Why do the people who come here have to be foreigners? This question stumps almost everyone.
After all, there are more than 4,000 people, and the total number of foreigners does not exceed 1,000, including sticks, monkeys, Asan and transvestites. Why is Zhao Guanren so sure that the foreigners with the smallest number will come?
"Xiaoyu! Don't you understand?"
Gao Jie was lying behind a fallen dead tree. Yu Xiaoyu had already darkened his face. He held a submachine gun and said with a smile: "I won't tell you once I figure it out. I'll be hungry for you."
It’s not a day or two, I can’t ruin his good deeds!”
"Cut~"
Gao Jie raised her chin arrogantly and said: "I just want to lust after him. If he dares to come over, I will kick him. If he doesn't come over, I will seduce him and make him want to stop. He will dream about me every night!"
"Wow! General Gao Shen, you are so sexy..."
Yu Xiaoyu smiled narrowly and said: "No wonder someone calls you Xiao Huangya behind your back. I think you are the first to stir up the anger in the president's heart. You even seduce his own disciples. Jiang Ziya can't cure your arrogance even if he comes here."
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"Shh~ someone is coming!"
Gao Jie suddenly covered her mouth. Looking from a distance on the hillside outside the woods, a group of well-equipped soldiers came over, followed by more than a dozen people in civilian attire. But without exception, Yi Shui, an American foreigner,
There were about forty men and women.
"Oh my god! What a foreigner..."
The two women looked at each other in shock. The foreigners were also shocked by the horrifying silence of the world. Some reporters even took out their original film cameras to take pictures, but they didn't even notice that the "smuggling squad" was laying an ambush.
"Hello~"
Zhao Guanren walked out with the Huanshou knife on his shoulder. The foreigners shocked him, but immediately he looked like he had seen a ghost and kept cursing words such as "Zhete, Fake".
"Why? Why are you so unfriendly? Aren't you peaceful warriors..."
Zhao Guanren walked out of the woods, pointed at the male translator with an Asian face and said: "Tell them, leave me enough water and food for twenty people, and I will let you pass from here, or I will call the devil to come and defeat you."
, if you don’t believe it, you can try it!”
"Damn it! I knew it would be bad if I met him. He is just a despicable guy..."
All the foreigners complained, and the team leader scratched his head in frustration, looking aggrieved as if he had encountered a bad god and couldn't send him away.
The foreigners quickly discussed it, and probably wanted to spend money to buy something clean. Finally, the translator said: "You can't eat twenty portions by yourself. We can give you portions for five people. At the same time, we have a message for you. The Japanese team will
At the bottom of the mountain, they are rich!"
"Haha~ Who said foreigners are heartless? You still know how to divert misfortune to the east..."
Zhao Guanren took two steps forward and said with a smile: "But one yard equals one yard. The toll for the devils is more than a few bags of food. They have to use the flower girl to honor me. You must not miss any of your twenty items. I can't bargain anymore."
Call someone!"
"Zhao Guanren! Why don't you leave? Xuan Ye is nearby..."
Suddenly there was a cry from the bottom of the mountain. The indistinguishable voice sounded very much like Bai Ming's. The translator hurriedly said: "Brother! Please leave quickly. Don't harm us anymore. We don't have much food. Give you something to survive."
Is the tool okay?”
Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "That's pretty much it. I'll pick out the things myself!"
"You're cruel!"
The foreigners had an unlucky look on their face, so they could only collect water and food for ten people. They also asked him to take away two tactical vests, as well as lighting sticks, grenades and other items, all of which were the most practical gadgets.
I almost made them cry with anger.
"I won't take your things for nothing..."
Zhao Guanren pointed forward and said: "Don't walk along the battlefield ruins. There are many evil things on the ancient battlefield. At the same time, everyone must wear a mask. The black fog will give you the illusion of death. Do you understand?
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"Got it!"
The translator immediately translated the words, and the foreigners finally nodded seriously, suddenly feeling that Zhao Guanren was not a bad person.
"Little hottie!"
Zhao Guanren smiled evilly at a young foreign girl and said: "Join my team, I will take you to have sex together until the end, we will have sex again, it will be great!"
The foreign girl quickly shook her head and said: "No! You are a three-star, no! A broom star, I will follow you... a dog leash, the devil will kill you, goodbye! No date, no date!"
"Damn! Only you stupid foreigners know how to lead dogs..."
Zhao Guanren cursed angrily, and after the foreigners ran away like the god of plague, Gao Jie and others, who had gotten up, immediately walked out.
Tang Xiaobing said in surprise: "Boss! You are so awesome. You robbed the American team by yourself, but how did you know they would come?"
"Aunt! Have you figured it out..."
Zhao Guanren touched Gao Jie's chin, and Gao Jie slapped his hand away and said mockingly: "You are so beautiful! Think of yourself as Yang Guo. Yang Guo only has one hand. If you chop off your hand, I will treat you as your aunt!"
"Although Yang Guo only has one hand, he is also a big eagle, which can make my aunt fly into the sky..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her with lively eyebrows, but Gao Jie rolled his eyes and said: "No matter how big the sculpture is, it belongs to Yang Guo, and it has nothing to do with you. Besides, have you ever seen the little dragon girl wearing T-string pants? Yang Guo would not give such a gift to her."
Give things to his master, I am nothing like her!"
"..."
Everyone who was just about to laugh suddenly realized that something was wrong. They had always thought that Gao Jie was a serious person, but it turned out that they were indeed master and apprentice. The apprentice was flirting openly, and the master was secretly flirting. One was a real gangster, and the other was a fake novice.
You can't even see the taillights.
"Haha~ You are really my good master..."
Zhao Guanren and Gao Jie looked at each other tacitly and said, "Actually, this matter is very simple. In the eyes of those stupid people, the direction I am escaping from is the most dangerous place. No one wants to run into the crazy Xuan Ye, but we have to
Someone went to search, so..."
"Oh! I understand..."
Gao Jie suddenly realized: "The weak have no right to speak. Whoever is the weakest has to be cannon fodder. So the people who come here are either old Americans or stupid. Only they have lost the main team and have the smallest number of people. Other teams will naturally bully them!"
"Let me tell you, no one is a good bird in adversity, so be more careful..."
Zhao Guanren put on his tactical vest and other items, and everyone quickly packed up other things and quickly walked down the side of the mountain, eager to harm the Japanese team.
"boss!"
Lu Datou asked anxiously: "Can you get me a Japanese flower girl? My grandfather was killed by the Japanese. I really hate Japanese flower girls, uh no! Anyway, I want revenge!"
"You fart! Your computer is full of Japanese movies, and you can recite the license plate by heart..."
Zhao Guanren said contemptuously: "This kind of thing cannot be rushed. There are a lot of little devils. We have to use both soft and hard tactics to leave an impression of fear and joy on the little heroes, and then hang them all the way. When they are in trouble, we can carry a few of them.
Run, I promise to take the pulse with you!"
"Haha~ high! It's really high..."
Lu Datou drooled with excitement, and Tang Xiaobing also said greedily: "Boss! This method is also good for foreign devils. Let's go back and ride foreign horses. That will give us a sense of conquest!"
"You are stupid!"
Zhao Guanren said proudly: "The American and Japanese teams are right next to each other. If something happens to the Americans, they will definitely run to the Japanese side. If something happens to the Japanese, they will call them over to help. It will be so fun to play doubles between the US and Japanese teams!"
"I want to..."
Yu Xiaoyu said hurriedly: "That handsome blond guy just now really fascinated me. I have to sleep with him. If he dares to disagree, you will beat him up for me. His girlfriend is yours!"
"I can see it, we
There is no good person in our team..."
Gao Jie smiled bitterly and said: "Everyone is worried about their own safety and trying every means to survive. We are the only ones who are concentrating on being bandits. We are not satisfied after robbing other people's things, and we also want to harm other people's girls and boys. I am considered a pirate ship."
Got it!"
"What do you think? We have three perverts and four female murderers here..."
Chen Ran walked beside her and smiled: "Actually, this place is very similar to the Dark Zone. Those who survive to the end will not be good people. If you don't bully others, others will bully you. But don't think of Teacher Zhao simply.
Yes, he didn’t grab things just to eat or drink!”
"Why?"
Gao Jie slowed down and looked at her in surprise.
"Look at these people in front of you, Lu Datou, who is just waiting to die, and Tang Xiaobing, who is brave and foolhardy..."
Chen Ran pointed to the front and said one by one: "Qiu Yihan who loves so and so, Yu Xiaoyu who is ruthless, Xu Yarong and Shen Ting who are useless, plus you who are inexperienced and me who can't fight, in fact we are
The weakest team!"
"I see……"
Gao Jie said thoughtfully: "Nine Days is to make people fear him and not dare to mess with him. Otherwise, if everyone thinks we are easy to bully, we will be dead!"
"Yes! No one dares to mess with us so that we can survive to the end..."
Chen Ran said: "The most troublesome thing now is Yu Xiaoyu. This kind of woman believes in the law of darkness and will fight back if the limelight is not right. Teacher Zhao should be the first to punish her, and the second is Qiu Yihan. If not,
If a goddess like her steps into a mud pit, she will always keep her eyes high!"
"How come you know everything? I think you are so scary..."
Gao Jie shook her head in disbelief, but Chen Ran smiled and said: "Because that's how I came here. I went from being a school beauty loved by thousands of people to a joke in his hands. In the end, I threw away all my reservations and listened to him.
, he just pushed me out of hell!"
Gao Jie crossed her arms and asked, "Is Zhang Xinyue the same as you? Who is his wife? Is he already married?"
"No! Zhang Xinyue and Zhou Miao are both his girlfriends, and they are colleagues..."
Seeing that he was almost at the foot of the mountain, Chen Ran said: "I will tell you their stories when I have time. Now I give you Teacher Zhao's motto. I live desperately because I am afraid of death. Please understand it!
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Gao Jie said softly: "Because he is afraid of death, he lives desperately. What a philosophical statement. No wonder he can always do so many crazy things!"
"Hide! There is someone down there..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly hid behind a big rock, raised his binoculars and looked at the path at the foot of the mountain. Lu Datou also lay down next to him in a sly manner, and said in surprise: "Isn't this a stick? Where did the devil come from? Foreigners can't even do this.
I can’t tell the difference!”
"Fart! A chicken thief with a stick, hanging behind the devil to avoid danger..."
Zhao Guanren adjusted his binoculars and saw only the Korean team of about 200 people, who were following the footsteps of the Japanese team. A dozen men in black were walking at the front, and the rest were following at a distance.
Unexpectedly, not long after the Korean team passed by, a team of more than a dozen people suddenly appeared and ran into the woods to meet up with another team. After chatting for a while, they collectively chased the Korean team.
"Haha~ As expected, the people in our country are still the most thieves..."
Zhao Guanren put down the telescope and said with a smile: "Every foreign team is followed by people from the fortress. They are probably afraid that they will monopolize the victory. The old Americans are also following behind. I just pretended not to see it. I, the car bandit and the road tyrant, will soon be there."
Become famous!”
"Then what should I do now? Why don't I get a Japanese girl..."
Lu Datou looked at him eagerly, not caring about anything else. Zhao Guanren stood up and said with a smile: "Don't you think Bangzi Niu is good? Gentlemen will only be late and never absent. Let's go! Let's do the surgery with the stick first. I hate it the most."