"Husband! What is the name of the child? Please give it a name..."
In a dark secret room, a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes was holding a cigarette, and a beautiful young woman was sitting on a chair hugging him, her eyes full of love and desire.
"Husband! Who is this woman? Why did she call you husband..."
Qin Biqing and Bai Ming hurriedly ran to the jade, but Zhao Guanren stuttered with a confused face: "This... this is not me, this is my dad, and that girl is my mother... best friend, Aunt Zhou!"
But since when did they have an affair, I didn’t notice it!”
"Wow! You look so much like your dad, almost like twins..."
The two girls stared at the jade in surprise, but Zhao Guanren's father lowered his head and said something, and then raised his voice and said: "Let the first boy you give birth to be called Zhao Guanren, let him remember that an official is a benevolent person, otherwise
Worse than pigs and dogs!”
"you?"
Zhao Guanren was stunned when he saw two women walking into the scene at the same time. They actually hugged his father, and the four of them hugged each other and rubbed their hair together.
"Husband! Who is the mother..."
Qingbai Shuangjiao didn't think it was strange, but Zhao Guanren's face turned red immediately, and he said: "Well... the one in red is my mother, and the big butt next to her is Aunt Shen, but they never mentioned this.
Ah, and my dad is very honest, he can’t be so romantic!"
"Honestly? Shouldn't it be genetic..."
The green and white beauties all looked at him suspiciously. Zhao Guanren blushed again and muttered: "My father passed away too early. Maybe I misunderstood him. I guess my personality is hereditary. I will follow my father's style.
That’s the case, don’t blame me!”
"Husband!"
Bai Ming pointed at the jade and said in confusion: "My father's weapons are so strange. There is a black claw stuck on the iron rod, and there is a similar dagger in his waist. Is my father a warrior?"
"Huh?"
Zhao Guanren was also surprised and said: "My father is a veteran. He married my mother and started a business. But even if we are not married, we are not carrying cold weapons. Huh? Why does Old Shen still have a pistol in his waist?"
"Shua~"
The scene suddenly changed to a bedroom. The young Zhao Guanren was lying on the bed with flushed ears. A beautiful mature woman was lying on top of him. She said with a charming smile: "Hehe~ little husband! Don't be shy. This is the first time. You've already done it."
Become a real man!"
"Damn it! Why are you letting this go? Stop it..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly tried to escape from the jade, but Qingbai Shuangjiao pinched him at the same time. Qin Biqing even cursed angrily: "This is that big-assed Aunt Shen, so shameless! She even lost her friend's
My son is seducing me, so shameless!"
"What grudge do I have against you? Why are you trying to find out who I am..."
Zhao Guanren wailed like a mourner, but he couldn't run away with the two women sandwiched between him. After finishing the story of a boy and a mature woman, he immediately changed into a boy and a girl again, and then a series of 18-ban movies were watched.
He himself was dumbfounded.
"Amitabha! Donor, please listen to what the young monk has to say..."
Black Prajna crawled over with a sense of obsession, and it seemed that he wanted to give away another Great Compassion Mantra for free.
"this……"
The dumbfounded Zhao Guanren himself didn't understand that his past and present life were very tragic, and now he was no longer suitable for children. He was so dazzled by the eldest daughter and daughter-in-law that he couldn't even remember who they were.
"How many women have you had..."
The green and white beauties all looked at him blankly. Zhao Guanren lowered his head like a prisoner and said hesitantly: "Uh~a dozen...two, three or forty, why should I remember this thing? Anyway, I only have two wives.
Other women are nothing to me, I only love my two wives!"
"you
If you dare to give birth, I dare to marry you as my wife. You are my favorite woman..."
Suddenly, a sworn oath rang out from the jade wall. It was Zhao Guanren who was swearing while holding Zhou Miao. These words exploded like thunder, instantly making Zhao Guanren's legs weak and he secretly screamed, "I'm fucked."
"Haha~ I finally let you wait..."
Black Prajna shouted excitedly, sat cross-legged with a bloody nose, and sent out a free Great Compassion Mantra with satisfaction.
"Shua~"
Qin Biqing suddenly revealed a pair of white eyes and asked angrily: "Who is this woman? Don't you only have two wives? Doesn't my wife count as a wife? You heartless man!"
"This is Zhou Miao, the woman that Qi Sha captured, she hasn't come through yet..."
Bai Ming calmly let go of his hand. Zhao Guanren immediately walked to the jade, stared lovingly at Zhou Miao's face, and said softly: "Duoduo! Don't be afraid, as long as I still have breath, I will definitely save you.
I will die with you!"
"Cut~"
Qin Biqing said disdainfully: "It's the same as saying goodbye between life and death. Isn't it Qisha? Just wait until we go out and bring her out. If Qisha dares not to let her go, we will kill her. And since she has never had a family relationship, it is just a matter of marriage.
I have a third bedroom, so I can’t be jealous!"
"You are so awesome, go out and show me..."
Zhao Guanren turned back and glared at her angrily. Qin Biqing opened her mouth but did not dare to refute.
"Stop arguing..."
Dusha finally came to her senses, coiled her snake's tail and said urgently: "There is something wrong with this place. Our murderous intent suddenly became so strong. There must be something affecting us. Let's work together to report it to the outside world!"
"I agree! We can wait until we get out..."
Si Ming also sat up and began to heal his wounds, but Zhao Guanren said: "What the hell! Why didn't I take the opportunity to kill you? Because your enemies are all Yong Ye. If you don't join forces to deal with Yong Ye, sooner or later you will be killed."
He has to erase his memory!"
"Let me see myself..."
Xuan Ye stumbled to the jade bi, and when Zhao Guanren walked away with Qingbai Shuangjiao, his hometown, a small fishing village by the sea, immediately appeared on the screen. He had just gotten off the boat carrying a fishing net.
"Damn it! You are not Japanese..."
Zhao Guanren was surprised to find that the people in the picture were not speaking Japanese, nor were they dressed in Japanese, but his story was quite ordinary. After the invasion of the dead, a whole village was massacred, and the whole village turned into zombies.
Xuan Ye started out as a little zombie and grew up until he was selected by his predecessor Xuan Ye. With the help of Xuan Ye, he opened his spiritual wisdom and gradually became a powerful ninja until he took over and became the new Xuan Ye.
"Liars! Damn Japanese people are all liars. You are the murderers of my parents..."
Xuan Ye cursed angrily, but when he got excited he vomited black blood, so Zhao Guanren had to ask Bai Ming to help stabilize his injury.
"Me too, we were all deceived..."
The Mistress of Yuxiao Palace also sat up from the ground, her face gloomy to a terrifying degree. She was actually deceived from a man into a woman, and was completely deceived into lameness.
"Yuxiao!"
Zhao Guanren sat on the stone, lit a cigarette, and asked: "Why is there a soul-locking chain in your body? Isn't the soul-locking chain a patent of the black devil? Does Xue Ji want to help the black devil get out of trouble?"
"I don't know how this could happen..."
Palace Master Yuxiao shook his head tiredly and said: "Xue Ji helped me get this body for me. I didn't find any abnormalities after taking possession of it. It's normal for Xue Ji to be able to summon the energy of black death, but I didn't expect that she was yin."
Me, you even lied to me from beginning to end, this damn bitch!”
"I suspect that the Blood Lady is playing tricks. She wants to resurrect the Black Demon..."
Zhao Guanren took a deep breath from the cigarette and said in a deep voice: "Although Blood Princess always said that she wanted to be independent, her attitude was completely different when she was under the Soul-Calming Tower. She was afraid of the Black Devil out of her own heart, and even helped
The black devil tempted me and wanted me to swallow the soul-suppressing beads!"
"you said……"
The Lord of Yuxiao Palace said with a complex expression: "If this is really the case, then her scheming is too deep. At least I didn't see any clues. I always thought that she wanted to be independent and completely abandoned the Black Devil!"
"No matter what! The two major scourges, Blood Princess and Yong Ye, should be eliminated..."
Zhao Guanren said: "Everyone! We are now brothers and sisters. Everyone has a common blood feud. We really shouldn't fight with each other anymore. I propose that the eight of us form an alliance, the Avengers Alliance, to fight for ourselves and the outside world.
Revenge for the dead relatives and friends!”
"I agree! Yong Ye has an sworn feud with our Hai Clan..."
Du Sha was the first to raise her hand, and Qingbai Shuangjiao naturally agreed, followed closely by Palace Master Yuxiao and Xuan Ye, but Siming said: "I am willing to join you, but I am not interested in some people."
I’m really worried, Black Prajna and Yong Ye are accomplices!”
"With your sister!"
Black Prajna actually cursed and said angrily: "No matter what I have done before, Yongye is now my mortal enemy. I dare to swear on my Buddha nature and lifelong cultivation that as long as you don't betray me, I will not betray you."
I will betray you, do you dare to swear?"
"I dare you if you dare..."
Si Ming raised his hand and swore without hesitation, and the rest of the people all followed suit, but when he arrived at Zhao Guanren, he felt a little uneasy. He raised his hand and hesitated: "Uh~ I, Zhao Guanren, swear to God, if I betray the Avengers,
The alliance will be struck by five thunders from heaven!"
"no!"
Black Prajna waved his hand and said: "You are often struck by lightning. I am more worried about you than I am about Siming. You have to make a more vicious oath. For example, if you betray the alliance, you will not be able to have sex and you will become a eunuch from now on!"
"Your sister! Dead monk..."
Zhao Guanren rolled his eyes at him, but Siming also yelled for him to swear an oath as a eunuch. Zhao Guanren could only swear an oath depressedly, but everyone knew that this kind of alliance was not reliable. If everyone didn't have a common enemy, I'm afraid the situation would have changed.
I forgot about my ass.
"Guanren! Do you have a way to get out..."
Si Ming looked at him anxiously. Zhao Guanren stood up and squatted in front of the four-way intersection and said, "I think I can go to heaven. Do you believe it or not?"
"Don't be joking..."
Black Prajna said quickly: "We know you are not a bad person, but you are not a good person either, and you only have one chance. If you fail, you will be gone!"
"You know I'm joking, why don't you come together and use your brains..."
Zhao Guanren subconsciously took out a pack of cigarettes and held it up in his hand. The Seven Demon Kings came over one by one and each took one. They rubbed their fingers and lit the cigarettes. A group of hooligans squatted in a row with him, each holding a cigarette in his mouth.
Smoking smoke from a cigarette.
"I didn't expect that smoking can help me wake up. What kind of cigarette is this? Here's another one..."
"Marlboro! Cool and refreshing beads..."
"I'll take another one too..."
"I also want……"
The Seven Demon Kings quickly finished smoking a pack of cigarettes. Zhao Guanren was so angry that he smashed the cigarette case and said angrily: "You guys have smoked all my pack of cigarettes without any constructive suggestions. Now start talking one by one, even if you hold it back."
Hold it in for me, Xuan Ye! Let’s start with you!”
"No! I was injured the most and my brain is not working well. Let Siming say..."
Xuan Ye shook his head like a rattle, Siming held a cigarette in his mouth, squinted his eyes and muttered: "I think this, it's better to think about it in the long term... Who the hell is going to kick me!"