"Please! Can you stop studying this broken knife? You just want to see your master take off his clothes..."
The group of people walked on the country road. It had been an hour since they left the ancient battlefield, but Zhao Guanren was still looking at the black broken sword repeatedly, which made Qiu Yihan jealous.
Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said: "This is not about taking off your clothes. If I don't research and figure out the reason today, how can I still make a living in the appraisal world in the future!"
"You are just a dabbler..."
Gao Jie held a crossbow and said with a smile: "This knife is averagely sharp and cannot release the sword light. It is not even as good as the Canglan in your hand. Canglan has acceleration and can amplify the attack power by 50%. You are so broken."
At best, the knife was just lucky, so it didn’t get cut off by someone else!”
"Is this a lucky blade..."
Zhao Guanren raised the broken sword in confusion, but the dilapidated appearance looked extremely miserable. He had no choice but to insert it into the scabbard he picked up casually and said: "Never mind! If anyone dares to mess with me in the future, I will take this
Cut him with a knife and give him tetanus, and he will see his ancestors in two days!"
"Teacher Zhao! We don't have much time..."
Chen Ran raised the watch on his wrist and said: "Twenty-six hours have passed now. It is estimated that it will take another two hours to reach Yunxi County. Even if we don't sleep all the way back and there is no fighting, it will probably take more than ten hours."
Hours, if we delay any longer, we will become zombies!"
"Wait! I suddenly realized a problem..."
Zhao Guanren slung the broken sword across his back and said: "Since Marshal Zhao knows that the temple is in Yunxi County and said he couldn't find it after going there, it means that Yunxi County is not a secret, and the black devil has the intention to conceal the address of the temple.
Why do you still put the Leopard Mist Picture in Stone Village?"
Qiu Yihan frowned and said: "Are you saying that the black devil is trying to be mysterious and release a fake address to lure people there so that he can set up a trap for an ambush?"
"That's right! The Black Devil is not an idiot..."
Zhao Guanren picked his chin and said: "Even if the leopard mist map cannot be destroyed, just find a pit and bury it. Why bother to have a female ghost who is not strong in combat to guard it? Moreover, the female ghost takes off her pants and farts, jumps out and scares us away, Yunxi
The county is clearly a trap!”
"If you say that, aren't you a fool..."
Lu Datou held a tiger head shield and said: "Our only hope is in Yunxi County. If we don't go there, where else can we go? Now turn back to the camp. What if Bai Ming chops off our heads in anger?
, I think his affair with you is just a delaying tactic!"
"Bai Ming is easy to fool. The key is that I also want to find the temple and take out the treasures inside to eliminate the dead clan..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to the sky and said: "Have you noticed the direction of the lightning? I will tell you frankly that I have been cursed by the black devil. If I use my soul power, I will be struck by lightning. But the previous few lightning strikes only hit me.
The rest are from south to north!”
Gao Jie said blankly: "What does the temple have to do with lightning?"
"Something sucked the power away, otherwise why would electronic products run out of power..."
Zhao Guanren said: "The situation here is the same as in the dark area. The electricity is sucked away by the Skeleton Tower, so wherever the lightning runs, the thing that sucks the electricity is there. I suspect that the one who sucks the electricity is either the White Jade Temple or the
The nineteenth soul-suppressing tower!"
Chen Ran said: "Then you can't let lightning strike you a few more times. You will be struck to death before you find the temple!"
"Use your brain! We are modern people who understand science..."
Zhao Guanren took out a Durex from his pocket, tore it open, blew up the condom into a small balloon, and wiped all the lubricant on it
After cleaning, he said: "Which beauty can contribute some broken hair, let's do an electrostatic experiment!"
"Let me do it, my hair is long..."
Yu Xiaoyu simply untied her ponytail, cut off a small section with a knife, opened a paper towel and placed it in the middle.
"Raise it to the side of your head..."
Zhao Guanren rubbed the balloon on her head and quickly moved it to the paper towel. A piece of hair was immediately sucked up by the static electricity, but fell back in the blink of an eye.
"Haha~ Did you see anything..."
Zhao Guanren did several experiments back and forth, but everyone was confused. Only Xu Yarong exclaimed: "I understand, the hair on the right always falls first, which means that the static electricity on the right is sucked away first, and the right is...
…Northeast!"
"clever!"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "The electric appliance must be in the northeast. That is the culprit of the dark clouds covering the sky, and when the lightning struck, it was facing due north. We have gone too far now, which further proves that Yunxi County is a trap and the black devil is playing tricks.
Everybody!”
"Okay! You are really a genius..."
Gao Jie smiled and punched him. Zhao Guanren let go of the balloon and said: "If we see a human next, it will definitely be Bai Ming's general agent. Bai Ming can sense your location. As long as her agent is not dead, she will
They will definitely be sent to follow us, she is not worried about me!"
"Kill every one that comes. If you can't beat Bai Ming, why can't you beat them..."
Gao Jie raised the crossbow proudly, and Zhao Guanren waved and walked toward the northeast. After walking a short distance, they conducted a small experiment. They did not turn again until the direction of static electricity became due east.
"You have to run back, the black devil is really a thief..."
Lu Datou wiped the hot sweat from his forehead, and Zhao Guanren said: "Follow this road to the east and you will definitely find the target. Let's speed up. If we delay any longer, we will really turn into zombies!"
Everyone sped up and jogged. Now, except for Zhao Guanren, a loser in cultivation, everyone else was at least Level 3 Green. They could convert soul power into physical strength. There was no big problem in running non-stop all the way. Even Lu Datou no longer complained that he was tired.
Already.
"Oh no! He went back to Zhenyuan County again..."
Everyone stopped on a hill one after another. They could see the flaming city in the distance, but it was on their right. They had to either climb over the mountain or go back to the city and take the old road.
"damn it!"
After Zhao Guanren finished the experiment, he cursed: "The old immortal Black Devil has come in the opposite direction, and we have to keep running eastward. This time it is really a dung shell beetle encountering diarrhea - a trip in vain!"
"Oh my god! I guess I have to run across the campground..."
Everyone was so depressed that the whole day's journey was in vain, so many people died in vain, but they could only follow Zhao Guanren and continue moving forward.
But their guess was absolutely correct. This time they were almost close to the camp where they started. If everyone hadn't advanced, their legs would have been broken if they continued running like this. Even so, they had to rest twice and eat.
Only after eating dry food will you gain strength.
"Bai Ming must be wondering why we ran in the opposite direction..."
The Gouhuo team walked into the mountain forest where they first robbed the road. Zhao Guanren carried the broken sword and said: "I'm not worried about the Eight Demon Kings. I'm just worried about bumping into the demon army. The area behind the camp has not been cleaned up. It's strange that no one has cleaned it up."
There must be a lot of weird things!”
"Huh? Why is there a fire under the mountain? Is there anyone left..."
Yu Xiaoyu suddenly raised his hand to signal everyone to stop, and Zhao Guanren immediately
Taking out the telescope, Maoyao ran to the open space on the mountainside, but when he raised the telescope and took a look, he was shocked.
There was actually a river of blood in the camp, but it was not because of the demon army. The corpses of the fortress people were everywhere on the ground. He could even recognize them at a glance from their clothes. There were three parties in the melee, Hongfeng Xiaobao and
The Qilin Fort is besieging the Jiangdong Army.
"Why are you pinching me now? It's wrong..."
Zhao Guanren muttered in confusion. In fact, there were only two of the three parties. The Zheng family, the overlord of Jiangdong, was attacking the Lan family in Chishan Fort. However, the Lan family seemed to have counterattacked. Most of the corpses were members of the Zheng family. There were a few people he had returned.
Saw it.
"Ah~"
A scream suddenly rang out from the camp, and the two women were dragged to the fire, surrounded by a large group of men, who tore their clothes and forced the overlord to use his bow.
"Oh no! Isn't this Xiao Ding? Why was he arrested by Jiang Xiu's army..."
Lu Datou squatted down next to Zhao Guanren in surprise. They both knew the two women who were about to be raped. One was the junior leader of the college, and the other was the new president Zhao Bihu, the female secretary brought from Red Maple Castle.
"No harm to my wife and children! Don't touch my woman..."
Suddenly, a cry of grief and indignation came from the forest, and Zhao Bihu was escorted out. His face was beaten into a pig's head, and his nose was bleeding all over his chest.
"Haha~"
Wang Yaoyao also walked out with Jia Naisha, waving and smiling: "Brothers, we will play later. Let's first listen to what President Zhao has to say!"
"Pa~"
Jia Naisha stepped forward and gave Zhao Bihu a big slap in the mouth, grabbed his hair and said with a ferocious smile: "Stupid pig! Why do you want to sneak attack on us? Do you think you are Zhao bitch? Tell me honestly, are you Bai Ming's general agent?"
?”
"Are you blind? Take a good look at the back of my neck..."
Zhao Bihu tilted his head angrily. Jia Naisha took a look and exclaimed: "Sister! The magic pattern Bai Ming gave him is gone. He must be from another demon king!"
"What?"
Wang Yaoyao walked up quickly to check, then frowned and said: "Zhao Gang! Whose agent are you? Did you let Bai Ming into the city? As long as you tell the truth, I will let your woman go!"
"King Fairy! How long will you be so stupid..."
Zhao Bihu knelt on the ground and glared at her bitterly, and said: "In addition to our Zheng family, only the Lan family can let Bai Ming in Jiangdong Castle. The chief representative of Bai Ming is your Lan family. Otherwise, why wouldn't Lan Qianqiu be in a hurry?
, you, a foreign relative, don’t even know shit!”
"Stop talking nonsense here..."
Wang Yaoyao said angrily: "Lan Qianqiu is my aunt. How can I not know that she has joined forces with Bai Ming? Who are you from? Why did you want to sneak attack on me? Tell me quickly!"
"I'll tell you the truth now..."
Zhao Bihu raised his head and said: "Our backer is the Lord of Darkness. His right-hand man, Mrs. Blood, has been cooperating with our Red Maple Castle. Bai Ming is not her opponent. She asked me to stop you from looking for the temple. How dare you
Are you saying that Lan Qianqiu is not Bai Ming’s person?”
"Hmph~ That's right! Everyone is an agent now anyway, but I can only send you to see the King of Hell..."
Wang Yaoyao waved her hand coldly, and her men raised their swords to kill Zhao Bihu. Unexpectedly, the door to the secret realm was suddenly knocked open, and a black shadow quickly shot in from the outside...
(I know I timed out, but I finally made up for it in the early morning. At the same time, I would like to thank the leader of vip9527 book friend for the reward. Thank you for your support!)