The sobs of the women echoed in the dark tunnel, and the men were no better. There was no living person who was not afraid of this ghostly place.
The tunnel is at least a hundred meters deep underground, and is wide enough for four trucks to run side by side. In order to allow humans to get down, a slope was specially opened, but as soon as they came out, there was a huge army of zombies, lined up on both sides of the tunnel.
staring at them.
"Oh~ It really stinks..."
Lu Datou hurriedly put on the mask that never left his body, and his frightened rotten butt almost failed to ride on his back. The zombies that could be seen at a glance were like terracotta warriors and horses, unable to move even with swords, guns and sticks.
The lowest-level corpse soldiers here are also red-level ones. The oriole's eyes are so bright that they can see the road clearly without turning on the light. However, large corpse soldiers such as the giant zombie warriors can only sit on the ground in frustration, bending over and standing for more than ten meters.
The high tunnel cannot accommodate these big guys.
"The amount of work is not small. It seems that there are dedicated engineering troops..."
Zhao Guanren looked around curiously. He had seen too many zombies. The zombie kings all slept together. A group of stupid people were nothing to him. But what surprised him was that such a big cave had no support.
Not a single place collapsed.
"Master! Can you please hold my hand? I'm a little scared..."
Wang Yaoyao weakly held him back. The little girl was still wearing a red welcome cheongsam and a long black wig. After she completely surrendered, she no longer pretended to be coquettish. She said nothing along the way.
Naturally, he called out to his master.
"What are you afraid of? They're just a bunch of brainless idiots..."
Zhao Guanren hugged her and kissed her fiercely. He didn't take Wang Yaoyao seriously before, so saving her was a bit out of vanity. Conquering Bai Fumei was every man's dream.
But since her name appeared on the life-borrowing card, the more Zhao Guanren looked at her, the happier he felt. He completely regarded her as one of his own. After all, not just anyone would give his life to him. There was no noble character on the life-borrowing card.
Zhao Guanren was very disappointed with his name.
"Oh! Gabianqi..."
Zhao Guanren led her to several corpse generals. Several red-eyed corpse generals blinked in confusion. Then, under the shocked gazes of the humans, the corpse generals actually made room for him and allowed him to grab a knife.
He walked without any resistance.
"It's so hard! Is this glue..."
Zhao Guanren knocked on the wall with his knife, and a layer of translucent material filled the entire tunnel, supporting the tunnel like concrete, and it could not be broken even if the weapon hit it.
"You can actually speak corpse language, who taught you..."
Qing Ming appeared in the back like a ghost. Zhao Guanren turned around and said with a smile: "I deal with you all day long, what can't I do? I was also the captain of the skeleton team. A group of my good brothers in the patrol team will come over just blow the whistle.
Help me fight!"
"Don't be so playful with me..."
Qing Ming said coldly: "I already have a general understanding of your abilities. You are half-assed at chasing souls and drawing lightning. I don't even need to raise my hand to kill you. If you dare to play tricks when we get to Xiangtan County, I will
Just use your head to open the altar!"
"Why should I play tricks..."
Zhao Guanren said proudly: "My daughter-in-law Bai Ming has already come to see me. With her smart little head, she can definitely guess that you are taking me to open the altar. When the time comes, you will be cannon fodder in front, and she will take advantage of me in the back."
, we husband and wife shouldn’t be too happy!”
"You are too naive..."
Qing Ming said coldly: "Bai Ming only sees interests and no emotions. When you are no longer of use, she will chop off your head with her own hands!"
"It seems you don't understand Bai Ming at all..."
Zhao Guanren leaned into her ear and smiled: "Have you never seen Bai Ming in heat? She was shaking all over while holding me, and her tongue was very active. So, you can't even see through her appearance.
Whatever goes into her heart, you have no idea what she is thinking!"
"I don't believe it! You are a liar, and Bai Ming is also lying to you..."
Qing Ming stomped away angrily, but the Giant Corpse War General unexpectedly protected him.
Mu's car was carried down and carefully placed on the ground for her to get into the car. However, the agent did not receive such treatment. Food and drinking water could only be carried on people's backs and walked with the large group.
Wang Yaoyao asked softly: "Master! Do zombies really have feelings?"
"Qing Ming is such a good example, can't you see it..."
Zhao Guanren chuckled and said: "With high IQ, you will definitely have emotions. If you can't even judge the basic emotional logic, you must be useless Silly Que. This is where Yong Ye has a headache. You can't achieve great things with Silly Que. You don't need Silly Que."
You have to guard against rebellion, haha~"
After Zhao Guanren said that, he hugged her and walked forward. He happened to see Duo Moxiong scratching his buttocks. He walked up and said funnyly: "You are still wearing a thong, are you planning to replace me as the number one gigolo?"
"Don't fucking mention it, I'm really unlucky..."
Duo Moxiong said depressedly: "Hei Wuchang changed the magic pattern on me, and I became a second-class citizen among the agents. Moreover, that bitch Hei Wuchang is a pervert. She likes to watch men play with men. Fortunately, she gave me a foot licker.
It’s my job, otherwise I’ll have to kiss a man!”
"Hey~ No matter how beautiful Hei Wuchang is, she is still a female corpse. Be careful that her tongue is completely rotten..."
Zhao Guanren looked at him with disgust on his face, while Duo Moxiong said in embarrassment: "You even kissed Bai Ming, so you have the nerve to say that I'm dead, forget it! You are the uncle anyway, you are awesome, hurry up and help your brother
Think of a way, if this continues, I will become gay even if I die!"
"You will always have to pay back when you come out to fool around. Just leave it to fate..."
Zhao Guanren gloated and caught up with Lu Datou, and they gradually became the leaders. It was like visiting a zombie museum. Zhao Guanren studied new varieties of zombies one by one, and Goudan acted as their explainer, which opened the eyes of several humans.
"Are you tired? Let's ride on Goudan's back..."
Zhao Guanren let go of Wang Yaoyao in distress and helped her wipe the sweat from her forehead.
"If I don't go, I will stay with you..."
Wang Yaoyao held his arm and said with a sweet smile: "I don't want to be a eldest lady. Anyway, I'm a miserable woman. I can't fight. Fortunately, I'm pretty. As long as you don't dislike me, I'll give you."
You will be a little maid for the rest of your life! Hee hee~"
"Rotten ass!"
Lu Datou said with disdain: "I will learn from your sister more in the future. What your sister said is so considerate. You will be a great brother and a good father all day long. You are faking your own death!"
"You speak with your conscience, haven't I served you attentively enough? I have used all my strength to feed you..."
Bad Butt suddenly cried and said: "I am also the daughter of a wealthy family. When have I ever served a man? You always say that I am a Bad Butt, but I have only had one lover, and Zhao Bihu has never touched me. He just wanted me to stimulate Yaoyao on purpose."
of!"
"Lan Shu! It turns out you are still in the dark..."
Zhou Xin suddenly came over from behind and said: "You drank too much and slept with your eldest brother-in-law. It was actually a trap set up by Lan Qianqiu. In order to put her husband in power, Lan Qianqiu deliberately made you and your eldest sister turn against each other, and then again
Instigate your eldest sister to divorce!"
Bad Butt said in shock: "How do you know?"
"I am an intelligence collector. I know some secrets about the major fortresses..."
Zhou Xin smiled and said: "The decline of the Lan family started with you. You and your eldest brother-in-law were driven away, your eldest sister was coaxed by the pretty boy, and your relatives also made Lan Qianqiu fat and white, so the Lan family
The owner has become your brother-in-law, Wu Tianqiong!"
Zhao Guanren said doubtfully: "I have seen the Valkyrie Lan Qianqiu. She needs strength and brains. Why would she let an outsider and a fool take over her own home?"
"Wu Tianqiong is not an idiot, because his surname is Zheng..."
Zhou Xin said: "I spent a lot of effort to find out that Wu Tianqiong is a relative of the Zheng family. Zheng Shiba has to call him uncle. Wu Tianqiong has been drawing blood from the Lan family to feed the Zheng family, so the Zheng family suddenly
Rise up, Wu Tianqiong is a big traitor!"
Zhao Guanren said in surprise: "If you say that, wouldn't the Zheng family be able to cover the sky with one hand soon?"
"already
Having covered the sky with one hand, don’t forget that the Blood Lady is still supporting them..."
Zhou Xin lowered her voice and said: "I reported this matter to Qing Ming, but the dead tribe only believes in fists, and she doesn't care about these things at all, but I think the Blood Lady is trying to make trouble. She deliberately restrained the dead tribe's power so that Zheng
Take charge of the whole family and then give her a helping hand!"
Lu Datou said in confusion: "What can humans do to help? Humans can only be passively beaten!"
"Humanity has nuclear weapons. One nuclear bomb can't kill the devil. Ten of them will do..."
Zhou Xin said firmly: "The Blood Princess will probably lead the dead people out of the dark zone. The dead people don't have so many twists and turns in their minds. It is impossible to think that the Blood Lady will hit them with nuclear bombs. Anyone who dares to come out will be in disaster. Otherwise, they will be destroyed."
Why does the Blood Princess fight against the dead clans, and what is the use of supporting human beings?"
"Then let them fight and blow them all up to death..."
Zhao Guanren laughed and quickened his pace. After getting rid of Zhou Xin, he whispered: "Don't talk to Zhou Xin too much. That little bitch is smarter than a ghost. She was trying to trick me just now to verify her own thoughts."
, and then go to Qing Ming to ask for credit!"
Lu Datou wondered: "I think what she said makes sense. Blood Princess is not for nuclear weapons, so why should she help mankind?"
"Just because what she said made sense, I suddenly figured out something..."
Zhao Guanren said in a low voice: "Xue Ji knows a lot about nuclear bombs. This idea was definitely Zhang Xinyue's idea. Based on my understanding of her, she would never lure the dead people out to explode, and the dead people are not that stupid. She must have wanted to
Bring nuclear bombs into the dark area and blow up their lairs!"
Wang Yaoyao covered his hands and exclaimed: "Oh my god! It's so crazy, but there is no electricity in the dark area, how can a nuclear bomb be launched?"
"Artificial detonation! Let the devil carry the nuclear bomb and rush in..."
Zhao Guanren said with sharp eyes: "Xue Ji has been spreading news about the decisive battle, but her old Yin Bi is not so stupid. She wants to create an atmosphere of panic and let Yong Ye call back all the eighteen demon kings, and even I personally
Show up and serve them all in one pot!”
"I go!"
All three humans were stunned. Only Goudan tilted his head and asked, "Qi Sha let those goose eggs explode, but he was only seriously injured. Are you sure you can blow up Yong Ye? Ten of them are enough to kill me!"
"No matter the number of nuclear bombs, their yield..."
Zhao Guanren said with bright eyes: "The ones that exploded the Seven Evils were just tactical nuclear bombs, a drop in the bucket. If you carry a few big ones with fifty times the power, the earth will blow a big hole for you. Yongye can resist ten of them, he can
Can you withstand a hundred pills?"
Goudan quickly shook his head and said, "Pretend I didn't say that! Fortunately, I'm no longer the Demon King. It's too scary to scare the wolf!"
"Shh~"
Zhao Guanren said in a low voice: "Shut your mouths and pretend you don't know anything. I have to find a way to mislead Zhou Xin, otherwise it will not work once the secret is leaked!"
"Zhao Guanren!"
The nanny car suddenly drove over. Qing Ming jumped out and clapped his hands. Soon a large group of modern zombies came in front. Although they all held cold weapons and some even wore armor, their shoes and clothes could not be seen.
They are modern people who have just become corpses.
"listen……"
Qing Ming waved his hand and said: "I will give you half an hour to eat. After eating, these soldiers will carry you to your destination. I specially selected some that do not smell bad. When you are tired, you can sleep on their backs. I guess
We'll be there at dawn!"
"I'll go! It's a human mount. Can I choose one with big breasts..."
Lu Datou walked up to a long-legged beauty and patted the beauty's stiff dead face, but Zhao Guanren suddenly discovered that the number of zombies was wrong, and asked strangely: "Why are there only about a hundred, why don't the rest go?"
Qing Ming spread his hands and said: "You guys eat! My soldiers have to eat too, otherwise why would I bring them here?"
"you……"
Zhao Guanren's face suddenly changed, and he suddenly found that all the zombies behind him had raised their butcher knives, and the little devils were wiping their mouths, as if they were ready to eat...