimonos.
Covered.
"Mothers of the children of the earth, on behalf of the people of the earth, we extend our highest respect to you..."
The six brothers stood on the small stage covered with white carpet, wearing handsome golden python robes, either white, red or black, with their long hair tied on top of their heads, wearing authentic leather official boots, and carrying gold and jade at their waists.
Hold the sword high and drink "Bronze Father Xin Jue" high.
"Pa bang bang..."
The venue immediately burst into warm applause, and a large number of reporters frantically took photos on both sides. They had never seen such gorgeous aristocratic costumes, such stylish drinking vessels, and long flowing hair that were a symbol of the original ecology. This was simply
Six living fossils.
"Sisters! This is the real nobility, after tens of thousands of years of precipitation and edification..."
Many socialites were so excited that they cried on the spot. They have always been claiming to be the upper class, but the foundation of civilization is too weak. The best families can only date back to the Great Migration Period. No matter how they fabricate it, there are loopholes. But now they are working in the ancient times.
"Cindy! Our clothes seem wrong. Are we wearing the wrong ones..."
Several young women in cheongsam lay on the table and looked anxiously at Lin Lin across from them. They were wearing cheongsams that were slit to the waist, which would not restrict their big bellies. However, these were obviously modified cheongsams from Southeast Asia, but they were said to be from the earth.
There’s nothing wrong with period costumes either.
"That's right! It's just that there is a difference of more than three thousand years from our clothing era..."
Mrs. Teddy was wearing a dark gold palace dress and said with a coquettish smile: "You should attend more of our cultural training classes. Our aristocratic history is profound and profound. It cannot be learned by just looking at it. For example, you are wearing civilian clothes.
, she also wears her hair in a peasant woman’s bun!”
"Damn it! Go and change it quickly, don't let reporters take pictures..."
A group of pretentious ladies hurriedly stood up. Mrs. Teddy stood up proudly, took out a bottle of red wine from a festive spittoon wine cooler, opened it, poured it elegantly into a ceramic decanter, and gave the ladies a popular science decanter.
history.
"Sister-in-law Teddy! Why do you drink urine when you are so good? Is there anything you can't think of..."
Liu Tianliang walked over with a surprised look on his face. Teddy's wife, who was carrying a chamber pot, was stunned. Then Zhao Ziqiang also came over and said in surprise: "Who put my wine in the spittoon? What are you doing with a chamber pot? What do you think?
Just go to the toilet to pee!"
"ah?"
Mrs. Teddy immediately blushed and stammered: "Here, isn't this a decanter? Isn't this how it is recorded in the literature?"
"We are living documents. This is the urinal your husband uses to pee..."
Zhao Ziqiang said dumbfounded: "Those who want to show off must remember clearly that copper is the most important utensil. Bronze is mostly used in sacrifices and burials, jade is for furnishings and decorations, and porcelain is mostly used for daily necessities. The highest grade is
Imperial yellow, the lowest grade is pottery!”
"Oh~"
A group of ladies suddenly realized, but a female reporter suddenly ran over, held up a microphone and asked: "I am a reporter from Yibo Daily, and I am also a member of the Dragon tribe. You are openly occupying my tribe's culture. What logic do you have with the bandits?
?”
"First of all! There are no dragon people on earth. The descendants of dragons are not a race..."
Zhao Ziqiang said with a smile: "Secondly, we, the Han people, are the only aboriginal civilization, and you, the Bangzi people, are mixed barbarians with no history in just a few hundred years. You always like to steal our culture, so you cannot represent the earth!"
"
"So, you also admit that we are a race on earth..."
The female reporter glared and asked: "The Han people are an inferior genetic race. You were eliminated more than a thousand years ago, and you are like wild beasts. You eat everything, even people, pets, and bats. We
I even caught you eating raw squid crabs!"
"Mr. Zhao! Do you really eat raw squid crabs..."
The reporters all crowded over in shock. The squid crab is an ugly tentacle crab with a hard shell and little meat. It is also a parasite. No one in the entire Blue Star Territory would eat it, let alone eat it raw. But drunkenness
Crab is really delicious.
"This female reporter from the stick tribe, do you know what a vampire is..."
Zhao Ziqiang calmly lit a cigar, and the female reporter said loudly: "Of course I know that there is a legendary blood-sucking demon, which is recorded in the Bible, but what does this have to do with your beastly behavior? Are you descendants of vampires?
?”
"It is said in ancient books! There is a monster in the Western Mountains. It has sharp teeth and wings. It is thirsty for human blood. If you eat it, you will live forever..."
Zhao Ziqiang laughed and said, "Don't you understand? To put it simply, eating vampires can strengthen your body and increase your life span. Therefore, even if vampires are listed as protected animals, they are still eaten in the end and become a legend. It's a pity that you have never seen it!
"
"What nonsense are you talking about? We are talking about eating pets and eating parasites..."
The female reporter stared at him inexplicably, and Zhao Ziqiang mocked: "Your genetic score should be very low. I can't understand such a simple logic. If you eat one of your pets, you can live an extra hundred years. Will you?"
Will you cook it tonight?"
"Oh! I understand..."
A male reporter exclaimed: "In order to increase their life span, people on earth continue to illegally hunt vampires, so they are eaten up, but... what does this have to do with eating parasites?"
"Everyone! The meaning of life lies in challenges, and the key to evolution lies in adventure..."
Zhao Ziqiang said loudly: "Pharmaceutical factories have made new drugs, and they have to find people to do experiments. If you don't take a bite of parasites, how will you know whether it is harmful or beneficial? We eat to evolve, otherwise how can we have high health?"
Gene?"
"That's right! The latest blocking drug is extracted from a parasite..."
Zhao Guanren came over and said with a smile: "You have always relied on technological evolution. You have long forgotten that nature is a treasure given by God. When food is eaten in the stomach, it can not only be converted into energy, but also improve the genetic structure. This way of natural evolution,
Ten thousand times more powerful than human intervention!”
"Mr. Zhao!"
The male reporter quickly asked: "Are you eating parasites from the sea to test medicine or try new ways of evolution?"
"Otherwise? Otherwise, why would you eat that disgusting thing..."
Zhao Guanren said proudly: "There are only two types of living things in our eyes. Those that are delicious and useless are called food materials, those that are unpalatable and useful are called medicinal materials, those that are inedible are called building materials, and those who are brave enough to try are called talents. And squid is a kind of medicinal material.
It can change the digestive system and reduce the symptoms of acclimatization!”
"Oh~"
There was an uproar at the scene. The ladies and reporters all nodded in agreement, but Xia Buer laughed in a low voice: "That's awesome! This can also help him get over. Liangzi ate drunken crabs and passed out all night."
, really changes the digestive system!”
"Friends! The most high-end evolutionary methods often use only the simplest ingredients..."
Zhao Guanren said boldly: "You think about evolution all day long, but the best way to evolve is right in front of you. Although natural evolution is slow, it will not cause major hidden dangers, and we dare to try, so we can give birth to offspring with perfect scores!"
"Pa bang bang..."
Thunderous applause resounded throughout the audience again, and Bangzi Girl still shouted unwillingly: "But no matter how much you eat, you can't change the fate of genetic extinction. Our Dragon Clan is the best human race, and your Han Clan has become extinct."
Got it!"
"..."
The scene suddenly fell silent. It was really hard to refute this, but Zhao Guanren smiled and asked: "This girl from the stick tribe, there are so many excellent races in Blue Star, where can the golden people be ranked? If I say ranked second
, do you dare to refute?"
"Well~ the Kama people are as good as the golden people, there is no doubt about it..."
Bangzi girl cleverly played a trick, and Zhao Guanren laughed loudly and said: "Haha~ I forgot that you are a colonial tribe of the Kama people, but we have all evolved into golden people, how dare you say that we are not excellent and not afraid of gold
Will someone beat you to death?"
"..."
Everyone looked at him in astonishment. Bangzi Girl didn't react for a moment, but Zhao Guanren stood on the chair and said loudly: "Everyone! I tell you where the Han people have gone. We did not perish, but evolved into what we are now.
Golden Man!”
"What? The golden people are from the Han nationality..."
The reporters shouted like an explosion. Even the ladies were horrified and stood up holding their big bellies in disbelief.
"What nonsense are you talking about? What does our Celestial Clan have to do with you..."
suddenly!
A group of glittering golden men walked in, led by a mature woman in her forties, and Fei Liwen, who had become a high-ranking official, was actually two positions behind her and was still winking. Obviously, this was someone from a different background.
little woman.
"It seems that it has been too long and our compatriots have forgotten history..."
Zhao Guanren chuckled and said: "The wife of the Titan patriarch mentioned an old incident, saying that you are a combination of Earth and Titan people. We didn't believe it at first, but after testing the genes of the three parties, you really have half of ours.
Bloodline!”
"Oh God! The Golden Man is actually the descendant of the Titans and the Earthlings..."
The scene was once again in an uproar, but the golden mature woman said angrily: "Nonsense! Our Celestial Clan has a civilization process of tens of thousands of years, what does it have to do with you earthlings, not to mention that the size of the Titan has already been determined, and it is impossible to combine with you!
"
"Dear! You have been deceived. Some people are deliberately creating hatred, otherwise your history would not be so short..."
Zhao Guanren lamented: "We, the Han people, are the overlords of the galaxy and have a history of rule for tens of thousands of years. However, some bastards are jealous of our glory and have tampered with your memories. Therefore, your history is full of loopholes and you are always criticized by the Kama people.
We are far older and more powerful than recorded!"
"If you understand the true history, you will know how powerful your ancestors are..."
Chen Guangda also stepped forward and said: "We can enter space without using technology, we can negotiate with the King of Hell, and we can even live forever. This is what scares the enemy the most, so they turned you into golden men.
Lost the power to become a god!"
"Bang~"
Zhao Ziqiang suddenly punched his fists, and a white beam of light suddenly shot up into the sky. The clear starry sky suddenly changed, and a purple lightning bolt broke through the clouds. While everyone was exclaiming, a big hand appeared in the clouds.
"Who is calling this god? Show up quickly..."
A huge head poked out of the clouds again. It turned out to be a foreigner with curly hair in white clothes. His eyes were shooting back and forth like searchlights. Not only did the people at the scene exclaimed, "Look at God," the whole Dead Leaf City was boiling with excitement.
The exclamations came one after another.
"Check it out! I don't believe in God..."
The golden mature woman frowned and raised her head. A golden man quickly raised the instrument and said in surprise: "Sir! It's not a virtual image. There is a mass of undetectable energy in the sky. It is not any substance we know. The electric ions in the clouds are also
Extremely active!”
"It's okay! I just want to say hello to you..."
Zhao Ziqiang slowly floated up into the air with his hands behind his back, and God's voice was like a loudspeaker, saying: "Big Han people! I haven't seen you for a long time. The devil is about to devour this star field. Please don't stand by and watch. I will give it to you in heaven."
Keep the royal garden!"
"Damn! What kind of lines did this guy make up? Why didn't he talk about the harem..."
Liu Tianliang spat it out in shame and anger, but Zhao Guanren covered his mouth and said with a smile: "It's a big show-off. It's all improv. The key is to shock people's hearts. Look! All these people with hundreds of IQs believe it. Technology."
The end is superstition! Haha~"
"God! Please save us..."
Everyone knelt on the ground in an uproar, no different from the common people in the feudal era. Even the golden mature woman had cold sweat on her forehead and said urgently: "Quickly compare their genes. If what they tell is the truth, report it to the Queen immediately.