It rained heavily at midnight, and a long-dormant county town finally came back to life. Not only were candlelights lit up in the largest house, but the aroma filled the kitchen.
"boss!"
Lu Datou squatted beside the earthen stove to fill the firewood, and asked in a low voice: "Do you really trust Bai Ming? She is the leader of the eight demon kings. She is also the second among the eighteen demon kings. She is by no means a fuel-efficient lamp. Wait.
It will be troublesome if she regains her strength and turns against us!"
"You think I'm willing to play with fire. We can't get out until she regains her strength. Black Prajna will definitely be waiting for us at the door..."
Zhao Guanren sat over and took out a piece of firewood, lit a cigarette and said: "When Bai Ming was still wearing open-crotch pants, Black Prajna was the devil. It means that he already knew that he could not advance and would be destroyed if he advanced, so the fake monk was the real cunning man.
!”
"I think so too……"
Lu Datou said thoughtfully: "The fake monk never showed up before. He probably knew that Yong Ye came in, so he simply hid and stood aside and watched. In the end, he was the only one uninjured. But in any case, Bai Ming is not a good person."
Stubble!”
"Nonsense! Of course Bai Ming is not a vegetarian, but killing me would be harmful to her..."
Zhao Guanren said: "The big-tailed wolf just told me that even if Bai Ming sits still, her cultivation level will automatically rise. Once she breaks through, her death will come, so she must rebel, and I am her best
Partner, do you understand?"
"I think..."
Lu Datou patted him on the back and said: "Even if you don't take Yu Ruyi, you still have to take the lead. The hatred between you and Yong Ye is inextricable. Either you die or he dies. The only way is to completely defeat Yong Ye and eliminate all the zombies.
You have a way to survive!"
"Oh, you force a good girl into prostitution. I will shed tears if I talk about it too much..."
Zhao Guanren sighed and shook his head, but Lu Datou said fiercely: "Let's use their girls as a sacrifice tonight. As long as we can't die, we will die. That's right! Having sex with zombies will have side effects, right?
We may be the first people in ancient and modern times!"
"Cross the river by feeling the stones and explore on your own. Men should be brave enough to take risks..."
Zhao Guanren took a can of sesame oil and stuffed it into his arms. He stood up and scooped out the instant noodles in the pot. After eating, the two of them shared a box of Durex. They ran into the house energetically and saw the big black wolf lying on the bed sleeping.
Eyes nourishing.
"You go and guard outside. What if a fake monk comes to your door..."
Zhao Guanren walked over and kicked its butt. The black wolf opened his eyes and muttered: "It's raining outside! My fur is wet and uncomfortable. Don't worry, I have very good hearing. I can definitely detect someone approaching!"
"Nima! You've become more particular. Don't let others kill you to make fur coats..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and walked into the wing room. The two rooms on the left and right were lit with candlelight. Lu Datou couldn't wait to smile and said: "Boss! Thanks to you, I'll go and enjoy it first. From now on, we can blow it when we meet people. Ning Cai
I’m a fool, I’ve slept with zombies! Haha~”
"you……"
As soon as Zhao Guanren was about to speak, he ran away and hurriedly opened the door on the right. He saw the little devil with an internet celebrity face sitting on the bedside combing his hair. He had already changed into a bright red embroidered dress, with a pair of purple fire eyes.
She looked at him brightly, actually showing a bit of shyness.
"master!"
The little devil shyly stood up and said a long blessing. Lu Datou sat arrogantly on the edge of the bed, placed a jar of sesame oil on the bedside, and said: "Since you have become a woman, you must learn to serve others in the future. First, help the master put on his shoes."
Take it off and get a basin of water to wash my feet!"
"
Yes! Master..."
The little devil squatted down next to him obediently, helped him take off his shoes and socks without hesitation, and then closed the door with small steps. Zhao Guanren had no choice but to turn around and walk to the opposite side, while scratching his head and muttering: "Isn't the sesame oil in that jar?
Is it lard?"
"Squeak~"
Zhao Guanren gently pushed the door open, only to see Bai Ming sitting cross-legged on the ancient bed, meditating. She had obviously taken a bath, her wet ear-length hair was tied behind her head, and she was wearing a long white ancient costume.
pants.
"Don't touch me! I'm at the critical moment of recovery..."
Bai Ming had his eyes closed and his expression was expressionless. Zhao Guanren closed the door and sat on the bed. He kicked off his shoes and crossed his legs, staring at her with a smile.
"you……"
Bai Ming quickly frowned and said uneasily: "Go to sleep next door and don't bother me here. If I can't recover before Black Prajna arrives, you will be torn apart by him."
Come on, you can't even get close to him on your own!"
"joke!"
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "There is no reason for a husband and wife to sleep in separate rooms. What's more, I am protecting you. A fake monk can't do anything to me. Stop practicing and just lie down and have a good sleep with me!"
"Bang~"
Bai Ming suddenly jumped up and kicked him onto the bed. He skillfully stepped on his face with his bare feet and glared condescendingly: "Aren't you very powerful? You have the ability to escape from under my feet. Don't think that I don't know that you are
You want me to bail you out!"
"Damn it! You want to rebel, you..."
Zhao Guanren scolded angrily: "You dared to do domestic violence just after you walked in. If I give you any more shame, why don't you go up to the house and untie the tiles? I'll count to three. If you don't take your feet away, I'll let the family know."
The Lord is so powerful, one! Two! Two point five, two point six!"
"Three! Three! Three..."
Bai Ming gritted his teeth and grinded his face, and said angrily: "You are the only one who can still be the head of the family. All the little skeletons under me are stronger than you. If you can, just beat me down. If I lose, I can even let you have a bridal chamber. Otherwise,
I will step on your face for the rest of my life!"
"You really think I'm afraid of you, right..."
Zhao Guanren grabbed her feet and pushed her hard twice. Who knew that she couldn't push her at all, so he had to say: "Do you dare to make a bet with me? If I knock you off the bed, you will strip naked and follow me."
The bridal chamber, otherwise I will never pester you for the rest of my life!"
"Okay! Come on, I'll give you one hand..."
Bai Ming stood on the edge of the bed and put one hand on his back. Zhao Guanren got up angrily and suddenly knelt down with a "pop" sound. Unexpectedly, Bai Ming suddenly came behind him in a flash and kicked him off the bed.
He kicked him down and was knocked to the ground.
Zhao Guanren turned over angrily and shouted: "You're so shameless! I'm not ready yet!"
"Don't you just want to use ecstasy..."
Bai Ming sneered: "Xuan Ye fell into your trap before, so you could run away from him, but I have seen through your tricks. If I really want to kill you, I will move your head before you kneel down."
, get out of here quickly, don’t embarrass yourself here!”
"Hmph~ You tigress..."
Zhao Guanren got up angrily and said: "I don't even think you died, but you are still picky. I don't need to warm up to your cold ass. I will write you a letter of divorce right away and pay you back completely."
Freedom, let you be an abandoned woman!"
"you……"
Bai Ming's eyes suddenly burst into purple light, he pointed at him angrily and said: "Zhao! What are you doing today?"
If God dares to insult me by writing a letter of divorce, I, Bai Ming, will die with you. If you don’t believe me, just give it a try!"
"My good wife, can't you be more gentle..."
Zhao Guanren quickly climbed onto the bed and sat her down. He held her hand and said, "I am your man. If you slap me in the face, aren't you just slapping yourself? You have to make other people laugh to death. Be good! Lie down and let's have a good chat."
!”
"Don't touch me..."
Bai Ming threw away his hands angrily, turned around and lay down facing inside.
‘Sure enough, it’s about taking soft things rather than hard things…’
Zhao Guanren thought to himself, immediately hugged her from behind and said: "Bai Bai! I know I have wronged you. You got married without the three matchmaking certificates and six certificates, but I guarantee you that if you have the conditions, you will use an eight-carriage sedan chair and you will be beautiful."
I will marry you!"
"This is impossible, you and I know it well..."
Bai Ming slowly turned around and lay down, looking at the top of the ancient bed and said softly: "Once you leave the secret realm, Yong Ye will definitely send people to hunt you down. If I protect you, I will die. If I don't protect you, you will die."
I have to die, so..."
"You really think I'm a love interest..."
Zhao Guanren turned her over to face him and said: "I don't need your protection. It's not that easy for Yongye to kill me. And since I can kill it twice, I can kill it three or four times. You only need to protect me."
Just be on your own, and when you get out, just pretend you don’t know me!"
"Why do you want to marry me..."
Bai Ming's eyes suddenly became gentle, staring deeply into his eyes.
"You look good..."
Zhao Guanren stroked her hair and said with a smile: "I have never seen such a special girl like you. I like your independent and self-reliant character. I fell in love with you after I found out you were a woman!"
"Whether what you say is true or false, I thank you..."
Bai Ming suddenly took the initiative to hug him, kissed him gently on the lips, and said softly: "Let's have a wedding! This is our first time, and it may also be our last. If I can't save you, I hope you don't blame me.
, I have more important things to accomplish!"
"I don't blame you! But you have to give me your bellyband..."
Zhao Guanren was so stimulated that he got on his horse, pushed her down on the bed and gave her a wolfish kiss. The kiss made Bai Ming confused and infatuated. His cheeks turned red even though there was no heartbeat. He even hugged him hard and responded clumsily and seriously.
"Wait a moment!"
Bai Ming subconsciously grabbed his hand, looked at the red bellyband on his hand, and asked shyly: "You...why do you always want to take off my pants? Wouldn't it be better if I took off my bellyband?"
"How can I have sex without taking off my pants?"
Zhao Guanren looked at her in astonishment, but Bai Ming asked innocently: "Why do you have to take off your pants before the wedding? If you kiss on the mouth, take off your bellyband, and then lie in bed and sleep, the wedding is complete, right?"
Does it matter if we take off all our clothes and sleep together?”
"Take your hands away and let me teach you what the real bridal chamber is..."
Zhao Guanren almost burst out laughing in his heart. The White Demon King who killed people without batting an eye was actually a novice in this area. However, just when Bai Ming let go obediently, a scream suddenly came from outside.
"Dong~"
Bai Ming suddenly opened Zhao Guanren's door, grabbed the soul-killing knife beside the bed and jumped out of the bed. Zhao Guanren shouted anxiously: "Wear clothes, and don't let others see your body!"
"I'm so annoyed! I asked you not to have a wedding..."
Bai Ming grabbed his sweater in shame and anger, put it on his body, broke the window with a knife and jumped out...